Hank in FAMY

[kentclarkocoumiroku2]

"in sports and also in real life" so, are sports imaginary, then??

[kentclarkocoumiroku2]

anyone else curious why Hank's voice and Mickey Mouse's boice seem to be the same??

[zizema16]

someone should start a burgeoning marxist revolution in Benin so that another of John's made up things (i.e. the stuff that Q, Lacey, and Ben got at the bp, black santas etc.) will become real.

[marissagrace23]

So...there's a "Finding Bigfoot" ad next to my video and I think that this is only a sign that John should put The Yeti in a video. If Animal Planet is finding Bigfoot, I'm sure Nerdfighteria can find The Yeti.

[KayEeEss]

Omigoodness! With CC on: "Yesterday today will be over twenty second is the day that will bring bombing"

Also, "nerdfighteria" becomes "their criteria."

C'monnn google!

[LamanKnight]

@KayEeEss I think I want to write out the entire dialogue as interpreted by Google.

1:33 "Cheerio relief kaha bowl!" ^_^

[KayEeEss]

@LamanKnight Do it! We could get enough people together to transcribe every vlogbrothers video as interpreted by closed captioning.

[thehelmofdarkness]

The inability to beard!

[zizema16]

infamous: infamy

famous: fame

[CluckinAmazingRetro]

I'm watching this on Pearl Harbor Day, one of those dates that lives I infamy. I don't know how I feel about this.

[marquoth]

Your comment about not thinking breaking the rules is actually breaking the rules until you get caught reminded me of a little adage I like - "integrity is doing the right thing when nobody is watching"

[CodyAndJemima]

I like how nerdfighteria is not real life

[UnicornsAreVeryReal]

@CodyAndJemima

What is this nonsense you speak?!?

[ariearenonagela]

@CodyAndJemima Nerdfighteria is the collaboration of many people who have one major similarity, they are nerds. And these nerds work to decrease what we like to call "world suck". I'm taking a guess you do not know this, but there has been thousands of dollars given to various charities thanks to these guys. So, in fact, Nerfighteria is very real, and has changed lives. DFTBA :)

[davorunner]

I think we should kiill two birds with one stone and make the punishment a positive pranking thing of some sort!

[DominiqueGould]

That part that refuses to beard? THAT'S HANK'S FAVORITE PART OF JOHN GREEN.

[SeahorseyPrincess]

Ohhh the headless giant squid of anger....ohhh the LOLZ! <3

[imdoingok]

Omg, that voice that John mocked Hank in!

[93tomb]

Have hank build a time machine. Then you can use it to go back from now to 2009 and have hank build a time machine.

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Screw the rules, I'm Hank Green!

[clem8220]

"There's a fundamental inability to beard over in this area" - 2:50

That's because it's Hank's favorite part, and he needs to be able to see it!

[Ashleystalworth]

I love how he doesn't consider Nerdfighteria real life.

[TheNextSimonC]

Aww dang it. I was really interested in Benin.

[bakerclara22]

john almost turned into a giant squid of anger, there...

[soularrows]

I think we should make him wear a pony suit and go around town called people villies and gentlecolts.....

[ReKrisB]

So, John, wanna explain why your imitation of Hank sounds like Mickey Mouse? X3

[jhark515]

I'm thankful for funny stuff

[HoshikoTiggy]

b-b-b-b-BEARD

[mynameisvanille]

I'm French. You're 100% right : we're cheaters :D

[jellyfishes101]

is the little patch on john's chin that doesn't grow hair from when he waxed his chin?

[MarieCaulkins]

best movie..worth to watch it in webmovietube

[singlexfilexisxlove]

0:42 forevERRR

[bannanamouse]

poor ireland

[imagleeknerd94]

i love how you made Hank sound like Mickey mouse

[lilypad145]

I wonder if the lack of ability to beard on one side is related to the great chin waxing mishap of B2.0.  0_o

[bigfastrain]

"Fastrain Music"

Wreaks "FAMY" upon the Shelby Country Music Scene

(Your definition of "Famy" here and copyright note for the word- Okay??

