Alligator Snapping Turtle Playing In The Yard

[XxDBZSuperSaiyan4xX]

turtles are awesome

[lorenmps]

@manpie17 Believe it or not, it was left on my porch in a big box along with 3 hatchling aligators

[Marinermandrone]

Aww he wants to give you a blowjob

[Ihateirans]

That's one dangerous Microwave Snapping Tortoise!

[lorenmps]

@Ihateirans Ummmmmmmmm  :/

[Ihateirans]

@lorenmps I had an pet Schnauzer that used to attack me! I named him "Von Beezle", the Two Faced Turbo Nazi War Dog of the Third Reich! Then there was Rephrizo the growling cat and a gator called Phyzor the Irreconcilable. You couldn't bargain, bribe or cuddle him. Born angry, it lived only to terrorize and kill. All my pets got bizzare names.

[kris01891]

Not a happy turtle at all

[xLexiiPuppyx]

I agree with @ArmyofSeaturtles . If I were a robber and i broke into a house, and the first thing I saw was that huge thing in the hallway staring at me with its mouth open, I'd walk out the door and shut it. Thank god those things can't run fast.

[NarowAR07]

@xLexiiPuppyx actaully they are quite quick on their feet atleast when they are small :)

[lorenmps]

They're not usually in the best mood when being messed with.

He's got a big pond, but doesn't like being on the lawn when it's pod cleaning time

[zoosteful]

why does it have its mouth open all the time...it dosent look very happy

[UKTURTLES]

how olds this one?

[joesmoe71]

It's playing "come anywhere near me and I'll bite your f**king face off!"

[kris01891]

@joesmoe71 LMAOF FUNNY :)

[fishsainia]

its basking leave it alone lol

[o0Psy0o]

Beautiful lawn ornament you got there...

[ArmyofSeaturtles]

who needs guard dogs

[WackChannel101]

@ArmyofSeaturtles i know huh ahah as long as it stays in the yar d

[sorryimsogreat2]

Dontcha just wanna pinch those cheeks

[mralec7]

adorable