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  • i laughed so hard when they all said tosser. btw big brothers bit on the side brought me here coz dom joly was a celebrity guest

  • Theres a song at the end of the episode, any1 can help me out ? thanks

  • I’m not a fan of Dom Joly because he spends much of his time attacking free speech on the internet.

    He describes himself as "troll slayer" and takes pleasure in tracking down people he defines as ‘culprits’ and exposing them to public shame, especially from close family.

    If you don’t like what people say online, just ignore it. We don’t need self-appointed busybodies like Joly to police our lives.

  • @SuperTruth77 most trolls are dumb little kids. maybe he'll teach them a good lesson.

  • @SuperTruth77 Yeah? I hope your mother suffers a stroke on your birthday.

  • @SuperTruth77 what are you on about? He did it once because some c*nts were harrassing him and his family, sending death threats to his kids. I think thats fair enough.

  • tosser..everybody say tosser..lol. now you might not use this word but i will when you call me up and try to sell your fucking stupid product over my telephone.

  • Stupid tosser indians

  • @potnoodle12 ya me too. :)

  • Haha, this is genius. What loonies.

  • watched this last night couldnt stop laughing.. ;)

  • I got a picture with dom joly and his book signed when he came to Aberdeen. hes funny as hell!

  • Tosser :)

  • isn't it funny how pople in other cultures totally do not get sarcasm or any other type of even vaguely sophisticated humour. about 90% of them have no sense of humour at all 

  • @RM6721 It's people like you that makes us westerners so loved.

    Thank you. Shall I send you a copy of "White Man's Burden"? I think you'll like it!

  • lol

    

  • So happy being british. British humour is just the best...

  • MAN DOLLY U racist BUSTARD its a job ,,, 

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A

  • That's clasic

  • what a bunch of tossers!

  • tosser lmfao.....hahahahahah

  • 'Tosser'

    'tosser'?'

    'Yeah, someone who tosses something'

    'Okay' *writes 'tosser' on the board*

    Ahahahahahhaahha

  • Just the genius of going to India for one specific reason is funny.

  • i like dry humour, he makes me laugh

  • @TomSpartan218 same, he's funny as hell

  • when dom joly comes out of the jungle, he needs to start up his own programme again because he would be a massive hit. thumbs up if you agree

  • Tosser! Hahaha

  • lol!

  • lol XD

  • fuck me, this guy is a bloody genious!

  • Has Dom been living in the dumpster being a bakery.?

  • am i the only person who finds dom joly immensely gorgeous!

  • to all racist bastards...Beginning his tour in Bangalore, Mr Cameron say he wants to make the UK the "partner of choice" for India. why is that ? is it because the so called Britain is fucked and now ur prime minister is butt licking india hahaha

  • Mr Cameron appears to have decided, wisely, that the project needs an injection of urgency: Britain’s snail-like recovery has not eased fears of a double-dip recession, while Indian growth is expected to push on from nine per cent.

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  • I don't see Dom Jolly in many things anymore. I wish he would bring back Happy hour and Trigger Happy TV.

  • I love Dom Joly but he acts like an idiot in this part.

  • LMAO I typed in BT call centre 'cause i've just been on the phone to customer support and all i get is fucking Indians that I can't understand, it's a joke! Why not boost British jobs by bringing all the centres back here ?, oh yeah, cheap labour.

  • HAHAHA TOSSER!!!!

    

  • "TOSSER"! lmfao!!!! She's never been to Scotland, Tossing is thier national sport!!!

  • God I hate British accents.

    Except for Jeremy Brett's English accent. That's pretty boss.

  • @ranma763 and WE HATE YOU, you TOSSER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wordsofwisdom2009 Except I didn't say I don't dislike/hate you fellows

  • @ranma763

    we made the language, your the weird ones.

  • There's this sort of overblown, posh absurdity to Dom Joly. Like in Trigger Happy TV when he was inside the post-box roaring, "HELLO? HELP? YEAH I'M STUCK" out the opening.

  • table ..technology..tosser..dom jolly is an absolute legend. i loved the way that indian woman pronounced tosser..what a twat.

  • Dom Jolly = Legend. That is all

  • lmfao

  • I don't actually find this annoying at all, i find it fascinating the lengths these guys go to to master the english language / pronunciation.

  • dom jolly is a very funny very talented guy,and he is very good at exploiting how stupid thick and nieve people are .and if u dont understand what he is doing then u need to get a better sence of humor

  • @paperandtea or a better *sense of spelling

  • @paperandtea Don't you mean "sense"? lol

  • I have just uploaded episodes from the series :)

  • awesome thanks

  • Are the ones with the crazy hats drunk or ill?

