Now if you could make Miley Cyruss, The Jersey shore cast and the kardashians or whatever the hell their last names are dissapear!!! Put it on pay per view. Slay per view.
All right. Now I got some free sweetening liquid for drinks (blood), a suiting decoration (the body of the dead girl) a toy/dinner (her vagina). Oh My,I shall be doing this magic trick more often. It makes Me feel so great...at least tilll the guys in blue uniforms come.
pussy... i would have raped her eyesocket first and then pissed on her legs before i killed her and then sniffed some coke from her crack after i had made a bong out of her inside (pack of cards is for the crack:P) AND DRINK WHISKY WITH MY EYES!!! THAT'S METAL!!! or crazy.. whatever,.. that's like splitting needles :P
stabbed yourself? it's fucking emo...no metal is in that... and cards of course is something you must have in a magic trick... but I herad demons more often use tarots? hell yeah...
Siiiicccccccckkkkkkk, the cards are for playing solitaire until the cops arrive..... Then he can show them his trick too =P I think I might try out this trick!
@Teismi ha,rather the normal shit going down,every single day theres those small boxes in papers "a husband killed her wife/another man with a knife/axe/gun in drunk"
just a request from a loyal aussie minion.......master could you please strap that mother fucker justin beiber/beaver whatever the fuck hes called to a rack and give the little pissant a haircut/headcut and then feed his remains to the german shepard thats having sex with my mother :)
Now if you could make Miley Cyruss, The Jersey shore cast and the kardashians or whatever the hell their last names are dissapear!!! Put it on pay per view. Slay per view.
Shriekspear 3 weeks ago
taadaaaaaa!!!! :D i love this :)
literyodadoz 3 months ago 2
lol Oh my this is sexy and funny Great. I worship YOU!!! :D
Lycana3 5 months ago 4
Hahahahahhahahahahahha brilliant!
DirtyMalczDrumm 6 months ago
Haahahahah xD
BrolySuperSaiyen 6 months ago
do that trick with my mom..lol
erydiam 7 months ago
How did you do that???
juanarkantos 7 months ago
OMG!!!! Gotta learn the trick!!!! xD
gullibuddi5 8 months ago
holy crap how do you do it
sharksthatdrown 8 months ago
ooo is a big one thats wat she sed
xxmetallicabunnyxx 9 months ago
All right. Now I got some free sweetening liquid for drinks (blood), a suiting decoration (the body of the dead girl) a toy/dinner (her vagina). Oh My,I shall be doing this magic trick more often. It makes Me feel so great...at least tilll the guys in blue uniforms come.
freris6991 9 months ago
Try that with a Fattie. It will feel better!...and I just know what you want to ask I say yes with her. 8)
freris6991 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That just made my entire day!!!
GutStringer 10 months ago
I tried it. Was really horrible how good it worked :D
Jeriif 10 months ago
hot minion...I'd lick her asshole
Aegianlulz 10 months ago
ahhhhhh *thumpsup* :D
mdLeshrac 10 months ago
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This would have been god if h had even opened the bottle of JD
DannyDarrko 11 months ago
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This would have bEen god if h had evEn opened the bottle of JD
DannyDarrko 11 months ago
This would have bEen god if h had evEn opened the bottle of JD
DannyDarrko 11 months ago
should've put some blood on the knife. it was cheesy as fuck.
guitargodthor 11 months ago
:D
arikonait 1 year ago
sick and retarded at the same time
oti87 1 year ago
click on 0:27 on the bar over and over its hilarious
opensinner777666 1 year ago
so.... what is the cards for?
wlchambers 1 year ago
@wlchambers to play poker and talk with other guys who have...done that magic trick maybe.
freris6991 9 months ago
pussy... i would have raped her eyesocket first and then pissed on her legs before i killed her and then sniffed some coke from her crack after i had made a bong out of her inside (pack of cards is for the crack:P) AND DRINK WHISKY WITH MY EYES!!! THAT'S METAL!!! or crazy.. whatever,.. that's like splitting needles :P
jasper2252 1 year ago
And what are you doing with the cards? :D
momord1 1 year ago
MetalGods Lemmy and Udo demand that u drink that bottle at once!!
manologios 1 year ago 2
Only on, minuscule problem...the lid was still on the Jack Daniels...aside from that WIN XD
Angus917 1 year ago
I tried this with my mom. She drinekd all my Jack and killed me, damn it. Would you fuck her (up) please oouu great Master Of all that is Evil
golvin26 1 year ago
@golvin26 well id fuck her but not fuck her up
TheShadowLugiaXD001 1 year ago
HEY! THAT'S MY MOTHER!
