Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood - Hey wassa-matta-you, Zwoooooosh?

[DecepticonDevastator]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altair: Nothin, I just got done killing a shitload of templars

Desmond: COOL! HIGH FIVE BRO!

*Epic ancestor high five*

[TripleM000]

It's funny 'cause Lucy's a templar....

[XxAceTrainerGreenxX]

LOL!

[xXShadowXxFTW]

Desmond : Hey wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair : Hey......fuck you...

Desmond : (0.0)

[Tifsa123]

rasict? how

[Kit572]

@Tifsa123 Desmond is imitating an italian.

[ezodragon]

I can't believe how long I was laughing at this

[Dragonforce1336]

This is way better than the french version.

French version is just "How are you,altair?" and rebecca saying "Stop talking to a statue"

[sasasuake]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?

Rebecca: That's racist.

Desmond: You're racist.

Shaun: You both are racists.

Altair: You're ALL racists.

ALL: (o.O)

[TKisforreal]

lol i love how he says Your racist back like a 10 year old

[shadowdemons117]

anybody up for some yoga?....anyone?

[WorldWithNile]

I think this is just letting us know that the developers had a scene humor! 

[adil11223344]

Thats Racist.

YOU'RE RACIST.

Comeback Of The Century.

[TigerBunny713]

Why would he be racist with his own race? Never understood Rebecca's comment

[zorbaknecromancer]

Desmond:Hey-wassa-matta-you altair?

Altair: Nothing grandson, just invented your accent.

Shaun:True

[LOLHAXGUN]

Dat Assassin Racism.

[Parkourpurist89]

Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair: I'm a fucking statue what do you thinks the fucking matter!? I can't move or go to the fucking bathroom!

Desmond: I've been completely mind fucked -_-

Ezio: Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Desmond: I've spent way too much time in the Animus.

[arceus261]

desmond:hey wassa matta you altair?

altair:DONT MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT FAG!

ezio:dont talk to my great-great-great whatever grandson like that!

altair:dont you fucking tell me who i can yell at!

ezio:you wanna take this outside cazzo?

altair:im a statue

[TheFaemae]

Wait.. I don't get it .. Can someone explain why that's racist

[arceus261]

@TheFaemae why do i always have to deal with fucktards like you... ok

altiar is from acre people from acre...masyaf... all have that accent desmond made fun of get it now?

[TheSandyNub]

@arceus261 "HUH, YOU'RE A FUCKTARD BECAUSE YOU DON'T GET THE JOKE. HUHUHUH."

Kill yourself.

[arceus261]

@TheSandyNub fucktard? huhuhuhuh?

[WorldWithNile]

@arceus261 dude... the guy just asked a simple question. calm down.

[arceus261]

@WorldWithNile ummm i think you have the wrong dude rookie mistake

1:he didnt ask me a question -_______-

[julio13wrathchild]

DAS RACIST!

[Rubrixcubeify]

Great comeback. "You're racist!"

[arceus261]

@Rubrixcubeify that feeling when someone copies the previous top comment...

[Cococrash11]

Great video.

[stinkoman2x6]

Hey! They's throwin' robots at us!

[malious00]

i have a question. i'd be thankful if someone can tell me. after sequence 6 was complete, i could not find lucy in the sanctuary, tried to search in the whole monteriggioni...but could not find her there too. where is she? am i missing something?

[dinoking51]

@malious00 she went for supplies or food or something, she'll be back next sequence i think

[malious00]

@dinoking51 i know that...i mean i saw her again before starting sequence 9. but she was not there in the meantime. i thought she might be somewhere in the village and there would be a cutscene when desmond goes near her. that's what i asked. but thanks for replying :-).

[MadScientist08]

Turian: You humans are all racist!

[iamjewishnub]

Desmond: hey-wassa-matta-you Altiair?

Desmond: I mean beside Vaginas

Altair: MOTHER!

Ezio: Why the fuck are you two stealing me and my mother's line?

Desmon and Altair: ...........

[dasetman]

Desmond : Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altair : IM A FUCKING POTATO

[tdwtFULLEPISODES]

that doesn't make sense Atlair was from Middle East

[arup02]

DATS WASISS

[whateverIsayISaLIE]

Shame you can only do it once...

[adil11223344]

Thats racist.

[YourMineCast]

yeah Mario is racist as well do you see me yelling at Shigeru Miyamoto.

[xCelticz]

Desmond : Hey, wassa matta you Altaïr?

Altaïr : Shut the fuck up asshole or i'll kill you

Desmond : How the fuck will you do that?

