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  • That's why you don't let tards drive. They drive all tard-like.  Would've been better if this was called " Corky under the wheel "

  • What a retard

  • @Serpent6009 all ur comments are the same, not just the ones about corky..ur totally lame and unoriginal go crawl into a hole somewhere

  • bahahahahaha! just made my day!

  • He's no Lennie Small.

  • He´s still a much better driver than Ryan Dunn. Too soon?

  • Why was the blonde bitch laughing? He should have ran her over.

  • did he died?

  • I knew he was retarded, but I didn't know he was also a woman BAAAAAAM!!!! ZINGGG!!!

  • I remember the one where Corky shits in the sink and dad wails on him for 10 minutes.

  • HAHAHAHA so damn funny

  • That's some fuckin intense shit!

  • i love the coach tries to lead corky right into the pole.

  • @Noraa666 Why thank you Noraa666.

  • oh Corky

  • i love the girl laughing at the end.

  • wish it was still pc to make fun of tards

  • Did anyone see that episode of life goes on when Corky's Dad beats the shit out of him for shitting in the kitchen sink?

  • @Matt2779 Yeah, that was the same episode where he got kicked off the short bus for jerking off and later tried to dry hump the family dog. LOL!!!!!!!

  • @sketchyinc HA HA HA! yeah I liked the episode where Corky get his ass beat by his sister for spying on here in the closet while she was undressing. LOL!

  • @Matt2779 Yeah, that was the episode where Corky's father got pissed because Corky got his new Wal-Mart Suit messy from the "accident" he had in his sisters closet, and this caused him to be late for his interview at the neighborhood McDonald's.

  • @sketchyinc I remember the one episode where Corky got caught masterbating by his mom..so instead of trying to hide it he just kept masterbating. Then his mom went ape shit on him and kicked him right in the balls.

  • @Matt2779 lollllllllllllllllllll

  • @Matt2779 As a result, Corky's father smacked the back of his head with the newspaper and threatened to take him out of Marshall High School and sent him back to the mental institution. However, desperate to see his best friends Tailor and Jesse along with his fellow Chromosome 21 Palls from the Mongoloid Academy : "Greggers", "Pokey", and "Slappy", Corky said he would behave and not touch his sister in her Cookoo!

  • @sketchyinc LMAO!!

  • @sketchyinc lolllllllllllllllll

  • Why did everyone treat Corky like shit?

    

  • I heard he's going to be Palin's' running mate in 2012. The smartest one will probably lead the ticket.

  • @gary97209 Corky looks more like the typical Obama supporter.

  • @sbtbfanatic That's being a little harsh on Corky don't you think? :)

  • That girl on the left at 0:36-0:37 is having a good laugh and so am I!

  • do you have whole ep? For some reason- this is one I remember most.

  • The girl wearing the gray sweater or jacket standing next to the two guys in the letter jackets appears to be laughing at the end of the clip. She is obviously a sadist - Corky almost murdered numerous kids with that car!

  • What's interresting about this scene is in his book they mention the fact that Chris Burke doesn't actually drive in real life. Yes, that's him in the car seat only when you see him start up the car it's actually a stunt double driving!

  • holy shit the coach looks like he has downs too

  • he's not retarded, he's just republican.

  • @ElmerLuckySutton,  Im sure even Corky knows America doesnt have 57 States. LOL

  • haha, did anyone else watch Bulletproof, and decide to look this video up? lol

  • Cork be careful!

  • 0:05 OMG LOL!! open HIS door u fuckin mongrol rat! That would have been awesome if Corky went through the windsheild when he hit thw dumpster. What. A. Fuckiin. Retard.

  • Which season and what episode is this?

  • Is that Eminem?

  • hahahahaha

  • The first comment was probably posted by an ignorant person.

  • lmaooooo thats sooo damn wrong mannn lmaoooo

  • @Serpent6009 Lol jesus christ! Best thing I've ever read!

  • @Serpent6009 go fuck your self then die arsehole.

  • He still drives better than our H-1B indian guest Visa workers!

  • corkys leg accidentaly hit the brake

  • who the fuck would let a retard behind the wheel

  • that was frightening thank goodness corky

    surrvived

  • this was no accident, corkeys revenge!!

  • lol mullets ftw

  • corky will play maverick in the remake of top gun.

  • this is my only "normal ppl" get licenses :P

  • ROAD RAGEEEEE! GTFO of Corky's way, phaggots!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • Such a great show.

  • knoc knock. who's there? Corky

    Are you alone?

    No with syndrome

  • and they wanted us to watch idiot in reality life?? fucked

  • Corky tried to murder the Driver's Ed teacher!!!