[bigfastrain]

famy- appearing soon in "Webster's" or your "Funk & Wagnall's"-- (Sp. ?) I thought I may have coined this today but kudo's for beating me to the punch.. May I have your permission to use this?? (With proper credit naturally) I believe it should be a word.. the world need's more positives.. I'll send you my reference for approval.. looks like official copyright date was 11/22/2009. Permission request follows- running out of characters.. bigfastrain

[mythmanjay]

Hank should recite the entire International Fire Code (kinda like I'm doing ... eventually; but I'm doing it 'for fun,' and I can't do it all in four minutes) ... oh, did I not mention he has to do it within four minutes?

[DaftAnime]

im irish FUCK THAT MATCH PISSED ME OFF

[DaftAnime]

fame john .... the opposite of infamy is fame

[mythmanjay]

@DaftAnime ... tsh, yeah, just like the opposite of tame is intamy (see, infamy is "BAD fame.")

[DaftAnime]

@mythmanjay yes i know that !!!!

so its fame

it might not be the opposite

but its a day that lives in fame,are you saying famy is a word ?

cuz thats just stupid

[dragonguitar777]

why are John's videos always louder than Hank's? it kinda bugs me.

[oOKdLuvsOo]

November 22 is my birthday >:D

[xemily91]

i miss the into. ):

[cheryklemish95]

cool movie..check this at webmovietube

[SSdetectiveagency]

your impression of hank makes me giggle :)

[lolgirl607]

John's impression of Hank at 1:15 - 1:20 sounds remarkably like Mickey Mouse....

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Hank, John, I miss when these videos had musical intros. Next year?

[leonidaroofner27]

i want to see this movie!! going to check out in webmovietube

[Taco99100]

0:47... HE BLINKED!!!! WAHAHAHA @_@

[redheadspaz416]

NECKBEARD

[antixarchangel]

LOL hank is mickey mouse

[TheEvetscipELP]

That hand ball had my house so angry(being Irish, you'd expect it) it was the only thing in sports news here for a week!

[Brodie1238]

Your Hank voice sounds like Mickey Mouse xD

[misledsarah]

Hank voice sounds like Mickey Mouse

[fictionrules]

John , I like your Hank voice

[xoamrc]

I spy with my little eye: Prep

[SirTeeGeeEss]

63 people are French.

[Misszebie]

Shouldn't it be fammy dubble m.

[TheWarnerSister]

I stuck around even though I totally believed John would be talking about the "Marxist revolution in Benin".

Given that I'm a nerdfighter, that's probably a good sign. :D

[FuyuAkiWorld]

this was on my 10th birthday!

[flody19]

Am I the only person who finds it funny that when John lists the videos Hank makes, he rhymed it.

"Every single Wednesday you make a video,

Every other Wednesday it's a song,

Every other Tuesday you make a video,

They're never more than 4 minutes long."

[puertorrriquena]

@flody19 Thats awesome! Thanks for pointing that out I'm a bit tired and didn't catch it.. I've just recently become a Nerd Fighter so I wasn't sure why Hank and Johns were being punished but this is pretty hilarious

[DudeItsAndixD]

It makes me ridiculously happy to hear that you wanted Ireland to win :D

[uniforchrist]

are you trying to say at 1:43 that nerdfighteria ist real cause last time i check nerdfighteria is quite real

[TheWarnerSister]

@uniforchrist He's saying that Nerdfighteria is BETTER than real life! :D

[masterohumans]

I love the zefrank references you guys have. XD

[VioletSatellite]

I'M so glad you wanted Ireland To go To the world Cup!

[pienkunicorn]

@VioletSatellite Wow I didn't even know about the frech cheating to get in the world cup. That kinda makes their strike and refusal to practice and shamefull loss at the world cup much worse. :(

[VioletSatellite]

@pienkunicorn Yea It didt Get Much Press.... They Wouldn't even have a rematch due to the final decision is also made during the game therefore they couldnt not reverse the score... :(

[WootyWooty13]

hank sounds like mickey mouse?