Altaïr : I will fall on you Einstein --'

[CapSonikuu]

"That's racist"

"YOU'RE racist"

Comeback of The Century

[TheUltraluke]

Nolan North is the greatest voice actor ever, he always gets the best characters in games.

[MrInsaneMixer]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair: Nothin' much dawg, just chillin'..

Desmond: O_O

[sacura605]

how do you get this snippet?! i tried and i still haven gotten it. i might of finished the game prematurely too before i got 100% roma renovated. is it still possible to get it? though i did get the leonardo revealed he's gay scene. lol

[rainydaemon]

@sacura605 just exit the animus, walk upto the altair statue and press any button

[pwnurnoobazz]

I knew Desmond looked like Adam Sandler, but now I'm thoroughly convinced that he IS Adam Sandler

[unicornitify]

@pwnurnoobazz lol.he looks like adam sander only in revelations.

[TheObzfan]

Desond : Hey wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair : FUS RO DAH!

Everyone : O_O

[lillfinetunnings5]

thats not racist wats racist is che cosa ti succede altiar

[IShouldLikeTo]

I used to be a racist like him, then I took an arrow storm in the knee.

[ThDrSkILz]

@IShouldLikeTo I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you, then I took a chick to the dick.

[ahmadbedash1t]

Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altaïr: That's not even a stereotypical Arabic accent dumbass. It's Italian...

Ezio: Yeah, you fucking noob!

Desmond: Holy shit O_o

[VELO0803]

@ahmadbedash1t creative text

[Andreus]

NO YOU'RE RACIST!

[Evolutionx120]

is that even real :L

[blaciet100]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair?

Altair: The fact that my great-great-great-great--- whatever --grandson just asked a racist question.

Desmond:...

Rebecca: Burned...

Lucy: Ouch.

Shaun: Ha ha.

[RGDcommentnode]

It's not racist if he's my ancestor, bitch!

[BarryBlacktail]

Desmond : Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altair : You do know I spoke with an American accent, right?

Desmond : O_O

[NinjaOsoona]

@BarryBlacktail

only in the first game :P

[KingOfHalla]

@BarryBlacktail Untill ACR anyway..

[mo6555]

@BarryBlacktail thats the abstergo new york translation system

[SilenceSilver]

Anyone notice that Altair isn't actually Italian? 

[96vicki]

@SilenceSilver yesh, he is more sexy than an italian 8D hahaha joke

[will79randomstuff]

@SilenceSilver I'm not sure if it's a mistake or whether it's just because Desmond has been so used to being Ezio for the last 10 games or however many it's been so he's started to talk like him.

[Rage995]

Desmond: hey-wassa-matta-you Altiair?

Altiair: hey-wassa-matta-you Desmond?

Desmond: HOLY SHIT!

[blabla12331]

@Rage995 lmao :))

[unicornitify]

@Rage995 loool

[1laoman]

@Rage995 Ezio walks in

WTF is going on?

[Rage995]

desmond looks better in brotherhood than he does in revelations.

[CeciliaGallerani1]

I wonder if Altair got back @ Des?

[Steven89444]

YOU'R RACIST!

[EgregiouslyPutrid]

Ezio: Requiescat in Pace, Altair

Desmond: Hey wassa matta you, Altair?

[xOPWxWrestlingTV]

Keep press 1 for *Wassa-Matta you Altair.* lol.

[ReclusiarchLP]

Desmond, the master of comebacks!

[TheLexieFTW]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?!?!?

[Ninja4771]

Best fucking comeback ever

[NICKREAPER316]

I don't even get it. Why is speaking in a stereotypical Italian accent to a statue of an Arabic guy?

[fraroc]

@NICKREAPER316 and besides Altair is half Syrian, half Italian.

[NICKREAPER316]

@fraroc Altair was half Italian? Where'd you get that information from?

[fraroc]

@NICKREAPER316 assassins creed wiki, it said that Altair was born to an Arab Muslim.father and an Italian catholic mother

[NICKREAPER316]

@fraroc Do you really think Desmond remembers that? I think he just got Altair and Ezio confused.

[videocritic2463]

dont understand how that can be racist?

[FlashFlashBOOM]

After 1 year i finally noticed desmond was trying to speak in an italian accent...i am so slow...

[creedjeremy]

I like how Desmond says Altair's name

[creedjeremy]

Desmond: Hey wassa matta you, Altair?

Rebecca: That's racist

Desmond: You're racist

Altair: You're both racist, now leave me be

[AbduCola]

Lol shouldnt he say that to Ezio? Altair isnt italian

[MsMascarpone]

@AbduCola That's the whole point...

