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  • guy 1:jeez i want to grab some nute guy 2 :i want to grab some peanuts guy 1:o guy 2:see

  • Yes, this movie is very funny. But it's also the worst fucking movie ever! xD LOL

  • 3:41 name of movie?

  • omg I laughed so hard at 2:40 Terrorist: DEATH TO AMERICA! *clicks* AWW $HIT! *people start beating him up* XD

  • @RainbowDash489 muy buena ajajja

  • poor cat

  • wowie wowie wowie wowie wowie

  • 5:35 THE ICELANDIC FLAG yeah

  • OOH A NICKEL! :D

  • lmfao poor cat

  • number 1 was disturbing

  • thumbs up if u think number 2 was the funniest

  • i love the neck cracking part!

  • 8:15 is funny and wheres the one with Shaq and Dr.Phil?

  • japan representative ari kari

  • "Hey watcha doing?"

    "Relax Man, I'm Just tryna grab some Nuts" - Lmfao.

    "Cj what are you doing?"

    "im Just tryna get some peanuts, See Peanuts" LOL 

  • saw?

  • that was totally awsome! <3

  • 7:45

    PINGAS

  • From 10:44 - 11:00

    I laughed the hell outta myself

  • @vikimik1 OMG same i was cry coz i was laughing so hard

  • pip pip vagina

  • "Ahhhh!! theres a pussy on my penis"

  • ''ouhg my butt''

    ''ough my penis''

    LOL

  • YEAH WOWEE WOWEE WOWEE.....WOWEE WOWEE...

  • 4:14

    "Zombies!"

    "DAAAAYYUM!!!"

    NEVER fails to crack me up. xD

  • OMG I FREAKIN LOVE THE TOM CRUISE PART XD

  • 11:02  Grabbin Peelz

  • Rest in peace Leslie

  • ....Doors are locked, there is no possible way that *punch* make o robot out of chocolate...

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  • the best moment are the 7 :)

  • 2 should be on 1

  • Is 02:27 War Of The Worlds By Any Chance?

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  • KNOW GOD!

  • KNOW GOD!

  • 7:10 ;D

  • you can edit the video title you know!

  • i like the breaking necks lol

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  • Funniest movie ever? Moron.

  • 3.23 BAGGAGE PUNCH!

  • 1:51 LMFAO!!!!1

  • Poor Germany D: 

  • "Don't worry kids, the doors are locked. There's no possible way they can--*PUNCH!*--build a robot out of chocolate.." XD

    Haven't seen this in years. When it came up, I didn't expect it. The shock from the burst of laughter forced my lips to crack.

  • lmao 2:09

  • "landmark title in the comedy world"

    Are you serious? The Scary Movie films are fucking shit.

  • "...will attract those of whom we do not speak of"

    "if you talk about those whom we do not speak have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk"

    "do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking.... about"

    took me about 30 replays to get it right

  • 3:20 lol pissed myself laughing

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  • also lol @ 9:07 when he gets super serious, cracks me up

  • 7:15 - 7:45 is pure comedy

  • lol, It's just like Final Destination.

    "Crap, a fly landed on my neck!"

    *crrraackk*

  • lol when she missed the punch and began falling down they placed a chair as she was falling LOL

  • youre a homo just show the clips fag

    

  • I love this i love this woman ! :D

  • theres no way they can *guy punches ray* kill the robot out of chocolate ah ye she's hot OH WAITROR!!! XD coucldn't stop luaphing!!!

    5:58

  • Big ass rat man! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Zombies! DAYUM! ~Smacks~~ Grandma? :o The zombies got my grandma! Die grandma die!! I gonna save u mah grmamamama!!! Demz a crazy bitch o_O

  • love this song

    

  • number 2 was by far the best number 1 sucked

  • AHHHH MY ASS......PENIS!

  • poor germans

  • this series called in hebraw "met litz'hok" which means "really want to scream" while "met" is originally "dead".

  • 5:46 Boliva Leader is Interested.......

  • "so it's complicated"

    "yeah you were saying she's complex"

    ...

    :|

    SHUTUP!

    hahahahaa

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  • only in america!

  • 3:21 Pwned 

  • 1 lol

  • ouch to nuber 1

  • 11:14 Bonner(fide) win ;D

  • lol he wus humping oprah!XD

  • number one is funny

    

  • Number 5 is only funny. All other are dumb

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  • Number 2 is best ! :)

  • definetly # 3

    

  • number 2 is the best

  • #1 WINNING!

    And they predicted the future, lol.

  • Where's the Japanese conversation?

  • Lol world's strongest puncture at 11:56

  • Number 4# THE BEST

  • 9:55 bululululul XD

  • 2:39 DETH TO AMERICAAAAA.....AWW S***

  • oh my god, i nearly died of laughter when that guy broke oprah's fingers.. fucking lol.

  • Just grabbing some nuts!!!

