Mike Portnoy Outtakes

[williamstokes1992]

at 4:54 is that jason bittner?

[basty182ify]

"HALELUYA, MOTHERFUCKER" loved that

[basty182ify]

Why the fuckin' hell he left? *crying*

[CodyLikesDT]

"You need a keyboard solo in this song"

"Fuckin A?!

"

[gibson00000000000000]

mr. portnoy, adopt me please.

[microflipp]

fucking love that dude<3

[McDiddy9999]

7:00 ......

[AlexZamora1234]

Eat my ass and balls!!!!!!!

[anthrmthrfckr]

the good news and the bad news was so ironic...

[sirdavva]

MP could never be a spy in germany, he shows "three" with his finger in that wierd way that americans do ^^

[alexvar93]

I'm a minion :)

[masteropuppetz66]

hahaha siiiick he's wearing an Opeth shirt at 1:46... I miss Mike! however Mangini is the man and IMO gives the band an even better vibe than MP ... Why can't DT just have both MP and MM?? haha

[MrDrummeria]

He's so funny!! ahahaha

[SoulRisingGamers]

Mike was the best!! Why did he had to leave :((

[xarper90]

Tommy Clufetos at 0:47 -->

[1997drummer1997]

what did he made there???

[jacksonskateanddrum]

by george, i think we've got it!

[saranoxxis]

0:00 It happened to me.

[mirkomcbrain94]

Do the canadian rap!

[joaharu]

Dream theater was so bad manner to spurn Mike Portnoy after he realized the mistake he made.

DT could have become legends amongst legends with another album like SFAM had Mike Portnoy stayed and focused their energies to create a monstrous creative album for this decade. There is no drummer that does it like MP. he is the one that made me take notice the beauty of the drumming beat. He will be the last too.

darn you Petrucci

[sebJweb]

wait did he say osama bin laden's on the way?

[666slipmaiden1]

2:14 ''We spent all our money on Starbucks" LOL

[earache70]

punching drums, click tracks=gay

[nickoo2nickoo2]

@earache70 unfortunitly its necassary with DT

[persini]

"...That's what she said..."

[aakkoin]

my god portnoy is loud and obnoxious... alot of people who have met him have said he really is an asshole...

[zombiedrumma]

4:52 JASON BITTNER!

[jankewich]

I almost cried when he said "This is gonna be the last you see me playing...". It came true

[jetydosa1]

Watching these studio videos make it all the more amazing that Portnoy is gone. They seem to genuinely be enjoying themselves, and the creative enviorment is off the charts

[DTBeyondThisLifeDT]

Haha he's totally going crazy at 3:51-4:22 !!

[willidub1]

I still dont understand why he left.

[VinceMcJericho]

@willidub1 coz the poor bastard wanted a break from DT! And coz his heart wasn't in it anymore because of strained relationships with some members of the band...

[willidub1]

@VinceMcJericho I guess there is things that you dont know, it isnt the real and valid reason

[Thirdgen83]

The Obama-nation is an abomination...

[Xarukas]

1:45 He's wearing an Opeth shirt :)

[shane69999]

what a poser, he isnt funny and yet he thinks he is.

you have been reviwed MP and found to be moron. play your drums and shut the F@#k up

[hofi56]

@shane69999 the only one to shut up is you!!! ... mofo

[kakashi11213]

@shane69999 hey mate i completely agree with you, cos your argument is justified!

nah mate, actually go fuck yourself.

[Chopininoff]

7:09 :'( .... 7:13 :D!!!!!!!!!

[jman40194]

Jordan: "yeah bavy"

[passion4drums]

@snaredrum110 How exactly can you say this a bad studio when not a single time in this video do you hear the studio's engineering or sound quality? Ignorant.. That's all it is. You're talking to people like everything you think and do is right. You're just a troll... And you're going to troll me back to prove how bad you are at it...??

[garytheoaktree]

nutshot, Level up

[BiDrummer]

4:53 : jason bittner!?!?!?...

[volcom80912]

hes just baked all the time

[McDiddy9999]

lawl Mike is a teen at heart :D

[TheMaster8061]

4:10 Awesome!!!

[atylerplai]

I think this is what I miss most about MP

[WhiteWashedDreams]

God, Mike goofs off more than I do in class...

[bigsexy9999]

They are having too much fun

[MrLildrummerboy56]

Fart 2:50 :) jk

[dontmoveamuscle]

@snaredrum110 shut your mouth their music is epic

[controlgovernor]

What a cunny funt !!

[aligatorsandwitch72]

I think he's had too much starbucks.

[TheGrandBrand]

Guys... Doesn't Mike remind you of The Dude? Jeff Bridges, Big Lebowsky anyone? He's the dude, man! :D

[squishymcgoo]

@TheGrandBrand The dude abides!!