[AbduCola]

@MsMascarpone OOOH its not real? Lol I'm dumb, I never played Brotherhood.

[MsMascarpone]

@AbduCola See, the joke is that Desmond has been in Ezio longer than Altair. So decides to use a stereotypical accent.

[CinnamonRollJoe]

:3 Hey wazza matta wif jou altair?

-.- That's racist.

>:C YOU'RE RACIST!

[AsianOkiSkater1]

Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altair: I dunno, you tell me........HOLY $#*! GET IT OFF!

[Marshall7813]

Desmond: Yo Altair wazzz up!??!

Altair: OMG Desmond long time no see?!?!

Rebecca, shawn and lucy: O_O

[Freakywhiteboy7]

Nice comeback Desmond

[MrTeppyboy]

when did this happen in the game?

[username42a]

@MrTeppyboy You have to do it before you finished the game. Pause and go to "Leave Animus" then go to the statue of Altaïr and press any button

[rojoric124]

@MrTeppyboy its optional in assassins creed brotherhood if you walk up to the statue of altair and hit use(default f) then it does this

[blade1hunter100]

oh sure yell at me but not at hydrochanandmaxman

[RedRevenant]

Someone remix this!

[aaa984]

talking to he's grandfather lol

[HYDROCHANandMAXMAN]

Desmond:Hey wassa matta you Altair?

Rebecca: Thats racist!

Desmond: Your racist!

[DeathBlade182]

Gotta love Desmond's simple "NO U" comeback.

[boksepude]

But Desmond can skrew around with Altaïr, I mean it's his family

Like if you get it ;) (Or not it's your choice..)

[TheAgentali]

"Youre racist" Best comeback ever.

[OmariDopeBoy]

Desmond: Hey, wassa-matta-you Altair? Altair: Asshole... Ezio: Dont talk to my great-great-great-great-great-­­­great grandson like that! Altair: Fuck you, hes related to me as well, I'll say whatever I fucking want. Ezio: Whats so special about you Altair? Altair: I gave Desmond Eagle Vision. Ezio: I gave him free running skills. Altair: Your free running sucks, no wonder he runs like a faggot. Ezio: Ya wanna take this outside Cazzo? Altair: Im a statue.

[Bikni221]

@OmariDopeBoy Parkour skills* lol

[Millentree10]

@OmariDopeBoy Ezio vs. Altair. Each gets their respective Apple of Eden. GO.

Most EPIC battle of all time, this would be.

[Nemesiss120]

@OmariDopeBoy How is Ezio older than Altair? Elaborate.

[youngboysnation]

@Nemesiss120 what do you mean. altair was born 1165 ezio was bron 1459

[RyanTheFortySecond]

@OmariDopeBoy Desmond freeruns like Altiar and fights like Ezio, he's the best of both of them.

[zembuktoo]

THATS RACISTS!

[blade1hunter100]

Desmond:hey wassa matter u altiar

Rebecca:Thats raciest

Desmond:your raciest

[DuplexBadBoyAli]

@blade1hunter100 i Really cant believe that you do not know how to spell "RACIST" even though its right in front of you.

[blade1hunter100]

@DuplexBadBoyAli does it matter

[TheFrostyVision]

@DuplexBadBoyAli hey quit being "raciest" and alone

[DuplexBadBoyAli]

@TheFrostyVision Its actually *Racist* Fucking dumbass, and im alone? Hahahahaaa getalife noob, you cannot troll me.

[TheFrostyVision]

@DuplexBadBoyAli lol I was making fun of the guy who said raciest so... your the dumbass their. I dont know why I said "and alone" though.

must have made since back then

[Midflame222]

@blade1hunter100 Quoting the video?.... REALLY?

[SRBall]

@blade1hunter100 Wow you fail. You just quoted the video for some reason and then you spelled racist wrong twice even though it's right in front of you.

[Rodiacreed]

suppose so and how did you respon so fast?

[DeltaDisch]

Can someone please tell me the joke? I dont get it

[Spificator]

@DeltaDisch Altair is originally from Israel. Desmond mimics his accent for fun.

[Rodiacreed]

@Spificator Altair from Syria you idiot! Masyaf is located in Syria, you should study geography a lot more. XD

[Spificator]

@Rodiacreed Whoops. My bad. Different location, same accent ^^

[Rodiacreed]

@Spificator Uppose so assassin!

[BULLETH0leProduction]

how is that racist

[JapanBlue54]

That's Racist.

