Nigella Talks Dirty

[TheRavenIndustries]

I'm hard... Nigella? WTF do I do now your gone? :(

[TheBramVC]

"I think I'm gonna squirt and sit in the warm liquid"

[clowbeck]

Dirty girl!

[shroomraccoon]

now joy of joys, with some cream in my deep flange. :D

[dilithium72]

I'm crying! :'-) Well done that person! So funny.

[wilkcc]

'my clam flesh is addictive' LOL

[brittyismee]

"I think I'm gonna squirt... and then sit in the warm liquid" ahah

[backofburke68]

omg, top effort to the genius that put this together. talk about LMAO!!!

[caitstr]

ahahahahaha! Poor Nigella, but this is hilarious.

[TheWushu666]

you Mr 80gumdrops are a freaking legend! xD

[v5v24]

weirdest boner

[thermitebanana]

best YouTube video evar

[beavertown2006]

Cracks me up every time when I watch it!

The uploader is a hero!

[Talwyn22]

laughing so much, can barely type.... f*cking hillarious!

[bjmcdonald99]

Pure gold.

She makes love to the camera.

[imSinBined]

i closed my eyes and ummm.. it's more delicious..mmmm :D

[sevuw]

Love it! Awesomely put together!!

[Princess27847]

Jesus Christ, this was hilarious. Actually in tears.

[OhHaiMadzehh]

im actually in tears:D

[laybackandlightup]

my clam flesh is absolutely addictive

[russellecollins]

Absolute genius, very very funny!

[StovGVEVO]

this isnt as good as the other one

[adiyat27]

LOL!!!!!!

[99edwardos]

You are a legend!

[beavertown2006]

I am so proud of 80gumdrops, can you say a word to us, you are a hero!

[BedroomBassist]

Clam flesh! LOLZZ.

[brokenwyng]

Oh Nigella, you had me at 'clam flesh'. lol

[Frooblefulable]

Ah dear. Never going to be able to watch Nigella cooking again.

[Kurasutaru]

wtf?! get a life

[franklindavid]

Wow! Your a dish.

[uyngane]

Your turn Giada!

[MrToobarker]

i think im going to sit in my warm juices lol

[ufuckfacesonofabitch]

Oh Nigella. I love you so much more now!

[J58440]

How many times does that tart change clothes in her show?

[Higanoboru09]

I know this whole thing off by heart.

[Samgallant33]

I have a real thing about - sizeable cock. BRILLIANT

[RelieveSF]

with my sweet juicies

[Saganist420]

This is the work of a genius.

[xXDoctorPhantomXx]

This must be a shock to her family and friends.

[DunesDubstep]

"I have a real thing about sizeable cock" hahaha

[Manial12]

Hahaha completely lost it at 'clam flesh'.

[KingAdonisDNA]

I have a massive erection.

[exmo74]

I'm all of a sudden interested in cooking.

[MatMadik]

OHH MAN!!! I JUST WATCHED IT THROUGH, LMFAO!!!!!!

[MatMadik]

THE BEST!!!

[TheGeomas]

Imagine a threeway between Will's mum and Neil's sister from the inbetweeners and Nigella. I think that is the only time i would ever ejaculate prematurely.

[72jmk]

i'm going to squirt and sit in the warm liquid hahaha

[LanceLange]

This woman is 52!!!! My god, forget younger women, this is my new ideal woman!!! :D

[LanceLange]

Absolutel genious!  She's hot and fun to look at, but if you listen to the audio without watching the video, it's almost hard to tell it's been editted. Damn good job mate!

[xaviercheesebro]

Escoblades sent me here.

[ksdhanesh7]

hai fain

[ChipmunkYou]

" and who's going to complain about the scent of sweet - pussy - drifting through the house" :D

[delukese]

your editting skillz will be loved arround the world.

[mrmobyjones]

*press play* LET THE WANKING... COMMENCE!!!!

[dannrichardson]

fucking creased, paaha

[andrewplayle1982]

The first two lines crease me up every single time, this is genius!! :-)

[gr33nandpurpletictac]

wow :P

[RobynJasonsBtch]

thats just so wrong ffs

[CharvelDude94]

She looks like Will's mum.

