just because someone doesn't believe in God doesn't mean they're going to hell. in fact, i think an atheist who does a lot of good for the world has more of a right to go to heaven than a christian who commited a lot of acts of evil and also believes in God. so why are you making these videos anyway when all the stuff you preach is lies? i, for one, would rather believe in a God who loves everyone, even non-believers and people of different faiths, NOT one corrupted by mortals like you.
@ArkLover27 I'd love to see your biblical source for such forward thinking. As an atheist, I am well aware that your book of lies has me judged and burning in the pits of hell. You see, I'm guilty of the unforgivable sin: I deny the laughable holy spirit as the cosmic knock-knock joke that it is.
Only God judges all of us every day, as are given a chance every day to change our ways. Christ died for us, but did not take his own life, but was willing to give his life for us so we can live freely from sin.
Don't give up your day, job, missie! Jesus Christ was persecuted and killed because he was a threat to the Roman empire, who were the ruling religious government of the times. You see, they had to create a 'Hell' for the followers of Christ in order to strike enough fear into them, so they could carry out their EVIL PLOT! Who is spreading the REAL EVIL here?! Why would such a loving, benevolent God condemn the whole of his creation?? The "jury" is still out on that one......
Yes Darling this means you!!! LMAO. I'd much rather go to hell than spend all eternity with these fucked up Sarah Palin judgemental types of Christians.
What a beautiful satire! It's so comforting to know my destiny before I've even created it. But don't you worry one bit, my imaginary friend will save me, except, after I went to bed with him, he doesn't call me anymore.
Hey, you're so close to Jesus, unlike me, that he probably pays your bill at Macy's perfume department. I'm envious. All I get for Christmess is cheap cologne and a tie that I'll never wear. Maybe I should purchase a Gucci purse so that I can carry lipstick and a pistol.
OMG!! this is so fricken funny! XD crazy bible humpers are CRAZY! XD lmao XD You're Going Straight to...... the insane asylum! XD DAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG! XD i need to show this to my gay satanic friend! lmao! this is WAY too funny!
Here's fifteen minutes of the funny side of fundamentalism, my controversial comedy stand-up about my attending Falwell's fundie university. Just search youtube for "richard rossi recovering fundie"
this is sad.......people dont have a clue. the very fact that we are here is a miracle! He is coming soon! They are about to build the temple just as the bible predicted....
You know despite the odds say Christians are actually right and we all go to hell where all the cool people like my boy Gandhi will be at can we truly be upset. I mean really we get to jam to tunes like this and Highway to hell...what do Christians get as a reward? A little "This Little Light of Mine" for all eternity... now who really is being tortured here...
@ndpatd Mrs. Betty Bowers "Many Are Called Ringtones" CD is on iTunes and it includes a dance remix of this song (it wounds much better than this version). It is track 50 on the CD.
Hahaha! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while! Thank you for the awesome video! I have to go now because apparently I'm going straight to he'll for watching this video!
Call it suicide or sacrifice or whatever. He didn't have die like that for my petty little sins. I'm sure a goat or a couple of chickens would have sufficed.
all i got to say is there are many religions and i am a cristion. you believe what you want i'll believe what i want there is no need for cracks about the other. if you are tring to chand someones religion is though love and not saying they are wrong but showing them a diffrent way with out being rude!
So sad.. I pray that the Lord will have mercy on you. It's one thing to believe what u want to.. But don't mock someone elses belief.. You never know.. What if it's all true... What if..
"living God who is the SAVIOUR OF ALL MEN, especially those who believe" (1 Tim. 4-10)
The Bible, in its original language, has no concept of eternal Hell. Read Young's, or another literal translation, and you'll find no concept of eternal punishment.
if jesus didn't exist he could not have committed suicide. if he existed as a normal person he would be powerless to stop the Romans from crucifying him, so that is not suicide. if his death saved people, then that is sacrifice not suicide. i see no possible way that his death can accurately be classified as suicide.
okay, i'm a christian and i find this offensive b/c ever since i was young i was always scared by the thought of hell. the reason i find this video offensive and not funny is because people don't deserve to be treated differently based on who they are as a person, we should learn to love our neighbor not their sin.
