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  • Lol

  • Ultimate swag.

  • Sgt Johnson > Chuck Norris

    Sgt Johnson - Master Chief (Equals)

    sooo... wait...then,

    Master Chief > Chuck Norris

  • @dracoboy79 nope.avi mastercheif gets K.O'd in space

  • @AeroTiberian Hes still alive.... so..... fail.avi

  • @dracoboy79 We all know that MC is in fact Chuck Norris

  • SGT Johnson Says to Brute " IM RICK JAMES BITCH" *Walks through gun fight*

  • whats the name of the song?

  • Whats the song called?

  • he knows what the ladies like...

  • hey chika bump bump

    

  • the black chuck norris'es:

    sgt johnson

    &

    emile

  • anybody else agree that sgt johnson should be a higher rank than a sargent.

  • @CommanderAcher1337 Actually, he is. His real rank is Sergeant Major Johnson.

  • @Ragnarrocck oh i swaer on time someone in halo was like sarget jhonson we need u but he should still be higher than that

  • i loled as fuck

  • During the firefight Brute : I shall drink your blood from your skull!! ODST : Die bitches!! *SGT.Johnson steps in* Grunt : Hey look! *Everyone stops and music begins* Sgt.Johnson : Coming through Jackals : Damn he's so cool! *Sgt. Johnson leaves* Grunt :......Kill the humans!!! *Firefight continues*
  • why does he wear odst armour he`s no odst?

  • @TheMonsterman1996 Hes anything he wanna be lol but he still a seargent no mater wut

  • @vietpi because it is possible that he doesn't want to stay away from the frontlines. he loves to fight and anything past seargent are often placed away from fighting at all.

  • @TheMonsterman1996 Cuz he uses the Rookie's character model. They just swapped the head

  • RESPECT FOR THE AFRICAN AMERICAN!!!!

  • respect mother fucker

  • Chuck Norris, meet your apprentice :)

  • @TheBob123451 dont worry, ill hold his hand

  • and people thought buck was epic

  • i fking hate guilty spark

  • @Inezjaya i share in that hatred though i'm pretty sure everyone does

  • they should make a game of him :)

  • @spartans0n if so it would have to be from the halo book call harvest now that would be a game lol

  • he dead :(

  • swag.

  • i reamber whatching this on tv i was like wow i got get this game but i never did

  • Sgt Johnson is a perfect example of a Spartan-I

  • @iiH3R3T1C try spartan 11

  • Hold me baby

  • Awsome when does it come out?¿

  • @darkclown443 odst has been out for 2 years XD

  • i did get the card to get sgt johnson but my littlbe bro burnt it in our fire :(

  • @360guitarfreak one less sgt. johnson in the world mwhahaha >=)

  • u wanna know how he keeps that cigar of his lit? COVENANT FIRE THATS HOW!!!

  • i got his firefight voice on reach good times :D

  • ODSTs: Hah! I'm gonna rip you a new one! Covenant: No, we're gonna kill you all! Glass this place and then--- [Sgt. Johnson enters] ODSTs: ooo, look him Covenant: Yeah, mmm mmm ODSTs: man, he looks so fine Covenant: Dude, I want him... [ As Johnson leaves (bow chicka bow wow!)] ODSTs: Well, you can't have him, he's our side Covenant: Fuck you, I'm gonna kill you to have him ODSTs: No, Fuck you! ---------------------- (Meanwhile in Blood Gulch) Pvt. Donut: Aw, why could I be there?
  • @Kilonoid ODST took place 3 weeks BEFORE the events of halo 3

  • @kvelas1

    Well the thing is, you don't.

  • I loved playing as him in firefight I found buck in halo reach.

  • the game is before halo 3

  • But I thought he died in Halo 3 by Guilty Spark? :O

  • @Kilonoid ODST is right before halo 3 (and right after halo 2)

  • @ThaCarterIVYMCM O... thanks...

  • @ThaCarterIVYMCM yea i think the game ends like, at the begining of hlo 3 kuz they wipe the new mombassa to get the portal.

  • lol

  • is there anywhere to find that theme

  • how many covanent would it take to capture johnson

  • @kvelas1 OVER 9000!

