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  • I like how the nurse has total disregard for dosage on that medication.

  • "Dey'll be heyah any minite! Dey'll kill youh ALL!"

    I think he's referring to Hollywood butchering them with a remake.

  • You blew Mike Hovah.

    Yes, Collin Farrell can do that...

  • They are just using the title and the memory idea, nothing at all to do with mars - Colin Farell = flop

  • say whaaaat? you can't remake this movie and get a way with it, the 80's were prime, uh oh my delorian is parked in a handi-capped spot brb...

  • Press 1 then 2

  • you untie me NOW!

  • What is he freaking out over? Is he like jizzing in his pants or somethin'?

  • YOO BLEW MAH COVAH!!!

  • Get Ya Ass To Mahz !!!!!!!

  • who the fuck says arnold cant act? hes the shit

  • You blew my covar!

  • UN TAH ME! -- UN TAH ME NAOOOO!!! LET ME GOOOARGHGHGHRGHGGHGH!!!

  • press 1 over and over.

  • ARRGGHHHHUHHHH GET OFF YOUUUUUU

  • UAUGH UAAAAGHH AAHNOOOOOOLD AYYAYH UAGH

  • looks like he needs a big shit lol

  • Came here from the Yogscast :,)

  • who came here after simons impression :D

  • YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!

  • he had just been forced to watch a justin beiber video

  • i actually didn't think his acting was half bad in this scene haha :P

  • õõöäääääõööääääüüü Uüöä''ö xxzää'õ

  • Aooargh!! KOHAGAHN!!!

  • grnnnarrahhhghrnanrhranrnghhrn­ranhrnrhanrhrnanhrnrnrah

  • let me gooooo

  • Is there an official name for that AWWEYU AWHU AAARRRRUUUU noise Schwarzenegger makes in every movie?

  • @hippotoast you just named it :)

  • @hippotoast Yes sir there is. =] It's called the "Do it! DO IT NOAGH!!" holler X)

  • Thats hilarious!

  • How in the fucking helll is Colin Farell going to re-enact this piece of artistic scene???

  • @lurchipoo the new one's gonna be WAY different than this one. Apparently gonna have more in common with the book than this did.

  • @pkConda NEW ONE?!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? when? ;where? How?

  • @lurchipoo lol its going to be a horrible remake just like all the other remakes.

  • @lurchipoo artistic, or autistic.

  • MAH NAIM IS NOAD QUAAAYYYDDEE!!!

  • "YA DEAD, ALL OF YOOO, YOOO BLEW MY COVAAH, DEH BE HEAH ANY MINAAAT, DEH KEEEL YOU ALL"

  • 10 people blew his cover

  • BLUM BLUM!!!MY COVERN!!!!

  • keep pressing 4 arnie is raping his hand

  • its so funny when you keep pressing 1

  • YOU BLEW MY COVAH!!

  • 0:31

  • press 9 repeatedly for epic eyebrow raise

  • 0:34 

  • This is pretty much how arnold usually goes to sleep.

  • HAHA no joke pause at 4 

  • Pause it at 0:09

  • silly woman steroid injections don't go in the leg.

  • Arnold should take note from this scene. All these doctor guys are the media trying to hold him down with stupid questions about the affair. He needs to break free and kill all of them.

  • I Think He Blew His Own Covah! Damn Maria!

  • The movie's on right now.

  • Someone tell me what "Arghaghgahghaghgghgahghaghhga­hhgg" means. Google translate doesn't know.

  • Ahnuld even struggles with a funny accent.

  • You see kids thats why never take steroids lol

  • talk about Overdosing! how many times she inject him?! lol

  • MAAH NAYYM IZ NOT QUAYYD!

  • UNTIE ME NOW UNTIE ME!!! MY NAME IS NOT QUAID!!! Classic lol

  • omg the sound at 0:33 is like staplers

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  • Thehy'll Keel You Ahll! XD

  • GAHHHH EHEHHE AGGGGAAA AYYEHADAHGGGAGGCA. GETCHO ASS TO MARS

  • HAHA press 8 and 9 back and forth.. I cant stop laughing!!

  • My name is not Quaid!

  • Press 1 on keyboard

  • @ArnieSpeaks HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    "GET! GET! GET! GET!"

    Hahahahaha!!!! I laughed so much dude!!!

  • YOU BLEW MY COVAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • deyl be heuh any minhut! dey kill hue AAWWLLL!!!!

  • stupid woman, can't do a simple godamn double implant.

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  • LOL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

  • LOLLL!! this shit was so classic i love arnolds movies hahahaha

  • Good thing he didn't OD on all those knockout injections to calm him down :)

  • Man he looks super pissed off...and ten people are in the fetal position because of it...

  • LOL, Arnie is a legend. I love his movies.

  • That Hauser's a fucking asshole

  • AUAHAUUHAAAHHHUHAHUHAAHAHAUAHH­HAAAA!

  • "U BLEU MY COVAA!!"

    he sounds funny when hes angry.

  • I just story boarded this for a class assignment, thanks for uploading.

  • 0:10 is my fav

  • I love Arnie. He's so macho in a completely different way to other action heroes...(Jason Statham or whatever his name is doesn't count. He just doesn't.) And he's damn funny. Even in interviews. So. Damn. Funny.

  • Arnie is a comedy genius!

  • 3 ordinary people defeat Mr Hauser with a syringe, but team of scientists and a planet full of killers couldn't defeat Douglas Quaid, if only Cohagen had a syringe

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  • Arnold flips out in every movie

  • pause at 0:05 x

  • Ahueahaahh!

