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  • Now if you could make Miley Cyruss, The Jersey shore cast and the kardashians or whatever the hell their last names are dissapear!!! Put it on pay per view. Slay per view.

  • taadaaaaaa!!!! :D i love this :)

  • lol Oh my this is sexy and funny Great. I worship YOU!!! :D

  • Hahahahahhahahahahahha brilliant!

  • Haahahahah xD

  • do that trick with my mom..lol

  • How did you do that???

  • OMG!!!! Gotta learn the trick!!!! xD

  • holy crap how do you do it

  • ooo is a big one thats wat she sed

  • All right. Now I got some free sweetening liquid for drinks (blood), a suiting decoration (the body of the dead girl) a toy/dinner (her vagina). Oh My,I shall be doing this magic trick more often. It makes Me feel so great...at least tilll the guys in blue uniforms come.

  • Try that with a Fattie. It will feel better!...and I just know what you want to ask I say yes with her. 8)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That just made my entire day!!!

  • I tried it. Was really horrible how good it worked :D

  • hot minion...I'd lick her asshole 

  • ahhhhhh *thumpsup* :D

  • This would have bEen god if h had evEn opened the bottle of JD

  • should've put some blood on the knife. it was cheesy as fuck.

  • :D

  • sick and retarded at the same time

  • click on 0:27 on the bar over and over its hilarious

  • so.... what is the cards for?

  • @wlchambers to play poker and talk with other guys who have...done that magic trick maybe.

  • pussy... i would have raped her eyesocket first and then pissed on her legs before i killed her and then sniffed some coke from her crack after i had made a bong out of her inside (pack of cards is for the crack:P) AND DRINK WHISKY WITH MY EYES!!! THAT'S METAL!!! or crazy.. whatever,.. that's like splitting needles :P

  • And what are you doing with the cards? :D

  • MetalGods Lemmy and Udo demand that u drink that bottle at once!!

  • Only on, minuscule problem...the lid was still on the Jack Daniels...aside from that WIN XD

  • I tried this with my mom. She drinekd all my Jack and killed me, damn it. Would you fuck her (up) please oouu great Master Of all that is Evil

  • @golvin26 well id fuck her but not fuck her up

  • HEY! THAT'S MY MOTHER!

  • stabbed yourself? it's fucking emo...no metal is in that... and cards of course is something you must have in a magic trick... but I herad demons more often use tarots? hell yeah...

  • OMG You're so fucking crazy!!  I knew that girl was gonna get it though! :D

  • now that made my day haha

  • BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude, you are awesome. That's all I have to say about that.

  • shes hott

  • @zerokiryu93 *was

  • This would be funnier with blood on the knife.

  • @painlovernadia be right over...

  • @heavymetalhappyhour got him? XD

  • Siiiicccccccckkkkkkk, the cards are for playing solitaire until the cops arrive..... Then he can show them his trick too =P I think I might try out this trick!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    That was sick.

  • You stupit dumb killer!!!

  • Funniest fucking shit in youtube for a long time. xD :D:D:D You rule. :)

  • This is not magic trick; its called weekend here in finland. :>

  • @Teismi ha,rather the normal shit going down,every single day theres those small boxes in papers "a husband killed her wife/another man with a knife/axe/gun in drunk"

    ~another finnish youtuber

  • The master is so awesome he didnt even spill any of her blood on the knife its self

  • Aww!!! That was sick and sick

  • That made me fucking laugh, why didn't you really drink some whiskey tho? :D

  • Sicc :P

  • just a request from a loyal aussie minion.......master could you please strap that mother fucker justin beiber/beaver whatever the fuck hes called to a rack and give the little pissant a haircut/headcut and then feed his remains to the german shepard thats having sex with my mother :)

  • HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!

  • awsome!!!!!!!

  • Massively disappointed by how he only faked glugging the Jack. :(

  • The crazy laughter is so awesome! XD

  • Awesome, dude! :D

  • brutal :D i love it...erm... can i try this :D

  • Prestodigitator of pain. I like it. XD

  • lmao

  • >.>

    My favourite Whiskey...

  • :''''''D HAHA "tadaa!"

  • i tried this trick, but drank the whole bottle and stabbed myself... IT WAS METAL!!!

  • no no no no no, when you stab yourself it's called emo.

  • xD... it's like a really bad "aristocrats" joke

  • HAHAHHA! xD Taadaa! =D

  • Lolz cheered me up a treat

  • oh my god that's amazing

    xD

  • GREAT MAN XD

  • hahahaha :D

  • Bwahahahaha =D that was awesome =D

  • hehehehehehehehehehehehe i didnt expect that but expect anything from

    THE MASTER OF METALLLLLLLL

  • ahaahaa this is so fucking great

  • epic magic awesome show, dudemaster. It's magic. I'll try this ay home.

  • hahahah!!! XD your best, Master

  • I like how the cap never comes off the bottle XD

  • thats the magic trick

  • omg that was so unexpected so fucking awsome : D

  • you are the best heavymetalhappyhour :)

  • i kinda saw that one cuming (hihihi) but that was funny

  • I want to know who your assistant is... I want to rape her....hard.......with a titanium spork...

