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  • lmfao!!!!! this cannot be more funny!! keep up mr gordon!!

  • fuck your SINGALISH too. it makes nothing better than this.

  • @bikmanwei1 That's not freaking singlish

  • EXPER- TIZ

  • come on guys, its a joke! you guys couldnt get it ?

  • @sciencehkstudent9d: so what the fuck is the difference between mainland Chinese and Hk Chinese? Laugh my fucking as out! Knn ccb

  • @coolmage: stfu man! One person doesn't mean the whole china!

  • hahhaahahaa!!

  • @apsrising Stupid hater.

  • retarded china people

  • @coolmage because of 1 guy, you pissed off every chinese person. good for you man

  • @coolmage its retarded mainland chinese, there is a BIG difference between mainland chinese and hong-kong chinese

  • how do u say "strict" again?

  • Experteeeeeeeese

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  • i wanteh to speakke goodde englisheh

  • @apsrising To say that most Singaporeans speak English like that, you must either be a hater who really looks down on Singaporeans, or some ignorant keyboard warrior who has never step foot on Singapore. True, we do not speak the best english, but we certainly do not speak like that, in fact the average Singaporean would have a hard time trying to figure out what he was saying! No..wait, maybe you were in CHINA and someone told you you were in Singapore! SCAMMED

  • Header master gordun. where isy da aderdressi of your super school?

  • ENGGARITAH .

  • the heck?! this guy rocks man!

  • 17 people got kick out from the WaFangDian English Language Super School because they were nuable to forget the english they have learn

  • Looka into my eyezah... Tizah izah konfidentzah...

  • 五月了。。。怎么还这么冷啊!!!

  • Lol. It's a chinese national accent, not a singaporean accent! Ahaha. Kinda hilarious that people would mistake it for a Singaporean accent.... Then again, I have met people in the internet who thought that Singapore is some remote part of China... Oh wells :D

  • WaFangDian is a sub-city that belongs to Dalian, a beautiful city on a peninsular in the northeastern China.

  • is there anymore videos from headmaster gordon? i want to see!!

  • @apsrising I think you are living in Chinatown in Singapore that's why u hear such accent.. Please get out of your house more often loser

  • 0:25 the secreter isa congfidengs..looker intool my eyeser, teaser isa congfidengsa

    i think we totally need to transcribe this in full

  • " you must forget allll you english... when you walk into my dor"

    *(&G(*%UIOG*(&GIGLIG*...

  • If your english is very very de bad, don't cry, don't be sad. That's the reason you come to me. FML

  • I canned fweel yor congfidengs!! MASTER

  • fuck you, this is NOT SINGAPORE ENGLISH!

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  • don't know what people are arguing about but the English accent shown is 100% (almost stereotypical) Chinese mainland style pronunciation. Go to any chinese mainland middle school, senior middle school or university you hear exactly this kind of English spoken by student and teachers alike. You could also check English speech contests on mainland TV you hear the same thing.

  • I'm born and raised in Singapore. 100% Singaporean blood in me. And no, sadly, Singaporeans do not speak English like his. There are differences between China's Chinese citizens and Singapore's Chinese citizens. Speaking English is one of them.

  • I checked his website at the end and i got nothing :(

    but he is a real master! XD

  • come on, the singaporeans don't speak like this. He is a mainlander. And Wafangdian is a place in central china

  • come on, the singaporeans don't speak like this. He is a mainlander.

  • this guy is retarded and definitely not Singaporean... HEADMASTER? more like DICK-HEADMASTER.... A Singaporean kindergarten child can pronounce better than him.

    You think you have confidence? Try speaking like that is Australia, i guarantee you we will shove kangaroos up your ass.,

  • the website name is epic

  • Well, I got some Singaporean friends who indeed sounds like him when they speak though maybe it's because they are of the same ethnicity. I'm not against any nationality, I'm just stating this base on my experience. With that said, please don't bash me like what you guys did to that apsrising fellow. Peace! :)

  • @thescheminggenius Dude, most Singaporean don't like this... Only the mainlanders do...

  • @Delacour479 I agree, but the keyword is "MOST"

  • @thescheminggenius No seriously, I have a couple of friends from Singapore, and the accent is really different. The singaporean accent is more flat while the mainland accent tends to roll their 'r' and 'l'...

