Obese Ninja Fail

[ninjasaurus41]

DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT BEAUTIFUL MULLET!!!

[remppa]

Hehe I love how he has no idea what he is doing

[peoplehateme101]

Dragon Flabber!!!!!!!!!!

[peoplehateme101]

fail from beginning........... XD

[obama8mychiken3]

HA U FAT NO LIFE

[stinngs120]

he cant win a swordfight if he cant catch his opponant

[ttasd1]

He's ninja, he kicks very high he kicks nearly the sky......

[humanoidismalakian]

My advice: Eat an apple, cut your hair and just put the bokken down...

[TheRaceantor]

ahahhahaha Dragon TWISTER!

[hachimuto]

This kid good Ninja can fly and super kick

[AWSMdood]

Well contrary to some ppls beliefs this guy needs to get laid cause he has a severe case of retardism sorry mate but only advice I can give u is to move out of home and get a job

[Infamous4337]

to much ninja gaiden i think ryu wnnabe

[96TigerSoul]

idiota... hay que tener rostro

[Greenseedsbaby]

damn son, im trying to grow a my hair bout that length at the bak hope it dosnt take long and good luck with your training =D

[yungthirsty88]

I love how he had to keep pulling his shirt down lmao

[11bHOOAHH]

it the real kung fu panda

[paintballowns1993]

I was like this might be mildly funny until 0:39 when i saw his hair and lost it

[Zamblinger]

This is officially my hero in life.

[lsjnfwnc2]

SCREW THE SWORD SICK MULLET MAN

[DikoruMan65]

5:04 Dragon... TWISTER!! :D

[shootsbraw]

200 more hours of that + 200 less hamburgers and he might not get a heart attack when he's 40

[Belthornian]

I just feel sorry for him, he's obviously got learning difficulties

[LobarRobotic]

im actually glad he's found a physical activity that he's interested in. He might get a lot fitter if he keeps it up!

[10t0esdown]

Mullet level 99

[020Manni]

he played to long skyrim xD

[mattmerrick]

good on him! at least he's getting some exercise

[XStandXUpXScreamX]

Bankai...

[freestylenova]

press 4 over and over. Nice Dance !!!! :D

[2danishguys]

keep pressing 4 repeatedly and you will get the most comment dance move of the 80's

[jasas96]

idiot,fat,stupid :D

[MAXxTOXICTRICITY]

he fights like stupid Samurai!! xD

[sistemcovenant]

Press 1 for Alucard sword

[RadioactivZzZ]

this is how quentin tarantino does his circumcision's for jews when they are born

(not trying to be offensive)

[rudeboydeano]

definetely wouldnt hear you sneaking up on me

[3001crazyman]

@rudeboydeano thats messed up

[MrBigAssSmile]

its funny because he is fat

[007bogossemre007]

He has amateur skill for handling 1 katana already ...better than no skill at all ...

[ozcarjamezz]

press 1 over and over really quick LOL!!!

[YottaFlop]

StarWars kid is back guys...

[whatthefudge2009]

go die ya fat fucker

[RoederGaming]

@whatthefudge2009 Why should he die? You fat fucking virgin.

[YottaFlop]

@whatthefudge2009 he will, like we all will... i just hope you go sooner you sad fucking cunt...

[ljsox4]

Is that Nick Griffin with a mullet?

[mercilessgladiator]

i wonder if hes a virgin

[kirbuza]

move list 0:07 invisible ball sack 1:48 single machine gun 2:29 muffin top cover up 2:55 baseball home run hit 4:23 ina walk lik this if u get in my way its ur fault 5:04 DRAGON TWISTER!!! 5:14 double machine gun 5:35 CROSS SLASH!!! 6:02 skiing

[MegaLol555]

DRAGON, TWISTERR

[joshybear22]

you got nothin on Star Wars Kid

[BlackofAzur]

why am i watching this...

[hellhunter359]

this guy is good @ this and i say:"hell if you are good at something, DO IT"

[RyanTrickzShots]

guys, just cuz hes "big" doesnt mean that it should stop him from doing what he loves

[xNormskyy]

It'd be hard to film this guy. Props to the camera guy for not cracking up midway through.

[DanishCats]

I think this kid is quite rad and has the skills. That caption is misleading

[BOBIVI4RL3Y]

honestly if i got in a sword fight with this guy i bet he would fuck me up

[BOBIVI4RL3Y]

pony tail win

[mocinho04]

i think the real fail is his fn hair

[Dfreedom]

oh well a few of his forms are decent the rest are made up and, respect him for trying he just needs to focus on his flow and balence out his blade. i noticed that often his blade is flat side when he swings props to the guy for trying

[KeeganRjilkyway]

=3?



[Superbow1Champs]

DRAGON TWISTER!!! ha ha, u guess if he gets in a fight he names of evry move he makes lol.... ''It's The Thought That Counts''

[BahChillSingah]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[elvar7]

i love your balls

[julingy]

i feel so awkward for the person filming

[Airsoft97392]

Look out, we got a badass over here



[Airalex8]

saw this on tosh.0

[samuelu21352135]

Black sweat suit in the summer fail

[GearYannick]

He plays too much dynasty warriors

[danielhm100]

A BIG FAT NINJA =))

[OOJoey]

also he's a virgin

[HadesAngel999]

Why doesn't he get proper training if he loves it so much??

