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  • 1.8 or bust!!!!!!

  • contingency plan you say? shotgun? (shameless red vs blue refrence)

  • lol ur so asome keep up the good work

  • i didn't notice the brown sheep until it moved it looked like a part of that hill

  • 14:46 use water

  • This vid gets a 53! Tying the record - but in fewer minutes! This vid has the largest score-to-minutes ratio yet! :DDD

    Me towards the end of the vid: "Hmm...really cool terrain generation going on here...almost looks as derpy as the Far Lands...wait a minute! What was the world seed, again?!?!?" XDDD

  • Thumbs up if you were yelling at him to use the bucket.

  • Mountain ranges are the best

  • WATER

    

  • 13:04

    me: oh come on! y u no use the bucket?

  • skip to 0:21 if youve seen last video

  • A MIDDAY SNACK! OF BREAD....AND A BUCKET OF....Water. :|

  • 10:10 Mountain looks like a leaking wolf.

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  • Optifine is out for 1.8 now, if you keep having performance problems. 

  • I think you should turn this "Stranded" into just a regular playthrough.

    The bed in village concept is kinda lame.

  • yo where's ep 6

  • 00:19 Cor' Blimey Mate! Are ya Blind?!

  • 00:00 It sure doesn't Kurt.

  • Kurt, you should keep doing Stranded. I like it.

  • I started a new map with the far lands seed in adventure mod, I spawned in the middle of the forest and started there. THE THING ITS JUST HUGE.

  • 21:28 who else thought, holy crap he found the far lands in five episodes?

  • >>> ender pearls stop enderman attacking you <<<

    if you either have an ender pearl or are wearing a pumpkin hat you are safe from enderman unless you attack them. THUMBS UP SO KURT CAN SEE!!

  • @thestorm024 They don't do anything, check the wiki.

  • @PineapplePlaysGames I thought ender pearls made it to where u could attack mobs from farther away

  • @Jerechorocke Nope, check the wiki.

  • @Jerechorocke That's just another rumor, sadly. That would be cool if he implemented that in the future though.

  • @PineapplePlaysGames well if u go to the rooster teeth 1.8 walkthrough it works and it used to work for me

  • @thestorm024 no they dont...

  • >>> ender pearls stop enderman attacking you <<<

    if you either have an ender pearl or are wearing a pumpkin hat you are safe from enderman unless you attack them.

  • Anddd torch, anddd torch and cliff, son of a bitch..

  • Dear kurt j. mac why dont u ever use right mouse button with ur sword??like when a spider jumps and attacks?

  • 8:00 needs an "Indeed".

  • Press 4 to make a change

  • I usually don't do the "thumbs" thing but...

    Thumbs up if you guessed it was lava from the very beginning.

  • Kurt, you've got 50+ pieces of food. Would it kill you to run more?

  • "I can finally make..."

    *makes a torso*

    ...

    The rest of your armor's fallen off.

  • was anyone else yelling "MAKE A WATER ELEVATOR KURT!"

  • 20:32? Albino Spider?

  • General Creeper Diary in 1.8 Day 5:

    Today our soldiers tried to attack the target in Beta 1.8.1 but, like always, we failed.

    Next time we'll try to kidnap most of the pigoos in the target's other world...

  • Wow, this is a magical video! Kurt said "Son of a bitch!"

  • You forgot to make shears.

  • i thought he knew he ha the bucket, but was saving it or something hahaha i was wondering why he wasn't using it though since he couldn't find a way down the cliff

  • very very good at walking in one direction.

    very very bad at doing anything else.

  • 12:50 the strange noises of kurt

  • kurt when 1.9 comes out your gonna get kicked out of your home

  • kurt is so AWESOME just breaking torches and having a three-D glasses skin and helping donate and walking to the farlands and being awesome

  • I was yelling to use the bucket of water.

  • The "creepers" were actually cows the whole time. Kurt imagined the creepers out of paranoia. And somehow fooled Fraps into agreeing with him.

  • LOL at 17:51 Kurt said nonononononono like Ruby Rod! Day. Made.

  • I wanted so hard to just yell 'THE BUCKET OF WATER' when he was pondering ways to get down.

  • *totally freaks out on sight of a creeper*

    *kills creeper*

    "You see that? That is what happens!"

  • I don't know if you've ever answered this, but what are the specifications of your computer?

  • Kurt! Never apologise for your oontz'ing! I am still in a trance from it o_O.

  • also, anyone else notice THAT creeper taking a time out in the corner at 20:49 ?

  • anyone else notice the creeper at 0:20 and shit themselves a little?

  • 1) Hold Ender Pearl in your hand

    2) Right Click on Enderman

    3) Watch it telaport away

    4) ???

    5) PROFIT

  • I must say you stumbled on a pretty goddamn awesome mountain range, Kurt.

    Gonna load up that Far Lands seed in 1.9pre and see if it's any different(assuming I can find it).

  • Enderpoop.

  • Notch´s trolling you , 1.9 IS NOW OUT XD.

    You will have to start a new series.

