Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Commercial 3

[KingOfKatamari]

France = Latin America.

[PjRads]

I got a bunch of money, too.

[YourVeryOwnNocturne]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH

[oklahomakidz]

But the pony's 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaw's! Lmao.

[TheMichael5212]

these are telling u to not drink it or it telling u to drink it sounds either way

[SwiftVIII]

make words your bitch! ahaha

[darkprecurser]

"Latin America = Europe" blah blah blah you God damn horse humping thunder cunt. Suck my spike!

[UltreaKiller]

Latin America = Europe

Fucking Amerifags.

[electricbayonet2]

@UltreaKiller ...someone needs to get his humor sensor recalibrated.

[wilcaswell]

'n'u'c'l'e'a'r'

[chonssdw]

stupid americans.... france is not part of latin america

[Emigdiosback]

@chonssdw this is from the future, where the smart stopped breeding, but the inbred rednecks reproduces in the litters. so yes, americans will end up as r-tards.

[electricbayonet2]

@chonssdw It is if you drink Brawndo. For the same reason that lionesses become A) cougars and B) native to Latin Francamerica.

[ZiozTovii]

"Actual Sport in Latin America!" as it points to Europe.. lol

[RelientKfanatic07]

When you drink Brawndo, Latin America is automatically moved into Europe. According to this video at least.

[1234567890282828a]

yo'u ca'n u'se pre'poste'rous am'ou'nts of ap'ost'rop'hes... PROPOSTROPHES!

[Bmack3426]

Which is an actual sport in Latin America

---> Europe

[wrightri]

Wow, what a mistake. He points to Spain when he says Latin America.

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

If you can't drink a car battery it only means YOU DIDN"T TRY HARD ENOUGH. You have to BLENDERIZE IT FIRST and then MICROWAVE IT and add your choice of vitamin supplement and a LEMON WEDGE!

[everithingbyeveryone]

I came here from phoenix wrong crazed attorney

[freakinacage28]

what movi is that frommmm!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jkrebs]

@freakinacage28 Idiocracy

[Cogbatallion1]

"WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN 16 LIVE COUGARS RUN WILD ON YOU????!!!!!" hahahahahahahahah

[chibi013]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH!

[Cactusman129]

Is it bad that this video gave me a boner?

[NinjaTaco2299]

@Cactusman129 me too dude

[freakinacage28]

@Cactusman129 no



[JaxenCupid]

EXCEPT THAT THE PONY IN 300 FEET TALL AND COVERED IN CHAINSAWS!

[Baron4827]

@JaxenCupid And to get on the pony you have to ride on an elavator WITH SIXTEEN LIVE COUGERS!!

Whitch is an actual sport in LATIN AMERICA!!!!!

[JaxenCupid]

@Baron4827 lol and it points to europe

[BloodFortAndromeda]

terrible

this is like a powerthirst ripoff

[DrayneO]

@BloodFortAndromeda except that it is an actual drink, it was made by the people who original made the power thirst commercial,s go to brawndo.com and order a case so you can stop wonder why you never crushed a human skull with your bare hands.

[IanLeary1]

Why do I have the feeling that my mother drinks this? I mean seriously.

[BigWhiteNinja77]

@IanLeary1 DUDE YOU totally set that up for a your mom joke

[iBlock8]

never bring an ice cream truck to a TASER FIGHT

[Baideuei]

:O looooooooooooooool I wanna!

[IITH3SPiANII]

...WHICH IS A GREAT WAY TO BECOME POPULAR, IF YOU WANT TO BECOME POPULAR WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT!

[andy4an]

This one is the best. I want to be popular!

[eXAKR]

Do you know what's more dangerous than riding a pony that's 300-foot tall and covered in chainsaws?

Riding a pony that had been banished to the Moon for a thousand years.

[wafflesandflesh]

104 people have what fags crave.

[Lwyte17]

@wafflesandflesh dicks?