[sudd96]

nice hair

[MisterCookie1223]

Who helped him record this shit?

[Peusterokos1]

@MisterCookie1223

No one LOL

[Awz0m3]

@MisterCookie1223 His Mom xD

[SANABRIA737]

Idk whether to laugh at this guy for being a complete nerd, or be proud that he doesn't give a shit

[KingVegar]

If these were real swords he would be dead before he can even fight anyone...

[Captmisplay]

ima nerd myself but i cant believe i used to be like that...lol epic mullet btw

[JustDWilson]

That pony tail is amazing.

[OfficialTRAZOM]

almost chopped off his ponytail...

[DeputyWaffles]

I went to fight this kid...then he did the dragon twister on me :(

[arrowTOtheKNEEfor3]

i just to do that, but than i took an arrow to knee

[TheAnimeStop]

THIS KID GOES TO MY SCHOOL! Lol his name is Phillip. Actually saw him today, and once he see's you he never stops talking to you, but lol don't ignore him.

But he also has the retardation in the brain..trust me he will tell you ALL about it.

[NJT97]

he is fat

[TheCoLlInGs07]

for some reason this reminds me of Step Brothers.. :P

[unspokenXsilence]

I see the pony tail but where's the neck beard?

[lordaloa]

If you read this(maker of the video itself): video games moves don't make you a real fighter only if you are capable of withstanding a other man/women attack (material) without running away or even backing down and those move you show there are taken from a video game of movie cause they are unrealistic (it isn't like a ninja would do some cool tricks and being capable of taking you out)

btw do something abount your weight it is... Silly

Btw2 srry bad englis

[Captmisplay]

@lordaloa woah bro dont be so judgemental lol i used to be like that and yea ive changed for the better but ya gotta understand why hes like that i grew up with not much confidence (rejection in 4th grade pretty much shattered that) and instead of having friends and going out like i do now i used to just stay home and watch anime they showed all these great heroes doing these wacky unrealistic moves and i felt that if i could be "cool" like them then id be liked too. its only a matter of time. 

[dalsanto01]

This guy would be the best to play with on mortal combat lol

[SiGGyWiG]

Ok honestly i wasnt gonna hate on the guy until he kindly asked for it at the end!

first::: of all LOSE SOME FUCKKING WEIGHT!

second::: of all if you think .... whatever you are attempting to do.... it gonna get you anywhere .... think again!

thridly::: the hair man, THE HAIR!

But id like to say id have to give it to him for the effort in trying!

[Never2Drunk2Fuck]

Reincarnation of Chris Farley? 

[TheAnimeStop]

Lol I actually know this kid from my school! His name is Philip, lol he tried telling me his entire life story the other day. And trust me don't make him mad or ignore him. Btw he'll let you blatantly know that he has the retardation. For once I actually know an online celebrity :D!

[sasank12100]

you cant say hes not trying

[LuminousSword]

Take lessons from real masters and stop imitating what you see in video games, tv or mangas unless you want to be the next SWkid.

[TreuFittedThomas]

You are fat so if you want to become a real samirai or something

Step1. Dont be fat

Step2. Cut your hair off

Step3. Kill yourself youre a shame

[ddalangin2]

nice machine gun at 5:14. lol

[fullmetalmangahead]

Dragon Twister?

[n8kisbey]

props to the camera man for being able to keep from laughing long enough to create this stunning bit of video genius. Well done.

[wwwe2587064]

BEST NINJA EVER!

[ACEDcomputers]

The level of dedication is enough for me to give him props and respect. Before I got in shape I couldn't even run more then a block or two. Was it embarrasing? Absolutely. Now I can run for miles upon miles. People all start somewhere and to make fun of him for trying reflects poor character.

[EpicEtzio]

dude what the fuck is this guy doing...

[soapbaronaropebar]

Haa dragon twister wat the



[megaripcord]

Sweat Pants+Crew Neck+Epic Rat Tail+Katana=Gettin Laid. Fuck ya bro..... Fuck ya.

[FireReave]

This kid plays to much Soul Caliber.

[1stonedsh1t]

At the end: "I hope you guys can give me some really good criticism..." LOL

No, but seriously, what games has this kid been playing? Poor guy will probably slit his own throat one day.

[passwordplez]

QUIT BEING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!...........that'­s me

[mariegoslar]

When his fat fell out.. I lost it..

[CaptainObvious1o1]

nice rat tail

[ThePudge333]

Fucking asshole ...

[KX5Kat]

Well, aside from the obvious, I admire this guy for doing what he loves no matter what

[FreshlySnypes]

When this poor bastard swung his sword and showed his ponytail, I almost died of laughter. Dead

[senecadaze]

HEY COOL aid Ninja

[bassdevil2000]

They pay him in donuts and hair ties for his mullet

[davidgarciasanka]

FAT ASS NINJA, JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJ­JA

[SuperBigbuck9]

i just wish hed accidently cut that pony tail off...

