Billy Connolly - Live Part 1

[baseballrules234]

" and i never saw her again! and often times i wonder, where was she runnin to? is she running still" aww man i wont be able to watch the boondock saints ever again without hearing him say "fuck off!" hehehehehehe

[Blackthorne369]

Yes, that rhythm is indeed international.

[Munnchbunnch]

A fuckin legend is Billy.

[ali1703941]

'Fuckin' hooray for Clydeback!'

[Shineymcshine79]

@ali1703941 Clydebank.

[ali1703941]

@Shineymcshine79 Fuckin' hooray.

[Shineymcshine79]

@ali1703941 Glad you're excited!

[Shawneerain123]

I will forever will love Billy

[CyberGoth92]

Billy is wearning new rocks :D

[GottaLoveRikMayall]

Man, I envy the people who are watchng this vid and hearing the 'old lady on the bus' story for the first time. I think I must have laughed my actual arse off the first tim I heard it!! :D Love Billy he's an absolute legend. :)

[TheCowen]

prick

[TheCowen]

totally wwaan nkk jock

[coobynmaley]

@TheCowen ??? i think you must be retarded calling him a jock. hes not american you fuckin idiot

[djfranco68]

@coobynmaley Jock as in scottish you tit!!

[aidenmccloskey]

THATS THE ONLY KING BILLY WE'LL HAVE IN SCOTLAND

fuck yer orangemen

[kit1802]

Really reflect on how clever the line is at 0.20- this is way advanced comedic talent!

"Apparently women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved. So the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you"

ROFL pure genious.

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

"and i looked up and she was gone!!!" lmao!!

[acrobaticaromatic]

my parents started showing me billy connolly tapes when i was 5, we saw him live when i was 10, you should have seen the looks my parents got, bringing young kids to a billy connolly show haha

i think it should be a mandatory part of every child's education. firstly, you learn how to swear properly (a must), and you learn to see the world in a brighter way, funny and optimistic.

[aidenmccloskey]

@acrobaticaromatic

i agree with you on every account. great shout.

[LeckieProductions]

It's thanks to this guy that I'm not as retarded as 80% of my kinsmen. Scotland has truely lost it's way...

[roxyqueen2]

@acrobaticaromatic my dad was exactly the same, he grew up with it as a glaswegian :)

[Deregor09]

Fuckin hurray!

[OM3N1R]

For some reason it reminds me of The Dude in Big Lebowski. haha

[DoucheBagster]

How do Scots stay skinny?

Because we love Haggis, aye...

And Scotch...

Single malt preferably...

[jakehough1]

@DoucheBagster  sninnehh

[ukulazy]

he's so great. and he has influenced so many other great comedians too... armando ianucci, ricky gervais so many others

[spl9112]

One of a Kind.

[xSteffx00]

LOL 8:30

[stitcha123]

whats billy wearing on his top half? i want one.

[oscarian]

apparently the guy who made those shirts went out of business.

[stitcha123]

thats very true!

[HardRokMiner]

I'm not surprised

[CFCdirty12dozen]

hahaha dudes awsome

[DaFckedUpKid]

lol the kind of woman you would say look at that old woman

[cartoonymanoony]

is this the 'was it something i said' tour?

[frasei28]

Yeps

[SeanyFuckingG]

He is so good at painting scene, its like being there.

[SonyFanRyan]

mon the scots go billy :P

[LauraNheques]

hey good people, in order for my survival i need to buy a dvd with this show on it of billy's... what is it called?? i love him. please help me :P

[iliketolivealone]

this is in the box set, about £40..Billy Connelly in New York.

[LauraNheques]

AHA success! thank you mate- ordering now!

[iliketolivealone]

iisagirl

[LauraNheques]

so is i.

[WARadbourne]

Awesome

[2HLN13AK]

*shout from the audience*

FUCK OFF!

XD

[BayviewFinch]

Did George Carlin know about this guy? He looks exactly the same, but with weird hair and an accent.

[PrehistoricPinup]

The difference is Billy is a million times better than Carlin could ever have dreamed of being.