    Chris Burke was great in his role on Life Goes On. He is a great character actor - it's too bad he's been forever typecast as a Downs Syndrome victim.

  • What other type of role would you like him to play? A busy day-trader, or neurosurgeon?

    People with downs syndrome shouldn't even dream about driving. Ever.

  • @cocksnap444 Maybee a U.S Politician or President.

  • @cocksnap444 Maybe a U.S Politician or President.

  • Fuckin retards,,, they are put here so we can all laugh..... ha fucking ha fucking ha...

  • what a retard

  • What is the name of the episode?

  • im not against handicapped people..i hate how the tv people use them to sympathize with the audience if you know what i mean. they get audience attention by using these people..shame on them

  • this guy is 87buick haha another val doonican wardrobe idiot hahaha

  • damn homie

  • corky rifandose!!!!!!!!!

  • Starting with you, Adam :)

  • more and more are being aborted every year as technology advances. so in a sense, they're becoming extinct.

  • TRUE DAT! Fo'-real tho, knowWhatI'mSayin'?! It's is exactly like what had happen b4 in the pass-- how all the `technology` had extinctified all them dinasour &watever. . . . . but dat had been WAY-back in da old-timey days {b4 technol` like cell fones& fire &stuff like dat had goten invent yet then, & siiiiii!}

  • I guess my month old daughter would be one of the few left on earth huh...

  • Which episode is this?

  • The one where Corky plays a retard.

  • Imagine if the car was voice controlled! I think it would have shut down for life.

  • wtf...i thought corky had down syndrome....turns out hes a chinese woman...or billy joel

  • Oh man I remember seeing this one. It's even funnier now, almost 20 years later.

    LOL @ lukmahnohans

  • retards driving wtf??

  • This video is proof you should never let a retarded person drive. It may be funny for a while but sooner or later they will crash

  • lmao the old man chasing him :D

  • what a retard

  • what a dickhead ^

  • Friends don't let friends drive retarded. Paid for by the united states department of transportation.

  • i like hiow on this video its supposed to be funny and people make funny comments but every now and then some douche will come on and e like guys its not nice to make fun of people hahahahhhaha

  • Actually, the video isn't supposed to be funny. Judging by your spelling and grammar, though, I have doubts about your own IQ.

  • hahahah thats why tards dnt drive hahaah

  • Burn rubber Corko.....then brake......burn rubber again Corker.......then brake!

  • i got a chocolate cookie in my pants

  • a monkey in a zoo that throws his crap at his own reflection could drive a car better than that. a blind quadrapelegic with parkinson's disease could drive a car better than that. 65% of women can drive better than that (unless they are talking on cell phones.)

  • you know what that's not funny if you meant for it to be funny. corky has down syndrome in this show as well as in real life. people with down syndrome don't have all of the same cognitive abilities as people deemed to be "normal."

  • *dead* fucking hilarious

  • stupid downy

  • Corky NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • is it just me or is that Gov'n Palin's kid trying to drive that car????

  • your on point... good comment

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Palin's kid in about 14 years.

  • I wouldnt trust a retard with a cheese grater, nevermind a car!

  • lol... what a tard.

  • He should have been in that new "Death Race" movie.

  • corky is a menace to the streets..why did they leave the corkster unsupervised?

  • jesus christ is this guy fucking retarded or something just hit the fucking brakes.

  • yeah... actually his character (and the actor playing him) had downe syndrome.

  • Oh Corky, what trouble will you find yourself in next?

  • the chick at the end laughs. If i was an extra, i would have laughed until i pissed myself.

  • Bahahahha!!! He just keeps smashing back and forth between the brake and gas!!!

  • classic clip from the corkster!!!

  • They need to put Season 2 on DVD

  • Halleliua! I agree!

  • ponceman!!!!!

  • The coach was substituting for Toonces that day.

  • Did he say "no shit coach"?

  • What I don't get is... he frequently slams on the break. Is he so retarded that he can't just NOT hit the gas pedal?

  • What a RETARD!

  • HAHAHAAAAAAA

  • God I miss that show.  But surely retarded people aren't allowed to drive. Why is he taking driver's ed?

  • got it mixed up with special ed

  • i love how the girl at the end laughs...what a whore..But seriously, Corky's a retard.

  • I never missed this show...it was a great family show which you don't see much of these days.

  • Exactly!

  • You would have to be a reatard to drive like....oh wait sorry...I forgot....I uh...mean that you would have to have to have down syndrome to drive like that. What a mongrel rat!

    PS - Nice mullet on the kid at the end of the video!