Ballseye666 1 year ago
stabbed yourself? it's fucking emo...no metal is in that... and cards of course is something you must have in a magic trick... but I herad demons more often use tarots? hell yeah...
Rotceev 1 year ago
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L-O-L
chelseasmile696 1 year ago
OMG You're so fucking crazy!! I knew that girl was gonna get it though! :D
Rokira 1 year ago 3
now that made my day haha
skull4wings 1 year ago
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Dude, you are awesome. That's all I have to say about that.
rescuer86 1 year ago 4
shes hott
zerokiryu93 1 year ago
@zerokiryu93 *was
Amnesiam 1 year ago
This would be funnier with blood on the knife.
painlovernadia 1 year ago 28
@painlovernadia be right over...
heavymetalhappyhour 1 year ago 106
@heavymetalhappyhour got him? XD
Phenomenom666 1 year ago
Siiiicccccccckkkkkkk, the cards are for playing solitaire until the cops arrive..... Then he can show them his trick too =P I think I might try out this trick!
inthestrangestmanner 1 year ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That was sick.
fatcatbuzz 1 year ago
You stupit dumb killer!!!
Brenb17 1 year ago
Funniest fucking shit in youtube for a long time. xD :D:D:D You rule. :)
MetalliFriikki 1 year ago 2
This is not magic trick; its called weekend here in finland. :>
Teismi 1 year ago 5
@Teismi ha,rather the normal shit going down,every single day theres those small boxes in papers "a husband killed her wife/another man with a knife/axe/gun in drunk"
~another finnish youtuber
DarkKraMer 1 year ago
The master is so awesome he didnt even spill any of her blood on the knife its self
Nuxana12 1 year ago 5
Aww!!! That was sick and sick
Dulisk 1 year ago 3
That made me fucking laugh, why didn't you really drink some whiskey tho? :D
LifeOnDaProwl 1 year ago
Sicc :P
JoshieTripp 1 year ago
just a request from a loyal aussie minion.......master could you please strap that mother fucker justin beiber/beaver whatever the fuck hes called to a rack and give the little pissant a haircut/headcut and then feed his remains to the german shepard thats having sex with my mother :)
kendoka666 1 year ago 7
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!
babbybat 1 year ago
awsome!!!!!!!
tommytregenza 1 year ago
Massively disappointed by how he only faked glugging the Jack. :(
Sarkins 1 year ago
The crazy laughter is so awesome! XD
v1rtualguy 1 year ago 3
Awesome, dude! :D
PureFillan 1 year ago 3
brutal :D i love it...erm... can i try this :D
CoBaddict666 1 year ago 5
Prestodigitator of pain. I like it. XD
Schadenfreude17 2 years ago 5
lmao
TheGuykilla 2 years ago
>.>
My favourite Whiskey...
Tezeush1337 2 years ago
:''''''D HAHA "tadaa!"
akimof 2 years ago 2
i tried this trick, but drank the whole bottle and stabbed myself... IT WAS METAL!!!
ConenTyrson1 2 years ago 149
no no no no no, when you stab yourself it's called emo.
Fan666Maiden 1 year ago 2
xD... it's like a really bad "aristocrats" joke
forerunner06 2 years ago
HAHAHHA! xD Taadaa! =D
BrolySuperSaiyen 2 years ago 3
Lolz cheered me up a treat
DARTHMOBIUS 2 years ago
oh my god that's amazing
xD
TheArsenicAngel 2 years ago 5
GREAT MAN XD
Arxanion 2 years ago 3
hahahaha :D
Kolczuga666 2 years ago
Bwahahahaha =D that was awesome =D
Darkcula666 2 years ago
hehehehehehehehehehehehe i didnt expect that but expect anything from
THE MASTER OF METALLLLLLLL
johntravolta999 2 years ago 3
ahaahaa this is so fucking great
araknoth 2 years ago 4
epic magic awesome show, dudemaster. It's magic. I'll try this ay home.
