Apology

[ComedicGaming1]

Something's different about how you combed your hair in this video. It makes you look lesser balder..er

[peppalina1]

I would totally subscribe to your dad's youtube channel.

[booknerd12345511]

U were hot in high school!

[pixieandpumpkin]

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[foxluver2828]

Holy CRAP! YOU'RE HOT!!!!!

[storry1234]

what was that thing in the guys head

[katiedominates]

Hooray, a fellow Wisconsinite!!

[californiaredwood]

When I saw that picture, I screamed out "Oh my gosh, is that you?!" In a good way :D

[starholder5]

You are super. especially when i saw you as my age:P no offense. But your hair was REALLY bad. i mean... it's just so... so .... so 90S!!!!!!!

[elizdabeth]

This was posted only two years ago but since then your average views per video has multiplied by six :)

[hurricanehawk64]

i went from the fathers day song to here. rad

[10thnametried]

To apologise for the failed live show you must ... write an apology song and perform it in your next live show and no excuses or its double apology songs with the second one better than the first

[UiruuBizarre]

epic wink

[JackHails]

omg that dude has an amazing beard..or had..hope he still has it

[ahhello369]

Pft, you don't need a sexy clone ;P

[cameraflash59]

UR HOT IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!

[colleenepicnessism]

Hehe... hot. Also, I think you should switch it up. Since your band-mates kinda hate you you should have them think of you as a god, you know, bow at your feet, make sacrifices (like throwing themselves in the alligator pit) , and be your ever-lasting servants for one video (; (Cyber Wink, it counts. )

[Squidpus]

Damn, if I wasn't jealous of you before...

[spininblade]

death

[Muffinsanity]

You were very hot back then. ;p

[icsomethingshiny124]

*eyes explode from hotness*

[FTBbro]

the eagle shood peck your eyes out!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Mirirune]

Am i the only one wondering what happened to that winking guy's forehead?

[stude444]

@Mirirune themefund, look it up.

[ComedicGaming1]

@Mirirune Since you got top comment, I guess not :P

[bloodbought91]

He made him self slightly less attractive or else no other guys would have a chance.

[theroxeedoodle]

What happened? What do you mean what happened?! He's still amazingly attractive. :D

[recneps456]

I love going back and watching old wheezy videos :D

[cecisota12]

wheezy! don't listen to those meanies. you're still a hottie.

(i'd marry you. but SHHHH DONT TELL ANYBODY)

[Andie1384]

As punishment go to your favorite coffee house in a coffee cup outfit and walk up to random people very quickly and say "I Love It When The Coffees Done". Oh and go all boggle eye on them too.

[Zerrith]

haha wheezy waiter used to be pretty good looking. What happened?

[boredtodeathify]

get shot by a paintball guns from the rest of you band as punishment

[TheBearEzentials]

wow, i didn't believe that picture of you was actually you..

you were quite a good lookin guy.. so what happened?

*explosion*

[Megiirl]

You were a HOTTIE in high school! But, alas, you were a face lover. I'm glad you've seen the error in your ways.

[StopMotionMeltdown]

Your dad should get his own Youtube Channel.

[ShotUrGoldFish]

lmfaoo aflskja;slkdfa;slkdfhahah omg.. you were good looking!!

[KraftTV]

lol is that actually you in the picture?

[KraftTV]

@KraftTV On further inspection, I conclude that IS you in the picture!

[CharuJapan]

Aaaaww you were really handsome in highschool!

[moooocat]

Scary hot picture, and i'm a dude o.o

[DontBelieveInDragons]

Dude you were pretty good-looking in high school.

[JeyMichael]

You looked soo awesome in high school ..now you look just awesome

[HeadbangingLegend]

You look like you were pretty popular in high school. I bet you had heaps of girlfriends!

[Jacqueline7oX]

0:15 - 0:20 was the funnest 5 seconds I have ever watched on youtube.

[giantpluto]

You looked like a young Richard Gere, as opposed to now, when you look like Phil Collins (shaved, that is).

[dragoneffect]

wow! you were good looking, what happened. lol j/k you are awesome.

[RockingMinors]

dude u mean florida is part of cuba!! VIVA CUBA LIBERAR!

[NinjaPirate24]

0:40 Get drunk!

[HaloRoxMySox47]

GET DRUNK.

