@thefriendsociety Really? Or its voice was mediocre when you're taking a nation wide search, and its attitude is atrocious. It acted the same way guys act when they're eight and doing impressions of girls, it was over the top and would have ruined its chance for a career.
I love how fagator Simon is the only one who's honest. It's right that its prejudiced!!! It's America, get used to it. We just started accepting blacks a relatively few years ago. We need a few hundred years to accept 3rd level sissy's.
I don't understand this. American Idol (and most American television in general) is dedicated to the aggrandizement of talentless, brain-damaged subhumans. This kid should have been a shoo-in.
For a change of pace, Patrice should compete. He has a better voice and he's much more entertaining.
why patrice isn't famous can be explained on the episode of tough crowd where he disses jeff garland... he's brilliant comedian but a bridge burner... i respect him for not holding back like norton does around icons, though. he'll never be mainstream, though...maybe thats a good thing
@aphexaic3213 Oh man how I wish I could watch Tough Crowd. All I ever got to see of it was a few minute-long clips. I mean, it never aired in my country, it's not on DVD and it's impossible to find on the web besides a few INCREDIBLY low quality clips on the foundrymusic website.
@aphexaic3213 Yeah, it's not just his inability to negotiate network politics either. Patrice is like the black Bill Hicks. Completely brilliant, but he's just brutal and dark and he's never going to be palatable to the mainstream, and if he was he wouldn't be as funny.
I'm cool with the whole gender ambiguity issue to a degree, but this guy-girl-thing just sounds like any annoying, flakey, superficial blonde girl. Go away, ya jerk.
@DariusKnightshade What the hell are you talking about, Opie and Anthony are hilarious. I'm talking about the fucking weirdo man girl thing on idol they're talking about.
i need to see what this fucking thing looks like, what's its name????
MrNickeh 2 months ago
2:18 5:12 6:30 7:15
AUSROTTENY2K 2 months ago
One of my fave Patrice bits!
Also, I'm just finding out that the "thing" does gay porn now under the stage name "Kirk Cummings".
jesusfarts 3 months ago
Jesus was a bad mutha fukuh.....and he had ta doooooooooo what he had ta dooooooo..... classic Patrice ^_^ ..... RIP.......
chenzointhamix 3 months ago 2
RIP Patrice you fucking legend man....
Gremlin2123321 3 months ago 11
anyone have actual footage of the THING?
DJTigerstyle1 3 months ago
So goddamn funny. I must have listened to this a dozen times. I'm gonna miss that black son of a bitch :(
Thanks for archiving this funny, funny man's material. He was genuine, hilarious, and a bad motherfucker.
keithfan555 3 months ago
RIP Black Philip.
samechick 3 months ago
RIP patrice why cant we kill off that puppet guy or one of those blue collar guys
MrSlevin22 3 months ago 4
@MrSlevin22 Don't you remember? The black guy always dies first.
FSinWCR 2 months ago
flagg00 3 months ago
damn i want patrice to pull through
BikiniDeathSquad 3 months ago
fucking patrice slayed on that song. that was his pryor moment. fuck that was funny
sinistha6 1 year ago 9
they didnt let her on cause she was too weird looking for tv. lol what a bunch of asswipes.
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
@thefriendsociety Really? Or its voice was mediocre when you're taking a nation wide search, and its attitude is atrocious. It acted the same way guys act when they're eight and doing impressions of girls, it was over the top and would have ruined its chance for a career.
XaxazChromaggus 1 year ago 3
@XaxazChromaggus well something that has some kind of originality to is better then the same fucking bullshit over and over and over again.
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
@thefriendsociety Originality, as in an original brand of shit.
XaxazChromaggus 1 year ago
@XaxazChromaggus still I'll take an original brand of shit over the same shit.
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
@XaxazChromaggus Your use of "it" in description of this thing is hilarious & accurate.
DeLarger 1 year ago
One of the best patrice bits of all time.
iamnotdanny 1 year ago
Jesus was a bad mutherfucka!
Jorrun 1 year ago 4
patrice is awesome lol
RelleRoulette 1 year ago 5
watch out motherfuckers vote 4 for jesus! haha
1xDannyHey1x 1 year ago
When is Patrice's solo album coming out?
Akirathedon92 1 year ago 3
Girl with a penis and no tits lol
guitar0wnz 1 year ago
Patrice rules
shedgen0 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Efreeti check out my channel, I upload Tough Crowd episodes every week...thank me later
sneakerpimpin2381 1 year ago
The thing about America is so many people are unrealistic, period. That goes for big bulky guys and guys with medically variant gender issues.
DannyGrowth 1 year ago
I love how fagator Simon is the only one who's honest. It's right that its prejudiced!!! It's America, get used to it. We just started accepting blacks a relatively few years ago. We need a few hundred years to accept 3rd level sissy's.
swornfuk 1 year ago 2
@mozart20dlubos You sound like a funny person. I wish I could be as cool as you.
pearcemark2 1 year ago
Where are all these fucked up people coming from?
wiz9496 1 year ago
@wiz9496 you talking about me bitchboy?