Actually...Betty Bowers is America's Fakest Christian. I wonder when she came up with this song, she was inspired by the words when she was looking in the mirror?? I suppose I'll let the atheists have their little fun while it lasts.
In my opinion the people I worry most about going to hell are not atheists. I happen to know some great people who are atheists, who are charitable and kind to strangers. The people I do worry about go to hell are those out to tear others down without an ounce of charity in their character. That said I'll certainly be more charitable to my fellow man if it means I can avoid a personal hell of having to listen to a weak and shrill voice for the rest of eternity.
@MrsBettyBowers I see what you mean now, Betty. I didn't even think about it the way. I'm glad you were able to elaborate for me. (By the way, this is the same person who you responded to. I would have thanked you on that YouTube account, but you decided to block me. I just misunderstood you. I'm sorry.)
@MrsBettyBowers it wasn't showy in the fact that He did not choose how it was done, those who didn't believe chose. It's not like he was on the evening news w/ helicopters and news crews plastering it all over the place. It was not something He wanted to do, but did because of his love for all of us including you. Have you never done something you didn't want to, but did it because you love someone? It's the same concept.
@MrsBettyBowers so when a soldier throughs himself on a grenade to save the lifes of his platoon you call it unbalanced? you are the one that is unbalanced
@youbetrippinbitch It is your analogy that is unbalanced, dear. First, the soldier is actually going to die, not pop up like next Spring's tulip in a few days. Second, the soldier can't just snap his fingers and make the grenade disappear. As such, his death is a true sacrifice, not a hollow gesture undertaken solely so others will fawn and flatter once he is undead.
@mowingthefrontlawn If I stayed a christian any longer I most certainly would have committed suicide!! Thankfully I smartened up and used my critical thinking skills in time and DUMPED NOT LOST my religion!! It's all FAKE JUST LIKE SANTA CLUASE! There is NO heaven or hell! When you die you become what you were before birth, NOTHING!!
@mowingthefrontlawn wow you will actually argue here? really? if i wasn't laughing so hard at you, i would respect at least that bit of devotion in you but well... i prefer laughing my ass off x-D
@DameanStormwolf "I will walk proudly into hell...." lol, easy to say isnt it? Its like saying " I can walk proudly into a burning car or a burning house", you guys keep talking without thinking? Do you know what hell is? Do you know how hot it is? Do you understand what it means to be burned for all eternity in a hot fir burning with brimestone? No, so please stop making statements such as "Id gladly walk into hell" cos you have no idea what you are talking about.
@theaccousticaddict But the real question is, do -you- know how hot it is. You know this is belief right? It could all be... dissapointingly untrue in the end.
@theaccousticaddict thank u....the tounge is a powerful weapon....if they keep sayin it that where they wil end up....im not very ammused at this woman 'blashphomy' is the unforgivable sin let here continue then she will surly be singign that song in hell.
These comments make me sick. Anyone who commented in agreement with this video, I'll tell you, you better get right with God. Anyone of you who believes this video is good or great or anything like that, or says "I love this video!" or anything like that, you must be so brainwashed, that your going to burn in hell forever and ever because you didn't believe in JESUS CHRIST. He experienced HELL on that cross. He said "I thirst!" The rich man who was in hell was also thirsty! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
That's right! Believing a Jewish carpenter god who happens to be his own father died on the cross to somehow save mankind from himself because a talking snake fooled some naked bitch into eating an apple is the opposite of brainwashing! Especially because your pastor said it!
@mangopowerade and believing that we all just somehow manifested ourselves exactly the way we are in excatly the right environment w/ exactly the right gravitational force w/ exactly what we need to survive by chance is SO much more believable! R U serious?! Or even to believe that we evolved into such is utterly nonsensical. No one believes just because our pastor said it, we believe because the Bible (which has NEVER been proven wrong) says so.
@matthewtaylorbrown you are correct in that there are no "gods". There is ONE God, Like it or not, and we have all sinned and fall short of the glory of God. But while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us that we may be saved from an eternity in hell. All we must do is believe. For by grace are ye saved through faith. It is a gift of God not of works lest any man should boast. For He came into this world, not ot condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.