  • I loved this show. Never had a problem with Corky. I did however have a HUGE crush on Becca.

  • i didnt know a ford taurus could peel off like that, only corky could do that

  • I loved this show and they should make more shows about less than perfect people! :)

  • Oh Corky!

  • Corky rocks!

  • I agree! Corky is such an inspiration and shows that even people with down syndrome and other disabilities can do just as much if not more than "average" people.

  • your all retarded

  • You are all assholes saying retard and making fun of special people. Thank you Beckigreen for putting that guy in his place. BigTMan1 you're the biggest jerk.

  • way to go Corky!!! He's so fly! lol.

  • What hell were they thinking?

    That's like giving a 4year old a loaded gun and telling him to go ouside and play.

  • was that corky or jeff gordon?

  • What do you expect? I'm surprised Corky didn't rub his own shit in his hair like this one tard I used to know.

  • lol what a retard!!!

  • Well i'm sure he drove better than most teenagers around his age lol!

  • They need to put Season 2 on DVD

  • hey man, i was corky's chauffer in the 90s, that dude was a racist. he used to make me drive him to the black neighborhoods and he would roll down the window and say ''i may be a retard, but at least i am not a nappy head, bubble lipped monkey ass nigger!" then he would throw bannanas at them. he did a lot of coke too.

  • dude I worked on the set of Life Goes On in the 90's, and Corky used to call me racist slurs like "porch monkey" and "kunta kinte"

    I used to sell him coke, lots of it

  • yeah, i feel your pain. corky used to call me "SAMBO McJIGABOO" it was humiliating, but i made a lot of money. one time he made me drive him to the set of the cosby show and he called rudy a picaninny and he made theo shine his shoes. he was like "dine my doose digger-boy!" and theo said "o-tay massa corky sir. ize will shine em up reel good" then on the way back he got 2 hookers and somked crack with them. it was sick man.

  • that was a good show...wheres becka??????

  • ha Ha......it's funny Cos Hes RE-TAR-DED.

    I Hope H Dies. I Love you All. :)

  • Are you... retarded?

  • All you assholes are the retards. FUCK ALL OF YOU. That happened to be one of the BEST SHOWS on Television in the 80's. It taught good family values, and OBVIOUSLY, none of you have any. So fuck do me a favor and go yourselves.

  • "and go yourselves"..dude..are u retarded as well? i think what u meant to say was "go fuck corky´s dead body"

  • If I was a sick fag like you, I may actually consider that. In just think joke or not, its not funny. I can tell you that you are not normal, I am not normal, nobody in this world is normal. "Normal" is just a setting on my washer. It irritates the fuck out of me when people have to pick on other people that are not as smart? as they are. I know thats they way the world works, but, still, it pisses me off. Why do people get pleasure out of someone elses pain?

  • because its funny, freak.

  • You may think so, but I don't.

  • you sound like a lot of fun. tell me, what do you think is funny? do you laugh at anything? if you can't make fun of those less fortunate than yourself, who can you laugh at?

  • paulkersey1999,you sound like such a loser,making fun of mentally disabled people.Maybe one day you wont think its so funny when one of your loved ones (if you have any) gets in a wreck and gets brain damage.We will see if your think its funny then.

  • i think its funny now that you have brain damage, does that count?

  • "i learned all i knows from the teevee box"

    Wonderful.

  • Funny you bring Jewel up! :) They would make a nice couple.

  • friends dont let friends drive retarded...wonder what the corkmeister is doin these days,probably porn with jewel from facts  of life

  • Grand Theft Corky!

  • lmao

  • Hahahaha, i watched Bulletproof with Adam Sandler in not long ago and there is a reference to this clip at the start! very funny, in a piss take way. Corky for President!

  • That's sad.

  • How the fuck did they let that retard attempt to drive a car? Corky's one fucked up dude.

  • Yeah it's the Corkster! The Corkenator ! El Cokerino !

  • what a fuck up

  • You sound like one ghetto nigger lovin bitch Sara!

  • i fucked him once

  • Oh ya. She did laugh. I'm surprised they didn't try to edit that.

  • kill em all corky you f tard kill em all na na na na na na

  • Greatest Youtube comment EVER!

  • i love when that chick laughs at the end!priceless

  • LOL! I'm a licensed driving instructor and Corky is hilarious! THANK YOU for a great laugh!

  • You need to show this clip to your driver's ed class to show them how not to drive.

  • You would think people would start screaming "What're you fucking retarded!"

  • that chick at the end laughed at him. I dont blame her

  • ROFL He shouldn't be on the road, ever. This is the best footage ever