    Peace :)

  • @thescheminggenius hmmm...to be honest...I've yet to hear a true blue singaporean speak like this? I've been living in singapore for 20 years and I do not know of any singaporean who talks like that...Don't get me wrong I'm not saying that our english is fantastic but it's definitely not like that. Of course when I say singaporean I mean born and raised in singapore...not some foreigner who comes here and gets a citizenship.

  • @thescheminggenius Naw.. this accent is more like hongkong or china accent :)

  • LOL. 'cheap' shots? Wow, another insensitive throwback from you! That's how losers try to make themselves look good. Yeah, you should be done talking to me. This video is for youtubers to enjoy. AND people like you comment stuff that targets a certain nationality...TSKTSKTSK. bye (:

  • @jenniferwentz My friend don't celebrate, I think that guy owned you.

  • I wonder why singaporeans are so confident about their english despite their disgustingly dumb accent

  • @derpaderp123 PHAIL

  • @derpaderp123 well u should just fk urself if u r a knn si ang moh. we singaporean got our own accent, u have yours. any problem? not happy come lah. knnb ccb diu lei.

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  • @apsrising I'd be hard pressed to believe a mainland Chinese accent sounds like Singlish. While I agree that Singaporean's English isn't "the best" (But then again, whose is? The Brits with their stiff upper lip? The Americans with their conjugation of words together such as "whaddaya"?) you sir, must be listening to a hell of a lot of Mainland chinese speakers in Singapore to think Singaporeans speak anything vaguely like that except in mocking jest.

  • @apsrising. Singaporean do not speak in this fashion. We do have our Singaporean accent and singlish which is the additional colloquial terms added in for a touch of homeliness. I think you haven't been talking to or hearing singaporeans conversing to think we speak like that. If your cognition of singaporeans are that of inconsistency, where are u still living here but criticizing? Get the fuck out of our country you mfin bigot cretin ignoramus. Qtf. It's people like you we require lesser of

  • @apsrising. Singaporean do not speak in this fashion. We do have our Singaporean accent and singlish which is the additional colloquial terms added in for a touch of homeliness. I think you haven't been talking to or hearing singaporeans conversing to think we speak like that. If your cognition of singaporeans are that of inconsistency, where are u still living here but criticizing? Get the fuck out of our country you mfin bigot cretin ignoramus. Qtf. It's people like you we require lesser of

  • @STanger88 lol, your statement just proved my point and undoubtedly showed your class. I won't stoop down at your level.

  • The website should exist.-.-

  • 'I suspect your english is really really bad.'

    Yeah i really need his help.

  • Sounds like Singlish. Ironically, singaporeans insist that their English is better than anyone else.

  • @apsrising Oh come on. I'm Singaporean, I've never EVER heard any locals speaking like that. Singlish is just English mixed with slang. NO SINGAPOREAN speaks like that.

  • @ianidinuse, well that means you're not going out of your house too often. I've been living in Singapore for 3 years and I heard a lot of locals talk like that. You're on denial perhaps?

  • @apsrising Hahahahaha. I've been living here for 16 years. I go to a local school. Do I hear anyone speaking like that? I don't think so.

  • @apsrising Perhaps you are referring to the elderly, but even so, they do not speak like that. Everyone is Singapore has to take English, and almost everyone is fluent. Even if someone is not as fluent in the language, he/she has to have a basic command English. Even so, I swear no one speaks like that.

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  • @apsrising let me ask you would your grandparents who have been speaking in dialect or chinese be able to speak perfect english? i seriously doubt so.. so for everyone's sake or rather to stop disgracing yourself when you're talking to ppl rather singaporeans who know their country better than you, who, claims to have been in singapore for 3 years which i seriously doubt, just keep your mouth shut :)

  • @apsrising It's a Mainland Chinese accent

  • @apsrising

    I am currently studying in a junior college in singapore(BTW I AM A SINGAPOREAN FOR 18 YEARS)and i wouldn't deny that some of us are english-oriented and there are probably those who don't have that accent which you think is not good enough. Yes,we have singlish but that doesn't make singaporeans' english worse than whatever you are comparing to. Singlish is a distinct feature that Singaporeans share, not a sign of how good or bad our english is.

