Married...With Children - If Al Had a Hammer

[scitsalcoryp]

You wanna turn out the lights and we can tell some scary stories ? ( Fuckin Blow ) Oh I thought we would strip down to our underwear an sing " Puff the magic dragon "

Motherfuckin full throttle Spew HAHAHRHAR

[scitsalcoryp]

Some clean normal guy fun...what the fuck exactly is that ? Yer makin it difficult to digest my beer SPEWland

[scitsalcoryp]

17:30 this fucking show might kill me of laughter death HARRR

[scitsalcoryp]

Giving up sex for humor ? This your show !! HAR

[scitsalcoryp]

Peg is a fox..Kelly is sweet...Al has nothing in his pants..and Bud is Moe Howard...Laffing my freakin ass off right down to the rubber room

[scitsalcoryp]

The opening credit music makes me want to pick my nose LOfuckingL

[scitsalcoryp]

Peg is beautiful YES

[scitsalcoryp]

Milk is wonderful...you know what i am talking about..ok I will tell you

The Milk that comes out of a womans vagina

while she is the throes of an orgasm....some ladies spew more than others

I am sorry if I have offended anyone...Sex is precious

it is hard to hold onto

[scitsalcoryp]

Sex and foreplay is GOOD

What the freakin fuck is the problem ?

Quiviring clitoris is always special yah

What is yer fuckin problem LOLOLOLOL

[scitsalcoryp]

16:00 is seriously disturbing..I am sure it wasnt meant to be that way

I really love this sweet little show

This show is full of dysfunctional Love..

Silly Funny and is so freaking excellent !

Laughs come no matter what !!!!!!

[scitsalcoryp]

I might bite my freakin tongue watching this show

Utterly brilliant and So funny

[scitsalcoryp]

Bud doesn' t do too bad with ladies

Lots of guys would pay dearly to hang out with one of thse foxes

[scitsalcoryp]

Took 10 watchings to understand the little barb at 17:15 LMFASRO !!!!!!

[scitsalcoryp]

Spewed twice tonight looking at this excellent little show

I am going to have to clean my monitor tomorrow

Laughter is So good... we all need it

Thank You Lord for Good friends

Coming down from an alcohol meltdown

Then You who know have been there

[scitsalcoryp]

SPEW

every time I watch this point 17:39

GOD has a a sense of humour

Save Me !!!!

Brilliant silly and so funny

[scitsalcoryp]

This show seems to have a lot of Love in it...despite all the sarcasm

It is a Great Show

[scitsalcoryp]

This show is nothing less than brilliant ..the whole Ted / Ed exchange at 17:00 is so freakin silly ...and pretty much spot on in a lot of ladies eyes

Yes Men have foibles I apologize for any man that ever existed...

We are not all bad

[scitsalcoryp]

Marcy ( Amanda ) is a sweet baby fox

[scitsalcoryp]

11:17 response from Kelly ( Christina )

is just too funny

Someone was smoking some good stuff when they wrote this

Yah

[scitsalcoryp]

What the fuck is with the incessant ads ?

No better way to drive people away from your stuff than getting them constantly annoyed...

There was a great Army recruitment ad on here not too long ago that was excellent

Made a point and did not waste a baby second of your life making it

Everything else is just so much bullshit

[scitsalcoryp]

I wanna hang out with Peg..preg or not

I love you Ms Katey Sagal

[scitsalcoryp]

Samson lol

[scitsalcoryp]

Vagina is so sweet...forgive me if I have offended you

[scitsalcoryp]

What is the problem ? Foreplay is good

and milky..so sweet

[scitsalcoryp]

Ted Mc Ginley at 17:00 fucking hilaiouas about right that is hilarious !@

[scitsalcoryp]

Guy hangout lasts about 1 minute LMFAO

[scitsalcoryp]

Tis show id precursur to " The Shield  "

Fox Peg..is there

Peg..you are so beautiful

Katey Sagal

You are foxx #1

[jorge10928]

It's a lonely life for grand master B.

[Angelique2471]

@jorge10928 - it's lonely life for Bud :-)

[iDRaMuHH]

Best...show...ever

[beccabearsc]

Al has a bad life I feel sory for him

[TheVickyVick]

How the hell did Marcy take over Al's room!!! Peggy is not even their and it her house!!! She has no right! SHE HAS NO RIIIGGHHTTT!

[aliXsin]

@TheVickyVick lmao i laughed so hard when i read the last part of this comment hahahahaha

[angie122897]

i LOVE this show! (: btw, BUCK is the one with the brains! lol, but my fave is kelly! She is so stupid she is FUNNY!! :D

[IronGaz]

This show always have some of the hottest chicks on the show with huge breast and long sexy legs.

[qtpie928]

LOL @ I would rather sleep in a bunk bed under Oprah!!

Engage in a frolicking threesome with Roseanne and her husband!

Play naked twister with everyone of the Golden Girls!

than have that little screaming doodie geyser at the foot of my bed!

[kaejae24]

I would rather play Naked Twister with every-one of the Golden Girls

[CQ1981331]

grandflasher B haha

[TheZoelzer2]

ford commercial everry min.

[doomage101]

anyone know why these videos keep ending way early?

[Fast10Eddie]

jeff darcy is the man

[TheLildj713]

i was 8 when my dad was wtching this show and now evry time i see this it reminds me of those days :)

[varunthekingofgames]

lol archie comic

[pasley21]

whats up with the opening song?