  • Kurt might go insane if he gets lost in a dungeon

  • This series is like if FLoB and Combat Canyon had a baby in 1.8, and that baby was awesome.

  • Kurt, are you thinking of making a 1.9 Pre-Release video?

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  • DON'T WALK STRAIGHT WALK WHERE ADVENTURE IS

  • That'sss a very nice mountain you have there...

  • Has water bucket in hand, uses cobble. Winning.

  • Use Minecraft 1.9 Pre Release! THe viewers demand it!!

  • Its not farlands or bust... ITS VILLAGE OR BUST!!!!!!!

  • well kurt in a week or so u will have to turn it to stranded in 1.9....

  • Kurt, you should get in the habit of carrying red mushrooms and bone meal for nights when you have no village to stay in. No bed, to follow the rules but at least you could have a work space and some time to get your thoughts together. It would be up high so you could cut away the roof and know how the night was progressing.

  • @gilwanderley2455526 Mobs can swim up a current

  • who saw the dog or maybe skeleton head at 21:40 in that small cave?

  • @batboyx2 i did too

  • 15:05 sweet relief xD

  • at 12:23 I was yelling at the screen " YOU HAVE WATER IN YOUR INVENTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • You can eat zombie flesh :)

  • I jumped when he turned around.....o.O

  • You should update to 1.9 prerelease kurt.

  • 16:50  ... that creeper was swimming the waterfall up???

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  • Escape From Creeper Mountain! Coming to theaters, Summer 2013!

  • Kurt, can you share the seed and coordinates of the mountainy range of awesome? I want to explore it :D

  • Anyone else notice the creeper before he did?

  • 0:40 South Park referance, and extremley subtle. Well done.

  • "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" barney stinson in the making?

  • WATER LADDER!!!!!!!

  • So I suppose the new rule of kurts videos is if it exists in mincraft it keeps a journal or diary.

  • Kurt, put those diamonds to use, make a pickax and a shovel. Omnidig Mode Go!

  • DIAMONDS AND RUST!

  • before you know you have stranded in minecraft 1.9!

  • You have a bucket of water to get down..!

  • sorry, commented to early. Still, I was screaming in my monitor :D

    btw I like the new series.

  • I don't know if you're aware, Kurt. But the sun raises in the North in Minecraft. If you check the Wiki referring to the Sun, you'll see that Notch posted on Twitter about it a while ago.

  • Zombie Diary 1:

    Uough... umph.. uoug. Uough... umph.. uoug.

  • I'm far too impatient to mine my way down a mountain. Too impatient to even use the water bucket. Just jump and parry! You even had full armor! So suck it up and jump. (It is probably a bug which will be remedied in 1.9, but parrying halves mob and fall damage.)

  • USE THE WATER! lol

  • Mountain's Diary

    Oh man, it is so sweet being a mountain. You're like this huge behemoth of stone, leering over the landscape like a god. In fact, I guess you could say that being a mountain really ROCKS! Heh heh, I crack myself up...

    Wait, I feel an itch... oh, it's a human. Well, he can't hurt me!

    Hang on, what's he doin- Oh god. OH MY GOD HE'S GOUGING GREAT CHUNKS OUT OF ME

    OH FUCK SOMEONE STOP HIM

    CREEPERS COME TO MY AID

  • @FangedDragon01 Oh god, that's the hardest I've laughed at a Youtube comment in years.

  • @FangedDragon01 Creeper Diary, Day @*)($&^

    How long have we been tracking this guy!? I lost count.... But, today, whatever day it is, the land called for our aid! The Doctor interloper was destroying the mounatin! We tried to stop him, but again his epicosity screwed us over. AGAIN. Damn you, Doctor! DAMN YOU! MAY YOU BURN IN NETHER!!!

  • if you are boring, turn on the subtitles, and feel confused

  • U should of used the bucket of water.

  • When listening to this through a headset it makes your voice sound boomy and echoey, it's awesome! LIKE A BAWSS!!

    INDEED!

  • @Watson690

    Also, how long til I can buy an "INDEED!" shirt?

  • How does he do critical hits so easily, it barely works for me.

  • Kurt please don't reclaim torches with the sword! >.< And don't use the axe on the leaves,my eyes bleed when you do that

  • Creeper Diares day 5

    He fell for it! The traveller fell for our trap! After luring him with the promise of an abandoned mineshaft, we began surronding him with aide from our skeleton allies. Sadly, our new Enderman allies are not living up to thier expectations. No matter! We shall close in for the kill!

  • You know shit's getting real with Kurt says rude words.

  • 404 challenge doesn't work in 1.8. The new terrain generation means it doesn't generate like that anymore.

  • WHITE SPOIDER 20:37

  • wao nice beatbox ;)

  • Kurt, I would like to teach you a little trick involving the water elevators and being ...STRANDED!... that high up ( 16:30 ). You simple make a bridge over where you're trying to go, and place the water at the very end so you can ride it down. Leave it there for access to the bridge later or reclaim it after it reaches the ground and jump in immediately.

  • torch! and... torch! and... a sheer cliff. Son of a bitch :(

  • 15:10 yes, we have been screaming at the screen. :D

  • Kurt, did you forget about sprinting?

