This vid gets a 53! Tying the record - but in fewer minutes! This vid has the largest score-to-minutes ratio yet! :DDD
Me towards the end of the vid: "Hmm...really cool terrain generation going on here...almost looks as derpy as the Far Lands...wait a minute! What was the world seed, again?!?!?" XDDD
i thought he knew he ha the bucket, but was saving it or something hahaha i was wondering why he wasn't using it though since he couldn't find a way down the cliff
Kurt, you should get in the habit of carrying red mushrooms and bone meal for nights when you have no village to stay in. No bed, to follow the rules but at least you could have a work space and some time to get your thoughts together. It would be up high so you could cut away the roof and know how the night was progressing.
I don't know if you're aware, Kurt. But the sun raises in the North in Minecraft. If you check the Wiki referring to the Sun, you'll see that Notch posted on Twitter about it a while ago.
I'm far too impatient to mine my way down a mountain. Too impatient to even use the water bucket. Just jump and parry! You even had full armor! So suck it up and jump. (It is probably a bug which will be remedied in 1.9, but parrying halves mob and fall damage.)
Oh man, it is so sweet being a mountain. You're like this huge behemoth of stone, leering over the landscape like a god. In fact, I guess you could say that being a mountain really ROCKS! Heh heh, I crack myself up...
Wait, I feel an itch... oh, it's a human. Well, he can't hurt me!
Hang on, what's he doin- Oh god. OH MY GOD HE'S GOUGING GREAT CHUNKS OUT OF ME
How long have we been tracking this guy!? I lost count.... But, today, whatever day it is, the land called for our aid! The Doctor interloper was destroying the mounatin! We tried to stop him, but again his epicosity screwed us over. AGAIN. Damn you, Doctor! DAMN YOU! MAY YOU BURN IN NETHER!!!
He fell for it! The traveller fell for our trap! After luring him with the promise of an abandoned mineshaft, we began surronding him with aide from our skeleton allies. Sadly, our new Enderman allies are not living up to thier expectations. No matter! We shall close in for the kill!
Kurt, I would like to teach you a little trick involving the water elevators and being ...STRANDED!... that high up ( 16:30 ). You simple make a bridge over where you're trying to go, and place the water at the very end so you can ride it down. Leave it there for access to the bridge later or reclaim it after it reaches the ground and jump in immediately.
@fallofshadows from what i know you can only get above ground resources during the first minecraft day, mainly wood and trees. afterward you must go down to the lava layer and survive for as long as you can.
in your next video please talk about CERN. A neutrino has travelled faster than light and since that opens massive opportunities, you could say something about it :)
@Fourmarduk666 :O Just read an article on it... My understanding is that things can go faster than the speed of light but not pass through the barrier... I think something went wrong in that test, though, cause unless neutrinos have "anti-mass" they would have to travel at less than the speed of light. [Think I read something about some particles having a lower than 0K temperature aswell, and that this anti-temperature acted the oposite as normal temperature]
Hey, Kurt. Whenever I am high up and I want to get down safely, I place the bucket of water down so that a nice waterfall is created, then I remove the source block to get a full bucket back and then I jump into the descending stream. Riding the waterfall is an excellent way to get down safely!
@Daepilin I did some tests, and I think saturation ONLY is effected by time. (Testing by runing a sprinting and jumping around, and checking time, and then standing there after the same meal, the food started going down about the same time, but of corse sprinting made it go down faster)
@kurtjmac Kurt, it was a miracle that you found a village within about a Minecraft week, so you probably should not expect to find another one for a while. Also Kurt we all have our noob moments, but...
1.8 or bust!!!!!!