edgeofthorns 2 years ago 4
hahahah!!! XD your best, Master
Kiss1lover1 2 years ago 5
I like how the cap never comes off the bottle XD
XRazielXReaverXBlade 2 years ago 3
thats the magic trick
lf2008 2 years ago
omg that was so unexpected so fucking awsome : D
araknoth 2 years ago 3
you are the best heavymetalhappyhour :)
badoggiedog2 2 years ago 4
i kinda saw that one cuming (hihihi) but that was funny
worldsmostfunrocker 2 years ago
I want to know who your assistant is... I want to rape her....hard.......with a titanium spork...
mostlyharmless6x7 2 years ago
omg..I hope you dont have kids!! ((IM TALKING TO MOSTLYHARMLESS6x7)) U might rape your own children..
God i hateee people like you! you ruin the world!!!!
anyways.
funny and creepy vid wich i like =^
MaterialgirlxxoQ 2 years ago
awesome
theashleyfreak 2 years ago
so funny
theskateboarding 2 years ago
This guy is becoming addicting to watch. ROFL, "sharp"(in british accent)
WinThisBitch 2 years ago 3
:D okay thats funny
SomDPunki 2 years ago
Ahahah)))
666Sonne666 2 years ago
Knew that was comming... obviously that corpse didn't see much of anything after 33 seconds of the head being cut off. LOL!
MusicIsLife2112 2 years ago
what are the cards for...? xD
(I think I'll get red numbers for that comment but I just had to ask xD)
SonOfOdenAsator 2 years ago 43
@SonOfOdenAsator: No, you won't, we understand xD
khundar 1 year ago
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EPIC FAIL :D
ZaklanoCheljade 2 years ago
lol your weird, but thats why you are the way you are! lol, sickest magic trick.
KnowItAllJava 2 years ago 4
LMFAO
ChronickProductions 2 years ago
Lol
Argosism 2 years ago
hahahahaha that was funny as hell
kmx09 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah xD xD xD xD xD xD xD hahahahahahahahaha
fucking great xD
Boobfrog 2 years ago
Humorous.
Rexonius 2 years ago
dude, you're a freak, but your videos (especially this one) make me laugh my ass off. keep it up! \m/
t1dbits 2 years ago 3
lmfao :D!!
MetalShowdown 2 years ago
Die Schrift is geil!
The script(?) is cool, man!Where did you got it?
HannesFan 2 years ago
DRUNKED MASSACRE
I LOVE IT!!
IAmSpellAbsorb 2 years ago 2
The Crow much? haha
Sonordrums778 2 years ago
to rape your mum of course x]
Folkwang777 2 years ago 2
y did he need the deck of cards
itssullyman1 2 years ago
y not
kindan00 2 years ago
you will think he will do something with the cards...
IAmSpellAbsorb 2 years ago
why did u need the cars lol
tedotedomep908 2 years ago
to make you think it will be a card trick...
IAmSpellAbsorb 2 years ago
jajajaja que buen truco jaja!!
qqqwqeqrqtqy 2 years ago
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0:17 That's what she said.
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metalhasmyballs2 2 years ago
Taraaaaaaaaaaaaa!! me encanta este tío xDD
Taraaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I love this guy xDDD
ObscureLuM 2 years ago
is that the chick who gets all the abortions later on?
filthfuck 2 years ago
lol,wats the deck for ????
sarsras 2 years ago
To entertain yourself after doing the trick.
LocoEvilDabdoub 2 years ago
lol
mamaiupo 2 years ago
Why was her to kill, it still oneself flew by her
84anubis 2 years ago
That was amazing! She disapeared! :P
Krofetzir 2 years ago 2
hehe, i'd rather expect him to kill himselfe... anyway, nice movie :)
szymongruszczynski 2 years ago
violence is fashion and murder is art...
tilldeathunitesus 2 years ago 4
ooh its big =D
VendettaKissXx 2 years ago 4
666
sokcs13 2 years ago 2
OMG ROFL funny dude
VendettaKissXx 2 years ago 2
lol gotta remember that trick next time im at a party
superdrunk82 2 years ago 2
LOL
tilldeathunitesus 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing. this is the funniest vodeo ever XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
molyrock 2 years ago 3
TADAAAAAAAA XD
Lifotistens 2 years ago
HAHAHA, awesome
anarchyscoming 2 years ago
I just lolled myself...