"Dear Child, You are my offspring. Nothing will ever separate you from my love. I will always comfort you. Unless you don't believe me, or you're gay, or you voted for Obama, in which case I will torture you for ever and ever in the torture chamber I made. You know I'll do it, too. I already tortured and mutilated and killed and abandoned my only REAL son. Trust me. Your loving Father, God."
@Imaginefree69 it has nothing to do w/ being gay, voting for Obama, or any other thing. It's all about whether or not you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. All who do not are going to hell. So even if you're glbt, Obama lover, cannibalistic, murderer, adultorer, or what have you, if you're saved from sin by faith in Jesus as Lord and Savior, then you spend eternity in heaven.
tothboy01 this woman is a sociopath...this woman is nuts... she is also going against god,,, she judging on whose going to hell and whose not...thats against the bible...and im not even biblical,,,im wiccan
@MrSonicAdvance Really, she's going to die of ADES. Some form of drink this ADES? I'm amazed, usually I keep my eye open for scientific discoveries like new diseases, but I've never once heard of ADES. Does that stand for something specific?
have you ever think about visiting psychiatry???...well you really shold :P...you are CRAZY , mad and sick ...YOu are psycho ......I don´t understand how could ANYBODY like this...FREAKY WOMEN :D:D:D:D:DDD
I'll tell you right now: noone is. If god is as loving and as powerful as you'd like to believe, then he wouldnt let anyone go to hell. It's not a matter of choice, because noone WANTS to go to hell. If satan can overpower god in that respect, then we're all going to hell. The only resonable explaination (other than neither exist) is that God and Satan are one and the same. not believing isnt worth eternal torture, unless you think so, in which case you'd be going to hell for judging others...
@nisxaS God loves us enough to allow us to choose whether we want to believe Him or not. What good would it do to force someone to believe something. Do you want your kids to be forced into believing you love them? No, you prove your love to them by your actions. Sometimes you have to allow your kids to go through bad things, and they must suffer the consequenses of those actions. It's not always our choice. You don't go to hell for judging others, you go to hell for not believing in Jesus.
@proverb3111 Oh yeah. Some freewill. Believe in me or burn. Your god is not only nonexistent but also petty, immature, tyranical, obsolete and a big whiner. He, like you , needs to grow up............
@LokeeRider1 It's sarcasm, mocking how a majority of Christians believe that anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus is going to hell. Thank you for displaying the lack of brains I've always suspected of the general population.
@hungrywriter - "Of course, she does. Most right-wing religious wingnuts ARE sociopaths."
In fact, the god of the Old Testament would b a sociopath. Pretty much along the lines of Hitler and Stalin even though he didn't rack up the same numbers until after the New Testament.
old news bro, every Christian belief was ripped off. 1)They stole the entire first half of their book from Jews. 2) Their main character Jesus was stolen from Hinduism, Buddhism and the religion of ancient Egypt, a miracle-worker born of a virgin around the time of the winter solstice. 3) they stole the concept of birthdays from pagans and thusly put the birth of Jesus and birthdays together to make Christmas. there are many others, these are just the main ones.
the idea of christianity is that jesus is the son of God which obviously cant be proven, but that he existed is not disputed at all. No historians actually qustion that he existed in isreal, so the idea he was just made up based on some egyptian guy doesnt make any sense. dec. 25 is actually the 'birthday' of some sun god that constantine followed until he converted , he then changed the day to celebrate jesus' birth instead - no 1 knos exact date
it is said that jesus was real... but that his "miracles", and being spoken to by a "higher being", might have been just talk. i need proof to believe. therefore i don't. can u give me proof of jesus? hell? god? miracles? of course not...
@randomnezproductionz look around you. What do you see? Do you honestly believe that it just happened all by chance or luck? It's like saying that a tornado went through a junk yard, and happened to put together a perfect, non scratched, excellent running Ferrari. Yeah, that could happen.
All I'm gonna say is if a man walked around this day and age and told stories about walking on water and parting an ocean...He'd be thrown in the loony bin. :] That's how logical it sounds.
@psychoelephants Good thing it didn't happen in this day and age then, huh? But it did happen, and there were witnesses, and there is scientific evidence to prove much of the Bible. And what hasn't been proven has not beed disproven either.
@proverb3111 Did you know that the first gospel, Mark, was written about 65 AD, the gospel writers were anonymous with the names being added later and that the original manuscripts have never been found?? We have copies of copies of copies etc... Your emotional attachment to your system of beliefs does not make them true. Sorry.....