  • i love #2. haha

  • throouhh the robot out of chocolate??? XDDDDDDDD 6:07

  • @msladygagafan981

    "BUILD a robot out of chocolate."

    But that's just common sense. Oh, waiter?

  • 7:05

  • Craig Bierko does resemble Tom Cruise in a lot many ways..Especially the way both laugh..

  • 2:20 My bowles have stoped working! WHY?!?!

  • Nirvana <3 :D

  • Scary Movie 5 better have Kevin Hart and Anthony Anderson!!

  • what's the name about the starting song you put in the beggining???

  • @ziorastadem1 Come As You Are by Nirvana

  • @GamePlayer596  thank you! :)

  • "Kids!"

  • The Best part of the movie Come As you Are :D

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  • #11, #8, #6, #4, #2, and #1 are my favorites

  • Lol :P 2:38

  • 11:41 :'( I feel sorry for the cat :'(

  • 11:10 CHARLIE SHEEN!!!!!

  • Tumbs up if you love how Mahalik says DAYUM!

  • 3:14!!

  • Lmao I fucking love the part at 9:12 where he starts stomping on the ground laughing while slaping his leg! Lol he looks like a retard!

  • I never laughed so hard at 10:45

  • one of the funniest moves ever

  • R.I.P Leslie Neilson You were a Great actor T_T

  • Whats the movie at 3:36

  • @RodaZab scary movie

  • @RodaZab 4

  • @RodaZab

    Its a parody of the film "The Village" from M. Night Shyamalan

  • @IACSC Thanks!

  • his son is on Awkward.!

  • DOOM TO AMERICA!!! OH SHIT!

  • 4:32 "LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY GRANDMAMA!!!!!"

  • 11:56 only charlie sheen would be capable of that

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  • 5:07 xD

  • RIP Mr. Nielson, you were a great actor from the great true north, a true canadian with great talent, you are missed

  • "DON'T CALL ME NO BITCH, YOU AIN'T SHIT!" 

  • Divx give me trojanse hors

  • 3:23 !!! 3:38 !!

  • #1 reminds me of Robin Williams quote about the viagra and the punch me clown

  • I died laughing when he started humping his shoe :')

  • relax man, just tryin to grab some nuts

  • Ezekiel's actor is the "caretaker" from the 2nd movie? :P

  • #5 is the funniest xD

  • @HotDamn70 LOL Its not My Car

  • @HotDamn70 no nuber 4 definetly is xD

  • Omg ur british :O

  • R.I.P Lesley Nielson!

  • @JoeDavies69

    F*ck I didn't know he died last year ! Sad to know we won't be seeing any new material by this incredible actor

  • @KalB971 Agreed, the naked guns were legendary!

  • @JoeDavies69 Leslie Nielsen!

  • Press 7 for some penis

  • they shud make sm 5

  • hahah i like 1:46-2:13 wen everyone breaks there necks

  • 6:13 to 6:21 best part

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  • noooo, and the Ipod scene?

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  • Number 5 when he gets punched is hell funny~

  • I like number 5.

  • i BURST out just DYING of laughter in theaters when the terrorist part came "death to america! aw, shit!" then they start beatin his ass lmao that shit was funny as hell

  • the last one was om XD

  • 4:24 LOL HAHAHAHA . LOOK WHAT THEY DONE WHIT MY GRANDMOTHER . . . =))) and 4:50

  • 3:23 BEST MOMENT EVER!!!

  • So funni

  • build a robot out of chocolate?

  • THIS IS NOT PRIVATE USE LOLZ

  • "Its a good look for you being pregnant, IM NOT PREGNANT!!!!" LOL

  • I just laugh so hard in number 1,4,and 5

  • omg the tent scene...:i, just trying to grab sum nuts LOL

  • 00:50

  • Leslie Nelson is the king! Funniest guy who ever lived!

  • SM3 > SM4 > SM1 > SM2

  • 2:09 and 3:52-3:58 LOLOOL

  • 2:09 lol

  • WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHEN THE GUY SAID *Wish we had some shovels, don't you*

    i almost die in that scene

  • my best part is *gunshot* my ass...*gunshot *penis

  • Number 11 was best

  • hahahhaah 11:14 <----FUNNIEST thing in my life ;D

  • The ending of the Oprah part is the best!

  • - Stupid Ass Music !

  • @OMFGitsASHLYN Why, cause it's real music? Go listen to your shitty pop & rap.

  • @TheDeftonesVault Stfu !

  • AAHHHHHHHH DEATH TO AMERICA!! Aw shit.

  • Anybody else notice that that guys wife is trinty's wife from dexter.

  • "Death to America" presses button nothing happens "Oh shit" gets beat up. LOL

  • what's music is on the end ?

  • @iblis303 come as you are by nirvana

  • How about

    "Get me... Homer Landskady!"

    "You mean... home land security..."