Kids In the Hall - Cincinnati Kid

[MPSecare]

Cincinatti Seed haha

[jackjolli]

mckinney was on SNL shortly, i'd say he did make it big...on KITH. he's my favorite (by a very slim margin)

[TheReidman22]

i showed this to my cousin from Cincinnati, and he agreed with what the Toronto Kid said about Cincinnati

[imcrushingyourhead7]

0:49 you could c Bruce's cock! Looks like he got a bonr XD

[slacknhash]

That is possibly the stingiest drink on the house I've ever seen awarded. It's not even a half!

Presumably Kevin's character downgraded it owing to the former Toronto Kid's loss of status?

[briannalovesuu]

I live right on the cincinnati river, wouldnt go in it for anything haha. Gotta love the Nati though:)

[pezelbuda]

best sketch i have ever seen in my life... so smart... great work

[joeshab123]

This is the "best ever" KITH skit? Sheesh, glad I never bothered watching.

[dmuse1981]

@joeshab123 this isint the best of kith . /i grew up on this show, it was fucking awesom! Watch more than one vid before you judge something cock boy!

[jlmww]

Ah, Toronto...

New York City without the pervasive smell of urine.

[KuatoFilms]

"Cincinnati seed" haha

[MrStillmans]

I used to wear my blue jeans up high like Bruce. Oh, the memories...

[mymgftube]

great KITH skit. too bad the Vancouver kid doesn't share the same values as the Toronto kid... "we keep our cities clean, eh.."

[spazzing]

Doesn't anyone think of the child?! He's gonna beat up a newborn! D:

Love KITH!

[sheshdd]

Toronto rocks,i lived there for a while,cleanest city ever,nice bunch of people,great schools,beautiful parks,lakes all around it.!and the Toronto Kid would probably be a guy from Sri Lanka on an ESL class.

[YahtzeeNazi]

Toronto's not boring, but holy fuck do the Maple Leafs suck. That is all.

[EspherMercury]

rofl, great punchline.

[scaffairl]

this sketch is brilliance

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

"Well, aren't you kind of a long way from your sexist football coaches, your polluted Ohio River and your third-rate mass-transit system, Cincinnati Kid?"

Tell me about it, there's still sexism going on all over!

[LickinPirates]

Haha, I'm from Cincinnati.

Hilarious.

[Colddeed]

3 people don't like to keep their city clean.

[rxross]

Cincinnati: "Hey, at least we're not Detroit"

[pezelbuda]

i think 3 people are fron Cincinnati

[LetheSoda]

Bruce: Well, Toronto's boring!

Dave: Kill him!

[ngobleus]

@LetheSoda

You don't know boring until you've been to Tell City, Indiana. It's not even a city.

[ThePsychoReturns]

@ngobleus At least Tell City is next to a river. Prud'homme, Saskatchewan is built smack in the middle of the Canadian prairies. At least it has a hockey rink.

[catherinefan32]

this is supposed to be kinda like the 1965 film the cincinati kid

[NiceGuyKeath]

The Kids in the Hall must not think much of Americans.

[unfortunatebeam]

LOL "yeah I think I could take him..." XD

[Seanze329]

I love how he's gonna go beat his kid up yet he doesn't stop him. xD

[Timoth1983]

I love that old school Blue Jays hat. Thanks for Halladay Toronto.

[MethuselaJane]

I'm from Cincinnati and I love Kids in the Hall and I thought this was funny. Cincinnati doesn't suck. @ nattverssj3, i think ''we'' belongs to ALL Ohioans and I highly doubt that Cincinnati was put 'all off the the side down there' because we ''suck''. We are full of culture, great people and plenty of other things. I also doubt that we would say that we put you in central ohio to keep you ''up there and away from civilization because no one can be bothered by you.

[bartov]

Cincinnati is awesome and we all wear jeans with suspenders because belts are total squaresville daddio.

[twilightedwardbella9]

I'm a Toronto Kid. :D

[Fuzzypenguin36]

The 3 people who disliked this are obviously from Cincinnati. ;)



[RosettaStoned06]

Well Toronto's boring! xD what a half-assed comeback eh?