@alexmerazukfansite most popes are or will be in hell. They don't actually believe in saved by grace. They believe in saved by works, which the Bible clearly teaches against.
Being a non believer is not an organized system of belief. It just is. It is really not believing in supersttion. Faith based religion demands no proof. A real deal for Christians. I just like to dwell on my own fantasy not organized ones.
@leemayh actually it takes more faith to belive in accidental existance or evolution than it does to believe in God. The Bible is proof of God. The fact that it has more predictions in it than any other book, and the fact that NONE of them were wrong!
@proverb3111 Sorry mate, but this video is mainly directed to Bible Bashers, heard that term before? The ones who are so into their religion they'll scream it in your face if you don't agree, and apparently all your comments have just proved you're a bible basher. I personally refuse to believe in God because of people like you, it sickens me you let these restrictions that this almighty being has given you and call it enjoyable. It looks more like flies who've trapped themselves on purpose.
DAMN AWESOME BETTY
stitchfly 1 year ago
just because someone doesn't believe in God doesn't mean they're going to hell. in fact, i think an atheist who does a lot of good for the world has more of a right to go to heaven than a christian who commited a lot of acts of evil and also believes in God. so why are you making these videos anyway when all the stuff you preach is lies? i, for one, would rather believe in a God who loves everyone, even non-believers and people of different faiths, NOT one corrupted by mortals like you.
ArkLover27 1 year ago
@ArkLover27 I'd love to see your biblical source for such forward thinking. As an atheist, I am well aware that your book of lies has me judged and burning in the pits of hell. You see, I'm guilty of the unforgivable sin: I deny the laughable holy spirit as the cosmic knock-knock joke that it is.
jymbo1969 1 year ago 6
lol stupid bitch
skolgurl666 1 year ago
lol no you are in the book it says don't judge bitch
skolgurl666 1 year ago
Only God judges all of us every day, as are given a chance every day to change our ways. Christ died for us, but did not take his own life, but was willing to give his life for us so we can live freely from sin.
patsaxon 1 year ago
Don't give up your day, job, missie! Jesus Christ was persecuted and killed because he was a threat to the Roman empire, who were the ruling religious government of the times. You see, they had to create a 'Hell' for the followers of Christ in order to strike enough fear into them, so they could carry out their EVIL PLOT! Who is spreading the REAL EVIL here?! Why would such a loving, benevolent God condemn the whole of his creation?? The "jury" is still out on that one......
iluvhomebiz 1 year ago
THIS IS CRAP AND REALY YOU ARE GOING TO HELL YOU FOOL THATS SO SAD THAT YOUR SO STUPID
godsbabyangel777 1 year ago
omfg this is so ***** dumb
vampathetwo 1 year ago
LOL I love this Woman right now.
You're not afraid to speak the truth, girl.
stitchfly 1 year ago
Religious people are easy to make fun of because they are so delusional.
DA90027 1 year ago
Yes Darling this means you!!! LMAO. I'd much rather go to hell than spend all eternity with these fucked up Sarah Palin judgemental types of Christians.
billyboylb 1 year ago 2
@billyboylb
I may be alone when I say this, but I love Sarah Palin and Betty Bowers!
UtahImplosion 1 year ago
You are possibly one of the greatest Women on Earth, Betty.
Serious, I love this. It exploits those stupid Christians in a totally offensive, totally HILARIOUS way!
stitchfly 1 year ago
Even Ratzinger gets to take the plunge, heh...
audadvnc 1 year ago
@EMO9398 me too! i really excited!
samanthaetain 1 year ago
More like deicide!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
Omg ,, she is mad :)).i didn't think zealots still exist .And also she has no voice =)) .
errwille 1 year ago
What a beautiful satire! It's so comforting to know my destiny before I've even created it. But don't you worry one bit, my imaginary friend will save me, except, after I went to bed with him, he doesn't call me anymore.