AntonioBarbarian 3 weeks ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
contingency plan you say? shotgun? (shameless red vs blue refrence)
axelthegreat9 1 month ago
lol ur so asome keep up the good work
minemyLOOL 1 month ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
i didn't notice the brown sheep until it moved it looked like a part of that hill
2BlondieGirl 3 months ago in playlist More videos from kurtjmac
14:46 use water
marioman292 3 months ago
This vid gets a 53! Tying the record - but in fewer minutes! This vid has the largest score-to-minutes ratio yet! :DDD
Me towards the end of the vid: "Hmm...really cool terrain generation going on here...almost looks as derpy as the Far Lands...wait a minute! What was the world seed, again?!?!?" XDDD
Wandergirl108 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you were yelling at him to use the bucket.
koil3333 4 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
Mountain ranges are the best
NyraArtist 4 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
WATER
TEHONLYGGMAN123 4 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
13:04
me: oh come on! y u no use the bucket?
xvxtobyxvx 4 months ago
skip to 0:21 if youve seen last video
coolmint204 4 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
A MIDDAY SNACK! OF BREAD....AND A BUCKET OF....Water. :|
Reversalification 4 months ago
10:10 Mountain looks like a leaking wolf.
metalim 4 months ago in playlist More videos from kurtjmac
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borderlandsgamer9001 5 months ago in playlist More videos from kurtjmac
Optifine is out for 1.8 now, if you keep having performance problems.
VIABellum 5 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
I think you should turn this "Stranded" into just a regular playthrough.
The bed in village concept is kinda lame.
toasty100 5 months ago
yo where's ep 6
multispyx 5 months ago
00:19 Cor' Blimey Mate! Are ya Blind?!
Dongirses 5 months ago
00:00 It sure doesn't Kurt.
Dongirses 5 months ago
Kurt, you should keep doing Stranded. I like it.
tdq11 5 months ago
I started a new map with the far lands seed in adventure mod, I spawned in the middle of the forest and started there. THE THING ITS JUST HUGE.
toarahi 5 months ago
21:28 who else thought, holy crap he found the far lands in five episodes?
thestorm024 5 months ago
>>> ender pearls stop enderman attacking you <<<
if you either have an ender pearl or are wearing a pumpkin hat you are safe from enderman unless you attack them. THUMBS UP SO KURT CAN SEE!!
thestorm024 5 months ago
@thestorm024 They don't do anything, check the wiki.
PineapplePlaysGames 5 months ago in playlist More videos from kurtjmac
@PineapplePlaysGames I thought ender pearls made it to where u could attack mobs from farther away
Jerechorocke 5 months ago
@Jerechorocke Nope, check the wiki.
EbilWulf 5 months ago
@Jerechorocke That's just another rumor, sadly. That would be cool if he implemented that in the future though.
PineapplePlaysGames 5 months ago
@PineapplePlaysGames well if u go to the rooster teeth 1.8 walkthrough it works and it used to work for me
Jerechorocke 5 months ago
@thestorm024 no they dont...
samtheshow39 5 months ago
>>> ender pearls stop enderman attacking you <<<
if you either have an ender pearl or are wearing a pumpkin hat you are safe from enderman unless you attack them.
thestorm024 5 months ago
Anddd torch, anddd torch and cliff, son of a bitch..
CQCElite 5 months ago
Dear kurt j. mac why dont u ever use right mouse button with ur sword??like when a spider jumps and attacks?
reneliiv1 5 months ago
8:00 needs an "Indeed".
beary605 5 months ago
Press 4 to make a change
Tamenzki 5 months ago
I usually don't do the "thumbs" thing but...
Thumbs up if you guessed it was lava from the very beginning.
silentclowd 5 months ago 2
Kurt, you've got 50+ pieces of food. Would it kill you to run more?
luong10 5 months ago
"I can finally make..."
*makes a torso*
...
The rest of your armor's fallen off.
luong10 5 months ago
was anyone else yelling "MAKE A WATER ELEVATOR KURT!"
danielkang1234 5 months ago
20:32? Albino Spider?
binary1001001 5 months ago
General Creeper Diary in 1.8 Day 5:
Today our soldiers tried to attack the target in Beta 1.8.1 but, like always, we failed.
Next time we'll try to kidnap most of the pigoos in the target's other world...
jerrythedutchmapler 5 months ago
Wow, this is a magical video! Kurt said "Son of a bitch!"
jerrythedutchmapler 5 months ago
You forgot to make shears.