[whitehorse43]

I love how the Toronto Kid swallows his own spit. "We like to keep our city clean, eh?"

[Billinois78]

If you didn't know these guys were Canadian by now, then you would have no doubt after seeing this sketch. That roar of applause for the Toronto Kid.

[dougstandoff]

I love this sketch! The Cincinnati Kid is probably the most hard working guy in Cincinnati by a long shot.

[rehetbutler]

Cincinnati is AWESOME!!!

[Bristow42]

Third rate humour.

[rollingthunder36]

Who doesn't love cincinnati? 513!

[JustAKidInTheHall]

"Kill him! Kill him Toronto Kid!" I love Dave :)

[LizardKing2727]

cincy for life 513 SDK nigga don't step

[falstaffswims]

From central Ohio, but I'll admit: compared to Candians, the average American is a f-cking asshole. But I love our faint, faint culture clash--I wonder whether a non-North-American could even get it.

[PiEaN007]

i just think that it's out dated lol

[hafabee]

I think the new Toronto kid is probably gonna be too much for the poor Cincinnati kid.

[Cenamark2]

I'd rather live in Cincinnati than anywhere in Canada.

[mjanzen49]

@Cenamark2 good, i hope you stay there dick

[PoutinePete]

I never understood why Mark Mckinney (the Toronto Kid) never made it big after KITH. He's so fuckin funny!

[BlckSbthMan]

'We like to keep our cities clean, eh?'

[DarthKrattus]

This video has a 99.4% rating... nice

[jdspns]

i love the nati!!!

[CincinnatiMST3K]

Speaking AS a Cincinnati native, I know what Bruce could have done to better his persona as a Cincinnati Kid.

First off, He didn't mention Gold Star or Skyline Chili. He wasn't -really- wearing red, and he wasn't racist enough. (i'm not, but..well, Cincy is.)

He wouldn't have even made it to Canada in the first place though; it probably took longer than 10 minutes to get there.

[whitmanjaywhitman]

his accent is borderline ridiculous

[artwritesyou]

*hack* *Gulp* "We like to keep our city clean, A." XD

[liliath2379]

more like "eh?"

[artwritesyou]

I stand corrected, eh? :-P

[liliath2379]

Not a problem - most people outside of Canada don't really get why/how/when we use "eh." But you seem to have a natural grasp ;)

[artwritesyou]

That's because I have maple syrup running through my veins. . . I know that sounds gross, but try to just appreciate the metaphor. :-P

[zapproowsdower]

is this sketch based on The Oklahoma Kid, with James Cagney and Charleton Heston?

[jazzelineknox]

at 1:51, my mind was blown.

[Wolfendale69]

HAHAHHAHA GO TORONTO!

[pacman2326]

Bruce is fuckin funny.

[mosquitomansayspah]

fuck. i am so going to go looking for the toronto kid.

[CintiSlider]

The Toronto Kid could only think of three bad things to say about Cincinnati? Apparently he's never been here.

[zapproowsdower]

@CintiSlider i consider moving away from cincy one of the best decisions i ever made, lol. i agree, besides Skyline chili and Graeter's icecream, it's pretty shitty.

[CintiSlider]

@zapproowsdower

and 97X (WOXY), but even they moved to Austin at the end of last year. The newest bumper sticker around town is: "I LOVE CINCINNATI" so I countered that in the same font with: "I LOVE OTHERCITIES." Admittedly, I'm not very popular in most circles and I love it.

[DarthKrattus]

Fantastic ending.

[hungrymouths]

lol, cincinnati seed

[friskystapler]

I love dave's reaction at the very end

[yllom527]

effing briliiant

[MattverSSJ3]

I live in central Ohio and I can say that Cincinnati does, in fact, suck. If it didn't we wouldn't have put it where it is, all off to the side down there where no one can be bothered by it.

[erock8469]

Central Ohio what Columbus? You suck!!!

[ridetheatrain]

@MattverSSJ3 i live in cincinnati and i can tell you that central ohio sucks... basically everything but cincy and columbus sucks ass. fuck that farm small town shit!

[MattverSSJ3]

@ridetheatrain Yeah dawg, C-Bus fo' lyfe!1!

