Civilization 5 France Gets Nuked

[coolsims94]

People so serious... Wow.

[staticdude]

what map were you playing on??

[SquareCrystal]

gay people get nuked. :)

[redstar1504]

god so much hate ... why ?

[Ubernet67]

That is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[spacetragedy]

ha ha the frogs got nuked... fucking frogs

[fuzzybuz123]

that is the most beutiful thing i have ever seen in my life

[StoneCypher]

This video makes me wish youtube had "flag as appropriate"

[Nygunsons]

same thing happend in bf3

[Lacryman55]

On s'en fout, Amiens c'est une ville toute pourrie. We don't care because Amiens is a shitty city. France loves you.

[Salien1999]

Oh Jesus Christ FENTOOON!

[KittyRokher]

Fuck France, and fuck French people.

[Cakebombhaha11]

@lucluc6259 engaland still have the best sea victiories :D

[TheBLACKBEARD123]

@lucluc6259 British Empire was better

[MrMLabi]

for some reason i like the regular atom bomb (the one that drops from the plane) more than the nuclear missile. I think it looks cooler and it only requires 1 uranium which means you can build more of them.

[WickedZZzY]

@dispatcher7007

LMFAO

Best french joke ever

[NAndKUniverse]

@lucluc6259 Yes and how many times have they surrendered? I dont think they're military strength is bad, they just surrender a lot.

[PwnZombie]

@NAndKUniverse Try fighting with a shattered economy after years of recession and an underfunded armed forces, and top that with the fact the americans wouldn't help and the British abandoned them after bombing the french fleet to prevent the germans capturing it.

[DSDunlap72]

@PwnZombie Actually, the British attacked the French Fleet only AFTER France had surrendered to Germany... also, the British HAD to leave the continent. France was a lost cause, mostly because of French military tactics, French overall strategy, and a decision to fight the last war (WWI).

Britain needed to keep its troops to defend itself against a German invasion which never materialized.

[PwnZombie]

@DSDunlap72 Yeah i know, but still, probably didn't make the French that endeared to us. Yeah, we were a naval power back then, our land army was wrecked after the great depression. The french just kept the maginot line, didn't even think about an attack through belgium.

[joezzzify]

But anyway, doesnt matter what you military record is.

Still got nuked.

[joezzzify]

@lucluc6259 Because there in the center of europe and are very plucky towards there neighbours.

[Agomongo1235]

@lucluc6259 thanks to napoleon

[joezzzify]

@Agomongo1235 Who was from were?

[MrUnhealthyFruit]

@lucluc6259

YOU FORGOT POLAND!

[MrShocktrupr]

@lucluc6259 And in the last century, that record has gone to complete crap

[dispatcher7007]

How many gear speeds does a french tank have?

6! One forward, 5 backward :)

[Scrinoverlord]

@dispatcher7007 You know what really, really sucks about these French jokes? They get stale. And they're unoriginal. And they're repeated more often than Justin Bieber jokes.

I'm French and I love those kinds of jokes, but come on, be a bit more original

[KaptainKrunchmeister]

Thank you France for doing what you do best. Otherwise we probably wouldn't even be a country.

[AirsoftPractice]

How the hell did that one nuke take down all of France? Everytime I hit a city with a nuke it only takes it down to half health, never destroys it. Did you hit a new city with no defences or anything?

[TDH551]

aw that must realy hard francs



[heiltecn9ne]

@lucluc6259 still cant fuck wit the u.s in 2011 lmao

[JulianLikeBernie]

@lucluc6259 i c u havent read the book of french war heros

[ABADN00B]

@lucluc6259 only but they were helped by every other nation allied with them

[jetfede]

I almost conquered the planet using 25 nuclear missiles

[Tennispro349]

reminds me of bf3 :)

[9000888sora]

@lucluc6259

and then nukes came along and this happened. no more escargo

[KazumaProductions]

Cheese eating surrender monkies :D

[anoriolko]

The American government, nation, and people would not even exist were it not for the philosophy and military might of the French empire and its people.

Its so embarrassing how American education system ignores this. Even our language is over 70% French for crying out loud...

