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  • Which episode is this from? It sounds interesting!

    MrGerolf 2 days ago

  • @MrGerolf Its from season 1, sleeper assassin.

    xox1592009 1 day ago

  • @xox1592009 Okay thanks, great videos btw!

    MrGerolf 22 hours ago

  • lol this shit is too funny.

    MrGerolf 2 days ago

  • You have two choices to spread your buthole or die. I died from laughing but a conspiracy brought me back foedical research

    VincentVonDoom47 3 days ago

  • Its funny as hell.

    delano31326 3 days ago

  • What the fuck? This is an outrage!

    SCRulerShinoda 2 weeks ago

  • @SCRulerShinoda KISS MY DIRTY ASS

    blacktigerpaw1 1 week ago

  • This should be a daily show.

    SCRulerShinoda 2 weeks ago

  • SOOOO FUNNY!!!

    najma50000 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • Move over Gaston, Jesse Ventura is the new king of Youtube Poop

    WayTooBased 2 weeks ago 2

  • "You have two choices. Spread open your butthole...Or die."

    Anon371 3 weeks ago

  • This is quite possibly the greatest video I have ever seen in my entire life.

    coMpLekS1 3 weeks ago

  • This needs at least 10x the current amount of views. It's awesome. THINK AGAIN!

    TheAquaBuddha 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • I still think that CAPTAIN FREEDOM doesn't get the credit he deserves! HE WAS LAST SEASON'S NUMBER ONE STALKER!!!

    PangoliaDogg15 1 month ago

  • YOU THINK YOU SHOULDN'T SUBSCRIBED TO XOX1592009? THINK AGAIN!

    lolguygoeslol 1 month ago 3

  • lol

    mills7777 1 month ago

  • Anyone know the name of the song at 1:22? Reminds me of some of darude's stuff.

    lolguygoeslol 2 months ago

  • i cried when i watched it i laghed that hard i literly almost died

    jdogg9886 2 months ago 2

  • absolutely hysterical!

    InvincibleNumanist 2 months ago

  • What is that video at the beginning?

    trainmandan05 2 months ago

  • I've seen a lot of youtube poop...This one seriously had me gasping for air it was that funny. Great job on the jesse ventura poops....Glad to have accidentally come across these!....

    TheSplitz93 3 months ago

  • Needs some UFO footage and Bigfoot footage, otherwise, this is funny!

    Urvy1A 3 months ago

  • 2:06 I knew Jesse thought backwards, thanks for the hard evidence.

    BurntShake1 3 months ago

  • sexual tyranosaraus!

    KevinKimbrellSC 4 months ago 3

  • does anyone know what episode(s) he got this from? i'm going to try and poop it

    123Iliketoeatpie 4 months ago in playlist 123Iliketoeatpie's favorites

  • Guy: "Making a person invisible"

    Jesse: "So literally you could become a tree?"

    *dramatic pause for facepalm*

    Kastagaar 4 months ago

  • 6 people spread opened there buttholes

    CaptainBoots21 5 months ago

  • @CaptainBoots21 Faggot.

    XmXFLUXmX2 5 months ago

  • @XmXFLUXmX2 lol jk

    CaptainBoots21 4 months ago

  • @CaptainBoots21 And now it's time to party.

    XmXFLUXmX2 4 months ago

  • WTF LMAO!  Luv this shit! Funny as hell. I'm not Jesse Ventura nut I endorse this video.lol.

    Reivaj92173 5 months ago

  • This is the funniest poop of 2011, seriously I quote it all the time.

    AYBEE11 5 months ago

  • treeeeeeeeeeee

    gtaellis 5 months ago

  • tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision tunnel vision 

    Serapherus 6 months ago

  • lol wo wo wo wo wo wo wo

    slowlybutfasholy 6 months ago 2

  • Im VESSE JENTURA !!!

    lawl

    DontGiveMeYourCrap 6 months ago 5

  • Also what is the song at 1:22?

    m3talcorps3 6 months ago

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    cdog9438 7 months ago

  • "You have two options: Spread open your butthole or die." "I don't think so!" (Jesse and the Jesse Assassin walk away and walk backwards towards each other) "FAGGOT!"

    m3talcorps3 7 months ago 5

  • 3 people have spead open their butthole.

    thenitrous666 7 months ago 5

  • Jesse Ventura is the new chuck norris!

    killthenerd5 8 months ago 8

  • BEST YTP EVER

    gPaHaTaTa 8 months ago

  • what is the name of the track at 1:20?

    Tuskarr 8 months ago

  • if youre thinking about dislikeing this 0:38

    cdog9438 8 months ago 10

  • Spread open your butt hole... or die.

    JAYTPoopCorp 8 months ago 4

  • "He was a programmed killer for our Government, and you wanna know the strangest part?.......he looked like a bitch" lol this is one of the funniest YTP's ive ever seen

    Mrdwd007 8 months ago 36

  • Make sure you put Jesse up to 720P for his high quality insults

    FoxD89 8 months ago 6

  • what software do you use to make this??

    nickloks 8 months ago

  • LOOOL THE EYE!!!??

    Deckardpr 8 months ago

  • a god damm sexual tyranosaurs

    grey9438 8 months ago 8

  • Hidden cock power!!!

    CampeadorHUN 8 months ago

  • It's Pikachu

    GOD DAMN IT

    Y0urMothersVagina 8 months ago

  • So glad to see a hit-piece on Ventura, seems like he remains wildly popular with the fluoride generation... excellent job, hilarious, best laugh I've had in awhile.

    2dogarage 8 months ago

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Tuunnnnneelllllll Viiiiiiiiiisiiioonnnn?

    Vexeron1 8 months ago

  • This needs more views. Holy shiT!

    Sethistic 8 months ago

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    Sethistic 8 months ago

  • Excellent.

    JAYTPoopCorp 8 months ago

  • I'M VESSE JENTURA

    Vexeron1 8 months ago 3

  • This was one of the funniest/most hilarious/well done poops I've ever seen!! You are amazing sir!

    Yabadabajew 8 months ago 41

  • hey xox have you heard of jaytpoopcorp?

    ilovecats748 8 months ago

  • Nice cliffhanger. I hope there's a sequel.

    Kefkadet 8 months ago

  • God i love you man! And i meen in a bro and homo way!

    killthenerd5 8 months ago

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