as a tailor my company 'encorages' me to use electric scissors as a "time saving alternative" to actual scissors. im also told that the electric scissors are "safer"!
@willcorg Fuckin although fuckin Jim fuckin gaffigan is fuckin funny you're a fuckin idiot or fuckin sayin fuckin Dennis Fuckin Leary isn't fuckin funny just fuckin because he fuck likes the fuckin word fuck. Fuckin go back to fuckin preschool or fuckin church were your fuckin sheltered from fuckin reality and fuckin great fuckin comedians like fuckin David fuckin Cross motherfucker. FUCK!
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I agree, lose the curse words Cross!! I heard this on xm radio and it was the clean version, everyone knows that its funnier without cursing. For references look at people like Jim Gaffigan or Will Smith although Will can be blue at times, he's funnier when he's clean. Or you can be unfunny with the likes of Denis Leary who thinks the F word is the funniest word there is.
@NimrodPoindexter No, curse words are just common in the everyday use of his audience. They're not placed, they're natural. It's not something that needs creating. His jokes would be funny without them.
In all seriousness, electric scissors are AMAZING. They're for cutting fabric, and really help keep the fabric in place when you have your chalk lines drawn.
Seriously saves SO MUCH time and aggravation.
Kinda ruined the beginning for me, but still a good bit.
as a tailor my company 'encorages' me to use electric scissors as a "time saving alternative" to actual scissors. im also told that the electric scissors are "safer"!
MaeKadoodie222 1 month ago
3:40.
Overandoverandoverandover.
nicktv36 1 month ago
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nicktv36 1 month ago
@willcorg Fuckin although fuckin Jim fuckin gaffigan is fuckin funny you're a fuckin idiot or fuckin sayin fuckin Dennis Fuckin Leary isn't fuckin funny just fuckin because he fuck likes the fuckin word fuck. Fuckin go back to fuckin preschool or fuckin church were your fuckin sheltered from fuckin reality and fuckin great fuckin comedians like fuckin David fuckin Cross motherfucker. FUCK!
johnnyexitwound 7 months ago
Nuclear powered thought glasses... Brilliant!
Kincajou 8 months ago 4
It's not funny! But it's fucking hilarious!!!
Insomaniaartist 9 months ago
We could all use more time to watch internet porn.
jessemaurais 10 months ago 6
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I agree, lose the curse words Cross!! I heard this on xm radio and it was the clean version, everyone knows that its funnier without cursing. For references look at people like Jim Gaffigan or Will Smith although Will can be blue at times, he's funnier when he's clean. Or you can be unfunny with the likes of Denis Leary who thinks the F word is the funniest word there is.
WillCorg 1 year ago
@WillCorg Will Smith? Are you kidding me? The next thing you're going to say is that your favorite artist is Justin Bieber.
starchmonkey 2 months ago
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So like Sarah Silverman, if he interjects enough cuss words into his fucking schtick it makes it funny? FAIL!
NimrodPoindexter 1 year ago
@NimrodPoindexter No, curse words are just common in the everyday use of his audience. They're not placed, they're natural. It's not something that needs creating. His jokes would be funny without them.
purv989 1 year ago
Tater used to have electric scissors -- they was called Snippy Scissors, and they was meant for kids to use cause they wouldn't poke you.
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TaterGumfries 1 year ago
LOVE the part about the old man shitting.
olivemike81 1 year ago
battery operated battery installer!!
jaypens92 1 year ago
It's true: Staind sucks.
jek21 1 year ago
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meh... I like creed and evanesence
Sherlockholmes345 1 year ago
@Sherlockholmes345 thats unlucky for you. you know, 'cause they are really shitty bands and all.
SuperNanel 1 year ago
@Sherlockholmes345 there's not enough thumbs down for your comment. "Creed" really, you have to fucking around.
1human 1 year ago
2:20 hahahah this mutha fucka is funny if yall havent seen run ronnie run watch it
CrazyWhiteBoy69Yayo 2 years ago 2
@CrazyWhiteBoy69Yayo Even though Dave and Bob disowned it?
jek21 1 year ago
In all seriousness, electric scissors are AMAZING. They're for cutting fabric, and really help keep the fabric in place when you have your chalk lines drawn.
Seriously saves SO MUCH time and aggravation.
Kinda ruined the beginning for me, but still a good bit.
DanRSL 2 years ago
I love Tobias Funke!
cetnikz 2 years ago 19
Deeply sarcastic, full of spite and vitriol... I love this man.
jvogias 2 years ago 26
@jvogias Don't forget witt and a healty disrespect for the absuridties in our society.
olivemike81 1 year ago
where's the stand up? Like "visual"! Ah fuck, I can't even mime it!
TheJay1985 2 years ago 3
We were on the same page itsme
gnjasmkr 2 years ago
Thanks LbOJ I used to drink with this guy in martinez, ca. Early 90's when there was a comedy shack on every corner. But David stood out.
lordyendor 2 years ago 4