GloriousBasterd 1 year ago
I don't understand this. American Idol (and most American television in general) is dedicated to the aggrandizement of talentless, brain-damaged subhumans. This kid should have been a shoo-in.
For a change of pace, Patrice should compete. He has a better voice and he's much more entertaining.
rqbuchanan 1 year ago 2
Where the fuck is part 2????
GloriousBasterd 1 year ago
I wish we had video of all the fucking pussies who were crying with IT
jmo18799 1 year ago
patrice mad that more of a mans man song
zacklyzun 1 year ago
VOTE 4 JESUS!
leegle 1 year ago
goddamn patrice is a comedy God.
xcalibur4ever 1 year ago
"VOTE FOR JESUS - HE WAS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER! AND HE HAD TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO!"
Superman5000The 1 year ago 3
why patrice isn't famous can be explained on the episode of tough crowd where he disses jeff garland... he's brilliant comedian but a bridge burner... i respect him for not holding back like norton does around icons, though. he'll never be mainstream, though...maybe thats a good thing
aphexaic3213 1 year ago 31
@aphexaic3213 You mean Jeff Garlin? Could you tell me what exactly happened?
caltrof 1 year ago
@aphexaic3213
yeah what happened
Marumasa 1 year ago
@aphexaic3213 Oh man how I wish I could watch Tough Crowd. All I ever got to see of it was a few minute-long clips. I mean, it never aired in my country, it's not on DVD and it's impossible to find on the web besides a few INCREDIBLY low quality clips on the foundrymusic website.
Efreeti 1 year ago
@Efreeti , theres tons of episodes here on youtube. the guy who posts them goes by the moniker "sneakerpimpin" or somethin like that
mw2727 1 year ago
@aphexaic3213 Yeah, it's not just his inability to negotiate network politics either. Patrice is like the black Bill Hicks. Completely brilliant, but he's just brutal and dark and he's never going to be palatable to the mainstream, and if he was he wouldn't be as funny.
GotNextVideo 1 year ago 6
Poor ladyboy. He really wasn't bad, I sympathise with him. Patrice rocks though.
Efreeti 1 year ago
Shhh sounds like someone got their chromosomes criss crossed or sumthin heh
chkc19 1 year ago
WATCH OUT! SHIT IS FLYIN ROUND!...THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?
zioz99 1 year ago 30
I'm cool with the whole gender ambiguity issue to a degree, but this guy-girl-thing just sounds like any annoying, flakey, superficial blonde girl. Go away, ya jerk.
Alufear 1 year ago 2
So Simon Cowell called it a "confused" faggot basically. That's like Hitler calling Mussolini a naughty boy.
theclarkhome 1 year ago 2
It's raining cum.
DeimosSaturn 1 year ago
@DeimosSaturn oooooooooo where pleazeee tell me ive got to get there yummmmmm
MrTbomb78 1 year ago 2
For the love of God, why has Patrice not put out a CD/DVD? Funniest mother fucker to drop by on a regular basis.
Thanks Yarsh.
Athhippie 1 year ago 2
People like this are vile. I don't want them anywhere near me, it's no different from being in the same room as a lunatic.
metazare 1 year ago 2
@metazare like what?
DariusKnightshade 1 year ago
@DariusKnightshade Freakin' the dude who was on idol that they're talking about who dresses and talks like a woman and shit.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare lighten up why even be here bashing them? just live your life humorless and dull and move on it's ok we forgive you for not laughing it's ok
laugh or move on but don't post
DariusKnightshade 1 year ago
@DariusKnightshade What the hell are you talking about, Opie and Anthony are hilarious. I'm talking about the fucking weirdo man girl thing on idol they're talking about.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare thought you were talking about the fellas sorry
seemed like
should be less vague
DariusKnightshade 1 year ago
@DariusKnightshade Yeah now that I think about it I should have been a bit more clear on that. My apologies.
metazare 1 year ago
@metazare no problem i too apologize =)
DariusKnightshade 1 year ago
@DariusKnightshade "now go get your shine box" hahahaha
GreenPliskin 1 year ago
@GreenPliskin "MOTHER-FUCKER"
rqbuchanan 1 year ago
American Idol sucks ass lol
moepippy 1 year ago 3
This is why TV sucks ass. I'm happy for satellite radio
Demendred1605 1 year ago 2
I've been looking for torre.....online...replays and couldn't find any. Meh, thanks for this.
TOUGH AND ROUGH IT'S WET OUTSIIIIIEEEEDE IT'S RAINING OOOOHHHHH!
FireProFitz27 1 year ago
Gender benders should be shot
xg4bx 1 year ago