[bidadidit1]

@MattverSSJ3 man fuck you bet you wont come here and say that shit..its been a year since you posted it and only eighteen ups hahaha you probably uped yourself ha fucking gay

[MattverSSJ3]

@bidadidit1 Just like I'm sure you won't come here and make your comments to my face. Let's face it, if you were actually angry (and had some degree of intelligence) you'd trace my IP address to my REAL address, confront me at my most vulnerable moment, and exact some kind of cowardly "revenge". However, this is not the case. You will return to being an anonymous jerk, and I will continue being right. Let us not waste further precious internet space with rhetoric and curse words. Good day.

[bidadidit1]

@MattverSSJ3 laugh out loud haha your super gay

[unfortunatebeam]

@bidadidit1 I'm supergay---even tho i'm straight

[Brentstah]

@MattverSSJ3 Cincinnati doesn't suck. Cleveland does.

[jacobfranciss]

@MattverSSJ3 youre the biggest faggot in the united states, congratulations! Im from central Ohio and it blows ass. Why do you think no one lives here.

[MattverSSJ3]

@jacobfranciss I disagree.

[Snelly918]

@MattverSSJ3 Hmm.....Cincinnati does not suck. central ohio sucks. ahahah Why do you think Cincinnati is where its at? We like being unique.

[Jzoutis]

@MattverSSJ3 you dousche Columbus sucks

[MattverSSJ3]

@Jzoutis Your sentence has failed. Please take five minutes to consult your Cincinnati-level education and try again.

[ESPSAlita]

513child, I live in Cincinnati too. Site of the very first race riot at the start of the 21st century. Racist, boring, everything closes down at 8 pm sharp, few places for gay/bi/lesbians to meet and talk where they don't feel threatened, and the school system is one of the worst in America. I could go on all day but why bother? Everyone already knows Cincinnati sucks. Sorry, but it's true.

[k286]

I love Cincinnati...home sweet home

[Jcolinsol]

Subjective preferences aren't truths.

[badbabybear1]

Great sketch. Love his hat.

[misterbizzones]

"there'll be no need for that"

best line reading ever.

[YahtzeeNazi]

Hitler must have been "the Braunau Am Inn kid."

[neslock]

"Cincinnati seed"

[bastlake]

this beats any "I Am Canadian!" commercial, any day

[tagtime]

I like Mark's last line, that ties into Dave's line about living together.

[coyote7272]

hahaha this stuff never gets old

[cecilrickets]

Wow, I never saw this one on the show. Thanks!

[IriquoisPliskin]

same here! i thought i'd seen everything.

[EatRune]

I love how the beginning appears to have nothing to do with the sketch, but then it comes back at the end.

[coyote7272]

hahaha this is comedy

[DogAmongMen]

He runs off to beat up a newborn. Classic

[sword66]

I'm from Cincinnati, and I have to say one thing.

Shouldn't the Cincinnati kid be black?

[k286]

Hes the Cincinnati Kid. Not the Over The Rhine Kid lol

[sword66]

ooh lol so true!

[513child]

hey now im white and in the rhine! haha lol. good one though

[k286]

Ha! Majority rules on this one lol

[513child]

LOL yea i stand out in the crowd haha. Hey at least Findlay Market is close LOL

[XieYali]

Well, you see there are no black Canadians and this show was made in Canada. ;P

[Fredggie]

there are plenty of black canadians

[XieYali]

I know that there are... ;__;

D:

[yellowcougar18]

Excellent.

[CincinnatiKid33]

represent

[capnallegra]

This is one of my favourite KITH sketches.

[zapproowsdower]

dammit, toronto IS better than cincinnati. cincinnati blows, the only parts that aren't mind numbing boring, are overrun by gangs and homeless people.

[513child]

Over the Rhine is the only neighborhood that is gang infested. And what is so boring about this city? There is so much to do there year around. Theres countless of outside festivals...including the USA's largest Oktoberfest. That has to count for something yes?

[whatswiky]

toronto rules!!!

[TwoGiantLeftFeet]

TORONTO'S BORING

[Baldmelon]

how can I give it 5 stars with rating disabled:-P thanks for posting it:-)