Is this a Carrot?

[jeffersonvlog]

This is probably the most funny of the microlols. Good job.

[SmileyIfSinging]

It is, in fact, a carrot.  Joe is merely mistaken.

[SeriouslyIndifferent]

I think I must have replayed this about 20 times and laughed at each...probably says more about me than anything else but HAAAAAAAAAAA so funny.

[CarylCake]

That made me macrolol, and I have no idea why.

[WillsOdyssey]

@teriinabox Indeed! Though it would be quite difficult to make a carrot cake out of anything other than an actual carrot.

[BenJebusWard]

100th

[luin3]

YEY FIRST DISLIKE

[luin3]

U SUCK ASS

[ElsaWrigley]

This is probably my favourite so far ^^

[holyhippogriff]

I'm just going to sit here and watch this over and over and over and over

[gibbsisawesome]

Haha! I love this so much! :)

[whitefluffyhat]

I really hope yours and Joe's conversations are actually like these videos.

[WillsOdyssey]

@whitefluffyhat Mine and Joe's conversations aren't like these videos: they are these videos. I make documentaries, but everyone thinks it's comedy.

[Ainszy]

It's Clearly a Vlog Tetrahedron :L

[fulaabalaaba]

This is by far my favourite so far. I can't get your voice out my head.... in a good way. :D

[anniscalling]

the. best. microlol. ever.

[MrMasterMeenie]

By far, my favorite microlol, it was macro.

[everyangelcries]

because it is in fact a figment of your imagination

[WillsOdyssey]

@everyangelcries Carrotsception.

[Alakakatie]

You should always have carrots, carrots are good.

[ckXcore]

The Vlog Tetrahedron! I mean... That's not a carrot?!!

[ICOEPRproductions]

I did enjoy this video and all, but then I clicked on the link to "Carrot Song - National Carrot Day Anthem"....I'm now terrified

[ckXcore]

@ICOEPRproductions I had to go watch it! I'm at a loss...

[WillsOdyssey]

@ICOEPRproductions OH GOD!

[YesItsMeAgen]

will, is this a video? WHY NOT?! :L hehe

[Throrindor]

All things should be carrots, either innately, or at Will's command.

[littlemissperman00b]

ITS A VLOG TETRAHEDRON!!! gees, even i know that. :)

[PurityRayne]

Good question. Hmmm

[ZachariahMccully]

that my dear friend, is a vlog tetraheidren (sp?) either way, hold it a vlog confidently. : ]

however if your dead set on needing a carrot instead of talking to your loyal fans if there are not any in the crisper Im sure you can find them at the market/grocery store

[ZachariahMccully]

that my dear friend, is a vlog tetraheidren (sp?) either way, hold it a vlog confidently. : ]

[reianaisawesome]

<3

[MisplacedPirate]

Lol, I can't decide if you sound more frustrated with the object for not being a carrot, or with your friend for not making it one. Either way, this was fantastic! :)

[suchaflypropsmaster]

Flawless logic! :D

[ArabianPirate102]

Because its father discouraged its dream of becoming a carrot.

It was so hurt by this that its dreams were forever crushed.

[chibillama24]

that reaction from Joe seemed genuine. Have you been letting him in on the script or is he adlibbing?

[WillsOdyssey]

@chibillama24 Due to the way it's filmed, it would be impossible for Joe to ad lib this, so it's from a script. A very short script :)

[DavidWoodFX]

I know what it is, it's the Vlog Tetrahedron. It's fire-proof and allows one to vlog under the most harshest conditions. And yes I'm recalling that from memory. BAM!

[WillsOdyssey]

@DavidWoodFX Your memory is impressive to say the least- have a cookie.

[Bloodisspilt]

Will you have brightened my extreamly dark day thank you

P.S. i love you could you marry me please :)

[Viroquet]

Another homerun Mr.Dixon.

