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  • i need to see what this fucking thing looks like, what's its name????

  • One of my fave Patrice bits!

    Also, I'm just finding out that the "thing" does gay porn now under the stage name "Kirk Cummings".

  • Jesus was a bad mutha fukuh.....and he had ta doooooooooo what he had ta dooooooo..... classic Patrice ^_^ ..... RIP.......

  • RIP Patrice you fucking legend man....

  • anyone have actual footage of the THING?

  • So goddamn funny. I must have listened to this a dozen times. I'm gonna miss that black son of a bitch :(

    Thanks for archiving this funny, funny man's material. He was genuine, hilarious, and a bad motherfucker.

  • RIP Black Philip.

  • RIP patrice why cant we kill off that puppet guy or one of those blue collar guys

  • @MrSlevin22 Don't you remember? The black guy always dies first.

  • :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>( :>(
  • damn i want patrice to pull through

  • fucking patrice slayed on that song. that was his pryor moment. fuck that was funny

  • they didnt let her on cause she was too weird looking for tv. lol what a bunch of asswipes.

  • @thefriendsociety Really? Or its voice was mediocre when you're taking a nation wide search, and its attitude is atrocious. It acted the same way guys act when they're eight and doing impressions of girls, it was over the top and would have ruined its chance for a career.

  • @XaxazChromaggus well something that has some kind of originality to is better then the same fucking bullshit over and over and over again.

  • @thefriendsociety Originality, as in an original brand of shit.

  • @XaxazChromaggus still I'll take an original brand of shit over the same shit.

  • @XaxazChromaggus Your use of "it" in description of this thing is hilarious & accurate.

  • One of the best patrice bits of all time.

  • Jesus was a bad mutherfucka!

  • patrice is awesome lol

  • watch out motherfuckers vote 4 for jesus! haha 

  • When is Patrice's solo album coming out?

  • Girl with a penis and no tits lol

  • Patrice rules

  • The thing about America is so many people are unrealistic, period. That goes for big bulky guys and guys with medically variant gender issues.

  • I love how fagator Simon is the only one who's honest. It's right that its prejudiced!!! It's America, get used to it. We just started accepting blacks a relatively few years ago. We need a few hundred years to accept 3rd level sissy's.

  • @mozart20dlubos You sound like a funny person. I wish I could be as cool as you.

  • Where are all these fucked up people coming from?

  • @wiz9496 you talking about me bitchboy?

  • I don't understand this. American Idol (and most American television in general) is dedicated to the aggrandizement of talentless, brain-damaged subhumans. This kid should have been a shoo-in.

    For a change of pace, Patrice should compete. He has a better voice and he's much more entertaining.

  • Where the fuck is part 2????

  • I wish we had video of all the fucking pussies who were crying with IT

  • patrice mad that more of a mans man song

  • VOTE 4 JESUS!

  • goddamn patrice is a comedy God.

  • "VOTE FOR JESUS - HE WAS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER! AND HE HAD TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO!"

  • why patrice isn't famous can be explained on the episode of tough crowd where he disses jeff garland... he's brilliant comedian but a bridge burner... i respect him for not holding back like norton does around icons, though. he'll never be mainstream, though...maybe thats a good thing

  • @aphexaic3213 You mean Jeff Garlin? Could you tell me what exactly happened?

  • @aphexaic3213

    yeah what happened

  • @aphexaic3213 Oh man how I wish I could watch Tough Crowd. All I ever got to see of it was a few minute-long clips. I mean, it never aired in my country, it's not on DVD and it's impossible to find on the web besides a few INCREDIBLY low quality clips on the foundrymusic website.

  • @Efreeti , theres tons of episodes here on youtube. the guy who posts them goes by the moniker "sneakerpimpin" or somethin like that

  • @aphexaic3213 Yeah, it's not just his inability to negotiate network politics either. Patrice is like the black Bill Hicks. Completely brilliant, but he's just brutal and dark and he's never going to be palatable to the mainstream, and if he was he wouldn't be as funny.

  • Poor ladyboy. He really wasn't bad, I sympathise with him. Patrice rocks though.

  • Shhh sounds like someone got their chromosomes criss crossed or sumthin heh

  • WATCH OUT! SHIT IS FLYIN ROUND!...THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?

  • I'm cool with the whole gender ambiguity issue to a degree, but this guy-girl-thing just sounds like any annoying, flakey, superficial blonde girl. Go away, ya jerk.

  • So Simon Cowell called it a "confused" faggot basically. That's like Hitler calling Mussolini a naughty boy.

  • It's raining cum.

  • @DeimosSaturn oooooooooo where pleazeee tell me ive got to get there yummmmmm

  • For the love of God, why has Patrice not put out a CD/DVD? Funniest mother fucker to drop by on a regular basis.

    Thanks Yarsh.

  • People like this are vile. I don't want them anywhere near me, it's no different from being in the same room as a lunatic.

  • @metazare like what?

  • @DariusKnightshade Freakin' the dude who was on idol that they're talking about who dresses and talks like a woman and shit.

  • @metazare lighten up why even be here bashing them? just live your life humorless and dull and move on it's ok we forgive you for not laughing it's ok

    laugh or move on but don't post

  • @DariusKnightshade What the hell are you talking about, Opie and Anthony are hilarious. I'm talking about the fucking weirdo man girl thing on idol they're talking about.

  • @metazare thought you were talking about the fellas sorry

    seemed like

    should be less vague

  • @DariusKnightshade Yeah now that I think about it I should have been a bit more clear on that. My apologies.

  • @metazare no problem i too apologize =)

  • @DariusKnightshade "now go get your shine box" hahahaha

  • @GreenPliskin "MOTHER-FUCKER"

  • American Idol sucks ass lol

  • This is why TV sucks ass. I'm happy for satellite radio

  • I've been looking for torre.....online...replays and couldn't find any. Meh, thanks for this.

    TOUGH AND ROUGH IT'S WET OUTSIIIIIEEEEDE IT'S RAINING OOOOHHHHH!

  • Gender benders should be shot

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