  • omg..I hope you dont have kids!! ((IM TALKING TO MOSTLYHARMLESS6x7)) U might rape your own children..

    God i hateee people like you! you ruin the world!!!!

    anyways.

    funny and creepy vid wich i like =^

  • awesome

  • so funny

  • This guy is becoming addicting to watch. ROFL, "sharp"(in british accent)

  • :D okay thats funny

  • Ahahah)))

  • Knew that was comming... obviously that corpse didn't see much of anything after 33 seconds of the head being cut off. LOL!

  • what are the cards for...? xD

    (I think I'll get red numbers for that comment but I just had to ask xD)

  • @SonOfOdenAsator: No, you won't, we understand xD

  • lol your weird, but thats why you are the way you are! lol, sickest magic trick.

  • LMFAO

  • Lol

  • hahahahaha that was funny as hell

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h xD xD xD xD xD xD xD hahahahahahahahaha

    fucking great xD

  • Humorous.

  • dude, you're a freak, but your videos (especially this one) make me laugh my ass off. keep it up! \m/

  • lmfao :D!!

  • Die Schrift is geil!

    The script(?) is cool, man!Where did you got it?

  • DRUNKED MASSACRE

    I LOVE IT!!

  • The Crow much? haha

  • to rape your mum of course x]

  • y did he need the deck of cards

  • y not

  • you will think he will do something with the cards...

  • why did u need the cars lol

  • to make you think it will be a card trick...

  • jajajaja que buen truco jaja!!

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  • Taraaaaaaaaaaaaa!! me encanta este tío xDD

    Taraaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I love this guy xDDD

  • is that the chick who gets all the abortions later on?

  • lol,wats the deck for ????

  • To entertain yourself after doing the trick.

  • lol

  • Why was her to kill, it still oneself flew by her

  • That was amazing! She disapeared! :P

  • hehe, i'd rather expect him to kill himselfe... anyway, nice movie :)

  • violence is fashion and murder is art...

  • ooh its big =D

  • 666

  • OMG ROFL funny dude

  • lol gotta remember that trick next time im at a party

  • LOL

  • I can't stop laughing. this is the funniest vodeo ever XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XD

  • TADAAAAAAAA  XD

  • HAHAHA, awesome

  • I just lolled myself...

  • you are awsome :D

  • what is the deck for?? XDXD

  • hahahahaha

  • lol thats always so much fun

  • DEAR MASTER!!! what an incredible tric... you have to show us exacly how you did it

  • lol! the best is jack daniel's

  • :D LOL

  • ohhh nice trick

    she's really hot!

    you should lick her vagina and make a vid....

  • You're just Master of all masters!!!! xD + Jack Daniel's <3

  • tada xD

  • all hail the master of metal.

  • lol the cards aren't used for anything.

    looool

  • DAVID BLAIN WHO......

    Ahhhh our master slays again!!! But only the finest vaaaagggina Sorry broke in to song there.

    (WHISPERS) Hook me up with a dollar... ; P

  • great, love it,

    jade

  • I'm just out of jail (I tried it at home)

  • whats wuith the cards tho?

  • yeaaaah....want to do these trick too >:) xD

  • hmmm i wonder if clowns can do this at birthday partys!!!!

    master would YOU dress up as a clown?

  • Rofl, you can even do magic, you're great! She was a very fine assistant too... Oh well. xD

  • I wish I knew how to do that.

  • She was definetly a lovely assitant...

  • but whats with the cards ?

  • OH MY GOD ! I LOVE IT !!! :D

  • haha that was funny =D

  • lol

  • AHHAAHHAHAHA OWNAGE!

  • Fucking ilarious! Ahah! XD

  • WIE MAACHT EER DAS BLOSS...

    Very Good!

  • no way

    i cant believe im laughing :p

  • master of metal is so funny

  • fantastic! heavymetalhappyhour you are my master!!!!!

  • hillarious xD

  • awesome rape her after

  • You didn't even drink it, wtf, Master?

  • the joker's got nothing on you, master.

  • AARGH !

  • she wasn't a bleeder.

    thats a damn shame.

  • Ahahahahahhahahahaahahhaha!!!! you are great!

  • this is funny, this really reminds me of that guy that used to present the rock horror thing on TV with metal bands on, this is awsome,lol

  • I am proud to say I am your minion. You rock

  • Man that was Hilarious !! I love ya LoL

  • you kinda creep me out but your funny... i guess lol

  • that is not funnny

  • but your Mother's Vagina is Hilarious!

  • wats up with u and mothers vaginas?? is that all u can get?

  • Got yours, didn't I? What a Sloppy Bowl of Codguts...

  • leave my mum out of this and ill leave my dick out of ur mum

  • ohh i know it s

  • You know what else is not funny? Your mom pooping out a 23 pound midget, wearing a speedo. Her vagina was parted like the Red Sea.

  • I can see you have a similar kind of talent the master possesses, only the Master is awesome beyond belief