Uber Eins Zwei Polizei

[jbturnvall]

this vid waz made by kids at my school

[Sasquatchwatch]

@jbturnvall hell yeah it was

[koliokis]

i sorry for that fat boy

[Wc3Helper]

@iAmNobodyAndSoAreYou and where this stack?? i am not from country where English is main language and i know so good that you can say i am perfect xD

[NeedFirework]

Oompa



[garyabridgedoak]

@iAmNobodyAndSoAreYou ..........LOLOLOOLODGHAHDJKGHA­SDGHDKG. Okay.

[919hajduk383]

omg

[zlenhart201]

epic

[ciufela73]

Sto video he good

[matan741278]

hahahahahhaahahhahahahah lol fat boy

[checkerupdown]

5-6 is "alte gags" not "alter kecks"

"alte gags" is german for "old people" :D

[Agilo0]

@checkerupdown alter kecks = old cookie

[Serbocop666]

alte hex...this singer doesnt know how to speak german. the only thing he says right is ya ya ya.

[MrBeast126]

Old Crackers? No Its Old Witch or if say "alte keks" meaning old cookies.. lol

[IloveDomogarow]

Old Crackers? OLD WITCH!!!

[mryarivd]

or maybe he says alte cracks i dont know xD

[mryarivd]

at 5-6 they say alte Hex which means old witch not old crackers :P

[dasani268]

What the hell happend at 1:30

Okey, he blowed his head up, but is it real or fake, because if you blow some1 his head off, his head is not yellow ;x

[Agilo0]

@dasani268 i think its fake

[Diozz93]

fottutamente epico.

[reetscheter]

I lolled so hard on 0:35

[VoidProtocol]

Drei Vier Grenadier / Funf Sechs Alte Hex = 3, 4, Grenadier / 5, 6, Old Witch

lol

The song has a meaning that has to do with oppression or something, I'm too tired to remember it though.

[SuperChloeexx]

Ledgendary ;P

[stiloluciano]

ahahah

[Cr0Fighter]

as far as i know was ist los means whats up

[Serbocop666]

alte kex hahaha

[TheSmoker334]

bei 0:44 teletabbies mit osama bin laden

[TheSmoker334]

5-6 alte GAGS

[timmytiger95]

yes this guy did get the lyrics wrong but there are different variations of this song like it began as a little kids nursery rhyme. but this version the lyrics are................(German) Eins Zwei Polizei Drei Vier Grenadier Funf Sechs Alte Hex Sieben Acht Gute Nacht Ja Ja Ja Was ist los? Was ist das? (repeat) --------------------------- One Two Police Three Four Grenadier Five Six Old Witch Seven Eight Good Night Yes Yes Yes What is up? What is that?

[MTVALEX1]

se ci siete qualuque di voi mi date il link del video del minuto 1:31 x favore chiunque di voi!!!!!

[PockingWithAStickxxx]

Good Night wtf .. its guten nacht !! and all the other ones are spelled wrongg tooo :D

[deakon452876]

@PockingWithAStickxxx idiot its gute nacht not guten nacht......

[PockingWithAStickxxx]

@deakon452876 Well shur i was off by one letter so grow a pair mate :L

[rickyandchad]

Lol this makes me miss Herr Richardson

[cykr0]

sorry i'm german too. and it means 3-4 trink ein bier. in english drink a beer! and " was ist das" means what is that! not, what is wrong!

ihr h0m0s :)

[dragonstar00]

its not old crackers its old witch stupida americans!!!

[rickyandchad]

@dragonstar00 Hey one guy screwed it up, that doesn't make all americans stupid. So go take a nap in a gas chamber you facist Nazi. Generalizations like that aren't nice, are they?

[deakon452876]

@rickyandchad but you just told that guy to take a nap in a gas chamber and called him a fascist nazi? what does that make you? a FASCIST NAZI!im american to. but you think you can say shit like that on youtube. basically to go tell someone to commit suicide. their must be something wrong with you. go seek or get some serious help. because it seems that you suffer from internet troll personality disorder

[Denkkraft]

the text is totaly wrong^^

[mjohanso11]

my german teacher should play this

[Zwaffelhondje]

Omg! Random retard falling @ 0:50

[stewannel]

you are great!!!!

this video is very funny and in the same time very nice ^^

compliments!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeustchBaggery]

@attkmast3r um Grenadier is a grenadier soldier not a grenade. Grenade is pronounced gren-ata

[DeustchBaggery]

@ timomergel it's funf sechs altre keks which means five six old crackers! Also lawl

[TimoMergel]

on german it calls

1-2 Polizei 1-2 Police

3-4 Grenadier  3-4 Soldier with grenade

5-6 Alte Hex 5-6 Old Witch

9-10 Gute Nacht 9-10 Good Night

[phantasMoon69]

as many other videos on youtube this one should also be sended out into space to represent the humankind lol

[EneMeaneMineeThatOne]

was ist los is what is up not what is wrong

[myh0my]

its wrong, the text in german ist a other one...

sorry for the bad english...