[Lilmsprfct]

hahahahahahahahaha lol:)

[Yomamma1338]

Chuck Norris drinks urine and pisses out BRAWNDO

[sweetsundae11]

@Yomamma1338 WHICH DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

[andythedestro12]

@Yomamma1338 No Bear Grylls drinks his piss and pisses out piss. Brawndo is created by nukes-REAL NUKES

[btyler4606]

Powerthirst is way better.

[JabelsJunior]

Brawndo the thirst mutilator, IT'S LIKE FUCKING A MAN, WHICH IS ACTUALLY GAY UNLESS YOU SCREAM SLAYER ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN IN A THUNDER STORM

[DMG125]

101 people are not manly enough

[TheAetherspeak]

Dam they moved Latin America, that's going to really mess with me.



[AudioVisualMatter]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH!

[hicornp]

Brawndo = Powerthirst + Chuck Norris's approval. 

[Samiyr]

I want this now lol

[CharlieBBoy12345]

using your fists in romance, lol!

[Freefalldreams]

@CharlieBBoy12345 Yeah, that should make you popular with law enforcement.

[Zombie1Boy]

100 people drink powerthirst!

[jonesy0341]

If that pony is only 300 feet tall, then those are some very small buildings

[UltiMoX3]

i got it!!! The character in Minecraft drinks Brawndo!!! or else he would not be able to punch blocks out of tree trunks XD

[PepsiClan]

100 people couldn't make words their bitch, so they drank a car battery instead.

[ourrandomvidz]

100 people dont have chest hair to shave themselves with a lawnmower.

[ILIYYILI]

It would sound much better if the Oldspice guy was the one saying it...

[Davedude111]

Don't try this at home unless you live at a hospital!

[TTyuyTT]

can't watch this while drinking coco!

[racenuke]

NU'CLE'AR!

[MHLoto]

@racenuke You just made that word your bitch.

[what55ify]

...Why di I have the feeling my brother was involved in the making of this?

[teetertoter3]

@what55ify

HAHA

[WakataTube]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH

[THEJamgun]

LOL

[KnittyBird]

I was able to use my fists in romance, just like they said! She doesn't love me anymore...

[nicevideom8]

Has anyone noticed the last video response to this? Powerthirst anal blast... lol the hell??

[importracerdude]

SHIT GUYS! I JUST BOUGHT FIVE OF THESE BADASS BRAWNDO DRINKS! THEY FUCK MY BRAIN UP AND SHIT! BUT WHO CARES WHEN YOU CAN FIST YOUR FIST IN YOUR BUTT WHILE FISTING?! TOTALLY RADICAL DUDEEE!!!

[WCEangryging]

CHAINSAWS!!!!!

[alexmeanberg]

the first one wasn't funny

the second one wasn't funny

this one isn't funny

[1adolfH]

and OJ's socks seized on the poor you have to take a nap. ah transcribe audio you so crazy

[samsherbert]

@1adolfH new killer

[space6011]

Dont try this at home unless you LIVE IN A HOSPITAL!!!

[Abridgedstuffrools]

BRAWNDO combined with POWERTHIRST is CHUCK NORRIS ON CRACK

[NeoRoman1]

Wor'ds a're my BI'TCH! '

[spencegame]

BE'CAUSE YOU CANT' DRINK A CAR BAT'TERY!

[MonsterHunterOtaku]

@spencegame

Ch'alle'nge A'cce'pte'd'

[qxrunescapexp]

@teencomment no ur not lol

[teencomment]

...Am I the only person that kept going "What?!" at the end of this commercial?

[MrTWMR]

I actually own 6 cans of Brawndo :D

[JoshTheLostAuzzie]

Was the dude getting his chest mowed JonathanThurston?

[graeme582]

97 People got badly injured while Catevating (Going into an elevator with 16 live cougars).

[Burinnu]

Oh, thank God, this is by the Powerthirst guy. I'd be afraid if it wasn't.

