Big ass rat man! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zombies! DAYUM! ~Smacks~~ Grandma? :o The zombies got my grandma! Die grandma die!! I gonna save u mah grmamamama!!! Demz a crazy bitch o_O
i BURST out just DYING of laughter in theaters when the terrorist part came "death to america! aw, shit!" then they start beatin his ass lmao that shit was funny as hell
guy 1:jeez i want to grab some nute guy 2 :i want to grab some peanuts guy 1:o guy 2:see
xXxXtheepiccodgamerx 1 day ago
Yes, this movie is very funny. But it's also the worst fucking movie ever! xD LOL
sorghvliet123RULES 2 days ago
3:41 name of movie?
postdady 1 week ago
omg I laughed so hard at 2:40 Terrorist: DEATH TO AMERICA! *clicks* AWW $HIT! *people start beating him up* XD
RainbowDash489 2 weeks ago
@RainbowDash489 muy buena ajajja
postdady 1 week ago
poor cat
113mac113 2 weeks ago
wowie wowie wowie wowie wowie
samigirl221 2 weeks ago
5:35 THE ICELANDIC FLAG yeah
IcelandicPsycho 2 weeks ago
OOH A NICKEL! :D
dancingisamazing1231 2 weeks ago
lmfao poor cat
addictedjun 3 weeks ago
number 1 was disturbing
2468legodude 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if u think number 2 was the funniest
121killerboy 4 weeks ago 3
i love the neck cracking part!
xXalbatros1000Xx 4 weeks ago
8:15 is funny and wheres the one with Shaq and Dr.Phil?
UOT1234 1 month ago
japan representative ari kari
kingbradley6000 1 month ago
"Hey watcha doing?"
"Relax Man, I'm Just tryna grab some Nuts" - Lmfao.
"Cj what are you doing?"
"im Just tryna get some peanuts, See Peanuts" LOL
MrFreshkiddo94 1 month ago
saw?
CheyenneMeerman 1 month ago
that was totally awsome! <3
jaycloth1234nuts 1 month ago
7:45
PINGAS
gsrules34 1 month ago
From 10:44 - 11:00
I laughed the hell outta myself
vikimik1 1 month ago
@vikimik1 OMG same i was cry coz i was laughing so hard
RossRodenTV 1 month ago
pip pip vagina
420DROOPS21 1 month ago
"Ahhhh!! theres a pussy on my penis"
shotgunshells64 1 month ago
''ouhg my butt''
''ough my penis''
LOL
MultiFinalfrontier 1 month ago
YEAH WOWEE WOWEE WOWEE.....WOWEE WOWEE...
cesarmanuel51 1 month ago
4:14
"Zombies!"
"DAAAAYYUM!!!"
NEVER fails to crack me up. xD
EllaCanTalk 1 month ago
OMG I FREAKIN LOVE THE TOM CRUISE PART XD
KidWulf 1 month ago
11:02 Grabbin Peelz
LtFalconPawnch 1 month ago
Rest in peace Leslie
fist505 1 month ago
....Doors are locked, there is no possible way that *punch* make o robot out of chocolate...
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GhostFaced78 1 month ago
the best moment are the 7 :)
godmaskboy1 1 month ago
2 should be on 1
TERRORSMURF111 1 month ago
Is 02:27 War Of The Worlds By Any Chance?
Gamemaster1312 1 month ago
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"Eh what chu doin?"
"Relax man Im just tryin' to grab some nuts..."
*Grabs bag of chashews*
"...CJ?"
"Hm?"
"What'r you doing?"
"I just wanna eat some peanuts." (sounds like penis)
"Huh?"
"See?"