[ThePirateNinjaGirl]

I love the way he turns beard into a verb :)

[russianfantastico]

Haha mickey mouse voice at 1:15.

[andrewdafoe]

.................he should have to go to new moon and sit through the entire movie....no wait..that might be to crule!

[15onflux555]

u should buy a banana suit for him and make him dance the PB&J while wearing a iley cirus wig :D 

[bellabellabellatrix]

PEEPS!!!!!! ;)

[thethetheshow]

OMG! One of Wheezy's clones ! :O

[CallerNumberNine]

I'm Irish, and greatly appreciate the scorning of Theirry's cheating ways which exists in this video.

[Tattas999]

PEOPLE!! The punishment was completed months ago, stop posting suggestions!

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

so let me just explain to you how I got to this video.

First, I was watching the latest POPs update from pineappleboyfilm, which linked me to an old wheezywaiter video called "Swan Song". There I saw a comment from vlogbrothers dating 5 months ago saying that you accidentally stole an idea from wheezywaiter. Curious, I went to your channel and scrolled to the videos that also dated 5 months ago. Finally, I found this video.

It's no wonder I never get homework done.

[DLCBJE]

@annatheHPtwerdfightr That's EXACTLY how I got to this video as well. Crazy.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

@DLCBJE for realsies? haha that is crazy

[chives123456]

I remember when I was still a N.I.T and he did the intro I was still interested. Hoo! Ha! Nerdfighters!

[LoverMetal23]

Make hank drink mashed potatoes and cranberrys. My brother did he puked his guts up.

[NotSoIrish]

I'm Irish, and I decided to get pissed at every french kid that I know

Bloody French

[rabbitwho]

Yay! Hurrah for standing up for Ireland! People in Ireland are still talking about this, that's why I had to emigrate, but I did it a year and half early.

[GeekiGothJussi]

BEARD!!! BEARD! omg. =]

[4ndiland]

the beard looks good.

[Roachie417]

i love how when you talk as Hank, your voice gets really high. lol

[pete275]

Argentina *won* the worldcup because of a hand goal. it was kinda funny

[MickShaftItsAPun]

On the behalf of all Irish nerdfighters I want to say Damn Right John Henry should be punished , ,Wax his chin.

[BoredChemist]

isn't the opposite of infamy fame... haha

[GroovieJones]

@BoredChemist Being infamous is when you're even more than famous, you're infamous. Like El Guapo in 3 Amigos

[ivana07bj]

likey the "random" moment

[AllegraLegsLoves]

Why have we not seen the video of this punishment yet? Is this going to be become like the Sex in the City punishment?

[sparklingraindrops16]

john's hank voice sounds like mickey mouse

[regularguy5mb]

zefrank joke, FTW!!!

When I become a regular vlogger next year, I was already planning on borrowing that joke myself.

;-)

[EternallyNothing27]

Are the new viewers gone yet?

XD

[picklepants0998]

lots of love =)

[eragon19]

Number 2!

[eragon19]

And peeps!

[briannafucker666]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! awesome. this video made my whole life better. just a little. i think this cookie has you beat for how much better things make my life, though...

[funtimegall]

i cant believe you said haza... my friend will never believe me that u said that!!!

[guitarfish83]

Wooooooo, my idea was used for Hanks punnishment!!

[jokesjakzy]

Make Hank write a song about how he loves Zombies

[veggiemuncher86]

have him make a video vlog in mime. i'd like to see it done

[AbnormalGuardian]

My aunt's favorite book is Looking For Alaska, she even quized me on it after making me read it a few summers ago to make sure I read it. I loved it btw. Anyways, is there any way that I could get a signed copy for her for Christmas? It would be like, the ultimate gift ever and I think she would be wicked excited.