  • how many covanent would it take to capture johnson

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  • sarge....KEEP IT CLEAN!!!

  • "They say that Sgt. Johnson is one baaaaaaaad mother f-"

    "Shut your mouth!"

    "What? I'm just talking about Johnson."

    "Then we can dig it."

  • Sgt Jhonson=Black chuck norris

  • @H1TMA no. chuck norris is a white sgt jhonson

  • he does know what the ladies like oh and the grunts are like, drool we have to take him to the queen she will marry him and love him for ever but first we must finish the war

  • repestify

  • jognsons the black chuck norris

  • Sgt Johnson is related to Chuck Norris.

  • Oh dude, I love Johnson.

  • respect the man with the cigar

  • lol They all look at sarge Johnson and he think he is cool.

  • @hurufhijaiyyah Because he is...

  • @bongoj94 because he is a Badass

  • Dear humanity:

    We REGRET being alien bastards, we REGRET coming to Earth and we most definitaly REGRET that our corps blew up our RAGITY ASS FLEET! HOO-RAH!!

    LOL, I love Sgt. Johnson.

  • oh my god this was the funniest commerical ever. gamestop makes such good commercials.

  • i always think the grunts are singing lol

  • The rvb guys made this and gamestop bought it

  • sgt johnson can be master chief's dad if he wanted to

  • @XxChrisXx121 no after reach cus johnson did have that armor before reach he was still a private

  • Definition of Sgt. Johnson:

    Sgt. Johnson (n) 1. bad-ass 2.histarical 1. (adj.) Cigar chomper

  • i got this used at gamestop and the code is inside i dont think it works since it was used :C

  • Wish I had that kinda respect at school

  • They should do this with Master Chief

  • you hear chuck norris jokes all the time the reason you dont hear johnson jokes is because what he does is NO JOKE

  • i always think the grunts are singing

  • Let me guess, you cant play as Johnson if you havet pre-orderd the game... damit!

  • i swear to freakin god gamestop makes the best commercials

  • @onedropofblood true dat!

  • i wonder if you could have done this is with the Sgt. in prerelease halo 3 odst....lol...johnson walks out into the crossfire and everything goes quite, and odst takes off his helmet and another one salutes and a grunt cries, he reachs the other side of the field and bullets fly...lol....im so funny :D not -.-

  • Laser eyes not included

  • RESPECT!!!!!

  • Son, I could be your daddy but.......

    LMFAO Sgt Major Johnson needs to be a spartan....

  • No man, they should have Flip music, Johnson's favorite music style! Huuu-raah!

  • I tried that.... I died within the first 15 seconds.

  • @Ben6366360

    That's cuz you only LOOK like Johnson, the real Johnson, he makes Chuck Norris stain his pants in fear.

  • 1 Johnson = 782634648723164871263782658742­7378 spartan IIs

    1 spartan II = 5 spartan IIIs

    1 spartan III = 5 ODSTs

    1 ODST = 5 marines

  • OMG i remember this one. they had it on the gamestop tv forever. So as an employee i got to see it every 20 minutes for four hrs.

  • @Creaturehugs Good way to keep track of when your shift is up

  • lol only if this we could g mod this and it would be fun

  • Where is Halo wars? Between AND 2 or before Reach?

  • @fgt73 Wars happens before Reach. It goes: Wars, Reach, 1, 2, ODST, 3.

    If you start talking about the books too the list gets longer and more detailed, but that's just the list for the games.

  • my friends pre-order code didnt work.

  • why does gamestop get all the bonus stuff in all the halo games?

  • sgt johnson is the definition of BADASS! :D

  • @wwatheman AMEN!

  • @wwatheman duke nukem is more baddass

  • @wwatheman actuall its John 117 bro

  • @wwatheman Anyone eles notice that wwatherman's comment has 117 likes?

  • Send me out, with a bang

  • He knows what the ladies like.

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  • isnt sgt johnson supposed to be dead?

  • @mastertochi101 ODST takes place shortly after the slipspace jump in Halo 2. So this is in between Halo 2 and Halo 3.

  • @mastertochi101 odst is inbetween halo 2 and 3 so sgt jhonson was alive back then

  • I tried that..........and it worked! >:D

    The Covenant and the UNSC all have respect for me.