[DDcat3]

my german teacher just played this today! funny video

[winchino]

@DDcat3 you got a really cool teacher!!

[IchbinsAlina]

Alte Gags! Nicht Keks!

[attkmast3r]

it is what is that not what is wrong

and grenadier is gernade not soldier

[albertw38]

my german teacher always plays this

[thoyo]

then you have an awesome german teacher my friend

[schnitzerpower]

@albertw38 hahaha

[toukopuoko]

I just love how the lyrics dont make any sence =D

[stridetide155]

@toukopuoko just like germans

[FighterPilot72]

@toukopuoko It comes from some children's rhyme or something 8D

[miniflips12345]

@toukopuoko maybe there comparing police to old crackers ?

[garyabridgedoak]

@toukopuoko I love how you can't spell 'sense.'

[Near2717]

0:55 is the best.

[Near2717]

Holy shit did the guys head at 1:34 come off?!

:O

[wearroca]

I´m german, but i cant undestand the text...

only polizei und gute nacht :D

but there´s no sense :D

[ElStagundo]

who cares it was awesome!

[Johnahawk]

You guys got the lyrics all wrong.

[Raimpzz]

its

Eins Zwei Polizei

Drei Vier Offizier

Fünf Sechs Alte Keks

Sieben Acht Gute Nacht

[dxguy10]

Ok...(probably understood that one) Ich Hisse Dxguy10. Ich bein american. Das ist gut video!!!! (How'd i do???)

[H2BHforever]

@dxguy10 I think its "heisse"

[PaigeeLovesKennady]

Eins Zwei Polizei

Drei Vier Offizier

Fünf Sechs Alte Hex

Sieben Acht Guten Naucht

Neun Zehn Auf Wiedersehen

[DanteTheHellocker]

uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss :D

[luckyluki1234]

1,2 Polizei

3,4 Offizier

5,6 Alte Heks

7,8 Gute Nacht

9,10 Auf Wiedersehen !!

[ShortGuy1792]

3,4 sounds like he is saying grenadier

[mikobassist]

it is but he failed

[WangTheGardener]

cuz he is?

[ShortGuy1792]

My point being that Grenadier is not German for Soldier so his subtitles suck.

[H2BHforever]

@ShortGuy1792 I thought grenadier was like rifleman

[warman1945]

@H2BHforever grenadier is a grenadier man, a grenade trooper

[Tamsaska]

oóoóóóóóóóóóóó jajaja was ist ... ×D

[Rocky2009X]

es ist super deutschland techno...

[19bud86]

Ooohh Yeah...the good old early nineties :)

[PLANETESMARS18]

message a cent pour cent : sasquatchwatch c est que delphine henri et le gros pris en photo du compte youtube sasquachwatch éh bien ce gros c est que delphine henri , et toute cette vidéo vaut que le 116 complet a cent pour cent .

[EmoWolfMaden]

in german:

1,2, polizei, 3,4, grenadier, 5,6, salteekick, 7,8, gute nacht, 1,2, polizei, 3,4 grenadier 5,6 saltekick 7,8 schlafen gehn

in english:

1,2 police 3,4 infantryman 5,6 flip kick 7,8 good night 1,2 police 3,4 infantryman 5,6 flip kick 7,8 go to bed

[GutterGlitterFrika]

Omg I love you <3 EPIC

[Japanamaniac]

Whatever the translation it's funny as hell! A+++ from me! Though for old witch it would be funny to Show Hillary Clinton's mug. ha ha!

[stinkstef]

Dudes,, it is: Eins zwei Politzei Drei vier Brigadier Funf zegs Alte heks Sieben acht Gute nacht Neun 10 Aufwiedersehen,, It means one to police three four brigadier?? five six old witch seven eight good night nine ten see you later,, Im from holland,, but this song we learnd in german class.. So here is the translation..XD cya..!!