[AlisonLP96]

you were hot in highschool O.o

[WyattLanz]

OH GAWD! THAT GUY'S FOREHEAD HAS A HOLE IN IT!!!!!

[ashley3216]

@WyattLanz i noticed that too!!

[dssn231]

@WyattLanz I KNOW!!

[Mer1002]

OMG you were hot in high school! You still are too. <3

[sk8rdman]

I tottaly have the same glassware. Having a bit of trouble posting a video response of it though... I don't video respond often.

[rinna81]

wisconsin is the best.

[mrndhndhndhndh]

@MickaelJulliard

sweet

[mrndhndhndhndh]

june 19 is my birthday

[MickaelJulliard]

@mrndhndhndhndh Mine to :o

[kaboomyo231]

@mrndhndhndhndh My birthday is also june 19.

[ALTHEMAN100]

so handsome

[Lilyonsan]

damn dude why did you decide to grow a beard you looked good dude.

[formenso682]

you should build a domino set out of everything u own

[tekilatree]

You were hot !!! Now you're interesting! ;-)

[Audiobrasil]

wow, the winky guy had a 3rd eye

[trapjohnson]

ah, the origin of the beard. *whootch-woo*

[MrJonnyboy111]

you should be punished by getting licked by a dog

[katiekiyoshikaudse]

hehe dawsons creeky

[TheWalkingNerd]

wow...you used to be VERY good looking. Lol, just joshin'. wait...no, i mean you're still very handsome...?

[ganglydude42]

you grew up in wisconsin!?!? that's where I'M from =O

[tylam0n]

why did that guy at the end have a dent in his forehead?

[meaniehead83]

You were beautiful! =D

lol You still look good, love the the beard! Haha.

You should be punished by..hmm.. wearing your undergarments outside your inside out clothes while you dance the Macarena. ^^ Have fun. x)

[rasmusxp]

I would watch your fathers channel.

[HayabusaDude12]

LOL! Do you have fathers in other countries?

[HayabusaDude12]

You should be punished by having a monkey which listens to Japanese Pop music all day in your closet!

[splicegrrl]

Favorited for Wheezy's dad (love him) and for the Ze Frank reference by the winker. :)

[DorkyDamsel]

gosh wheezy, you were smokin' hot! ... and you still are♥

[experiment35]

you should live in your fiesta for 2 days , hells yeah

[girlofstarshollow]

we have fathers day sometime in the beginning of june :) (germany)

[silyrabbit67]

Was your dad wearing a Wisconsin Badgers polo? lol

[DJFarchnaught]

What a rip off. I was told there were going to be mdkips.

[alexwiard]

Drink a whole bottle of Ketchup and I will forgive you. <3

[ohlala73]

If you had asked me to marry you while you where in high school, I would have said yes.

My God.

Also: The 'ouch' ending was hilarious xD

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

i voted for you for mr. youtube :]

[wheezywaiter]

why thank you. I'm pretty sure I'm going to win........

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

of course you are.

why, you're wheezywaiter :D

[AlainaAvalanche]

I forgive you craig :]

I think you should be punished by having to do something awesome and not something terrible that would do damage to you or your beard. like maybe making a sweet video with your whole band...in like leatards dancing or something :D

[BethOnTop]

haha E.T glass <3

[browngbro]

You had a whole "Richard Gere" thing going... Minus the gerbil.

[TwilightAddict96]

shave your beard!!! or make it into a mustache!!!

[imgod84]

you have changed heaps since highschool that i almost didnt recognise you... oh hang on i didnt go to highschool with you may thats why ha!

[dorkestranerd]

omg you were a hottie in high school!

not that you aren't now... but you're too much older than i am for me to call you 'hott'

but you are good lookin' ;)

[elffia]

wow. you were hot.

[THECreativeName]

You should go to your room and think about what you've done ;-)

[Septecimia]

You should eat a durian Its a really nasty smelling fruit. I saw a guy eat a piece of one while I was at school, he threw up, it was glorious

[jjjjssss7777]

you were uber hot in high school

[dedicatedrr]

That's what I was thinking...which freaks me out a bit XD

[artifex85]

punch yourself in the face...except you have to drive yourself in the fiesta to your own place (and I'm talking like across Chi-town in a grande adventure like in movies from the forgotten generation...and yes, if you spell it, it must be with the "e") and then you get out a la gone with the wind and then just bam, hilarity ensues

heck, I should use that idea for one of my own episodes...if only I had my own Fiesta/Chicago...crap

[fatboyfinn]

smash the E.T. glass. do it now.