  • @apsrising

    English is not about accent if you haven't realise. How good we are in English depends on our level of reading skills, writing skills and comprehension skills. That is why, we have oral examination and comprehension passages in school. Your statement goes to show that you are being too subjective. My english teacher would always tell me to give a well balanced,supported argument in general paper essays. If your statement is to be judged, your English would suck.

  • @apsrising

    Are you a singaporean by the way? If you're not, you should be sensitive to what you are commenting. I think singaporeans like me wouldn't like your statement. If not, why would your comment be removed or flagged as spam...

  • @jenniferwentz To answer your question, I am a foreigner. About sensitivity, I suggest you really read more Singaporean forums so that you would realize and be aghast on how racist and vulgar some of your people is, especially against foreigners. If you will review my posts I doubt if you will see anything offensive there. Even if most people like you resort to cheap shots I never retaliate in kind. BTW, I double clicked post that's why my comment was removed. FYI.

  • @apsrising Ah, but you said 'some', not all Sinaporeans. And FYI, 98% of Singaporeans don't speak with this accent; only the Mainlanders too.

  • @apsrising Im Singaporean. True but that's generalising. Ive seen other countries' forums which are equally vulgar and racist. There are bound to be such ppl everywhere, not Singapore specifically albeit that I realise we do have a long way to go in terms of culture.

    Singaporeans dont speak like this. LOL. Perhaps the 'Singaporeans' u're talking about are really Chinese from China. While it's true we have an accent (everyone does), it most certainly doesnt sound like this!

  • @apsrising you've been in singapore for 3 years? i think you're in the wrong part of the world eh? is YOUR singapore some mini daydream of yours? one that you've been having for 3 years? :O gosh! you should really see a doctor! i've been in singapore all my life and the only ppl actually no even the PRs who are from china that are in singapore don't speak like that.. you're redundant. this is not singlish as mentioned singlish is just english mixed with dialect =.=

  • @apsrising

    Your statement is a fallacy and by saying that,you're undoubtedly superficial in your wisdom. How well do you know a typical singaporean? If you think that sounds like Singlish, then it's time you get your facts right and instead of putting up your subjective, senseless comment here. What justification can you make about "Singaporeans INSIST"? If we think we are "better than anyone else", we wouldn't have the Speak Good English Movement.

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  • @apsrising

    LOL. This is not called being defensive. This is called standing up for yout fellow singaporeans. :D Forums are unreliable sources to get facts. Dont you know that? I bet that forum is filled with people with the same stubborn mindset like you?

  • @jenniferwentz If you think that you would win this argument by throwing cheap shots at your opponent so be it. But I would never be dragged down to that level. I'm done talking to you. Anyway, anyone who would read this conversation will readily know who the level minded person is.

  • @apsrising ...you haven't heard singlish have you? when we speak singlish, we pronounce most of the words correctly we just tend to add certain words at the end of the sentence like "la...lo...leh" As a singaporean, I admit our english isn't the best...However, to say that that's how singaporeans talk...you must be kidding me...Many of us have been living in singapore for how many donkey years! (as compared to your 3 years). I am 100% sure that we know when someone is speaking singlish or not...

  • LOL someone laughed at 0.39

  • The Secarater isa confidence

  • Head master Gordon for President !!!

  • AHAHAHHA LOLZXC

  • he does it on purpose?

  • PERRFECTS ENGRISH!!! LOOKER INTO MY EYES!

  • i love him alot! jia you GORDON. ill look into ur eyes everyday!

  • 哈哈。 他是从那里来的?

  • Yinglish FTW.

  • Wow... i finally found a REAL MASTER of ENGLISH~!! Best English ever~!! LOL

  • Don't kheray, don't be sad.

    I'm not crying or sad, i'm almost crazy after watching this video, hahahahahaha...

  • BENNY LAVA!

  • KONG-FEE-DENGS

  • hello, valcum fu wafangdian ingelishe languajer super school, the wery bezze choizze for yu.

  • 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈`````````````绿噢马死特。­。。。

  • 贼死,意思麦糠费灯丝!

  • i will shoot myself in the head after learning english from him

  • i forgot all my english when i walked into your door..