MrJacksley 5 months ago
i thought he knew he ha the bucket, but was saving it or something hahaha i was wondering why he wasn't using it though since he couldn't find a way down the cliff
colaric 5 months ago
very very good at walking in one direction.
very very bad at doing anything else.
JonnyWestCount 5 months ago 13
12:50 the strange noises of kurt
DOSeater 5 months ago
kurt when 1.9 comes out your gonna get kicked out of your home
rokkarokkaali 5 months ago
kurt is so AWESOME just breaking torches and having a three-D glasses skin and helping donate and walking to the farlands and being awesome
rokkarokkaali 5 months ago
I was yelling to use the bucket of water.
sizhin 5 months ago
The "creepers" were actually cows the whole time. Kurt imagined the creepers out of paranoia. And somehow fooled Fraps into agreeing with him.
PolarEnigma 5 months ago
LOL at 17:51 Kurt said nonononononono like Ruby Rod! Day. Made.
jenluvscookies 5 months ago
I wanted so hard to just yell 'THE BUCKET OF WATER' when he was pondering ways to get down.
Grahckheuhl 5 months ago
*totally freaks out on sight of a creeper*
*kills creeper*
"You see that? That is what happens!"
UltimoQueso 5 months ago
I don't know if you've ever answered this, but what are the specifications of your computer?
nwlawookie 5 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
Kurt! Never apologise for your oontz'ing! I am still in a trance from it o_O.
schloopfoop 5 months ago
also, anyone else notice THAT creeper taking a time out in the corner at 20:49 ?
kimomcgee 5 months ago
anyone else notice the creeper at 0:20 and shit themselves a little?
kimomcgee 5 months ago
1) Hold Ender Pearl in your hand
2) Right Click on Enderman
3) Watch it telaport away
4) ???
5) PROFIT
KINFIN123 5 months ago
I must say you stumbled on a pretty goddamn awesome mountain range, Kurt.
Gonna load up that Far Lands seed in 1.9pre and see if it's any different(assuming I can find it).
Chaosrain112 5 months ago
Enderpoop.
AeonsOfFrost 5 months ago
Notch´s trolling you , 1.9 IS NOW OUT XD.
You will have to start a new series.
leoitshere 5 months ago
Kurt might go insane if he gets lost in a dungeon
Brandson1000 5 months ago
This series is like if FLoB and Combat Canyon had a baby in 1.8, and that baby was awesome.
sourbabies 5 months ago
Kurt, are you thinking of making a 1.9 Pre-Release video?
K12machinima 5 months ago
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Xeroxias 5 months ago
DON'T WALK STRAIGHT WALK WHERE ADVENTURE IS
MrMechaE 5 months ago
That'sss a very nice mountain you have there...
hypergunkid 5 months ago
Has water bucket in hand, uses cobble. Winning.
nikolas124NN 5 months ago 76
Use Minecraft 1.9 Pre Release! THe viewers demand it!!
NFSCalex 5 months ago
Its not farlands or bust... ITS VILLAGE OR BUST!!!!!!!
asleepwhileawake 5 months ago
well kurt in a week or so u will have to turn it to stranded in 1.9....
mrliampep5i 5 months ago
Kurt, you should get in the habit of carrying red mushrooms and bone meal for nights when you have no village to stay in. No bed, to follow the rules but at least you could have a work space and some time to get your thoughts together. It would be up high so you could cut away the roof and know how the night was progressing.
thebishma 5 months ago
@gilwanderley2455526 Mobs can swim up a current
batboyx2 5 months ago
who saw the dog or maybe skeleton head at 21:40 in that small cave?
batboyx2 5 months ago
@batboyx2 i did too
skylianlord 5 months ago
15:05 sweet relief xD
batboyx2 5 months ago
at 12:23 I was yelling at the screen " YOU HAVE WATER IN YOUR INVENTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
batboyx2 5 months ago
You can eat zombie flesh :)
CodyL211 5 months ago
I jumped when he turned around.....o.O
ModernDTTD 5 months ago
You should update to 1.9 prerelease kurt.
doctorseaweed2 5 months ago
16:50 ... that creeper was swimming the waterfall up???