[blueyednewsiegirl]

that IS a handsome senior in high school.

[sparky1234]

get a friend to kick you in the nuts hard......

[Bsq1337]

Shave your beard and glue it between your eyebrows, UNIBROW FTW!

[jennabunnykins]

Seriously, that's you?!

[JustAMinuteOYourTime]

Create a hit single, become world famous with it, win an MTV Award and in the acceptance speech, insert the sentence "I hope you're happy now, beardlovers".

[Tardis910]

I don't think you should be punished. I forgot to watch anyway, so at least now I don't feel sad about it. :0) Yay for technical difficulties!

[cooperaerosmith]

Listen to an ENTIRE Miley Cyrus Album and like it.

Its more than punishment. Its torture.

[SurpriseGuacamole]

not as bad as having a sister who blasts it on a daily basis... and who is watching the show as we... watch/speak/type/whatever it is that you use youtube for.

[xxpajjioxx]

have your boss punch you for free bagel friday.

aaaaaaand high school wheezy was HOT!!

[UnlikelyDejaVu]

holy crap! what happened to you wheezy?!! i mean you in highschool looks so much different than you now... and did it have anything to do with reconstructive surgery? oh and are you still healing

just kidding you look fine now, but wow.. XD

[yourdeadletzdisco]

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BEARD.

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

do NOT shave your beard.

to all who suggested it: why?!

without craig's beard, we wouldn't be beard lovers...

why, we'd just be... lovers.

keep the facial hair, wheezinator.

as for punishment, i don't think you should be punished.

twasn't your fault.

BUT.. if i should suggest a punishment..

i'd have you have your boss punch you on free bagle friday :]

REVENGE!

[dneujahr87]

Ditto.

[SantaIsNotAFatMan]

Woohoo! Sports racer!

And I agree with Director705... recreate that picture, but wear the most obnoxious article of clothing you own along with the cheesy high school photo, because I'm not quite sure if it's cheesy enough... :)

[MouseGuard1]

bright orange beard!

[pixonu]

haha, maybe :D

[stantonbarbas]

shave your beard for a punishment...... please don't get made for that idea....

[frazzified]

Wheezy Waiter in high school was kind of adorable.

[kadavy]

It's alright man - at least you tried. How many bands have even tried that?

BTW, I have the exact same senior class picture.

[Director705]

In Vlogbrothers fashion, re-create that senior picture now. Muhahahaha!!!

[gamesdisk]

YesI Iagree with

Director705

[ianswertobob]

w00t! Hot high school picture, Craig! Growl. ;) Haha.

This video was hilarious--the dubbed in "maybe" and "theoretically" cracked me up. Keep bein' awesome!!

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

INSPIRATION!!! changed my mind, don't shave your beard and eat it. instead. BRING BACK FREE BAGEL FRIDAY! if you want them to play on our expectations that's up to your ingeniously creative mind.

[coldplayisawesome]

you should have to die your hair a funky color... like bright orange... :)

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

aw, as funny as it would be to punish you, i really don't want to punish you.

and yea i was at the live show and whined a lot but it was all in jest... i know you tried your best... it's not your fault. =[

and DON'T shave your beard. i love your beard. :'(

[TheFedoraKing]

Put banana mush into your beard. Or any mushy mixture of fruits/foods.

[RagingFuror1]

you should have to shave your beard again....

[nirvanachick15]

shave an eyebrow as punishment... yes... just one.

[moonpig118]

1:25

what is that mark from on his forehead?!

[themefund]

I had a brain tumor removed when I was very young, it scarred whacky.

thanks for asking!

[CaptainWilhelm]

you should be punished by doing another live show, but in a acceptable GMT timezone!!! great for us, but a punishment for you guys!

loving cholera, and subscribed to the band ages ago!

[khx]

ugh.

i am terrified of e.t. D:

[crazzyally]

Aww.. How could we even think of punishing you!

shame on you all for suggesting so many punishments.. *come to think of it, it will be funny* but NO!