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  • i tried that they stopped shooting.... then they threw grenades at me :(

  • LOL XP Sergent major johnson is a fashion model XP

  • for it to work you need the music on its all about the music

  • i wish i had sgt.j but een if i did even the odst's would probly still shoot at me:P

  • they should make a game called halo 4:the search for master cheif (you have to watch after the credits in halo 3 to under stand) some levels you play as arbiter, some master cheif on a planet that covenant troops crashed on and never got home, and some levels as johnson!

  • @linkrulessonicsux johnson's dead so it's impossible to play as johnson

  • @dude00urock clone of johnson would make more sense i guess? with johnsons memories.

  • @linkrulessonicsux lol. if it were possible then the UNSC would've made an army of master chief clones and there wouldn't be halo 2 and halo 3 because master chiefs would kick their asses and the war would be finished before you even know it

  • @dude00urock what if it was either just recently perfected, OR it had been perfected, but the information on how to was lost, but then they found it? there are so many possibilities of how johnson could be in halo 4. evenn if they like cloned his mind and memories in to a robot/android thing.

  • @linkrulessonicsux it's possible, but it's VERY unlikely

  • @dude00urock yeah, im just saying what i would do... i didnt think about the johnson thing untill like, 5 seconds after posting...

  • Sgt. johnson should be president of USA

    WHAT DO YOU SAY?

  • Nice.

  • Hey playing the music does help

  • Its just because he's black, guys.

  • @CreateImagineGreater

    No dude. You dumbass. He is one of the most popular character. Nothing to do with which race he is from. Stop being racist dumbass. Everyone loves Johnson. You dare insult him?

  • @CreateImagineGreater Of course some Faggot just had to say that sometime, huh?

    "Its just because he's black" Fuck Off you Racists Piece of Shit. Sgt Johnsons is one of the most well known Charecter in Halo History, other than Master Chief.

  • @xPo1S0nXs0DaX It is because he black, i bet if he ways  white and he tryed that he would just get killed. and no one cares about sargent johnson, because hes black

  • @CreateImagineGreater Yeah, Okay. Fuck Off.

  • The ODST at 00:18 popped a boner.

  • i tried that and they still shot at me dammit

  • thats right people, RESPECT SERGANT JOHNSON!

  • 0:14 wow grunts dancing

  • 0:06 its fun

  • Whats that song?

  • @LukeVerrierTV Jackal on steroids lol

  • Jonhson is the new Chuck Norris

  • @ishtar478

    dude he is the black chuck norris get it right next time >=()

  • 0:13 assult rifle in firefight

  • @LukeVerrierTV The speces that Jackal are are called Kig-Yar, Skirmishers are Kig-Yar as well but they do not fight the same or look the same as Jackal, they are not a type of Jackal just a type og Kig-Yar. You would have seen them in some videos.

  • Sgt. Johnson: Once i walk all the way through, GET TACTICAL MARINES!!

  • well then next time try it with the music

  • AM I RITE MARINES!

  • ahaha

  • I like what Johnson says to the engineer in Halo 3 ODST at the end of Legendary! The ending is so cool! Johnson is a likeable guy and is a damn good soldier carrying out his duties to keep everyone safe!

  • hes back and BLACK!!!!

  • @garcia368 thats so fucking racist man

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  • @evilscape nigger

  • Johnson = BulletProof

  • jajajajaja rofl

  • really worked for me... until the clokeing wore off

  • lol

  • i did that and you have to press all buttons at once and everyone stops- and im lying

  • omg... HES ALIVE

  • @MultiDemon55 no this is b4 halo 3

  • @mc1504 oh.... :'( FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

  • @MultiDemon55 they can clone him and make him a spartan which will make him even more awesome

  • @mc1504 cool.

  • Disco fever!!!!!! Oh yeah!

  • @florettamaclaren87

    You're retarded. Who would fall for that? Halo does not accept custom script and you can't change the script with a etail console. You would need a dev kit or a jtag. Even which you can't even use on live. Unless you have a devkit and you're going to use partnernet.

  • I love gamestop commercials like this

  • dont you get it? sgt johnson has rookie's body but with the helmet off

  • at around 0:11 if you watch the brute closely his mouth gapes open