[spicandspamful]

@anoriolko you are so dumb its hilarious

[anoriolko]

@spicandspamful

Baron de Montesquieu writings on seperation of powers, Jean Jacque Rousseau's Social Contract, Voltaire's satire on Aristocracy (as well as the English Locke and perhaps even the Italian Beccaria) were the key influences on American government for John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and much of the founding fathers. France was the US ally, aided the US, and was the first country to recognize the US as an independent nation. English IS over 2/3 French (I speak both). Idiot.

[SanAndreasFreak100]

bye bye Disneyland.

[mrbeeboy2000]

@SanAndreasFreak100 disney lands in america smart one

[SanAndreasFreak100]

@mrbeeboy2000

And in Paris, ofcourse

[mrbeeboy2000]

@SanAndreasFreak100 oh sorry i didnt know

[Slipknotter8]

@mrbeeboy2000 Lol.

[Beandude202]

@SanAndreasFreak100

Loved that place...

[tietoviisas]

fallout 5

[raetekusu1]

"We surrender!"

"Nope. We're nuking you."

[MW2Home]

Yeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marphus1]

Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

Homer: France.

Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

[THEx7project]

FUCK YEEEEES!!

[dragnarok1134]

Bahaha, farewell baguette civilisation!

[live4blood]

@lucluc6259 and yet with all of this impressive record they gave up in a day in ww2 well to be more precise half of it the controlling part and some fought but they fall pretty fast too ;d soo explain this to me how can such a country with such an impressive record fail soo much in late wars i blame pacifism o-o.

[Punkaholicify]

badaboom !

[aristotelis1999]

you are a maniac!!!

[KGLGodfather]

@lucluc6259

They may win battles. But never wars!^^

[SabbaghProductions]

100 000 viewer !!!!!!

[lewh300]

Eat snails now !!

[slimskittleify]

@kylemenos lol wow waita be a stingy old bastard lol " seems pretty unrealistic to me" like you were there lol fucking panzee.

[laalalolspop]

That would happen if the British invented the Atom Bomb.

De Gaulle: BUT WE'RE FRICKING ALLIES IN THIS WAR!

Churchill- Well, no shit, some of your territory is controlled by Nazis. That means you're Nazi. Say hello to my little mushroom!

[ralphelliott1]

GIANT FRIENDLY MUSHROOM

[eugeniomyles]

Napoleon is a god among commanders... Foolish in that he was too ambitious and forced a rapid expansion of France's military borders, but a genius in the strategy, policy, and culture!

Truth be told, if it wasn't for the English moat there would be no 'England.' America on the other hand... no true military/political rivals on the same contingent landmass, and if you call killing technologically deficient natives conquest-- your retarded. Sadly, many Americans are too cocky. [I'm American] =P

[ArkyandTarky]

@eugeniomyles if it hadn't been for haitian revolutionaries the usa wouldn't exist either... napoleon would have taken you.

[THEBOSS80001]

@eugeniomyles it did take the leaders of the most powerful nations to come together to take him down, england & germany etc

[mekanikafghani]

history lies 51%

[xenotypos]

@kylemenos Ahahah an Irish saying that it's too funny. When your country will have 1/100th of french military achievement you'll have the right to say that kind of shit. Oh and read history once in a while, or even just watch tv, recently I remember BBC saying that france is the country that fought the most and won more wars in Europe.

But yes omg we lost against the germans in WW2, which justifies... oh wait

[EdwinRaaberg]

Hey there, quick question; is is possible to play like 2 real friends in same team versus 2 AI:s in both different teams (or in same)? And if so, can you trade, discuss, negotiate, sign treaties and all the thing you can do in singleplayer WITH your real FRIEND in-game? And the other scenario, if me and my friennd where on diffrent team, is all the things above still possible?

Would really appreciate an answer from whoever know, thanks ;)

/Raaw

[jamland93]

(8) This is how we do it (8)

[wearedutchminecraft]

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!! Lol

[NightHawk92929]

I love civ 5, you can actually destroy cities with nukes, that always pissed me off about the old games.