[Tennisers]

this should be going viral

[DavinSunrider]

That is one of life's great mysteries; why aren't some things other things? Like, why is my car old and shabby instead of new and awesome?

Oh. Because I'm broke, that's why. ;)

[toriiskindacrazy]

FAVORITE SO FAR 

[animeotaku]

And why isn't an orange called a carrot, and a carrot called an orange?

[roxlikepeter]

omg I love love love this one, favorited

[TheMindlessthought]

This is my favourite. :)

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

This reminds me of my favourite comeback whenever somebody asks a why question

"Why aren't you?"

[WillsOdyssey]

@OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH Haha, I love that! I also like the comeback whenever someone asks where something is:

"Where isn't it?"

[slylink690]

This begs the question, why are things called what they are...?

[sophiaathina]

AHAHHAH. Reminds me of that moment in Edward Abbey's Desert Solitaire when he's contemplating God with some cowboy guy and Abbey asks, "Do you believe in God?" "Who?" he says. "Who?" "Who." Then Abbey says, "You said it."

This is like that but better.

Actually, no. That doesn't really relate at all. Sorry. Sophia moment.

[duberduck]

In geometry we've recently been finding volume and surface area of three demential solids, and my teacher said "Ok. Find the volume of this pyramid with a triangular base, also called a tetrahedron" and in my head I went "JUST LIKE WILL'S VLOGGING TETRAHEDRON!"

[WillsOdyssey]

@duberduck I have entered the realm of the mathematics classroom. Next: the world.

[Whitebackground]

Excellent

[lookdownimthere]

Hahaha, I think this just became my favorite

[ThatDyslexicGuy]

Win

[MisterLoveFox]

OMG I love Joe so muuuuuuuuch he's amaaaaaazing!!!!!!

[sparklinganderson]

I think ...I love you?

[Horse131Rider]

i feel the only way to fully enjoy these is to watch them about 10 times in a row so everything sinks in

[LuLuDee123]

I'm allergic to carrots so i'm pretty glad thats a tetrahedron :)

[WikiRiffs]

Damn his flawless logic!

[redredru]

BEST ONE SO FAR.

[TheHappygoluckygirl]

lmao <3 it's ok Will, it's a carrot if you want it to be :)

[susieboo34]

actually considering that carrot really is just a word, and words are known to take multiple defintions based on different ideals, that could really be a carrot if you so chose to name it.

[DelusionalCupcake]

Sorry to go all nerdy, but it raises the question, it doesn't beg the question :)

[WillsOdyssey]

@DelusionalCupcake You are technically correct, though my misuse is so commonly done in these modern times that it is generally accepted as correct.

[DelusionalCupcake]

@WillsOdyssey I know... I just notice it all the time now since it's one of my dad's pet hates. :P

[emmfan09]

I feel the same way whenever I am consuming something notcarrots.

[lonesomemajor]

Ah, the vlog tetrahedron. So much drama has been caused by its continued non-carrot-ness.

[WillsOdyssey]

@lonesomemajor It just won't give in to its true carrotness!

[scratchingcat]

It can be a carrot, it you invent a new language and use the word carrot for that thing in your hand.

[RosalieMcCarty]

Carrot? You mean one of them orange things with the green tops?

Yerr.

[Aoskaiape]

then what was it I out in my salad yesterday???

brilliant as ever!!

[campbelltron]

these just keep getting better!

[Rainbowsfailing]

Hmmmm, if it's not a carrot what is it?

And more importantly, will we ever know?

[PsykoDay]

I've had a horrible day so far and this made it awesome.I love the microlols

[zombiexcorvette]

I laugh every time without fail. You're hilarious!

[EdgeOfTheInternet]

I think Joe's confused... That's definately a carrot... O.o

[hsgmlake]

BRILLIANT! Gotta be the first that I actually cracked up at, but I still found the previous ones hilarious.