  • While you guys are being racist about Indian just know that Dom Joly is Lebanese.

  • when they ring up they still don't seem to have mastered the accent at all, i can't understand them tbh. pointless class, but humourous.

  • Why care about the class? This is a Dom Joly show.... he's just taking the piss out of them!!!

  • i know, which is why i said "but humourous". they needed taking the piss out of basically!

  • its "INDIA" you stupid ignorant bastard!learn the difference..

  • Dom Joly is brilliant. Such a dry sense of humour i love the way he gets the words in like buttocks and Tosser in like he is being 100% serious.

  • no wonder these call centre people get on my nerves.

  • tosser :):)

  • tossers; dayuuuuuuuuuuuum thats crazy.. hahahahahaha

  • ROFL!!!! i love dom jollys style of comedy i was pissing myself at this for ages!.

  • so why not the rich companies who feed you in the form of government benefits save some money by outsourcing(bless them the next time you get your winter benefits!!!)

  • india is a huge market,usa and the uk dump their products and earn profits...if an american or a brit can sell his product in india,why cant the average indian get their jobs...and by the way 75% of the revenue generated as taxes are paid by big corporations which are used to fund welfare schemes for the unemployed and disabled in the us and the uk..

  • tosser hhahahaaahhaha

  • eeeeeeeee italodiscorevival....fcuk u mate. im a scouser and i our accent is popular all around the world! fuck u ya cunt.......P.S DOM JOLLY IS GOD

  • pretty nice...hihihi....i also lov working with intelenet pipol..they ar so nice..i also laugh in the last scene of this video..nice work!!! thnks

  • well the main subject is that many british people are losing their jobs because we are unskilled compared to thous who we make fun off; they work harder then us and your new younger models are fucking bums.

  • haha

  • We have Dom's trip to Canada on our Canada. Funny, funny.

  • wheres the other half

  • classic

  • TOR SARR - the indian teacher acts like shes the best english speaker in the world and knows all the words and the lingo

  • DOM Joly -- teri maaki, suwar ke bacheee, behenchohd saale..... hamara lowda choosle gandu !! tab tera COMPLETE HAPPY TOUR hojayega madar-chod........!!

    This post was for all you mothafuckers who hate India......because we love 'em.....lol

  • I like Indian from the Curry House.

    I LIKE INDIA!

  • Even though Im a British born Asian, i hate the Indian call Centres and their accent is just down right annoying, No matter how hard these Indians try to speak English they will never be able to talk properly. Nice one Dom! hahahaha. Tosser hahahaha!

  • seriously??? compared with Scouse or Geordie, I would opt for Indian-English every time.

  • what is the soundtrack called?

  • tawser?

    LMAO

  • Real (English) English is so much cooler than my bastard American English. I wish I could be from the UK.

  • @mrscojoe im english an i luv that texan accent.

  • @vaj99

    Fair enough, but American English doesn't have the wealth and variety of accents that UK English has.

    As funny as it sounds, I've tried to learn a few of the many English and Scottish accents and use them in public because I find many Americans (in my area) are more inclined to be polite and helpful to a foreigner. A fast London accent with a bit of Cockney slang will do wonders while haggling, I've found.

    American English isn't ugly, it's just that American girls love an Englishman ;)

  • @mrscojoe im scottish and love the boston and new jersey accent. i cant tell the deifference between a canadian and american accent though even though i have family from canada lol

  • @mrscojoe

    Real English is actually Non-rhotic... not the original English people spoke in the 1700's (aka before the revolutionary war). Therefore, American English is real English.

  • @Jackovasaur

    Unless you take a butchers at the paper while eating tea and crumpets on holiday, take the lift up to your flat, and throw your rubbish in bins, you're speaking bastard English.

  • @mrscojoe hah, good point. I see what ya mean.

  • @mrscojoe

    Key word

    "English"

    End of All Future Argumentative Comments

  • @Jackovasaur real = original

  • @Jackovasaur plus non rhotic predate's the 1700's sir!

  • @Jackovasaur Isn't real English a Germanic Language? lol.

  • @Jackovasaur That's some flawed logic right there. You're referring to the pronunciation that comes with various dialects, not the actual language. English existed far before your country did, hence it's named after England and not America... There are still rhotic and non-rhotic accents all over the U.K just like there were 300 years ago but they still spoke English.

  • @mrscojoe QQ more fuckhead

  • @eagleduzt

    Sensitive like a hemorrhoid.

  • I'm American, what on earth is a tosser? Please don't bull shit me.