[grant24678]

Pussy wafting through the house (AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)

[avelinosk]

i wish i were at home.. i would have laughed my ass off.

[MyFantazmagazzle]

I typed this comment with one hand

[PatrickJForrest]

BWAHAAHAHAAHAH!

[steenky01]

hahahaa nice one the GO!

[qlight]

top 10 video of the whole universe(that is if it includes northern europe)

[naplestan]

The Joker was here.

[lantyboy696]

I aint laughed so hard in ages! thankyou!

[lambyiii]

LOL!!!

[drukenhard]

"....and just in case it's a little stiff, hold it away from me and set fire to it....."

Must admit I've never tried that

[popaddict]

Now this is a well rounded woman. Knows her place in the kitchen, has a hearty meal prepared and the scent of her pussy wafting through the house.

[PimpMrMoney]

wowwwweeeeee...



[Shinkada]

The rest of the video was sort of mediocre but holy crap the first line just had me in stitches.

[sKiiTs8]

Fuckn gold

[erosmangr74]

This is officially the first time that I have ever liked an edited video. We've all fantasized about Nigella talking like this to us... :)

[aleighachan]

Is it bad that this is how i hear her talk anyway...

[ferry7777]

Her pussy must be very sweet & juicy

[8Disco]

And whos going to complain at the scent of pussy whofting through the house? xD

[tiffsaver]

Is there a special Oscar for food show editing? I thought my Nigella fantasies were already out of control, until I saw this masterpiece. This is simply brilliant.

My favorite quote: "My clam flesh is absolutely addicting." Kudos for the best food porn of the year!!!

[dangerouslytalented]

You can hardly see the edits.

[FunnyTimeAhead87]

76 people don't like clam soaking....

[FunnyTimeAhead87]

MY CLAMFLESH is absolutely addictive

! lol ewwwwww!

[MyCrazyPsycho]

'I think I am gonna squirt and then sit in a warm liquid' cracked me up lol

[MyCrazyPsycho]

This is tooooo good!!! lol

[MrJordanUSA]

British MILF

[jesusonamotorbike]

apparently charles saatchi is going to show this in his new show at his gallery...just a rummor

[TheAndystacey]

pure genius i nearly pissed myself it so funny!!! well done!!

[Erin91225]

Her show is more like soft porn... the camera is never on the actual food

[NefariousAltitudes]

oh my hahaha

[GeebanGuy]

Thumbs up if you agree that 76 people are SEXUALLY REPRESSED.

[GeebanGuy]

"If you want to squeeze my plumptious beauties be my guest" HAHA! that gets me every time!

[lordmichael6969]

I bet her clam flesh is addictive!

[GreyRayWilson]

ROFL!!!! "It's what you put in that makes the difference"

[GreyRayWilson]

LOLOLOLOL



[MrBb9822]

Lolololololololol

[hecktick133]

lmaoo clam soaking

[PivotGuardianDZ]

CLAMFLESH

[CHUNDERTHUNDER99]

I spat my drink over my screen, when she said "who's gonna complain about the smell of pussy" hahahahha

[LievenScheire]

@CHUNDERTHUNDER99 Your drink, ey?

[zash169]

whoever made this is amazing

[FannyLouLouToo]

@lukey247 she made a breakfast juice drink called the pussyfoot :p

[darkminstrel]

Holy gods. I'm absolutely confused at my simultaneous arousal and laughter.

[AaronMxsK8]

genius



[StovGVEVO]

if you want to squeeze plumptious beauties lol

[MissAshleyWen]

How did all these Nigella comedy videos start? lol

[HAYZER4]

You would.

[kjmiller1000]

Nigella Lawson is my fave cook <3 xoxo

[kiwkee]

Tease

[ImAwesome000]

I actually cried of laughter.

[petergrifff]

nice one



[dModer101]

I think I just had an accident, that is F A N T A S T I C !

[Keith10284]

Nice! I damn near pissed myself laughing watching that! Nigella is sooo sexy! She always gives me a boner when I see her on TV. I've bashed one off many times thinking of her! Any man who says they haven't at least once is either a shitstabber or a bare faced liar!

[RogerabbitGosu]

@Keith10284

Or not a 12 year old masturbating over daytime TV

[keyblaemaster]

@Keith10284 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[LewisBeales]

@Keith10284 Dad?