[Fliptyfloop]

Your happy about nuking a city, than taking it, when like 9 tiles are nuclear fallout? Lol thats around -27 food, -27 production and -27 gold >:O!!! DONT BE HAPPY!!!

[Orangehairdness]

I actually tried to scroll in so I could see it better. I think I have a Civilization problem O_O

[12345668587]

@kylemenos We did not give up.That is injustice.We fought back.

[relix7373]

if this game was realistic then that first nuke would severely damage your city as well and kill many people

[Bingcrusher]

@kylemenos lol your obviosly british :)

[Danny2462]

The best use for a nuke.

[josealfaroable]

HOW U MADE UR ANIMATIOS SO AWESOME ???????? LIKE YR UNITS

[Hammerlord89]

My dreams finally came true.

[Tom1997able]

you declared war on elisabeth

[kill4kill2kil]

demoman: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[ghettoswag99]

@Metallicapurify oh i forgot

[ghettoswag99]

@kylemenos i dont know if you are being a troll but it is where you build your own country and unrealistic is usally fun

[martinber710]

19 french seen this video

[javakguy]

France beat me in my game...

Thats why im watching this

[9Epidemais4]

@kylemenos

did the incas gave up, when spain declared war on them? Did Poland gave up when Germany started the war? Did Serbia gave up, when AustraiHungary + Germany marched into their land?

[adamrules01]

Napeloeon is always a dick in this game

[imthatoneguy16]

Would this work on a Windows XP with a Geforce 6150 LE graphics card ?

[poopzorpee]

@imthatoneguy16 No buy a better one idiot

[RusMakMonkey123]

that luks more like the tsar bomb....

[sykhophaunt7]

im thinking of getting this game and i hope theres a tutorial on how to play within the game cos it looks really confusing !! (i was an age of empires player)

[GeneralJWA]

15 French People saw this video.....

[Stanifica]

15 people who dislike this video was yeah you guessed it French

[Herkeless]

Civ3 still rules higher, but nice dramatics to Civ 5.

[TheEruIluvatar]

take THAT france! =p

[9Lucario9]

I dont think u want a radioactive France :P

[BIGSMONEYS]

can u play online and do this crazy stuff!!!!

[Treeburner25]

oh god this seems WAY better than civ 3

[RidingBesideMe]

I don't want to set the wooooooorld.... Ooooooon..... Fiiiiiireee.... I just want to starrt, a flame in your heaaart....

[YRUPLAYINGTHIS]

well this is a different game all together but in war leaders clash of nations, i control the entire world as the soviets, but canada,and the us was making thier final stand in ontario which i dropped 2 atomic bombs and send in my forces to kill any survivers.

[moochacho1]

@YRUPLAYINGTHIS hmmm never herd of it. but it look interesting i might check it out.

[aranax69]

@YRUPLAYINGTHIS Loved that game but it's sooo buggy.

[FarEnosa]

@YRUPLAYINGTHIS I don't think there would be any survivors >_<

[lgvereor]

@Bingcrusher How about nuke Britain. They have been nothing but a problem for the world. Gave the false WMD report to the US, colonized and ruined much of Asia, turned a blind eye to Hitler when he was vulnerable, started the Israeli/Arab conflict, the list goes on.

The US has had to play clean up for you for more than a century now.

[Bingcrusher]

@lgvereor I was only joking. geez.

And anyway your only listing the badthings that britain did. we did way more good things than bad like give birth to your god damb country who practicaly stole the british's culture, economy, laws, religion, left over millitary equipment and half of our politics. And don't say we ruined much of asia when you sent your whole millitary into the middle east looking for nuculear weapons (cough "oil").oh and we created great countries like canada and australia.

[lgvereor]

@Bingcrusher Canada great? Um. Have you been there? I'll give you the Aussies though.

Our culture is majority German actually, you can't "steal an economy", the British laws were common laws throughout Europe ans largely based off religion, and your religion was and still is the Anglican Communion while we are secular built on Unitarian and Deist leaders.

It was actually WMD, not nuke, specifically biological which Hussein has used before, and your the ones who told us he had them.