*Grabs bag of peanuts* XD
PreSkoolKidzDontCry 1 month ago
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PreSkoolKidzDontCry 1 month ago
KNOW GOD!
sharpshootermatthew 1 month ago
KNOW GOD!
sharpshootermatthew 1 month ago
7:10 ;D
250rbraaap902 1 month ago
you can edit the video title you know!
roxcharlie 1 month ago
i like the breaking necks lol
caticia1 1 month ago
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rosslynchlove 1 month ago
Funniest movie ever? Moron.
barrydeez 1 month ago
3.23 BAGGAGE PUNCH!
Left4GregProduction 1 month ago
1:51 LMFAO!!!!1
MrFrostbite4 1 month ago
Poor Germany D:
Kitsunenightmare 1 month ago
"Don't worry kids, the doors are locked. There's no possible way they can--*PUNCH!*--build a robot out of chocolate.." XD
Haven't seen this in years. When it came up, I didn't expect it. The shock from the burst of laughter forced my lips to crack.
IACSC 1 month ago
lmao 2:09
kyMeaUriazuL 1 month ago
"landmark title in the comedy world"
Are you serious? The Scary Movie films are fucking shit.
tombud10 1 month ago
"...will attract those of whom we do not speak of"
"if you talk about those whom we do not speak have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk"
"do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking.... about"
took me about 30 replays to get it right
kamyou70 1 month ago 32
3:20 lol pissed myself laughing
crazyboy8991 1 month ago
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crazyboy8991 1 month ago
also lol @ 9:07 when he gets super serious, cracks me up
Gavin12345678910 2 months ago
7:15 - 7:45 is pure comedy
Gavin12345678910 2 months ago
lol, It's just like Final Destination.
"Crap, a fly landed on my neck!"
*crrraackk*
Robodav64 2 months ago 29
lol when she missed the punch and began falling down they placed a chair as she was falling LOL
kevin472100 2 months ago
youre a homo just show the clips fag
TheGavenged 2 months ago
I love this i love this woman ! :D
IamChildOfSun 2 months ago
theres no way they can *guy punches ray* kill the robot out of chocolate ah ye she's hot OH WAITROR!!! XD coucldn't stop luaphing!!!
5:58
Austinq1998 2 months ago
Big ass rat man! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zombies! DAYUM! ~Smacks~~ Grandma? :o The zombies got my grandma! Die grandma die!! I gonna save u mah grmamamama!!! Demz a crazy bitch o_O
Zeldadevil64 2 months ago
love this song
forevershow113 2 months ago
number 2 was by far the best number 1 sucked
EggSmasherTV 2 months ago
AHHHH MY ASS......PENIS!
dcs290 2 months ago
poor germans
alexander14916 2 months ago
this series called in hebraw "met litz'hok" which means "really want to scream" while "met" is originally "dead".
i40329 2 months ago
5:46 Boliva Leader is Interested.......
ClevelandBrownsFan53 2 months ago
"so it's complicated"
"yeah you were saying she's complex"
...
:|
SHUTUP!
hahahahaa
Gavin12345678910 2 months ago
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darkwarrior80 2 months ago
only in america!
darkwarrior80 2 months ago
3:21 Pwned
sasukes1fan1girl 2 months ago
1 lol
USparatroopersurgeon 2 months ago
ouch to nuber 1
thegamerguy150 2 months ago
11:14 Bonner(fide) win ;D
Music4AII 2 months ago
lol he wus humping oprah!XD
montebellogurrll 2 months ago
number one is funny
Mrshortyweeman 2 months ago
Number 5 is only funny. All other are dumb
VaultboyTheGenius 2 months ago
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holy shit #12 scared me. im home alone and its dark and i wasnt expecting that D:
flamefleir 2 months ago
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flamefleir 2 months ago
Number 2 is best ! :)
heggoy07 2 months ago
definetly # 3
aaronfugal1 2 months ago
number 2 is the best
kennis123321 2 months ago 5
#1 WINNING!
And they predicted the future, lol.
TheVampManson 2 months ago 2
Where's the Japanese conversation?