GilWanderley2455526 5 months ago
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MinecraftKid11997 5 months ago
Escape From Creeper Mountain! Coming to theaters, Summer 2013!
Sparrow9612 5 months ago in playlist STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
Kurt, can you share the seed and coordinates of the mountainy range of awesome? I want to explore it :D
shadow306k 5 months ago
Anyone else notice the creeper before he did?
MinecraftKid11997 5 months ago
0:40 South Park referance, and extremley subtle. Well done.
Ghosthunt64 5 months ago
"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" barney stinson in the making?
Masterheart7 5 months ago
WATER LADDER!!!!!!!
1ravenft 5 months ago 2
So I suppose the new rule of kurts videos is if it exists in mincraft it keeps a journal or diary.
GeneralDiablo316 5 months ago 3
Kurt, put those diamonds to use, make a pickax and a shovel. Omnidig Mode Go!
saberusterras 5 months ago
DIAMONDS AND RUST!
bloodhit1 5 months ago
before you know you have stranded in minecraft 1.9!
lolrichie2isBACK 5 months ago
You have a bucket of water to get down..!
LZmiljoona 5 months ago
sorry, commented to early. Still, I was screaming in my monitor :D
btw I like the new series.
LZmiljoona 5 months ago
I don't know if you're aware, Kurt. But the sun raises in the North in Minecraft. If you check the Wiki referring to the Sun, you'll see that Notch posted on Twitter about it a while ago.
iCharFK 5 months ago
Zombie Diary 1:
Uough... umph.. uoug. Uough... umph.. uoug.
ProtoManIII 5 months ago 4
I'm far too impatient to mine my way down a mountain. Too impatient to even use the water bucket. Just jump and parry! You even had full armor! So suck it up and jump. (It is probably a bug which will be remedied in 1.9, but parrying halves mob and fall damage.)
crayjay3 5 months ago
USE THE WATER! lol
7TripleJ7 5 months ago
Mountain's Diary
Oh man, it is so sweet being a mountain. You're like this huge behemoth of stone, leering over the landscape like a god. In fact, I guess you could say that being a mountain really ROCKS! Heh heh, I crack myself up...
Wait, I feel an itch... oh, it's a human. Well, he can't hurt me!
Hang on, what's he doin- Oh god. OH MY GOD HE'S GOUGING GREAT CHUNKS OUT OF ME
OH FUCK SOMEONE STOP HIM
CREEPERS COME TO MY AID
FangedDragon01 5 months ago 90
@FangedDragon01 Oh god, that's the hardest I've laughed at a Youtube comment in years.
OscarApollo 5 months ago
@FangedDragon01 Creeper Diary, Day @*)($&^
How long have we been tracking this guy!? I lost count.... But, today, whatever day it is, the land called for our aid! The Doctor interloper was destroying the mounatin! We tried to stop him, but again his epicosity screwed us over. AGAIN. Damn you, Doctor! DAMN YOU! MAY YOU BURN IN NETHER!!!
bro123bro123 5 months ago
if you are boring, turn on the subtitles, and feel confused
1NT3RN3TTR0LL 5 months ago 3
U should of used the bucket of water.
MrWafflePrince 5 months ago
When listening to this through a headset it makes your voice sound boomy and echoey, it's awesome! LIKE A BAWSS!!
INDEED!
Watson690 5 months ago
@Watson690
Also, how long til I can buy an "INDEED!" shirt?
Watson690 5 months ago
How does he do critical hits so easily, it barely works for me.
shaunomenon 5 months ago
Kurt please don't reclaim torches with the sword! >.< And don't use the axe on the leaves,my eyes bleed when you do that
RuneScape3dplay 5 months ago
Creeper Diares day 5
He fell for it! The traveller fell for our trap! After luring him with the promise of an abandoned mineshaft, we began surronding him with aide from our skeleton allies. Sadly, our new Enderman allies are not living up to thier expectations. No matter! We shall close in for the kill!