[Badesandalen]

What do you mean, it's not AWESOME?! XD

[PurplePaperTowel]

Make words your bitch!

[bigcharleslee54]

Hahahaha the arrow at 0:27 is pointing to germany or france or some shit, not latin america :P

[ArkNinja59]

Nuc'ler, it just got one.

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

@ArkNinja59 *Nucl'r.

[DeathKnightDrone]

Make you use your fists in everyday tasks! Liek watching television!

[Toxicmanish]

Wait....thats a sport!!??  @0:24

[virgildog1950]

@Toxicmanish it says probably :P

[Nomis095]

if you drink brawndo, you will be able to have a pillow fight with pillowcases full of serynges and cobras

[AnimeAntic113]

LOL "Unless Its 300 ft Tall and got chainsaws all over its Back!"

[Mr17March]

WORDS ARE NOW MY BITCH!

[gasmondo]

Yay i had a huge chainsaw-pony.....the RSPCA took it away because i feed it Brawndo and drove it through a petting zoo.... :(

I want my MEGA PONY!

[lizarddude16]

"Never bring an ice cream truck to a taser fight" most random thing ever

[speedybastard2]

"Brawndo will make you use your fists at everyday tasks," Saxon Hale approved

[BKS999994]

why?!

[xShadowsaur]

I want the horse riding in the olympics

[RazrBlayde]

I like how when he said latin america, it was pointing at Europe, lol.

[Dalxien]

97 people are going to get disemboweled by a 300 foot pony covered in chainsaws.

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

You CAN drink a car battery IF YOU PUREE IT FIRST AND THEN ADD two shots of vodka MIXED WITH BRAWNDO. SHAKEN, STIRRED AND THEN PHYSICALLY ABUSED BY 9 LIONS IN A CIRCUS TENT. If you can't drink it then YOU AREN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH DOUCHE-FAG.

[CNFstudios]

BRAWNDO! its like shaving your chest with a lawn mower, which sounds dangerous but isn't as dangerous as riding a pony! which doesn't sound dangerous at all except the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chain saws!!!!

[TheSSgator15]

@CNFstudios and to get to the pony you need to take an ELEVATOR filled with LIVE COUGARS!

[prhd5]

Must...have...Brawndo!!!!

[gamegod255]

Which is an accual sport in Latin America... Points to Europe.. Lol gj on this

[DWSimmy]

Isn't this from idiocracy? God I loved that movie...

[jaradicle]

0:20 - Transcribed Audio - "and OJ's-socks seized on the poor you have to take a nap" WTF?

[aztec1337]

How do you download onto ipod

[ellz83]

drinking brawndo is like riding a pony, which probably doesnt sound dangerous except the pony is 300 feet tall and covered with chainsaws!

[mzq333]

hahaha an actual sport in latin america (arrow pointing to europe) hahahaha

[Geofftalks]

@mzq333 hahaha thats awesome

[Evi1M4chine]

Make words your bitch!

Will do! :D

[UltreaKiller]

97 retards don't know what A(wesome) rating is.

[jek21]

The word is "nuclear"

[DarkOne23456]

@jek21 Not if you're George Bush.

Or the Brawndo announcer.

[PikachuGunner]

@DarkOne23456 Or Peter Griffin.

[zoomerlawns]

@jek21 No dummy, it's pronounced "nucular". The S is silent.

[roundhouse45]

because you cant drink a car battery drink brawndo XD

[spanky1113]

Latin America = Europe. Everyone knows that.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

"Which is an actual sport in Latin America!" *points at france*

[UltreaKiller]

they say latin america and point europe, wtf!

[Teenlink]

I love how they say "Yet"

[lulukakassss]

does brawndo still exist?

i would love to get one bottle of it :D

[Aweman11]

Because you can't drink a car battery? We'll see about that!

*later*

Oh yeah you can't because it isn't a liquid. I guess I'll have a Brawndo then.