NO U!!!

[JayNutOnDaTrack]

Hey wassa matta you desmond?

[scyther206]

Desmond is jut jealous that he doesn't have his own statue

[AbsentHokage]

@ragewarhawk I think he was saying 'hey,what's the matter with you, Altair?' . Probably making fun of Altair's accent.

[Vetgo21]

Best comeback EVER XD

[hyperkevan]

Honstly rebecca wow thats not rcist if it was for desmond to say

YAYA EUTYOLALALA BOOOOM

Now thats racism

[HBKANDREYROCKS]

@hyperkevan What is that supposed to mean?

And if you mean about suicide bombing or something like that, it would be ignorance and racism, still funny though.

[MATANUI720]

rebecca should have said  you momma's racist!

[CeciliaGallerani1]

Desmond...? Y on earth would ya do dat? U want Altair 2 come out of his grave? That would b Kool but freaky @ da same time but y? I love u ALTAIR!!! X3

[cheoleo2500]

"You're racist."

Me: *Deep sigh* nice come back desmond, just...nice -.-

[ymiwatchen]

I remember when I saw dis, I was stun lmao

[Nizzemancer]

Altair: "I'm an Arab not a fuckin dago you half-greaseball mofo..."

[rulerofmetroid]

if you press 6 the 3 he says 'tiar" is racist

[RE4gamerrrrrr]

@rulerofmetroid You have too much free time, friend.

[rulerofmetroid]

@RE4gamerrrrrr i know =)

[PojekGwapzpo123]

I can't stop laughing lol When I found this I literally Laughed out Loud

[Sonofsweetness]

In Revelations

Desmond: (wakes up in black room) Hello?

Altair: Hey, wassa matta you?

[drizzt1006]

^ lololol

[itzProPain]

Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you, Altaïr?

Altaïr: Fuck you.

[MrAuditore7]

free replay 0:00 enjoy :)

[danceswithasteroids]

My reaction: "Yeah, that's great an' all, but try saying that to his face and see where it gets you." xD

[OYNAproductions]

Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you, Altair?

Altair: just killing, running, nothing special or something ;)

Desmond: oh ok, nice day huh?

[AltairAssassin12]

Desmond:Hey wassa mata you Altair?

Altair:Nohting,killing people with my hidden blade.

Desmond.What?

Altair:*trollface*

[fear741]

I dont get how its racist, anyone care to explain, please?

[phantomguy2010]

@fear741 his accent while saying it.

[inamerica55585]

@fear741 Wassa Matta You is basically a stereotypical italian accent.

[deadpoolslayer69]

Desmond in reallll world

D: wazza matter u altair

rebecca: thats racist

(nod at the bird people die)

desmond then pops his hidden blade into her face problem solved!!

this has been a very grusome message urs truly

DEADPOOL

PS: im making a burrito when i comeback this better be the top comment or i swear to god ill nod my head at the bird...

[danimidnight1]

@TwStEdOnSlAuGhT anytime, you walk up to the statue nd it would say, ´Press any Button¨ and then you would get that scene!!! Hope this helps ^_^

[RamonTheMighty]

Ahh, Desmond, the king of comebacks...

[weatherallc05]

rebecca is as big a cunt as shaun, and then lucy is just a total sweetheart

[MrB1GW1LL]

@weatherallc05

Lucy is a templar.

[weatherallc05]

@MrB1GW1LL how u know, and even so shes amazing

[StefanosKoutelis]

@weatherallc05

BROTHERHOOD SPOILER ALERT !! SPOILER ALERT !! SPOILER ALERT !! SPOILER ALERT !!

if you follow the AC forums, that's the biggest discussion. Juno killed her through Desmond at the end of Brotherhood, most probably because she's a templar double agent. Also if you collect all the glyph segments, the son of Desmond appears telling him not to trust HER. Her who? Problably Lucy. All this is a speculation though but seems the most logical

[TheExtremenator]

@StefanosKoutelis Does Desmond have a son???

[StefanosKoutelis]

@TheExtremenator

it's only speculation. Subject 16 appears (if you solve all the glyphs) to Desmond inside the animus and upon request to explain what happens he denies telling him "I cannot... The sun... Your son... Too weak... Must replenish energy...' Some fans say that AC3 could take place in the future with Desmond's son strapped on an animus watching the memories of the memories of his father Desmond. Talk about inception :P

[694377]

@StefanosKoutelis - Or, of course, Desmond may have a son by the end of AC3, seeing as that will be the game that marks the end of Desmond's story arc--and thus the series continues. :3