[APCFan227]

What a pathetic little fuck. I could probably take this nerdy whale down with a 3 inch knife.

[JasonLeiber]

I'd like to see him do that in the ghetto.

[OllieAndToby]

it would seem 'trajitsu' or what ever this dude calls this, appears to be a excuse to hide the fact that he is blatantly homosexual within a violent sport.

[eljono1]

I'll give him props on getting out and off the couch. lest he's not sitting on his ass making comments about someone else lol, he's actually gettin g active. Dragon Twister would own my face O_o

[mattewskid]

dragan twister lol

[AjaxMercer]

This is what tv and video games does to people

[DarkJedi188]

@AjaxMercer I beg to differ, I'm obsessed with videogames and an anime series, but yet I'm skinny as a tooth-pick. :p

[888gravy]

Batois jutsu? Man!!!! You too stuck on rurouni kenshin XD you will never have godlike speed....

[zenxane]

Well at least he's working out... but you can't watch Rurouni Kenshin and expect to be a great swordsman ><

[Bmastermc34]

Fucking fagget

[bleachlint]

all good but can he blend?

[rjhustle21]

I wonder if he has Randy Jackson's autograph on his sword?

[CandidKeychain]

He is a JustEatsYou Master

[ysmusic45]

Ninja tutle episode 3000

[NordSV]

Why operator not laughs???

[xNJLM]

Naruto v2.

[SuperMagic57]

thumbs up for the long pony tail

[burnzy3210]

ninja turbo mullet EXTEND!!!!!

[HellsingMaggot]

5:08 god...how the hell does someone get their stomach that big? like i thought this was hilarious but then after seeing his gut fly everywhere and that shirt struggling to keep his fat concealed it just sadden me...

[killizor3142]

i dont know what to say O___O

[viss3n]

i would have pissed my pants if he was bussy with the swords and some one shot him with a paint ball gun hahahaha

[00wen1]

You dont want to run into this guy when he's in a bad mood, he knows jujitsu, but he'll probably eat you instead.

[Zethross]

I think i would respect this guy a BIT more if he didn't look the way he does.

[Richibulbs]

I think he's pretty cool

[1mbA4ever]

Why am I here?

[MrFrenchjohn]

DRAGONNNNNN TWISTER !!!! They need to add him as a caracter in the next TEKKEN game!!

[ohara59]

Is it normally that i've just sat here for 6minutes with an irrection?

[oohoohoify]

Im going to hell for the following:

Laughing at this video,

Laughing so hard at this video i cried.

Showed all my friends, posted it on facebook.

Masturbating to this video, and nutting when he swung the sword.

[DjFuzzyPeach]

i smell another karate kid movie coming on

[HunterB369]

Hes my fucking idol

[ONEAL367011]

oh looks its a 50 year old virgin

[ColdHeartAssassin]

Maybe if he does this 40 times a day he would lose his gutt.

Put as much energy into this bullshit into resisting a donut and we'll all root for you then! :)

[jmbdjs]

aflojale a los postressssssss

[MRTophatProductions]

i bet he got this from a movie or naritu

[WOWheadjonjio]

@MRTophatProductions **naruto

[NickDan555]

hillbilly ninja

[extinctpeak86]

i found a crack in computer screen when this was done

[eatsleepandskate1]

Ahahahahahahahaha FAIL!!!!!!!

[mduncgrad]

Star Wars Kid 2.0

[Daneowns]

I swear I saw those moves somewhere, Assassins Creed?

[eniselton]

2 kg less in 6 min, has the advantage of the fat

[diggityshway]

the best move was at 5:00

DRAGON...TWISTAR!!

[oxygon]

is this real life?

[EricGarcia4life]

lmao he even throws his ponytail back like hes a girl LOL

[omarasa123]

I found my cow

[famousboi182]

your no ninja u fat fuck go suck a dick hahahahah no just shoot yourself in the head

[rrose862005]

Hard LOL at the noise he makes @4:37

[Nagabethus]

Wooow! Baseball-ballet! That kid is goooood! :P

[ACDCisthebest241]

is this a fat girl or a bear

[HiddenBeast707]

i wanna see wat he can do with 3 swords

[nixymagoo]

IM SO SORRY YOUR ALIVE

[sexylove60405]

Damn....wont load the vid fast enough haha. Super Ninja :) Maybe cut the hair a little...and you wont have the issue of it getting in the way. Believe me...I had that problem all the time til i cut mi hair lol.

[M16Entertainment]

Props to this 'great' white country called USA for manufacturing people like this one.

Making my day.

[ymeffs]

r..... u.... serious....?

[wowlolgtg]

5:03 DRAGON TWISTER this guy is sooooooooooo epic

[wowlolgtg]

1:20 NINJA MULLET FLIP

[wowlolgtg]

at like superly high speeds... thats intense

[kpes2]

human version of kung fu panda