  • Tosser - Wanker, Idiot etc.

  • Short for Tea Pot.

  • I guess translated into american english it would be jerk off.

  • @ParvaniSensation

    Tosser=jerkoff

  • Thats really awesome!!! hahaha!!! XD Not all Indians are that bad at speaking English though.

    narm

  • no i certainly won't except it, i may however ACCEPT it should your command of the english language improve.

  • wow.. tosser,, that was hilarious,,hahahaha

    dayuum WTF,, whats the teachers name cunt-in-tech or somethng

    That accent sounds like cat grawling like fuckin dog mate..

  • LOL at the dude next dom cracking up lol!! that was jokes.

    DOM : TOSSER!

    TEACHER: i'm sorry i didn't get the last one?

    DOM: TOSSER!

    TEACHER: TAWWSER!???

    DOM: TOSSER..Someone who Tosses something

    LOL!!

  • However, I have no hard feelings for the Indian employees themselves. The real bastards are the greedy corporations who resort to using Indian call centres instead of employing properly trained local staff. Having people who can't speak fluent English employed in a completely verbal position labelled as "technical support" and such is entirely unacceptable and shows an utter lack of care for their customers. It's such a completely unethical business practice on so many levels.

  • The problem is though you have people that set up businesses with a better ethical stance but they end up getting put out of business by the companies using the cheap labour!

  • Indian call centres are one of my pet hates. I phoned up Virgin Media for technical support when I was having internet trouble, and I what I got was some Indian with awful, awful English. Worse still, all of the "solutions" he came up were just standard written FAQs that you could get on their website.

  • I completely agree with you regarding this isssue although to be fair some of the call centres in england run staffed by british people arent much better and dont really know what they're talking about.

  • Yeah, I'd do any job decent to put food on the table!

  • lololololololol

  • the tossers are the ones who have to lie about who they are....these so called freshies think they know everything

    get proper jobs dumb thick cunts

  • lmao!! hahahaha, dom jolys happy hour was hilarious!

  • i feel bad for them. they happen to get a job in this planet where they have to lie their identity for living. what a worse job in the planet.

  • what he said for water? Latex?

  • good thing to learn english! :)

  • I know this is all for humour, but it's a bit cruel to make fun of those workers. After all, they're only doing it to make a living. Calling people overseas beats working 12 hours in a factory, doesn't it?

  • I agree too..even if it is for humour..it was in bad taste..she was trying do her job and this guy was embarrassing her in front of her class..not good

  • Right, and I have a feeling he wouldn't be too happy if an Indian guy openly mocked him on his own show!

  • Its not meant to be malicious its just good humoured fun

  • It's like the Chicken and the Egg, isn't it?

    Which came first: Humor or Racism?

  • stupid

  • lmao nice 1

  • LOL TOSSER!! whats a tosser..somes that tosses something lol!! that was jokes!

  • ahahah

  • I have to speak with the indians because my healthcare company uses them- I have to call their service centers when they make the same screwup each month. I can't stand dealing with these people- poorly trained and led.

    You can recognize the dialect easily- lessons aren't fooling anybody even if they have American names like "christie". God how much I prefer American reps & not to deal with these imbeciles!!

  • You dont have a choice dude. Tough luck. Probably you can look at buying out that healthcare service company & employ all your favourite American Reps. Train them, talk to them. You are gonna make all your customers happy.If you thought so, you will realise that you just managed to become an imbecile. All the best.

  • Everyone who is making a fuss, IT IS A JOKE! He isn't doing any harm! He makes fun of himself all the time! What's the point moaning! I think this episode's hilarious!!

    GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR!

  • Can anyone tell me the accurate dates of when this was shown on television. I wish to use it in an essay and need the correct dates and channel etc to reference it. Thanks

  • stop starting fucking ethnic/racial debates on youtube! just stop! you don't know each other! just leave a comment and MOVE THE FUCK ON YOU ASSHOLE CUNT BITCHES

  • u knw y? bez sometimes things ant funyy lol i dont commnet then i read but after reading ur comment i was WTF??

    i dont knw but i hope u saw the clip rite? and understood it??

  • Why the fuck do I want to talk like some wankers for phone support? Fat pigs (big companies) need their wallets bigger by sending jobs to India. And the people who have this language barrier are the ones who suffer. So fuck off and leave them (Indians) be.

  • dom joly >>>> all

  • what's a tosser

  • Arse... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • India, owned by Dom Joly!

  • Lots of racist cunts here. Sure these pricks are annoying but thats what english companies pay em to do. I believe the correct phrase is "don't shoot the messenger" why dont ppl comment on how funny this vid is?

