Ah yes I had been hearing good things about Mac's newest OS and I must say after watching this video it lives up to everything I ever expect from Mac.
I get radiation poisoning from just looking at this thing, Im fairly certain that they stroke it in China as well so how could they make a scroll of frantically masturbating characters set to mary had a little lamb?
You see this is the sort of toy that ruins christmas for a kid, They sit there and hope they'll get their new Spider-Man toy and they open it up and all it actually does is play a irrelevant nursery rhyme and the guys on the pic look like they're having a seisure. I pity any kid who was bought this by their parents. the shittiest toy I've seen in a long time...
um a spiderman computer that plays "twinkle twinkle little star" "this old man" "london bridge" "row row row ur boat" and "mary had a little lamb"= uber fail!
You can tell that the toy designers definitely had "Spiderman" in mind when they created this!
It's always hilarious when you see a bootleg toy of any character and it plays a song that just doesn't match that particular character; I don't think anyone thinks of familiar children's songs when they think of Spiderman (but apparently the people who designed this toy did)!
That's like a laptop, Spiderman version of that green toy TV I used to have. Except it was a clunky rendition of Brahm's lullaby and it had animals of the Zoo on it.
It has two executable files MasterbatinSpidermanz.exe and MGER.exe that stands for Mother Goose's Ear Rape
NEDCHANNEL 3 months ago 2
who THE HELL constructed this horrible device?
BrokenWind08 9 months ago 4
....A...Are you fucking serious? Nursery rhymes to images of Spider-Man, Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus?
What were these bootleggers thinking?!
RakaiThwei 9 months ago
I laughed so hard I cried.
Do the keyboard and mouse work?
99LOLWUT 11 months ago
Can it run Crysis?
Satsujinki5221 11 months ago 6
But can it access the world wide web?
dkolb 11 months ago
Ah yes I had been hearing good things about Mac's newest OS and I must say after watching this video it lives up to everything I ever expect from Mac.
pikmintaro 11 months ago
I get radiation poisoning from just looking at this thing, Im fairly certain that they stroke it in China as well so how could they make a scroll of frantically masturbating characters set to mary had a little lamb?
Donryall 11 months ago
does it have window 7?
Magikjimmey 1 year ago 4
The newest Macbook Pro model.
Armydillo0 1 year ago 5
Oh man, I actually kind of want one. It's so bad that it comes out the other side and is kind of awesome.
ZeldaDD 1 year ago
Still much better than Windows Vista!
Also, if you hit enter it will change the sound:
FIREFIREFIREFIRE!!*blamblamblamblam*DropyerWEAPON!!!FIREFIREFIRE**blamblamblam**
Avesfox 1 year ago
HOLY CR*P THIS SH*T SCARES THE CR*P UOT OF ME!!!!!!!
tyrannoboy123 1 year ago 2
NIGHTMARE FUEL
SonicPsycho 1 year ago 2
Can I get a hammer?
yoshifan3333 1 year ago
I have a (licensed) Mickey Mouse TV that does the same thing.
linkrulezall 1 year ago
I am now scarred for life!
Yoda2245 1 year ago
Can it run Crysis? =D
JosephGoebbelz 1 year ago
"Dad, is the computer broken?"
"Yes, let me fix it." *KICK*
iTemsRUs 1 year ago 5
Also, I have a right to be ingrateful, if I had this.
paulsbuck5 1 year ago
That's a non-product toy, it's playing childish music.
paulsbuck5 1 year ago
hammer because it plays childreen's songs
Francyesko 1 year ago
Not necessarily a bad toy. You just need a good imagination.
"I see Spidey on the Spiderman Super Computer 2000 and he's in trouble, we have to help!"....
ummmm...yeah ;)
socialcrimeradio 1 year ago 2
"How do you start the computer Dad?"
"Hit Alt and Tab, I don't know"
LMFAO
socialcrimeradio 1 year ago 2
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heloiese 1 year ago
Toy of the year
all years
Magik0722 2 years ago
Haha, it's like trolling in real life.
DeIiciousCP 2 years ago 2
okay this is spiderman...
what is up with the baby music
XxGreenDayzxX 2 years ago
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KraigTheMan 2 years ago
.... wat
RockXStarEvan 2 years ago
You see this is the sort of toy that ruins christmas for a kid, They sit there and hope they'll get their new Spider-Man toy and they open it up and all it actually does is play a irrelevant nursery rhyme and the guys on the pic look like they're having a seisure. I pity any kid who was bought this by their parents. the shittiest toy I've seen in a long time...
DoctorWholigan79 2 years ago 26
speaking of the nursery rhyme music
GAH! ITS SO HORRIBLE! MAKE IT STOP!
MadDemon64 2 years ago 2
Wow.... can you imagine getting this for Christmas, with your parents thinking it was a real computer! I'd be pissed off!
hostel969 2 years ago
Why are they all jacking off?
Optimusprimemc 2 years ago 30
@Optimusprimemc lol
TurboCharizard 10 months ago
This is fuck it's like every Spidey character was having some sort of a attack. lol
thetoyreviewerisdead 2 years ago
FTW
NicholasGalvan 2 years ago
This is one ugly peice of crap.
MattTheSushi 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha true dat lol that was funny
thetoyreviewerisdead 2 years ago
um a spiderman computer that plays "twinkle twinkle little star" "this old man" "london bridge" "row row row ur boat" and "mary had a little lamb"= uber fail!
kaylinsvlog 2 years ago
makes me want to punch a child.
skittlezlove07 2 years ago
Im pretty sure I have a christmas decoration that does this
GekiReviewTouja 2 years ago
Failimanjaro!!
theperfectone121212 2 years ago 2
FAIL-TROCITY!!
PatitoFilmsSAdeCV 2 years ago 2
You can tell that the toy designers definitely had "Spiderman" in mind when they created this!
It's always hilarious when you see a bootleg toy of any character and it plays a song that just doesn't match that particular character; I don't think anyone thinks of familiar children's songs when they think of Spiderman (but apparently the people who designed this toy did)!
misslizzie2007 2 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK!!!???
Duvmasta 3 years ago
Yeah, 'cause that's what young boys playing Super Hero want. Fake Laptops playing Twinkle Twinkle little star >>
Dragonrider1227 3 years ago
This will make any parent use a sledgehammer on this garbage.
VideoFavorer 3 years ago 3
That's like a laptop, Spiderman version of that green toy TV I used to have. Except it was a clunky rendition of Brahm's lullaby and it had animals of the Zoo on it.
ShironuAkaineko 3 years ago
i think i have the same one!!!
Bandicoot859 2 years ago