  • Colin Farrell would be good choice

  • YOU BLEW MAH COVAR!!!!

  • @MegaComaSeizureMan No, you're doing it wrong. The correct inflection is:

    YOO BLOO MAI CURVAHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @Zaothus oh k thx :3 \m/

  • keep pressing 2 lol

  • 0:35 McLovin?

  • This is the best fucking movie of my generation.

  • Try to top this, Len Wiseman.

  • 9 people blew his CUH-VUHHHHH!!!!

  • DAHHHH AYRGHHHHHHHHH GET OFF YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • somebody should tranquilize that wookie and fast!

  • DAAAAHHHHH!!! 0:34 LOL!

  • This is so stupid film :@

  • 0:07, repeat that!

  • ROID RAGE

  • MY NAME IS NOT QUADEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GEEEEEEHHHHHTT OOOOFFFFFHHHHH!!!!!!

  • 9 people couldn't do a simple double implant.

  • @martiniforlunch92 It's not their fault; they hit a memory cap.

  • @martiniforlunch92 its not their fault their patients are having memory caps.

  • I still can't believe that guy is the governor of my state. America really IS the land of opportunity.

  • haha did they inject his balls at the end

  • you blow mah covaaaaaaah

  • the day after election day 2010

  • "Lemmme GO oooow oow"

  • he lost his crappy job in california

  • *Arnold says... give me steroids gives me my steroids..

    *give me gives me gives me..

    *Doctor gives me my steroids...

    and the doctor says "ok gives him what requests."

  • Proof that Arnie movies don't need comic relief, he himself is one, along with being badass.

  • thats fucking funning

  • its so entertaining when Arnold is pissed

  • DEYAL BE HEEYUH EYNEE MEENANT!!!!! DEY KEE YOU AWWW!!!!

  • YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!!

  • SHIIIIIT!!!!!!

  • THEY KILL YOU ALLL!!!!!!! hahaha i always laughed at this even as a kid lol priceless

  • How does he seriously make those sounds?

    Does he have a host of dead frogs lodged in his vocal cords?

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  • he was just in my campus today

  • @faustrocket565 Quaid or Hauser?

  • @zealcore schwazenegger I attend la mission college, it's in Sylmar,CA

  • THERE IS NO QUAID ONLY HOWSER!

  • THEY'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!!!! THEY'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!

  • UNTIE MEEH! eeerh lemme goooaoooaarggh ... to the choppa~

  • Hulk status 

  • I COULD USE A COUPLE SHOTS OF THAT SHIT MYSELF HEH HEH HEH

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  • THEY KILL YO ALL!

  • DEY KEEL U ALL!!!

  • Sponsored by the Republican Party

  • untigh meh!!! eeerrr let me go! ahh o wah ugh urgahwahr!!orrgha!!ahrguariiia­h!! X@!! *lmao*

  • MY NAME IS NOT QUATE!!!!! he should of won an oscar lol

  • LIIIIIIEEEEEEL ARRRRUGH LIIIIEEEEEL

  • Bwaargh!!! GarrrH!!! OOrggh!!

  • Moments later the pissed dude died from an overdose.

    The company was sued for 1,543,455,345,342,354 credits.

  • This guy is the Governor of Cali-foh-nya.

    

  • RUN!! GO!!! TO GET DAH CHOPPARRRAAHH

  • Follow me and we can nail that bastard that fucked you and me.

  • GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • Let me gooo owww arrrrr aaauuuul! GAAAAAA!!!!

  • 0:11 pause LOL^^

  • @omgomg113 you mean 0:10 xD

  • Too much steriods!LOL!

  • you hear when he grabs the dudes neck.. the crunchy sound the dudes neck makes.. damn if your neck makes that sound your fucked

  • Tehy'll be here any minute. THEY'LL KEEL U ALL!

  • GAWHHEEEHH GAHHEWWWHAHAHAAGGAAH GAHWAAAHWWWEEEHHH!!!

  • Get....ooff yoouu

  • no wonder why he doesn't want the double implant! look at hand place ment 0:10

  • They'll be here any minute now! They'll kill you all!!!!

  • This scene was pretty funny...but, man, imagine what would have happened if we hadn't elected him Governator here in California? *shudder*

  • JUST DO IT!! COME ON!!! GET TO THE CHOPPA. WRONG!!!!!!!!!! ASTA LA VISTA BABY. GET YOUR ASS TO MARS.

  • @700gsteak baby you make me wish I had 3 hands~!!

  • MEIN NAME IST NOOT QUAID!!!

  • JARRGG!!! YOU BLOW MY COVAH!!

  • pause it on 0:10

  • Isant 1 of those shots supposed to bring down a grizzly bear? OH WAIT he got 7 shots.

  • it sounded more like a stapler

  • Is it just me, or does the guy with the glasses kinda look like McLovin?

  • @Jericho1138 it was probably his Mclovin's dad,LOL

  • WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG!!!! LOL

  • and now hes the governor... of CAALIFORNEEA

  • i want him to be an actor instead

  • U BLEW MY COVAHHHHHHH!!!

  • GEIT OVVV UUUUUU

  • GAAAWHAAAA!! NOW WE WON'T MAKE IT TO DA CHOPPAH!!

  • AAAAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!!!

  • YOU BLOO MY COVAARRR!!!!!

  • You cut out my favorite part where that redheaded chick backhands the nerd for talking about the F*^%ing agency.

  • This is so fucking hilarious, I'm adding it to my favourites so I can watch it whenever I feel down.

  • AieeyehhH!! lmao

  • did they inject arnold in the balls on one of the last ones