  • Dude, you need some schooling from Benny.

  • 啊啊  哈哈 瓦房店,,,, 毁了,银才捏~~~~~、、、、、、、、、

  • lmao... u have a bright eyes

  • 绝了儿,我整个人都瓦房店了...

  • OMG im gonna cancel all my tutor for HIM! LOL

  • i can tell he does it on purpose. cuz his level of accent changes almost on every sentence.

  • great, I want to register in Wafangdian English super school right now~~~

  • i looked into his eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i 喷ded

  • This guy made my day.

  • hi, where's cans me signing up for this super English school?

  • this is what i call chinese english

  • this is what i call chinese english

  • Oh, god. Why there are always ppl like this...

  • = = look into my eyes....this is confidence.....

    hahahaha....

    this guy is a real master~~~~

  • I like when he says perfect English he raises his finger everytime.

  • 靠,太牛逼了

  • lol!

  • 20/10!!!! pure awesomeness!!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    look into my eyes, this is confidence bwahahahahahah : )

  • awesome! the best video i've ever seen

  • Perfect demonstration of a Chinese accent

  • 這個人說的"中式"英文非常標准,大家要跟他學習啊

  • As an English teacher in Asia I hope this is fake.

    Funny Either Way. Hahah

  • uh uh uh uh uh he ends everything in uh...

  • you actually have to speak really good english to be able to get something out like that

  • 牛逼!

  • i would never let my kids learn enligsh from this dude

  • this is hilarious!!

    i would like to watch further advertisement of wafangdian perfect english school.

  • Perfecter englisher lol WTF get off the pills mate

  • haha! this is quite funny if is fake.

  • no one would speak like that! he 's just doing it in purpose!

  • mater Fxxker~~~ Asx holx~~~!!!

  • joking

  • haha...I am originally from there, too. I have never heard of a "Wafangdian Super English School", not when I was there 9 years ago for high-school anyways. If this is a fake video, then it's very funny. If it's an authentic video, I really feel bad for those students who attend his school.

  • dude, you r from "wafangdian"?

  • we all are :p

  • well, i;m acutally from "dalian"

  • omg.. ultimate chinese accent..

  • Oh man! you got the perfect accent !!!

  • perfect AH ENGLISH.hahahaha i would just watch his show to laught at his Ah english

  • It is a joke

  • look in to my eyes...tsukuyomi..gang justsu

  • ahahha, what next... Amaterasu!

  • kung fu master indeed. But English master you musta remember to ah practice more

  • Your English is far from perfect.

  • 你想害人啊?

  • omg,just so funny.........especially , look at my eye/eyes, u see confidence.

  • this is so boring!

  • They all talk like that in China.

  • now my friend can even remember every word he siad and say it with his accent...

  • i love this guy, hes is very funny

  • omg...i watch this at least 5 times a day....MORE PLEASE!!!

  • niubi

  • it's funny, on a scale of 1-10,i'll give it an 8 only because the video is too short

    and sure i wanna watch more videos from master gordan!!!

  • 太搞了,多弄几个视频阿,我还想笑

  • 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈­哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈­哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • funny...

  • hahahahahaha ching chong ching chong ching chong

  • 人才!

  • 白痴哈

  • Im actually from wafangdian, hehe

  • 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

  • good good study, day day up. people mountain, people sea!!

  • awsome!

    he's almost laugh when he say these out

    HAHAHAHAHA~~

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So funny!!!!!!!!

  • i believe he can speak a lot better, he's just pretending here~still funny tho

  • HAHAHAHA, how can anyone not laugh while watching this!!!

  • Wow.......

    Look into my ass.......

    LOL!

  • That is the best thing I have heard for months, used to teach english in China and you meet so many people like this guy!

  • Whoa, I laughed so hard at the confidence part.

    I do hope this is a joke because I seriously find this hilarious although I had some difficulties understanding everything.

  • maybe he is just for fun```````coz i check the website and i cannot find it`````

  • Damn! I need SUB TITLE!

  • what a fuckin fag!

  • A guy who can't speak English teaching other people how NOT to speak English? This guy is just ridiculous!

  • lmao

    This is the most hilarious shit I've ever seen