[DrBananaKing7000]

1 person has tainted Al Bundy's room

[JoshBroz]

12:25

[JoshBroz]

OMG! now their is ads during the videos, this is bad, OMF

[JoshBroz]

I HATE ADS!!!!

[faytkiller]

@JoshBroz Ads keep this free. so STFU

[themack355]

Al looks great in this episode

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

yes once we all watched dumbed shows

[angelicax3]

fav show ever :)

[Mrpdwestraw]

This sitcom was so funny hummmmm KELLY

[terminx12]

the people who ended this show is just plain stupid

[shallowman]

@terminx12 That's Fox for you.

[stonevrscx]

i forgot what what i was talking about

[dashitbitch13]

i fucking love this show and Al and kelly is just fucking hilarious and wtf is with the intro song?

[stacydels]

this show is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!! my favorite charactier is kelly and the neighbors

[Newtwist75]

what happened to the old theme song..this one does not fit the show.

[DARKNEZZINC]

DUST BUSTER R U OK ???....PRICELESS !!

[SatansMullet]

HAHAHAHAA i LOVE this episode!!! i remember when i seen it way back when hahaha.. the hammer glowing STILL makes me Lulz

[KunkoFilms2]

0:01 to skip those damn ads!!!

[md65000]

A little mwc trivia if anyone cares: that chick at 19:32 is Catherine Rusoff, Ed O'Neill's wife.

[Earth2Superman]

lmao @ flava flav screaming at 9:28

[idicula1979]

If Turtle was not in in Vine's Entourage he would be Bud Bundy.

[19seandel78]

LMAO @ 11:08!!! Al was bout to knock Bud the fuck out.

[hershybar100]

i love this show

[bigmike4424]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[IMN666]

wtf? it stop five minutes in to the episode? can we say, youtube fail?

[edgehead888]

@IMN666 Maybe it's just cause ur com sux

[IMN666]

@edgehead888 right, brand new computer, and it sucks try again kid

[theman2meet5]

@IMN666 it must your computer

[ToWDawG99247]

@theman2meet5 dumbass

[theman2meet5]

@ToWDawG99247 WTF did i do o3o

[hersterhunk]

Damn that girl is so funny, sexy and so fuckin hot. Dustbuster are u ok.. lol..

[herbnaga]

LOL! Who's the prat in the back yelling, "Yeah, Boy!"?

[NeoSSJX]

"Begone jackals!" HAHAHA!

[hyoboy81]

bud would have been very successful with that hot chick if peg didn't interfere

[deathproof357]

bed wetter b lol

[lionslash232]

17:50 lol @ Terry Bogard from King of Fighters!

[iloveclassics50]

MOMMY!!! lol

[kozagong]

aaargh peg u spoiled buds life :D

[kboss2011]

chick at 8:20 holly shitttt

[Commando303X]

"You found a pumpkin, Daddy"? Lol.

[fukkboii]

'sleep in a bunk bed under OPRAH'- LMAO!

[surgednb]

2:40 LMAO

[fixingtheproblem]

19:20 more like hey gtfo of my house

[yearofthe]

20:29

ROFL

[shallowman]

God Bud looks SO uncool at 5:48.

[CCR1991]

Isn't that plot of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Haha

[DokkenCanes11]

The worlds strongest man @ 20:07 lol

AL BUNDY FOREVER!!

[IMBOREDIN200B]

i really hate marcy

[ShotgunDart]

Join the club. We meet on tuesdays!

[robynsegg]

Agreed!  I also found Peg very annoying during these episodes!

[smashballbrawler]

peggy and marcy being annoying is kinda the point...

[losdilla]

why no frank on the theme song

[stevenauringer]

someone said because of copy rights.

[robynsegg]

I think Frank's estate had a problem w/ the song being used on the DVD version... which makes no sense whatsoever.

[sbrachow1]

i just realized - life is too short for bland meals!

[DarkSushiDX]

rofl 9:26 Yea BOIE!!!!!

[SimplyPolitical]

Al Bundy never sleeps with another woman or leaves his wife, no matter how much he says he wants to. That always made me curious.

[jho3000]

That theme song they attached to the title sequence stinks like a butt.

[Flyingpaintball]

i feal sorry for the girl bud bundy is makeing out with LOL

[MusicLova84]

LOL, Al: "Be gone Jackals!!!" lmao. Gotta love Al Bundy!

[boilerboy]

Al's Dad: 'Go for it, son.' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[000HEL]

that hammer is bitchen

[jakemaroc312]

still holding out for a Married with Children movie.

[SushiFestival]

You've been watiting for 12 years?

[jakemaroc312]

mochiron, Sushimatsuri san.

[SushiFestival]

? what does that mean?

[jakemaroc312]

mochiron, Sushimatsuri san. = Absolutely correct SushiFestival.

[ToWDawG99247]

@SushiFestival what comment proceeded THIS comment?>??12 yrs for what? and how would this be the second highest rated comment when its a year old does everyone REALLY scroll back a YEAR just so it makes SENSE i DOUBT it

[vkbl111]

many people are complaining that most of the shows on youtube/shows are old.. but these "old" ones are GREAT.. too bad they edited the song out..

[Aerodeth]

Guess the singer still owns the rights to it and Crackle just didnt wanna ante up.

Oh well. 'Snot like THAT'S the major reason we ever watched this show!

[TheFlST]

I fucking LOVE this show

[7475flyersfan]

@TheFlST who doesnt long live al bundy one of americas heros

[jorge10928]

@TheFlST FUCK

[jsandshere]

this is the greatest married w/ children ever

[wastedaga1n]

Awesome! I love these shows!