espenn 2 years ago
you are awsome :D
xXSpellBound 2 years ago 2
what is the deck for?? XDXD
slazinger 2 years ago
hahahahaha
powermass260 2 years ago
lol thats always so much fun
xXJuggaloWolfXx 2 years ago
DEAR MASTER!!! what an incredible tric... you have to show us exacly how you did it
Sal0pe69 2 years ago
lol! the best is jack daniel's
azerty800 2 years ago
:D LOL
HenkkaPotku 2 years ago
ohhh nice trick
she's really hot!
you should lick her vagina and make a vid....
beelzebub686 2 years ago 5
You're just Master of all masters!!!! xD + Jack Daniel's <3
BlackMetalBlashemy 2 years ago 2
tada xD
PivotFreakHandura 2 years ago
all hail the master of metal.
filthfuck 2 years ago 3
lol the cards aren't used for anything.
looool
bloodymetalcore 2 years ago
DAVID BLAIN WHO......
Ahhhh our master slays again!!! But only the finest vaaaagggina Sorry broke in to song there.
(WHISPERS) Hook me up with a dollar... ; P
jburke1987 2 years ago
great, love it,
jade
jadeamazon 2 years ago 2
I'm just out of jail (I tried it at home)
RaoulSarfaty 2 years ago 2
whats wuith the cards tho?
opensinner777666 2 years ago
yeaaaah....want to do these trick too >:) xD
StFrancisFolly 2 years ago
hmmm i wonder if clowns can do this at birthday partys!!!!
master would YOU dress up as a clown?
assphinktersaiswhat 2 years ago 5
Rofl, you can even do magic, you're great! She was a very fine assistant too... Oh well. xD
Br00talman 2 years ago 3
I wish I knew how to do that.
jesticore 2 years ago
She was definetly a lovely assitant...
1984AnTz2008 3 years ago 3
but whats with the cards ?
CrazyChiqken 3 years ago 4
OH MY GOD ! I LOVE IT !!! :D
CrazyChiqken 3 years ago
haha that was funny =D
cioud91 3 years ago 2
lol
zombielord64 3 years ago
AHHAAHHAHAHA OWNAGE!
Neonamlol 3 years ago 2
Fucking ilarious! Ahah! XD
Frakers354 3 years ago 2
WIE MAACHT EER DAS BLOSS...
Very Good!
oliverblaser 3 years ago
no way
i cant believe im laughing :p
mozenrathlover 3 years ago 5
master of metal is so funny
DrStein39 3 years ago 3
fantastic! heavymetalhappyhour you are my master!!!!!
laviadelguerriero 3 years ago 2
hillarious xD
dtk1994 3 years ago
awesome rape her after
hotdakota300 3 years ago
You didn't even drink it, wtf, Master?
serialpath33 3 years ago 2
the joker's got nothing on you, master.
sarahewright9 3 years ago 3
AARGH !
humppppa 3 years ago
she wasn't a bleeder.
thats a damn shame.
Ghost8atGhost8sWorld 3 years ago 2
Ahahahahahhahahahaahahhaha!!!! you are great!
ca89ss 3 years ago 2
this is funny, this really reminds me of that guy that used to present the rock horror thing on TV with metal bands on, this is awsome,lol
Pauluk33 3 years ago 4
I am proud to say I am your minion. You rock
gothlover4u 3 years ago 4
Man that was Hilarious !! I love ya LoL
Lilchaosgirl 3 years ago 2
you kinda creep me out but your funny... i guess lol
Dee2468 3 years ago 3
that is not funnny
wowgabzwow 3 years ago
but your Mother's Vagina is Hilarious!
heavymetalhappyhour 3 years ago
wats up with u and mothers vaginas?? is that all u can get?
Lukeyboi14 3 years ago
Got yours, didn't I? What a Sloppy Bowl of Codguts...
heavymetalhappyhour 3 years ago
leave my mum out of this and ill leave my dick out of ur mum
Lukeyboi14 3 years ago
ohh i know it s
damod70 3 years ago
You know what else is not funny? Your mom pooping out a 23 pound midget, wearing a speedo. Her vagina was parted like the Red Sea.
MyPersonalVendetta 3 years ago 2
I can see you have a similar kind of talent the master possesses, only the Master is awesome beyond belief
Mizelei1991 3 years ago 3