[keyblaemaster]

LOL

[MrCOLTSR2]

HAHA!....DEF A THUMBS UP!...76 people must be gay or have absolutely NO sense of humour!

[deeemm411]

What does being gay have to do with this being funny or not? You could do this with a fugglier person and it would still be funny if mixed right.

[MrCOLTSR2]

@deeemm411 go fuck ur buddy dude! .....now piss off!

[deeemm411]

Oh, wow, absolutely fantastic. *slow claps*. Aggressive over a completely harmelss statement. Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?

[lukey247]

"my clam flesh is absolutely addictive"

[lamarmousse]

"I'm going to squirt and sit in the warm liquid" - whoa! TMI, Nigella!!!

[ThriceDog]

clam flesh

[stasber]

Britain's answer to DJ Steve Porter! Brilliant! Keep it up!

[AmberNymanXX]

'my clam flesh is absolutely addictive'

OH MY GOD. tears

[MrBotfly75]

now joy of joys..Get some cream in my deep flange because it always feels like a treat..rofl

[Flamestar1989]

which episode is this? :P

[lukey247]

when would she have ever said pussy in her show?

[SweatyPedo]

MILF/10

[crazyorla]

fair play to whoever made this!! fuckin epic!

[FuNmX]

Awesome!

[Romulus123]

''Complete tart'

We love you for it Nigella.

[venger]

What have you done to my beloved Nigella? You've made her sound like a cheap tart.

I hate you all. Good day sir.

[seaglec]

OMG this is freaking insane, hahahaha can't stop laughing, i guess maybe she watched this video or twitted it to her hahahahaha

[BigBagsForRent2]

Crying tears here.

[Boobdepot1977]

How can I laugh and wank to this at the same time?

[SuperDylzo]

lmfao. it made me almost piss myself.

[archersbane]

IM FUCKING DYING

[prideandknowledge]

how is that rasist

[Bigducey101]

lol

[deeknsty]

Bravo, good stuff very amusing.

[Birimbeto]

Indeed. xD

[JamesOfTheYear]

this is the most incredible thing

[donprose]

1.25 sizeable cock!!!

[TG0896]

lmfao this is actually amazing. legend

[Emper0rH0rde]

I wonder if she knows just how many guys young enough to be her sons want to "hold it away from her and set fire to it."

[imjustyoutubing]

a bit fishy i know LOL

[GlassesNinja]

This is just. ROFLMFAO.

[MrEmbryCullen]

I think I am going to squirt then sit in the warm liquid ROFLMAO

[LanceTheDoctor]

Went to uni with this one. I've got a few stories let me tell you! Proper wench

[EGshlimAJ]

Oh wow!

[norbit87]

76 people complained about the scent of pussy wafting through the house

[Mopehome]

1:46 enough said ^_^

[ObamaLeRenoi]

id bang her

[C0verage]

oeh, i think im gonna squit!, and sit in the warm liquid

wth xD i have a real thing about sizeable cock?

[caryd77]

My clam flesh is absolutely addictive.....lol

[phatflaco]

i have never herd ..food be soooo dam sexy....lol

[strychninecologne]

thumbs up if blah blah abloo bloo

[Qabcdefghijklmnop]

1:26 to 1:54 was absolutely hilarious. I seriously fell on my chair laughing.

[theTicklemehellmo]

@Qabcdefghijklmnop Set fire to it.

[peachey95]

Loll

[The101Nutjob]

What a Legend ! ;)

[jadegirlwoood]

only cooking show my bf would watch with me, so that he can stare at her bouncing boobies and sluty poses.

[NinjaJohno]

lol 0:44 who going to complain about the scent of pussy wofting through the house when they come in" i fukin loled

[keyblaemaster]

@NinjaJohno abit fishy i know but my clam flesh is absolutely addictive xD

[SelGJBAshTPwnU]

i cannot xD

[JBLgangsta]

"I think i am going to squirt and sit in the warm liquid" HAHAH

[myfunkychannel]

set fire to it?!?!?!?

[AngieInWonderlandx]

BOOBS D:

[morphix007]

lolololol



[abvgvideos]

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