[willowpuff]

Wow!! You were a hotty as a senior!... you still are... but... like....

[witchfaces]

dye your beard pink!! as a means of apology...

[fatboyrocker]

acoustic funny songs! on a video!

topics include..youtube, bananas, a movie and a band!

dooooooooo ittt :D

[chondriacmusic]

In Canadialand, we have no fathers. We are all clones. All of us are named Frank. Even THE GIRL (she's rather popular.)

Also, a punishment, let's see YOU eat something blenderized... like... PIZZA AND BEER.

Or just pizza.

[whitenailsnguitars]

Shave your head. The beard is too glorious to shave. So then you will be one of those weird bald biker guys with a big beard.

[dendi182]

shave your hair and grow more beard.

[ThatDarnAdele]

GASP!!!! no!

shave half of it :)

[hoosierhiver]

Amish beard!

[dbrownnnn]

i'm not going to lie...

i miss the morning breakfast videos..........

:(

[ROCKonTWITCH]

Punishment... Shave your beard off.

[yobboblogging]

lmao at the mouth thing! xD

Go to the town centre and eat a bowl of cereal or two

[lysmeanslily]

you should help your dad set up his own youtube channel for your punishment so i can subscribe.

[jaireaux]

you should have to sit completely quiet while your parents tell an embarrassing childhood story...recorded and u/l'd here, of course.

[MoleGirlSays]

He should shave his beard of for punishment lol (only joking)

[Gillfiretherobloxian]

You smash your head agaisnt a rock 6 times.

[XvXJonathanXvX]

you should drink a jar of pickle juice i waited forever in your room......blogtv room >.>

[Angieanything]

Awesome!

Much love!!

[mmmStaley]

Your Dad should totally have his own YouTube channel! He's a genius =D

[mcrpree]

u lookd so cute...now ur hot!

PUNISHMENT!!!! EAT UR BREAKFAST OUTSIDE IN UR JAMMMIES..IF U HV A ANY?

[silverangel91900]

was that really you in high school???

OHMIGOD. and you're right. VERY dawson's creek.

[0silje0]

wow, sexy photo from high school ;) You've still got it!

[roadrunner1896]

Not that I think you actually need punishment for technical difficulties, but you guys could write a song about how the internet tries to sabotage your career and make a video to go with it.

Robots are always a plus.

[chubbster321]

To friggen funny. STOP

[DJE179]

You did look like Dawson from the Creek haha =D good move growing the beard. Great video as ever.

[YouSunkMyFishy]

I know a good punishment... shave the beard. SHAVE THE BEARD!

[IAmViviLee]

NOOOOOO

[YouSunkMyFishy]

Yes.

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

i agree with jcaretm, shave off the beard and put it in some kind of breakfast, then EAT IT!!!

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

why thumbs down? it's not like i want him to come to harm. but if its possible to eat a fat sandwhich why isn't it possible to eat a beard omlette?

[GordonEdward]

That's why I just suggested shaving off his eyebrows. I also got a thumbs down. Lame.

[nerdra]

That look is WAY Dawson's Creek.

In fact, I think you should be retroactively punished for that as well. COMBINATION PUNISHMENT!: Recreate Dawson Leery look (as best you can with extra forehead!). Make girlfriend climb in window to visit in the nighttime. Movie posters as scenery and angsty teen dialogue couldn't hurt.

[seven2one]

not gonna lie, whenever i get behind in my subs i always watch your videos last. because i like ending on a wink. ;)

[Cheifsky]

EAT A BLENDED HAPPY MEAL!

John Green style!

[GordonEdward]

Shave your eyebrows off.

[HungarianHungryHarry]

Dont punish wheezywaiter alone...punish him with his band...Like...i dunno :S

[JonnoStrife]

Get a biker 'stach... take half beard to the limit.

[alexjones58]

shave the beard... you bastard

[KavithaisPadfoot]

Shave half of it, like John!

[SplinterInYourEye]

I think the only punishment that would get through would be to have your beard either removed or mutilated in some way. Have someone shave patches into the beard or remove it completely. WE DEMAND SHAVINGS FOR THIS CRIME!

[wrhall]

I like how the comment punishments attack that which is dearest: the beard.

[WhoRadley]

BEST EYE WINK YET

[themefund]

aw, thanks!