[WillsOdyssey]

@hsgmlake It's my goal to eventually get all of my viewers to laugh out loud at at least one of these videos. I'll tick you off the list.

[hsgmlake]

@WillsOdyssey Awesome. :)

[Uqtoo]

Press 2 a bunch of times and u'll get french Will ... ze carrot ..

[BaconLowe1]

That's a fantastic amount of emotion you put into the last line. Do you by any chance do any acting in your spare time?

[WillsOdyssey]

@BaconLowe1 The only acting I do is for these videos, which is less 'acting' and more 'over-emphasising everything for possible comedic effect.' I've been told I could get into voice-acting though.

[fishingforbacon]

I think this might be the best, or was green tops, or posh guys, or wills beauty tips, or rambunctious, or ailurophobia, or hello tom, or ceramics, or Will Dixon: telling it like it us, or Being eccentric, or buisness 2, or Hypnophobia, or What is this?, or Coffee, or Hamlet Omlette, or quantum yawn, or Ideophobia? hmmmm i dunno they are are FRIGGIN AMAZING!!!

[WillsOdyssey]

@fishingforbacon It's good that you've narrowed them down into a shortlist- makes it so much easier to choose!

[mouldyteabag]

Wh- That's NOT a carrot? What the hell have I been eating all these years?!?!

[WillsOdyssey]

@mouldyteabag I'd be worried about your digestion if I were you...

[Uqtoo]

Brilliant ... That's all I can say .

[LouiseIsNotListening]

Indeed, why not?! Is my laptop a cauliflower? Dare thee question it.

[mouldyteabag]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, best one yet!

[BexSherwood1992]

You make me proud to own your tshirt x

[NebulaOrbit]

Wasn't that your vlogtetrahedron, a green/darkblue plustetrahedron videoformat? I know that cuz I'm observant and creepy. Sadly theres no award for that.

[WillsOdyssey]

@NebulaOrbit Surely there's always an award for being creepy? Especially when your creepiness yields correctness- that is in fact the vlogtetrahedron, have a point!

[zaq1320]

will, you do spoil us far too much.

[nenalyzed]

it's not a carrot? but surely it must be!

[Justtubed]

I am a carrot.

[MisterJDagger]

AWESOME! Hilarious.

[g2theIrishPianist]

(ps: is it weird that I've watched this thing, like, five times already?)

[g2theIrishPianist]

I find your frustration at that object's failure to be a carrot absolutely fantastic.

[fivelittlenerds]

AAH, TEH LULZ. I felt that deserved caps.

[ppaarroott]

... these are the questions that haunt me, as well.

[elorfinthendt]

Actually, you need to turn it upside down... This: ^ is a caret.

[andrineslife]

Uncreative comment time: Hahaha!

[behimberr13]

Microlol'd at you.

[WillsOdyssey]

@behimberr13 Glad to me Microlol'd at.

[rainbowumbrellaness]

BECAUSE CARROTS GOT SUCKED INTO THE CRACK IN SPACE AND TIME AND THEREFORE NEVER EXISTED.

[WillsOdyssey]

@rainbowumbrellaness OMGDOCTORWHO

[Overnumerousness]

1097546th!! Great video, love these.

[WillsOdyssey]

@Overnumerousness I got all excited thinking I genuinely had that many comments, but no...

[KaloAngelTV]

5th

[WillsOdyssey]

@KaloAngelTV Nice one.

[crubba]

LOL wasn't expecting that last line, but worked perfectly!

[WillsOdyssey]

@crubba Haha! In that case, I deem this video a success!

[jocelynallday]

I microlol'ed.

[WillsOdyssey]

@jocelynallday Then my work here is done.

[SladeA101]

omg! 2 views! this is the earliest i've ever watched a youtube video!

[WillsOdyssey]

@SladeA101 Yay! Nicely done!

[RockstarRaquel]

FUURSTT!

[WillsOdyssey]

@RockstarRaquel I wonder how you got first... ;)