Yellow13Firestorm 5 months ago 3
You know shit's getting real with Kurt says rude words.
FangedDragon01 5 months ago
404 challenge doesn't work in 1.8. The new terrain generation means it doesn't generate like that anymore.
alynnidalar 5 months ago
WHITE SPOIDER 20:37
TanjaRomiere 5 months ago
wao nice beatbox ;)
beniburek 5 months ago
Kurt, I would like to teach you a little trick involving the water elevators and being ...STRANDED!... that high up ( 16:30 ). You simple make a bridge over where you're trying to go, and place the water at the very end so you can ride it down. Leave it there for access to the bridge later or reclaim it after it reaches the ground and jump in immediately.
Corroidz 5 months ago
torch! and... torch! and... a sheer cliff. Son of a bitch :(
illandercca 5 months ago
15:10 yes, we have been screaming at the screen. :D
l0rnz0r 5 months ago
Kurt, did you forget about sprinting?
risingmikeOnline 5 months ago
he met three brown sheep in a row. FUCKING THREE BROWN SHEEP, AND HE SHEARED NOT ONE SINGLE SHEEP TO GET THE WOOL.
AxjZOne 5 months ago
Who else saw the creeper's shadow at 0:19 ?
ASol09 5 months ago
You should degrade to 1.7 install cjb mods which has a recycler and you could put all those stone swords to get the materials back :D
remyrj92 5 months ago
@remyrj92 Does the title of the series not make sense for you? STRANDED! in Minecraft 1.8
I don't think hes going to downgrade.
ThePokeZeldaMaster 5 months ago
@ThePokeZeldaMaster I meant to downgrade only to take the materials back and then return to 1.8 without recording in 1.7
remyrj92 5 months ago
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@ThePokeZeldaMaster I meant to downgrade only to take the materials back and then return to 1.8 without recording in 1.7
remyrj92 5 months ago
kurt you should try doing the 404 challenge tho you might go crazy just from the fact that you're stuck underground after the first day
lightspeedasH 5 months ago
@lightspeedasH What's the 404 challenge?
fallofshadows 5 months ago
@fallofshadows from what i know you can only get above ground resources during the first minecraft day, mainly wood and trees. afterward you must go down to the lava layer and survive for as long as you can.
lightspeedasH 5 months ago
Maybe... you should make a mushroom house. it's actually really convieniant and easy.
ProDrummerKid 5 months ago
damn kurt one night out doesnt make you die
reteliker 5 months ago
I laughed so hard when he sonofabitch'd and I don't even know why
versusthemayor 5 months ago
Poopoocakcapeepeeshire.
leonfan728 5 months ago
USE THE WATER BUCKET!!!!!!!
eepblah 5 months ago
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leonfan728 5 months ago
KKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
leonfan728 5 months ago
Ok now ender pearls just DON'T DO anything as of 1.8.1 so stop imagine stuff. Thanks.
AmorthOfficial 5 months ago
Thumbs up for the amazing beat boxing!?!? I lol'd.
warden1103 5 months ago
This is fun and all.. but... MORE FLOB!!
filchmonger 5 months ago
And then, Kurt was a mountain goat.
HedLeeman 5 months ago
in your next video please talk about CERN. A neutrino has travelled faster than light and since that opens massive opportunities, you could say something about it :)
Fourmarduk666 5 months ago
@Fourmarduk666 :O Just read an article on it... My understanding is that things can go faster than the speed of light but not pass through the barrier... I think something went wrong in that test, though, cause unless neutrinos have "anti-mass" they would have to travel at less than the speed of light. [Think I read something about some particles having a lower than 0K temperature aswell, and that this anti-temperature acted the oposite as normal temperature]
LuxurioMusic 5 months ago
Its weird that your laugh sounds exactly like Seananners e_O
Robman2277 5 months ago
Hey, Kurt. Whenever I am high up and I want to get down safely, I place the bucket of water down so that a nice waterfall is created, then I remove the source block to get a full bucket back and then I jump into the descending stream. Riding the waterfall is an excellent way to get down safely!
bodinian 5 months ago
Ender Pearls Drastically increase attack distance
awsomia1 5 months ago
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@awsomia1 Incorrect. They have no use at all in 1.8, or the 1.9 pre-release.