[Bingcrusher]

@lgvereor the british royle family is mostly german so of course your culture is part german when so is ours, you did steal all the money that britain left in the country and all of the industrial buildings and resources we where exploiting, most laws where the same within europe because where all packing into a small space we share culture, laws, religion so they where very simular, we may have told you about the weapons but you invaded and then as usualy dragged europe into it like korea...

[Bingcrusher]

@Bingcrusher Below (again) is begining of rant.

...n war and cold war which where sort of the same thing really and when britain or a main european country doesn't help you you loose like in vietnam and go cry home about it was an honourable withdraw, and lets be perfectly honest you entire country would be nothing if it wasn't for the support of other countries.

Britain build up an entire empire almost singlehandedly and controlled 1/4 of the world and the worlds population.

[lgvereor]

@Bingcrusher German race doesn't bring along German culture, Britain has it's own separate culture, starting with the most prominent, language, all the way down to alcoholic beverage of choice.

We printed our own money, that you counterfeited during the war. Your coins were imported, what we had were earned. Resources change.

It is not European, it is Roman, so technically you stole the Roman's.

Participation is voluntary. The North initiated it, and you voted on it.

[Bingcrusher]

@lgvereor well if you where indian you would probably bring indian culture into your home so the royle family brought the german culture into Britain.

The Industry we build weren't changed though so your economy was build on what we left.

Ever culture in europe/ north africa/ west asia and both americas where strongly influenced by the romans since they where probly the first great empire in the world and one of the longest lived.

This Discussion has gone on long enough so we should stop now :)

[lgvereor]

@Bingcrusher You don't understand, they were only German by race, they were in Britain for a couple centuries, and Britain had pushed it's own on north Germany for centuries before that, the iconic German culture we have today didn't resurface there until Hitler made culture important again.

You didn't leave any industry, you cut lumber and harvested cotton here, that's it. We didn't have access to your molasses trade in the Caribbean, your gold was north in Canada, what we had, we worked for.

[Bingcrusher]

@lgvereor I dont really know much about german culture so i wont reply to that part :)

Are you saying that the americans built all of the towns and citys that lie on the east coast and middle america.

We europeans built most of that infastructure for you nation to set up its roots and grow stronger after we left.

and feel lucky that britain just left after signing a treaty and didn't come back becasue we held huge amys in canada and in britain so if we where desperate we could of just re-invaded

[Bingcrusher]

@Bingcrusher and please can we stop having this debate and say that both countries have there bad and good qualitys and both deserve to own what they do/did. We are currently very strong allies and have been since just after the american revolution so we should just accept that we are both strong nations and leave it at that and stop replying to eachother, where probly resposible for loads of this videos veiws between us 2 anyway.

[lgvereor]

@Bingcrusher Those cities were built by us, it wasn't the work of your soldiers, you didn't build them in Britain then assemble them here, they were built by colonists over a period of a century or more from small colonial villages. The only three cities that had any prominence were Boston, New York, and Jamestown, which were not very "rich" in comparison to London, Paris, and other major economic capitals of the world.

You did come back, through Canada, 1812, and we sent you packing again.

[Bingcrusher]

@lgvereor 1st of all the settlers to america where all british/ french/ spanish/ dutch and various other european powers who founded and build the towns and cities that you call home. the second that they touched down on american soil didnt sudenly make them american, they where all still part of the empires that funded there expedition.

And i think you'll find that in 1812 american declared war on britain becasue they where trying to claim canada and we held it agianst you. just read wikipedia

[Saitekman]

Thumbs up just because of the title alone

[MLGHaloKid]

@Saitekman Lol racist fag look at all your haters.

[rahulchouhan1983]

You rock man.

[SublimeStylee93]

I envy you!

[Bingcrusher]

England needs to deploy your tactic in real life......

NUKE THE FRENCH!!!!!!

.....and the italians while where at it.

.....and the germans.

.....and maybe the spanish.

[zeldamaster331]

@Bingcrusher not the germans!! they are to close at the netherlands!!!