[Tsuzuki4candy]

I LOVE HIM!!!! HE IS AMAZING!!!! gotta love that sexy accent! ^.^

[flimmerball]

hows that billy....heres how! hows that billy...fuck off :D

[knighton111]

this man is a legend. genius.

[mcqueenmachine]

Smock?

[karlyrayne]

is billy connolly wearing a skirt?

[karlyrayne]

or perhaps a cape??

[mordijoseph]

its a jacket

[Thalium77]

Do NOT watch this playlist.

It's fucked up from Part 6 to the end.

[LouiseFRhodes]

You'll have to specify which playlist, it could be in anoyone's!

Just use the good old-fashioned quicklist method ;)

[urbannibja123]

'Isn't it hellish son'.... pure brilliance :)

[terryandjoe]

Ha i love Billy he is a champ. Great story teller and awesome comedian

[askchaos]

"Howz that Billy?"

"Fuck Off!"

Classic :P

[SuperRandomdog]

@askchaos i pissed myself laughing 

[gondorguard92]

look at that old woman XD

[123ghz]

fuckin hooray for clivebank!

[RonWorshipper]

CLYDEBANK i.e - on the banks of the river CLYDE lol :P

[murrayinnes]

ya fanny

[MilitantOldLady]

i laughed at that :D

[aileanwazere]

clydebank outside glasgow you fudd

[bingo872]

"The car came down... AN' 'IS FUCKIN PINKY FLEW OFF!!!!"

hahahaha. Classic. lol

[stupidmaniac11]

omg his shirt is awsome :D lol!

legend!

[larded]

The funniest man in the world. Makes Chubby Brown look like a naughty schoolboy.

[ant234]

Fcking hurray for klyde bank lmao ;)

[ditzybabe19]

clyde bank not klyde bank

[MvyMkr]

What is he WEARIN now!?

[Aiakides]

I know! His shirt is a cape! it's fantastic!

[3infactapples]

lol he's been wearing that cape since about '94 :P

[ccarverjones]

hows that billy?

FUCK OFF

[jordanjaii]

he never said FUCK OFF to tht guy sain hows tht billy hes sain it to the guy tht said tell a joke

[northy05]

yes he does look at 2:21

[Bluedolphingirl01]

I saw him on Parkinson and he was hilarious did not know he was in plays with Dame Judi Dench. Funny guy

[donaldrance]

A comment on real life, totally true LOL

[PissDritt]

BE QUIET!

[MrsHowl]

haha legend

[prodigalsounds]

fucking awesome. the guy has been consistently hilarious for like, 30 years

[itschelseaa]

Clydebank, not Claybank.

[hideeho1230]

"We were going to this place called Claybank"

"Crowd whistles"

"Fucking hurray for Claybank"

That was Fantastic

[SarahRoseJovi]

Hahaha "How was that Billy?"

"FUCK OFF."

Brilliant, just brilliant.

[RYMAN70]

yea it was lmao

[SirSnickerdoodle]

I was trying to watch one of these late at night without my parents hearing... I got busted for laughing uncontrollably at the woman on the bus bit.

I love this man, lol

[delboy79]

going to see him tonight in Dublin at the Olympia. Never saw him live before,he is a genius!!

[ant234]

pure fcking awsome this guy, lmfao everytime i watch lol

[LosYiyosEnNewYork]

Where was this recorded?

Absolute genious Billy!!

[giardia2]

new york.

[LosYiyosEnNewYork]

THX!!

[spencerant88]

"And I looked up and she was gone." LMAO

[mohanicus]

that story he tell ya about the old woman on the bus is one of the funniest things iv ever heard.

when you picture it in your head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha.

[SSYABAM]

tartanarmy96 greenock isnae just acroos fae clydebank its fuckin miles away....billy connolly funniest cunt evur:D

[Psychokitten67]

*heckle* "fuck off" LMFAO

go billy

[tartanarmy96]

i live in greenock just across from clydbank=))n that is the things that happen=))likemy freind was ran over n we laughed at him=)):">:-"

[muddyfox91]

I wish i could be half as good as billy connolly as a comedian

[AirNortonToneZone]

Live where and when?

[multitudinal]

Brooklyn

[ascendantesal]

i saw this tour in ottawa last november, and new york is fairly close, so probably around that time.