[lulukakassss]

0:17

:D WTF? xDDDDD

[batmous]

"It's like driving an ice cream truck full of ANGRY BEES!!!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Proxzimo]

TANTRUM!!!

[Swordofswordom]

Powerthirst v.s Brawndo with Chuck Norris as the referee... could anything be more epic?

[Super1337star]

Nu'clear.

[Roikoss]

Lol 'make words your bitch'

[nfheimos]

It ll make you better a English!

[majordbag2]

you can actually buy this stuff know, did you know that?

[Nicknacmania]

Which is an actual sport in latin america!!!! *points to france*

[herrinboy13]

lol its pointing to europe

[Toontown7000]

Thumbs up for a brawndo 4

[Veggis92]

300 feet tall and covered in CHAINSAWS!!

[worldwarwasweird]

0:15-0:22 That. Is. Epic.

[SonicEditingChannel]

tastes like gatorade lol I remember what he said

[jkloea]

nuc'lar :D

[k0b00m]

wtf c00l @

[bschmall95]

im popular with law enforcement

[USMCdrop]

un-origional... and your geography is a little messed up

[FerrilEwok]

@USMCdrop you know brawndo came before powerthirst right? watch idiocracy you'll get it

[binra77]

how long has latin america been in europe?

[kngofwrld]

That's not Latin America.

[NCSfan22]

@kngofwrld whoever made this obviously didnt do too well in geography

[truckguy3]

@NCSfan22 You do know thats the whole idea right?

[xiaping1]

i like powerthirst better...

[Revenge328]

Make words YOUR BITCH.

[MikeJohnZuniga]

By the time he got to the part about 16 LIVE COUGARS I was nearly peeing my pants.

[Redingold]

An ice cream truck full of vuvuzelas! Not bees!

[irishtrash15]

lol, ice cream truck full of angry bees!

[noahx44]

transcride the captions then go to @0:20 it says "and OJ's- socks seized on the poor you have to take a nap"lol best fail ever anyway brawndo sounds good i gotta try this

[PuddinStix]

what's funny is that the arrow doesn't point at Latin America, it points at Europe.

[TheSpaceFiller]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH!

#Lol

[Spokavriel]

I know you might have been trying for irony but this was just sad. Nicely put together but it could have had better pacing and there are ways that aren't so forced that could have been used to make it seem even more lame.

Or better yet make it seem like you were even serious about any of this which is what this is missing to really sell the gag.

[MJlover3307]

@Spokavriel this is a real advertisement for a real drink u dipshit

[Spokavriel]

@MJlover3307 I'm glad I never heard of it before then and this sounds like a better reason than I ever had before to leave the idiot box turned off.

[MJlover3307]

@Spokavriel good comeback dipshit

[junky3kid]

Drink Brawndo

because you can't drink battery acid

[ImJTHM]

This is the best one.

[bbrlm3]

except that the pony is 300 FEET TALL and COVERED in CHAINSAWS lolololol

[Crooky0]

The whole part through 0:48 is one long sentence...that is win in and of itself! HELICOPTER REPAIR N' MAINTENANCE!

[Wraithsight]

300 FEET TALL and made out of CHAINSAWS!

God I love these I never laugh so hard.

[zilch1823]

lol he said nuculer

[ShiitakeWarrior]

They say "Latin America", and yet the arrow is clearly pointing at France. I'm thinking these dudes should seriously consider laying off the Brawndo. =P

[Fr0st1989]

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH

[herrinboy13]

never bring an ice cream truck to a tazer fight LMFAO

[goosebumper88]

hehehe, you said "nucular". it's nuclear dummy, the "s" is silent

[Maxrev]

@goosebumper88

i DRINK BRAWNDO YOUR PINT IS INVALID!!!! NUCULAR!

[goosebumper88]

@Maxrev

i cant lie

u r awsome

and utterly correct

[TeamReptileStudios]

Can't drink a car battery, ay? Let's see 'bout that...

[blarghonk25]

put CC on and it doesn't make sence