[ColdJuly72]

Suggestion: Hank has to cover himself in peanut butter and walk around town for half an hour.

[GranFury440]

Hey John I know a way you could punish Hank!! Give him a columbian neck tie!! He'll be speechless!!! Then while he's trying to breathe in shock of his new neck tie you can run out with his guitar like he does only in some busy christmas shopper traffic!! Yaayy nerdfuckers!! Maybe you could tighten up that neck tie with some of his guitar string wire to do so attach some handles to each end of the wire get that son of a bitch tight.

[pinkducktape8]

this is disturbing

[spartantampere]

If your country depended on you handling the ball a little to reach the world cup (a competition I don't think Americans truly understand the importance of), would you really choose not to? It was the referee's fault for not catching it..

[spiraltoy]

Just finished "Looking for Alaska" in 2 days!

So good, thanks John.

[AnnaIsabella90]

what's up with the unicorn thing?? I don't understand.. please explain :D

[LookMax50]

go back and watch some of their old videos, a lot of the jokes are refrences to them, there should be 2 videos (one of john and one of hank) arguring over zombies and unicorns :)

[AnnaIsabella90]

thanks :)

[LikingThings]

John is becoming rather Jesusy in the beard department ...

Preparing for a chin-wax maybe?

[celldweller454]

both of you should have to be forced to read all four twilight books while listening to miley cyrus as a punishment

[TheCooliestPerson]

good one faggot

[pienkunicorn]

@celldweller454 John has already read the twilight books. He did a review. It would be strange if he hadn't read it. It's extremely popular teenage fictions atm. Which is kinda his job. Even if his work is no doubt far superiour, its good to see what other ppl in the field are doing. I liked twilight btw. Even if it is fluff. I need fluff from time to time..

Miley Cirus is a bit much.

So much twilight hating in nerdfighteria. Its rather funny :)

[SoapboxMomTV]

(posted by Soapbox Mom's son)

Hank should have to dress up as Gus (Gus is a Bug) and go Trick-or-Treating on some random day!!

[KonsharPaHuvet]

why do you give a crap about ireland's football team in the first place? :P

[crudman123]

Irish rule

[KonsharPaHuvet]

never said they didn't, just didn't see why the yank cared about ireland? and frankly i have no sympathy for ireland because sweden didn't make it to the wold cup either because of some asshat of a referee who took two goals away from us.

[wallstreetyoung]

John is way cooler than Hank

[falloftheoctopus]

you are so correct.

[katiexcoree]

I like the Mr. Bill voice at 1:15.

[dracoangelica]

Perhaps we should make Hank go shopping at Walmart and not allow him to bring his own bags? I am not quite sure how much of a granola nut he is...but I'm sure shopping at the evil empire of walmart and being unable to save the plastic would be something mean to do to him.

[dodgycupcake]

Actually, I didn't realize that John is also being punished. Since John's punishment is 'Gus Is A Bug'-related, maybe HE should do the musical then! Or better yet, a collaboration? John stars as Gus and Hank as his minstrel?

[lilbit1230]

haha that is totally awesome!!!! i love this idea!

[laxed72]

where is the dooblly-do

[froggkisses]

He *is* getting punished!! Didn't you watch the whole thing?

[filibusterfirework74]

sadly there is not much you can do

[cobaltmusic73]

Add up the number of peeps that have been eaten in past videos (quite a few), then have Hank eat that many peeps within a five day period.

[maxxramman]

1:25 - 140 = Not. Interesting.

LOL, just kidding, John. Everything you say is interesting.

[martinis9678]

Well *hehe* i think he should be forced to drink a galss of fat! and then rub some shilli in his eyes and make him scream in pain for 5 mins (dont let him wash the powder out for 5mins)

[flomchick13]

Okay, just a thought, but I would love it if one of you dressed like Edward Cullen and drank tomato juice (to represent blood, duhh!) in a video. Maybe that could be a punishment someday? :D We all love seeing Hank dress up in funny costumes and humiliate himself, so this is perfect! Or, you guys should repeat punishments from older videos, only in reverse. Like Hank should wax his chin or drink a happy meal and John should dress like Carrie Bradshaw and Johnroll us. xD Just an idea.