EvilgeniusA 3 months ago
Lol world's strongest puncture at 11:56
shadowing32 3 months ago
Number 4# THE BEST
textgorr1 3 months ago
9:55 bululululul XD
IamChildOfSun 3 months ago
2:39 DETH TO AMERICAAAAA.....AWW S***
COOLIO12376 3 months ago
oh my god, i nearly died of laughter when that guy broke oprah's fingers.. fucking lol.
jaszablo 3 months ago
Just grabbing some nuts!!!
memengratbu 3 months ago
i love #2. haha
sconny09 3 months ago
throouhh the robot out of chocolate??? XDDDDDDDD 6:07
msladygagafan981 3 months ago
@msladygagafan981
"BUILD a robot out of chocolate."
But that's just common sense. Oh, waiter?
IACSC 1 month ago
7:05
kennmmanproductions 3 months ago
Craig Bierko does resemble Tom Cruise in a lot many ways..Especially the way both laugh..
orchare86 3 months ago
2:20 My bowles have stoped working! WHY?!?!
thedeadhalo 3 months ago
Nirvana <3 :D
CANDYiSTHESHiZ 3 months ago
Scary Movie 5 better have Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson!!
1337kingFTW 3 months ago
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what's the name about the staring song you put in the beggining????
ziorastadem1 3 months ago
what's the name about the starting song you put in the beggining???
ziorastadem1 3 months ago
@ziorastadem1 Come As You Are by Nirvana
GamePlayer596 3 months ago
@GamePlayer596 thank you! :)
ziorastadem1 2 months ago
"Kids!"
jakeyLeeee 3 months ago
The Best part of the movie Come As you Are :D
MrLisac1992 3 months ago
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0:51 to skip gay intro
gtasaluversm 3 months ago
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gtasaluversm 3 months ago
#11, #8, #6, #4, #2, and #1 are my favorites
TheKilleenRoo 3 months ago
Lol :P 2:38
Greenburst8 3 months ago
11:41 :'( I feel sorry for the cat :'(
answermen1 3 months ago
11:10 CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!
answermen1 3 months ago
Tumbs up if you love how Mahalik says DAYUM!
netadelplaneta 3 months ago
3:14!!
Starscream66778 3 months ago
Lmao I fucking love the part at 9:12 where he starts stomping on the ground laughing while slaping his leg! Lol he looks like a retard!
MrDjoyahs 3 months ago
I never laughed so hard at 10:45
tobythekingcharles 3 months ago
one of the funniest moves ever
l1uname 3 months ago
R.I.P Leslie Neilson You were a Great actor T_T
0reosAndMilk 3 months ago
Whats the movie at 3:36
RodaZab 3 months ago
@RodaZab scary movie
TerranceBrown1000 3 months ago
@RodaZab 4
TerranceBrown1000 3 months ago
@RodaZab
Its a parody of the film "The Village" from M. Night Shyamalan
IACSC 1 month ago
@IACSC Thanks!
RodaZab 1 month ago
his son is on Awkward.!
noh3liaG 3 months ago
DOOM TO AMERICA!!! OH SHIT!
Halloween814 3 months ago
4:32 "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY GRANDMAMA!!!!!"
S3xyc4n41 4 months ago
11:56 only charlie sheen would be capable of that
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and 10:58 + 11:15
waddledee85robloxman 4 months ago
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waddledee85robloxman 4 months ago
5:07 xD
waddledee85robloxman 4 months ago
RIP Mr. Nielson, you were a great actor from the great true north, a true canadian with great talent, you are missed
italo36 4 months ago 2
"DON'T CALL ME NO BITCH, YOU AIN'T SHIT!"
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Divx give me trojanse hors
daymyen 4 months ago
3:23 !!! 3:38 !!
3ilovecodysimpson 4 months ago
#1 reminds me of Robin Williams quote about the viagra and the punch me clown
Roachtrix 4 months ago
I died laughing when he started humping his shoe :')
lilmissgaga 4 months ago 2
relax man, just tryin to grab some nuts
pillowsinmypants 4 months ago
Ezekiel's actor is the "caretaker" from the 2nd movie? :P
Businessmanthess 4 months ago
#5 is the funniest xD
HotDamn70 4 months ago 14
@HotDamn70 LOL Its not My Car
Aspirexsoner 3 months ago
@HotDamn70 no nuber 4 definetly is xD
SuperTdawg22 2 months ago
Omg ur british :O
eegg1 4 months ago
R.I.P Lesley Nielson!