TTSSATTSR 5 months ago
Oh mighty Kurt of Jmac fame, I suggest you try sprint hitting the creepers, to make them a fairly nice distance away from you.
YayAlexOnYoutub 5 months ago
You had a bucket of water, you could have rode that down!
willgameforgold 5 months ago
@willgameforgold Oh you did! Shoulda watched the entire video before commenting xD
willgameforgold 5 months ago
No! You left two arrows! I will obsess for days! (And three feathers. Those things don’t grow on zombies, you know.)
TOTAhruman 5 months ago
YOU HAVE A WATER BUCKET IN YOUR HOT BAR!!!
muffinhozer1 5 months ago
Yey! another exciting episode of FLOB+Combat canyon+Minecraft 1.8!
And you have just invented the new torches song! : Quickly, Quickly, I Am Going To Die... to tu to tu to tu tu to tu to tut... BAAMM!!!
omrialkabetz 5 months ago
@omrialkabetz Flombat canyeight!
TOTAhruman 5 months ago
Damn, that was actually some good beatboxing, lol.
Fantafaust 5 months ago
use your sword to reduce fall damage to half a heart by blocking
Cheese353 5 months ago
Burn all the houses you leave :D that way you CAN'T RETURN
rockboy12346 5 months ago
gi gi gi giii
g0uveia1 5 months ago 22
Tip: you can sprint with out food cost for a while after you eat. food doesnt' go down no matter WHAT you do after you eat for a bit.
marsgreekgod 5 months ago
@marsgreekgod thats caused by food saturation. it's like a second invisible food bar that you fill up by eating stuff
Daepilin 5 months ago
@Daepilin Yeah, but it still means you can run for a while with out cost
marsgreekgod 5 months ago
@marsgreekgod well, it costs saturation. it's costs no direct food bar but the invisible one (which simply has no effect to the character)
Daepilin 5 months ago
@Daepilin does it cost it? I thought saturation only was effected by timing passing. shows what i know
marsgreekgod 5 months ago
@marsgreekgod for me it would be logical. But it may be as you think as well^^
Daepilin 5 months ago
@Daepilin I did some tests, and I think saturation ONLY is effected by time. (Testing by runing a sprinting and jumping around, and checking time, and then standing there after the same meal, the food started going down about the same time, but of corse sprinting made it go down faster)
marsgreekgod 5 months ago
Kurt, if you do somthing wrong like sleep not in a village you should have to throw away one of your most valuable items like a diamond
LukeFrenchable 5 months ago
@LukeFrenchable no
baldian3 5 months ago
@LukeFrenchable it would be a waste of valuble resources
baldian3 5 months ago
Waterfall your way down that mountain
twoteesful 5 months ago
"NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM!!" I chuckle every time someone says that when eating in Minecraft.
buggsbasement 5 months ago
It looks like kurt entered Antvenom's hunt for the golden apple world...
xxxCrysisxxx99 5 months ago
@kurtjmac Kurt, it was a miracle that you found a village within about a Minecraft week, so you probably should not expect to find another one for a while. Also Kurt we all have our noob moments, but...
Pulsar047 5 months ago
I've found 2 villages pretty close to each other. They sometimes spawn at large plain biomes or desert with 2 of them
maxoflax 5 months ago
Ender...poop?
RoxasAlex 5 months ago
creeper general diary anyone?
itsnotjustme 5 months ago
How many brown sheep did you come across in this ep? I counted 5.
DMEnduro 5 months ago
minecraft is the shit
random997 5 months ago
the sentence below is true
the sentence above is false
bugplayer 5 months ago
@bugplayer Paradox from Wikipedia?
fender132435 5 months ago
Funny I made my noob series named exactly the same a few weeks ago :)
ItsHugwithanH 5 months ago