[usernamessuckfully]

john and hank should sing one hannah montana song each and wear her blond wig haha

[ZacharyDuhamel]

Make him watch 24 hours of soap operas!

Or make him eat alot of penut butter without milk... that works too.

[MarSuk]

Great example with the Thierry Henry hand ball, totally unacceptable in Football.

[liz768]

woah! you heard about the ireland v france match in the US. I didn't think it was this that big news

[drgnfrddd]

Hank should be required to speak in a British accent for a week. :D

[Xxelyssax007xX]

Make him eat one of those fantastic fat sandwiches you ate a while ago!

[missscarhead]

something including electric blue and red so dark its almost black  nail polish.

[treklemmer]

Please please please go for the single ladies reenactment!! With high heels and black tight sitting costumes! :D

[KarikoUniko]

Ea/drink blenderized Peeps.

[RosalitaPonylicious]

I'm still pulling for a "Single Ladies" re-shooting!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

[bmxak1]

Hanks punishment : shave his head

[robotbeans]

You should call him Hankie. REPEATEDLY.

HAHAHAAAAAAA. Yes.

Give this one a thumbs up 'cause I said so!

[lindorchocolate]

Go to New Moon dressed as Sailor Moon and and ask which theater the "Sailor Moon" is playing in.

[INSERTDOGHERE]

Brilliant! Lets do this, nerdfighters! THUMBS WAYYY UP!

[hicosha]

Hanks punishment: Hank should dress up like Edward Cullen and go on the streets singing about his love for unicorns

[dudeson818]

hank punishment: make him get braces. can't eat real food for a week or two.

[icewinter89]

your hank voice sounded much too much like mickey mouse

[sasukerox24]

hank punishment: in john's next book, there should be a character named hank who is forced to do something stupid. then his punishment will can be passed down and and enjoyed by all posterity. =]

[mrhooper501]

hanks punishment: having to write Edit and upload a song every day 4 the next three weeks.

[sweetcandyescape]

j0hn.

what.

happened.

t0.

y0ur.

face.

[Kisf0rKelly]

What.

happened.

to.

your.

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key.

[iceymoon]

almost 10/10 points for your reply, if only you had found a way to also point out the irony in the fact that your username also replaces "o" with an "0" :3

still deserving of a 'thumbs up' from me, though.

[ivanzane]

One word: Manscape.

[woodwanderer]

I love the created hank voice.. makes him sound like a three foot elf that sells cookies

[Scottium]

I thumbs-upped it, but Hank dressing up as a unicorn and choreographing a dance to the latest Hannah Montana hit is too good.

[AnnieBananieBlondie]

I agree with OctoberRazzerberry, (even though I can't find her comment anymore) but yes. John and Hank should have to switch places. :)

John should have to write a song about his beard, and Hank should have to write a short story and read it to us (500 words minimum) XD

[sephoragurl123]

I think for Hanks punishment he should have to sing something way out of his vocal range. Or cant repeat by The Offspring.

Punk rock nerd fighters FTW!

[DailyH2O]

i didn't listen to the video at all. i was busy trying to read the titles on all those books...

[joshkatz93]

why dont we put a pie in hanks face every 15 minutes for 3 years

[izzithegrim]

Make Hank dress up as a unicorn, and john can chase him round, shooting him with a water gun filled with gravy. :)

[kirbymoe]

John pwned: It's pronounced Ben-en

[criseen]

he he, this may be expinsive but i think john should promise to nerdfighteria that george cloony will be in the papertowns movie

[criseen]

if u have PC- windows movie maker, or windows dvd maker, if u have MAC- imoive or under the podcast thinggy in garage band

[criseen]

how about A Snuggie that says nerdfighters!

[izzithegrim]

Is that a punishment? It sure sounds like one.