[D4rkGr4fix]

Nein verdammt xD

1,2 Polizei

3,4 Grenadier

5,6 alte Gags

7,8 Gute Nacht....

Klugscheißer ;D

[DavRayman]

Im orinalen heischt des so:

1,2 Polizei

3,4 Grenadier

5,6 alte hex

7,8 gute nacht

sogut ich weiß!^^

besser wärs doch alber mir 3,4 kölner bier XD

[exoinsi]

i think he said "5-6 alte gags"(old gags) not "alte kecks"(old cracker)

[musicninja177]

Yesss.... hi matt....

lawl best german music vid EVER!!!

[RageAgainstTheTards]

i know these guys they go to my school

[PolizeiHasser]

now u can buy a ice idiot

[RageAgainstTheTards]

u r gay simmple

[Mitch361993]

HEADSHOT XDDDDDDDDDDD

[kacker2203]

gag not crack...a gag is a joke

[inruin77]

bye the way its not old crackers its old witch -.-

[arbitermarco]

gooooood man5/5

[batista619cena]

Stop At 0:55 lol

[Purpleandbling]

its not salte keks, its alte hex. old witch auf deutsch

[Fabrikadzema]

whats with teletubbies and bin laden o.O

[Godless1991]

nothing^^ its only for fun :P

[Rockabilly1985]

Greeting from Germany!!!

Well done, my friend !!!

[Enzonn]

0.36 hahahahahaha

[arbitermarco]

grandeeeee!!!!

greatttttt!!!!

[Swimmingpro290]

u guys r sooooo weird, and i should no!!!

[eathepill]

ha ha ha

bravissimo

[jugggernautttt]

sehr lustig!

goood 5/5

[setablazebyyou]

3:10 cat into wall haha

[jsrh1986]

or alte keks even, hard to hear really:p

[MruffMuff]

LOLOL

[armybeach]

this song pwns...YEA YEA YEA

[Sasquatchwatch]

yeeaah, thanks for the feedback guys!

[DJanimefreak]

dis pwns!!

[sumutherbudy]

What the hell happened at 1:33? OMG, that was scary.

[DJanimefreak]

da pressure kinda blowd the head of that guy. I don't that it's true. But still! OWNND!!!!

[euphoria14x00]

lol

[euphoria14x00]

And also, 'Was is los' means like, 'what it up/happening' not 'what is wrong'

[sumutherbudy]

Well, it CAN mean "what's up/happening". It could also be used for "what's the matter?"

[euphoria14x00]

Pretty good, pretty good ^^ I love this song; but just to let you know for future reference, 'Alte Hex' doesn't mean 'Old Crackers', it means 'Old Witch'

Other wise, it's great ^^

[Sasquatchwatch]

Ahaha, so much for our German teacher...

[Seoulcalibre]

@Sasquatchwatch Don't mind, both are wrong. He says "alte gags" what means "old jokes/gags" in english.

[jsrh1986]

I'm quite sure they sing "salte keks" as in salt crackers :)

[sarsgarrs]

@euphoria14x00 Ohh I tohught it was talking about old hex like the deodorant hex.

I guess either way it makes sense in the song lol

[zuchtmeista123]

german techno is the best

[Kittysniper1]

awesome movies fellas!

[DjayCosmic]

This song owns.

[Ephexis]

It's Eph From Gspot Nice1 Mate gd work.

[Aura1920]

I love it!1 it is soo funny!!!!! :D OH MATT DID IT?

[the1dud]

this video makes even the squirrels cry.

[Devondjos]

Old material. That is all.

[Jak3210]

thats better so no....

IM GOIN TO BEAT YOU WITH A LEAD PIPE, no im not but wouldn't that be fun? By the way I think you know who I am

[mankidd1]

SRRY its not supposed to say mankidd1......... creepy

[Sasquatchwatch]

what...

[mankidd1]

IM GOIN TO BEAT YOU WITH A LEAD PIPE, no im not but wouldn't that be fun? By the way I think you know who I am

[elkatwa]

Great job, next to perfect timeing to the beat and the pictures

[littleprag91]

ha nice werm and matt

[freakinswiit]

Am I going to die 7 days after watching this? Anyways, that was pure awesome. I'm in period four.

[Naruto2191]

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!

[sylux092]

Great video. Like the fat kid "dancing"

[1SewerRats1]

dude, that is great!

[hireclaw22]

NICE WERM, LOVE  THE PICS!

[ZSMatthead]

Ahaha, still funny!