[DoomDriver]

life was so beautiful at this time... -_- why did he leave?? asshole!!! >=/

[hereg2007]

...SAY EAT MY ASS & BALLS...is EPIC

[501stSpitfire]

Portnoy; "You need a keyboard solo in this song."

Rudess; "FUCKIN' A! And maybe one of these... Annninninininininnanananasn AAAAHH" xD

[thrashordie12430]

4:02 hahahahah in the house hahahah

[1mikeditto]

1:13  john bonham shirt ?

[cortx2lh]

I just can't pass the first outake TO FUCKING HILARIOUS...

[Idodrums]

Angel Batista T-shirt @ 48 seconds. Yeah Dexter.

[ksbg247]

1:43 Mikes wearing an Opeth t shirt. OPETH FTW!

[NeveGialla161]

AHHHHH PLEASE FORGIVE ME I PRESSED THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Novelboy2112]

He's a funny guy, but man does he gotta get some sense.

[KotowTV]

7:00 " The bad news is - this is the last time you're going to see me playing...." :|

[KotowTV]

FFS. Stop with the stupid faces. 

[forevernow4]

mike needs to do a comedy stand :)

[KotowTV]

@forevernow4 No.

[xBallaFord50x]

DA BULLS. lol

[AntidoteDrummer]

that's a serious blown opportunity.

[LarsUlrichFan07]

I miss you so much Mike... :(

[ScottFairley]

@LarsUlrichFan07 dude, he's not dead...

[SkatePride101]

4:03 - loooooooooooool.

[KHfan4ever23]

Retard forgot to ritard.

[EthnHayabusa]

Obnoxious.



[monjmonj]

Wow yeah 1:44 he's wearing an Opeth t-shirt! :-)

[Deathstarke]

4:00 Wadaap Georgie?? Wadaaaaaaaaaap?? :D :D

[MATTlovesDRUMS]

"the retard for got to retard" :P LOL

[adrumlegend]

7:05 "This is the last time you gonna see me playing"... with Dream Theater :[

[scorpiones103]

john is that you?? you dont look like you !! jajajajajaja the funnyest thing ever!!!

[OliTheBest121]

''we'll try pulling it out'' ''ok... Thats what she said''

[UltimateRandomStudio]

4 people need to get hit in the nuts with a drumstick

[epocson123]

he sure manages to hurt himself...a lot

[socratesandlavagods]

what a douche

[GbBobcats11]

4:00, Mike Portnoy showing off his black and british side.

[gusmank1]

like this/..!

[SMoKeScReeeeN]

this is probably my favourite video on you tube now LOL

[BurndownBlue]

what's the point about a video of great drummer talking bullshit?

[182DaMan]

4:29 ...thats what she said

[FanaticDrummer]

Starbucks joke! Its funny because its so true, they average a 20k budget on Starbucks while recordings. God Starbucks is going to take a dive after mike left.

[ServantOvDeth]

Opeth's T-Shirt

Yeahhhhhhhh

\m/

[lhc89]

I'm serious, apart from the drumming, THIS element of Portnoy goofiness will be missed in DT

[Peartnoy518]

such a nice looking studio

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

Hes looks like heidi...5:50, Mike if you mess with Manny Pacquiao He will punch you in the nuts

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

Hes looks like heidi...5:50.....Mike if you mess with Manny Pacquiao He will punch you in the nuts

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

@KhazFendi me too... But be optimistic...Mangini wont disappoint..I swear it...Hes funny...but I hope MP opens for his new bands as a stand up comedian....I hope he tells "the aristocrats"

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

Hes looks like heidi

[OfivetwoekVeeDee]

@KhazFendi me too... But be optimistic...Mangini wont disappint..I swear it...Hes funny...but I hope MP opens for his new bands as a stand up comedian....I hope he tells "the aristocrats"

[TheWittyChappy]

Up to 0:08 is the best part of this video.

[Orkunkadioglu]

wahahah at 4:40 mike says john looks like usama bln ladin

[oldvic88]

is there Les Claypool on his T-shirt?

[Shaunyrawrs]

"AHH! I dropped the stick and it came back and hit me in the nuts! Argh!" that line makes me laugh everytime. just burst out laughing in the middle of a lesson cause of it.

[OstigaSAPE]

6:13 SAY EAT MY ASS AND BALLS

[lhc89]

I always enjoy watching Mike's shenanigans in the studio, dude's just seems high all the time. It's a shame we won't be seeing any of this anymore, Mangini will do great in the band and he will continue DT's legacy just fine, but man no one can replace Mike's personality, he will be sorely missed.

[Darkwing74]

This is the bad news: You left Mike. It wasn't the last time you played in the session; it was the last time you played in the band. : (

Welcome Mangini, best wishes for you Portnoy.

[L2112Lif]

I'VE HAD A STICK POP AND HIT ME IN THE NUTS! Most painful thing ever...

[firefreak2007]

"Okay we'll try pulling it out."