[Bingcrusher]

@zeldamaster331 now to reply to you :)

we'll nuke germany and then we'll let you claim half the land. (and then go to war with you and take it back) :)

[pootytang46670]

wow this map is really accurate, how'd you get it?

[videocritic2463]

Sacre BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[iarejavi]

@videocritic2463 I could totally picture that midget napoleon yelling that

[gtaisawesome87]

@iarejavi napoleon want a midget, he was 5'6

[LordKaisen]

@videocritic2463 lol

[Dannypuck]

The nuke came from Ireland. Take that Hand of Gaul!!!

[dodudumdumdum]

all that remains is to play as england and this would be the ULTIMATE victory :D muahaha

[Zebro56]

No, not conquered. Destroyed

[TommyVercetti214]

2nd May

[Bapkiller28]

omg i live in france but im not dead ! XD

[Tronoid]

@Bapkiller28

I suppose beaucause you dont live in Amiens ?

( ce serait pas parce que tu n'habites pas a Amiens ? )

[Bapkiller28]

@Tronoid oui xD

[DarkOMEN51]

Ur title makes me laugh

[raiders16074]

Can the AI make nukes like you? Cause in cub rev for ps3 only one civ can have only one nuke...

It's stupid. They don't even declare war on you. I'm wondering if the whole world can have a nuclear war? Answer

[Beef1188]

Well that's how it begins... first hate mail then they all declare war almost at the same time. better stock up on the nuclear arsenal, you are propably gonna have to carpet bomb a whole neighbouring civilizations with nukes.

Then they all become afraid of you and can claim diplomatic victory!

[MrCanadiankid25]

lol it said u declared war on England.. woops..

[1Morey]

LE ENEMY NUKE INBOUND!

[xXMikura]

I live near Amiens... But I'm alive :). x)

[Veterans01]

No more Napoleon. Teehee.

[simsfreak555]

'Then take a nap.. AND THEN FIRE LE MISSILES!'

[RefreshChannel]

@simsfreak555 lol. you got that from the end of the world animation

[tautvi3nz]

who better civ 4 or civ 5?

[Jyk8987]

bammmm!!! boom boom boom boom boom!!1!

[nrconnor60]

does this game. civilization v come out for xbox?

[DarthVulva]

@nrconnor60 - If it did then it would be lame and difficult to control with Gaybox controllers. It would also be limited to DX10.

[TheCORE87]

When I play any civilization game, I always try to be peacefull with all the other factions and it usually works very well!

Until that one A-hole comes along and demands for you to give them things like research and develepment or technology (or they just hate you for no apparent reason.

Thats when shit hits the fan! >:)

[iNtErNeTLAMA12]

1984 LOL

[danuk500]

the issue i have with is game is once i've taken over half the world on a huge map it ends up crashing at the start of a new turn :/

[bleachmasta]

meh, they deserved it

[eestisiga007]

@Kirov1992 grammar fail !!!! :D

[infidel94]

how do u get uranium? im just new to this game

[bulldogrj5020]

france isnt a playable faction, is it?

[prelynmax]

Well, that's one way to eliminate a mofo from the game.

[o652300]

in my replay i dominated the world with my nazi germany.. the only thing that remains is the "Mighty" egyptian empire which is placed in north/south america so i figured that imma make 3-4 nukes, load them on a carrier and nuke every costal city then land my troops and rolfstomp some egyptians ;D (btw i have the nuke tech in 1873.. lol)

[higuy999]

Should've nuked Ghandi... If I've learned anything from Civ, it was to nuke Ghandi...

[Death2Fresh]

@higuy999 whats so bad about him....i just started playing this game

[cloolm14]

wth is this c iv nuke was better

[CaptainOvious123]

what everyone dreams of doing

[TheHKY09]

ZOMG!!!

WE ZURRENDED YEARZ AGO, WHEN YOU STARTED THROWING ZE STONEZ AT US!!!

[bobbygringo13]

I like to watch that over and over while I grub on some freedom fries.

[baconman274]

HAHA you got fallout on the brits so they declared war on you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[LegendWoWMatt]

SACRE BLU