JoeDavies69 4 months ago 60
@JoeDavies69
F*ck I didn't know he died last year ! Sad to know we won't be seeing any new material by this incredible actor
KalB971 2 months ago
@KalB971 Agreed, the naked guns were legendary!
JoeDavies69 2 months ago
@JoeDavies69 Leslie Nielsen!
ArtQuakedoom95x4 2 months ago
Press 7 for some penis
95CDH 4 months ago 4
they shud make sm 5
MCCiabattaGrande 4 months ago
hahah i like 1:46-2:13 wen everyone breaks there necks
benjixninja 4 months ago
6:13 to 6:21 best part
kieraneverson 4 months ago
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LOL @ Number 8 3:40 - 3:59
yurina527 4 months ago
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yurina527 4 months ago
noooo, and the Ipod scene?
NoitesLisboa 4 months ago
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NoitesLisboa 4 months ago
Number 5 when he gets punched is hell funny~
Mezzieeboo 4 months ago
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i love this movie
grimsensai1 4 months ago
I like number 5.
sosor3l 4 months ago
i BURST out just DYING of laughter in theaters when the terrorist part came "death to america! aw, shit!" then they start beatin his ass lmao that shit was funny as hell
bobdolesux321 4 months ago
the last one was om XD
aqwstrikefreedom1234 4 months ago
4:24 LOL HAHAHAHA . LOOK WHAT THEY DONE WHIT MY GRANDMOTHER . . . =))) and 4:50
dragosh9991 4 months ago
3:23 BEST MOMENT EVER!!!
jinglewell 4 months ago
So funni
TopekaSoHappy 4 months ago
build a robot out of chocolate?
jigsaw9919 4 months ago
THIS IS NOT PRIVATE USE LOLZ
toxicdude07 4 months ago
"Its a good look for you being pregnant, IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!" LOL
SuperHorrorfan123 4 months ago
I just laugh so hard in number 1,4,and 5
jazi150 4 months ago
omg the tent scene...:i, just trying to grab sum nuts LOL
animeluvr1993 4 months ago
00:50
jfkman1 4 months ago
Leslie Nelson is the king! Funniest guy who ever lived!
herogna 4 months ago
SM3 > SM4 > SM1 > SM2
herogna 4 months ago
2:09 and 3:52-3:58 LOLOOL
anuenuexx 4 months ago
2:09 lol
anuenuexx 4 months ago
WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHEN THE GUY SAID *Wish we had some shovels, don't you*
i almost die in that scene
whatever1711 4 months ago
my best part is *gunshot* my ass...*gunshot *penis
destructcode21 4 months ago
Number 11 was best
j3s0n 4 months ago
hahahhaah 11:14 <----FUNNIEST thing in my life ;D
lewskar4eto 4 months ago
The ending of the Oprah part is the best!
Aero159X 4 months ago
- Stupid Ass Music !
OMFGitsASHLYN 4 months ago
@OMFGitsASHLYN Why, cause it's real music? Go listen to your shitty pop & rap.
TheDeftonesVault 4 months ago
@TheDeftonesVault Stfu !
OMFGitsASHLYN 2 months ago
AAHHHHHHHH DEATH TO AMERICA!! Aw shit.
weedandBlunts 5 months ago
Anybody else notice that that guys wife is trinty's wife from dexter.
kevinoo5 5 months ago
"Death to America" presses button nothing happens "Oh shit" gets beat up. LOL
kevinoo5 5 months ago
what's music is on the end ?
iblis303 5 months ago
@iblis303 come as you are by nirvana
CrazyForCooCooPuffs 5 months ago
How about
"Get me... Homer Landskady!"
"You mean... home land security..."
CarlTrooper 5 months ago