  • he met three brown sheep in a row. FUCKING THREE BROWN SHEEP, AND HE SHEARED NOT ONE SINGLE SHEEP TO GET THE WOOL.

  • Who else saw the creeper's shadow at 0:19 ?

  • You should degrade to 1.7 install cjb mods which has a recycler and you could put all those stone swords to get the materials back :D

  • @remyrj92 Does the title of the series not make sense for you? STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8

    I don't think hes going to downgrade.

  • @ThePokeZeldaMaster I meant to downgrade only to take the materials back and then return to 1.8 without recording in 1.7

  • kurt you should try doing the 404 challenge tho you might go crazy just from the fact that you're stuck underground after the first day

  • @lightspeedasH What's the 404 challenge?

  • @fallofshadows from what i know you can only get above ground resources during the first minecraft day, mainly wood and trees. afterward you must go down to the lava layer and survive for as long as you can.

  • Maybe... you should make a mushroom house. it's actually really convieniant and easy.

  • damn kurt one night out doesnt make you die

  • I laughed so hard when he sonofabitch'd and I don't even know why

  • Poopoocakcapeepeeshire.

  • USE THE WATER BUCKET!!!!!!!

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  • KKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR­TTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ok now ender pearls just DON'T DO anything as of 1.8.1 so stop imagine stuff. Thanks.

  • Thumbs up for the amazing beat boxing!?!? I lol'd.

  • This is fun and all.. but... MORE FLOB!!

  • And then, Kurt was a mountain goat.

  • in your next video please talk about CERN. A neutrino has travelled faster than light and since that opens massive opportunities, you could say something about it :)

  • @Fourmarduk666 :O Just read an article on it... My understanding is that things can go faster than the speed of light but not pass through the barrier... I think something went wrong in that test, though, cause unless neutrinos have "anti-mass" they would have to travel at less than the speed of light. [Think I read something about some particles having a lower than 0K temperature aswell, and that this anti-temperature acted the oposite as normal temperature]

  • Its weird that your laugh sounds exactly like Seananners e_O

  • Hey, Kurt. Whenever I am high up and I want to get down safely, I place the bucket of water down so that a nice waterfall is created, then I remove the source block to get a full bucket back and then I jump into the descending stream. Riding the waterfall is an excellent way to get down safely!

  • Ender Pearls Drastically increase attack distance

  • Oh mighty Kurt of Jmac fame, I suggest you try sprint hitting the creepers, to make them a fairly nice distance away from you.

  • You had a bucket of water, you could have rode that down!

  • @willgameforgold Oh you did! Shoulda watched the entire video before commenting xD

  • No! You left two arrows! I will obsess for days! (And three feathers. Those things don’t grow on zombies, you know.)

  • YOU HAVE A WATER BUCKET IN YOUR HOT BAR!!!

  • Yey! another exciting episode of FLOB+Combat canyon+Minecraft 1.8!

    And you have just invented the new torches song! : Quickly, Quickly, I Am Going To Die... to tu to tu to tu tu to tu to tut... BAAMM!!!

  • @omrialkabetz Flombat canyeight!

  • Damn, that was actually some good beatboxing, lol.

  • use your sword to reduce fall damage to half a heart by blocking

  • Burn all the houses you leave :D that way you CAN'T RETURN

  • gi gi gi giii

  • Tip: you can sprint with out food cost for a while after you eat. food doesnt' go down no matter WHAT you do after you eat for a bit.

  • @marsgreekgod thats caused by food saturation. it's like a second invisible food bar that you fill up by eating stuff

  • @Daepilin Yeah, but it still means you can run for a while with out cost

  • @marsgreekgod well, it costs saturation. it's costs no direct food bar but the invisible one (which simply has no effect to the character)

  • @Daepilin does it cost it? I thought saturation only was effected by timing passing. shows what i know

  • @marsgreekgod for me it would be logical. But it may be as you think as well^^

  • @Daepilin I did some tests, and I think saturation ONLY is effected by time. (Testing by runing a sprinting and jumping around, and checking time, and then standing there after the same meal, the food started going down about the same time, but of corse sprinting made it go down faster)

  • Kurt, if you do somthing wrong like sleep not in a village you should have to throw away one of your most valuable items like a diamond

  • @LukeFrenchable it would be a waste of valuble resources

  • Waterfall your way down that mountain

  • "NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM!!" I chuckle every time someone says that when eating in Minecraft.

  • It looks like kurt entered Antvenom's hunt for the golden apple world...

  • @kurtjmac Kurt, it was a miracle that you found a village within about a Minecraft week, so you probably should not expect to find another one for a while. Also Kurt we all have our noob moments, but...

  • I've found 2 villages pretty close to each other. They sometimes spawn at large plain biomes or desert with 2 of them

  • Ender...poop?

  • creeper general diary anyone?

  • How many brown sheep did you come across in this ep? I counted 5.

  • minecraft is the shit

  • the sentence below is true

    the sentence above is false

  • @bugplayer Paradox from Wikipedia?

  • Funny I made my noob series named exactly the same a few weeks ago :)