Let's Play Rome Total War - 79 (Bastards! Bridge Fjording Bastards!)

[Aykis16]

LOL Aulus is hanging on so that he can become faction leader finally.

[r0bz0rly]

blood for the blood god, sex for the sex god.

[Pedrinluigi]

Holy shit, Aulus REFUSES to die, lol! I guess his sexual life really lenghtened his life!

[setion1]

7:50 lol dude scratching his leg while the rest were screaming :P

[randomearthworm159]

Pontic soldier: well I think I'll just go across this bridge and run into these pointy sticks.

Later: alright Pontics let's keep running across this bridge into pointy sticks!

They then trip over the dead bodies of the other guys and fall into your pointy sticks. That is why the Pontics continue to die without touching your pointy sticks.

Also I really love typing in pointy sticks in the comments!

[ALEXANDER1318]

You're hurting their economy quite badly here Jef, those chariots are pretty darn expensive units.

[hendrik4314]

you must build a catapult range at sparta you can build them

[RBuckminsterFuller]

"You killed my menses!" - jefmajor

[thepigclub]

Duhh! Me charge at big spikey Phalanx. It work sooo well before, me do it again!

[LegionOfMany112]

@thepigclub Surely we Partons are masters of strategy! Our enemies quake at the sight of our ingenious pointy-stick-running-into skills!

[godofdarknes]

good god that bridge is a beast

[NoobSnoopy]

07:33 brobably dementia

[notm3h]

yup, that river IS a graveyard

[makmixerbeast]

YYYAAAAAYYYY SUPER HAPPY FUN PONTIC BLENDER

[MWaser]

Jef, since you have shitloads of money, why didn't you just lower the taxes at Syracuse? I think It increases population growth. Also, when he said "Very, very dangerous", it sounded like irony.

[MWaser]

This video loaded 30 s in 20 minutes on 480p. WTF?!

[WO2DW6Rocks]

@MWaser

weak internet connection?

[MWaser]

Nope.avi

Every other video loads normally, just this one is persistant.

[kuro450]

You should target the Schythed chariots because when you shoot at them with fire arrows they are like elephants and start killing their own guys

[daireon19]

You withdrew twice against Pontus, those count as losses i think, or they count the other fights you actually loss, like boats battles, still.

[Sturmdude]

spare no expense

[TheMinority8]

I love your French pronunciation Jef. S'il Vous plais

[Ferbert5]

That was amazing how your spear men kill the horses so fast at the end

[cyberguy0123]

at 7:50, when he says that they lost to Pontus before, I think he means in the greater picture, because you had that one unit that got destroyed when it ran away.

[ace1cooler]

@Dasmaster1 why did youre comment get thumbs down i thumbs up it

[Dasmaster1]

@ace1cooler Its ok i kind of know how annoying it is to read those ego-stroking comments. Thanks though :)

[Lockieschsch]

Go yelling guy GOOOOOOOOOOO