"Alright. That's what she said.'

xD I nearly died. I'm a band kid and I hear that 5 times a day in the band room. Never gets old.

[iDrum628]

@firefreak2007 im sorry

[Progehr34]

As if he actually said that at the end.

[JustinSyn]

OPETH SHIRT

[BigMetalHead90]

hahaha daaaa bulls..at 6:30 thats one of the funnyest skits on S.N.L. back in the day..

[023bandito]

haha he went absolutly crazy during the black clouds sessions

[googhlehmaster]

at 5:38 he's doing that hands in the air thing I heard from the ''canadian rap'' can someone tell me something about this please because i love that shit is there live footage of this or something? :D please i need help :D

[googhlehmaster]

please can someone tell me what he is saying in the beginning i don't get the situation :D

[MrDeylen07]

hahahahaha damn I love Mike Portnoy >.<

[FahadOrfali1993]

that's what she said LMFAO

[MyEggIsBoiled]

You know as much as I'm going to miss him, I am very excited to see what comes of the project with the new line-up. I think it could go very well, fairly unchanged, or very poorly.. so pretty much how it was before. I mean, this is a great opportunity for them. I'll forever miss him and support him, but let's be excited for the future guys!

[Skoshtwo]

This guy doesn't really have "outtakes", he's just having fun...

[seriously777]

They may find a musical replacement for MP, but they'll never replace his personality. What a funny ass dude!!!!!!

[xicoraul]

That's the big question...why he have to leave?... Portnoy is Dream Theater! \m/

[hatecrowcob]

very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyy looool

[Steroidpoodle]

2:25 - Why i hate this asshole. Too bad he cant realize he will NEVER be as good as Mitchell.

[uby54ty06]

Hallelujah! Mothahfucker.

[Gamidronn]

The Bull, Tha Bull, Da bullz! lawl :P

[TFIFH]

Where can I find the making of BC&SL?

[furious50ster]

what a fucking pratt

[furious50ster]

no it didnt hit you in the balls you fucking pratt

[chrisbDTM]

i wish we couldve seen all this without the cuts

[tearsofphoenix8]

why did he leave?? :(

[BarbarosDerby132]

That was pretty lame.

[MitchellBeazley]

0:11 XD wow i remember that back from the Systematic Chaos album XD

[Juandisimo]

opeth shirt at 1:44!!!!!!!!

[TSS1994]

To Prove that hes a great drummer, Even his "AHH!" at the start was in time to his drumming...

[JCustomZ]

osama and portonoy. ho ho ho. good to go. eat my icy balls.

[FahadOrfali1993]

@JCustomZ it's eat my ass and balls 

[Khazanah]

He's the true psycho!. love him. :)

[isk8withemerica]

"We are going to be embraced by the MINIONS"

[Jex2112]

"The bad news is..... This is the last you're gunna see me playing" - I don't think Mike even knew how right he was when he said that :s ... kinda sucky, but we move on

[mostafoblack]

Start drinking water xD

[readme60]

Haha! "It's hard playing this stuff in 4."

[c0d3x001]

i was just doing some stick tricks while watching this and the stick came back and hit me right in the b---s ...dammit that hurts

[drummaboi375]

haha, at 3:37, he's done with the shattered fortress...15 seconds later, hes goin for champange, lol. smooth one, mike.

[CheetahBoi95]

HEY ! I'm watching this TODAY and it's NOVEMBER 26 but 2010 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[job4cowboy94]

4:55 HOLY FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING FUCK MOTER FUCKER!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING JASON BITTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING FUCK MOTER FUCKER WITH BALLS!!!!!!!!

[metaldrummer47]

jason fucking bittner special apperance. Lol

[job4cowboy94]

Oh Mike, what a character haha

[HyPreA]

He sounds just like Tourettes Guy when he hits his nuts with the drum stick ^^

[Adamkooooooo]

4:41 you look like usama bin ladin :D :D :D :D

[DT2BLZ]

Lol

[DT2BLZ]

7:08

"this is the last time you are going to see me in this session...." - Mike portnoy

You forgot to say: "and this is the last album too" :S

[biloxi1314]

dammit whyd he have to leave..

[danielnahuelpi]

6:00 Canadian rap!!!

[passion4drums]

it's da bears!!!

[Malagax]

PLEASE ANYONE CANT TELL WHERE TO DOWNLOAD BLACK CLOUDS AND SILVER DRUMMING?

[Insectamongus]

@Malagax buy it:p

[Malagax]

@Insectamongus if u can tell me where to buy it IN BRAZIL, i'll buy it with pleasure...

[98bassdave]

4:10 is the coolest thing ever

[poryon2]

holy shit i thought i was the only one who hit their balls while drumming

[TheAAXplosion]

i like this lol

[xXxIFORSAKENxXx]

Not only is he amazing at drums he's actually pretty funny too.