  • 1.28 hahaha

  • lol this makes me actually miss school again!

  • this is what we get for bleating away like sheep.. lets dump call centres and get real jobs.. and real lives.. tossa.. tossa.. tossa .. rofl!

  • i work in a call centre, and man believe me the "skilled-knowledgeable-intelli­gent-smart-hard worker" indians cause us a lot of trouble, i work on tech support, and they just transfer calls without troubleshooting, on the case tickets this is what they put: "US prntr not work trnsf 2 tech" or they put: "printer not working cust on wty" and supposedly they are also tech support!!!And i can go on on many other issues regarding your skilled, knowledgeable, intelligent, smart, hard worker indians.

  • cool guys

  • Racist? yep it is very racist to hate it when assholes call you up and waste your time asking if you want a faster internet connection. Don't pull the race card you fucking low life, there is nothing racist about it!

  • Over half of americas population are retarded and what you say doesn't matter to anyone, no one cares what you think, you can't even spell english properly, you are what i call comedy, i laugh at you ha ha.

  • If you Hate us 'English bastards' so much then please get your own language!

  • trigger happy fans...

    and for those who seem to forget that life is too short to be taken seriously

  • This is the fucking best !!!

  • Hilarious!

  • Fuck off you retards

  • You retards from the UK. You guys are thankless bastards

  • Hi

    Better u stop using bad words abt Indian

    coz we the people..who will going to lead the world in next few years

    we call u coz some one in ur country pay us to call u

    better u find out that guy who pay us to call u

    ok

    not only in call centre...we are also leader in software, medical, engineering, legal process, education

    27% of nasaa engineers are Indian

    21% of MS(Microsoft employee) are indian

    better u learn how to talk

  • shut up you little pecker and learn a sense of humour.

  • Humour? try it with your own clan, you spineless creatures. You come from a land where wives lose count of their husbands. You guys have short circuits in your bionic implants. Go see a doc. Even for that you will have to come to India. Lets see if you go back in one piece then

  • Yet you speak our language and more and more Indian teenagers are using western websites like MySpace and of course YouTube.

  • We have call centres in your country because it's cheaper. You say you'll soon lead the world? Not very soon...particularly as half of your country still lives in poverty.

  • You focus only on the negative part. Yes I do agree there is still poverty in the rural segments of our country and that scenario is rapidly changing. If you have inferred my message to convey that We will rule the World, that makes me happy because I actually did not say that in my message. Thanks for the complement anyway.Anyway, the essence of my message was that it hurts when someone makes fun of serious business.

  • Nope, it is you that is wrong my friend. You said 'who will going to lead the world in next few years', blatently implying India will soon lead so don't think you can outsmart me in my own language thanks. I suppose there are 'tossers' in every country 'ey?

  • Hey Sicko, why should i outsmart you in a language that you dont know properly? First of all, I guess you need spectacles for your eyes & brains as well. I've not said anything about India going to lead the World. Its from another youtube user 'Manish'. Guess the scroll key on your comp screen does not work.;-)

  • Oooooh ma' bad, I do apologise yet it was your fault considering YOU replied to the post I left for ole' Manish in the first place, but i'm willing to forgive and forget.

  • LMAO you do not lead in education, UK, US, and Japan lead in education, so do some research before you start saying things + we pay you call 1p a year for the call centres, lol, since your so cheap. You are most certainly not leading in medical, please explain all the diseases you have over there? my cousin went there and had to get like1 10 injections due to all the virus's/diseases.

  • hey, I do agree Japan is way above the rest. Not the other countries that you have mentioned, my friend. The essence is you guys need our brains to survive. You cant manage on your own. Without Indian brains, your economies would crash my friend. Nobody needs to do a research for that. You just need to do a self introspection before saying things, you wanker.

  • So your saying that India has better education then the United Kingdom, if you think that, it proves that India's education is shite. Oh and i would love to know why many a Indian come to this county to learn to be a doctor if your facilities are sooo good? i really do wonder...

  • hey killgroup whoever you are, please get your english right and then I'l reply to you. I do not want to waste my time replying to such pathetic english mails. You need to get your basic english right buddy. Time to go back to kindergarten. cheer up.

  • No, that's past basic English fool, its because it's too advanced that you don't understand it. First: Before you start attempting to make a mockery of someone's grammar, make sure your grammar is tip top shape, because it isn't.

    Second: You obviously don't have a reply since i am correct, you have nothing to go on.

    Lastly: Please tell me which parts you didn't understand, because i can put it into extremist simple form if you wish me to?

    Killgroup