Hey, you're so close to Jesus, unlike me, that he probably pays your bill at Macy's perfume department. I'm envious. All I get for Christmess is cheap cologne and a tie that I'll never wear. Maybe I should purchase a Gucci purse so that I can carry lipstick and a pistol.
junk124578 1 year ago
OMG!! this is so fricken funny! XD crazy bible humpers are CRAZY! XD lmao XD You're Going Straight to...... the insane asylum! XD DAAAAHAHAHAHA OMG! XD i need to show this to my gay satanic friend! lmao! this is WAY too funny!
vervilion 1 year ago
We all laugh now...We all laugh now...
Dtrumpet50 1 year ago
Here's fifteen minutes of the funny side of fundamentalism, my controversial comedy stand-up about my attending Falwell's fundie university. Just search youtube for "richard rossi recovering fundie"
richardrossiactor 1 year ago
what the HELL was that
123moonwolf1 1 year ago
LMAO. That's awesome. Love this spoof of stupid christians
ericdravenashecorven 1 year ago 2
this is sad.......people dont have a clue. the very fact that we are here is a miracle! He is coming soon! They are about to build the temple just as the bible predicted....
84katiekat 1 year ago
ps i love you...
iamsuperfritz 1 year ago
FUCKIN FUNNY AS HELL!
SirGaul 1 year ago
I will go straight to hell :D
EMO9398 1 year ago
hahahahahaha If she isn't being sarcastic she is one crazy twisted bitch
alvinorascon 1 year ago
um is this like real of a funny i can't tell cause i heard the betty bowers is americas best christian
Jeremy52997 1 year ago
You know despite the odds say Christians are actually right and we all go to hell where all the cool people like my boy Gandhi will be at can we truly be upset. I mean really we get to jam to tunes like this and Highway to hell...what do Christians get as a reward? A little "This Little Light of Mine" for all eternity... now who really is being tortured here...
bigtymer9778 1 year ago 42
I think by now every single video on your channel is in my favorites :D
UrbanBeast55 1 year ago
omigod, can i get this on iTunes? I NEED IT!!!!
ndpatd 1 year ago 16
@ndpatd Mrs. Betty Bowers "Many Are Called Ringtones" CD is on iTunes and it includes a dance remix of this song (it wounds much better than this version). It is track 50 on the CD.
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago
Hahaha! This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while! Thank you for the awesome video! I have to go now because apparently I'm going straight to he'll for watching this video!
SunZen 1 year ago
lol this is funny
siewen1 1 year ago
I would rather go to hell then give up the free will I was given
grubby7911 1 year ago
Call it suicide or sacrifice or whatever. He didn't have die like that for my petty little sins. I'm sure a goat or a couple of chickens would have sufficed.
theworldsgreatest111 1 year ago
lol dakota
peterprettypants 1 year ago
hit it babe :D
Shetyre 1 year ago
all i got to say is there are many religions and i am a cristion. you believe what you want i'll believe what i want there is no need for cracks about the other. if you are tring to chand someones religion is though love and not saying they are wrong but showing them a diffrent way with out being rude!
Shayladream 1 year ago
that makes no sense :L
runehunter99fan 1 year ago
LOL!
Mystixism 1 year ago
@MrsBettyBowers God Bless you.
simplyniquex3 1 year ago
So sad.. I pray that the Lord will have mercy on you. It's one thing to believe what u want to.. But don't mock someone elses belief.. You never know.. What if it's all true... What if..
ksaklove 1 year ago
CRAZY BITCH!!
CharlieC213 1 year ago
Burn in hell for eternity or believe in JESUS !
fuckmania07 1 year ago
I luv you Betyyyy !!!!! you're the best dear :D even though you hate me 'cause Im a sinner I know it's not personal !!
ChainedSharpie 1 year ago
JUST AMAZEING! XD
Tas1507 1 year ago
"living God who is the SAVIOUR OF ALL MEN, especially those who believe" (1 Tim. 4-10)
The Bible, in its original language, has no concept of eternal Hell. Read Young's, or another literal translation, and you'll find no concept of eternal punishment.
aaa333ify 1 year ago 2
IF THIS IS A JOKE, IT IS A GREAT ONE. otherwise lmao
theanimalraven 1 year ago
and ur going with them
anushkajon 1 year ago
if jesus didn't exist he could not have committed suicide. if he existed as a normal person he would be powerless to stop the Romans from crucifying him, so that is not suicide. if his death saved people, then that is sacrifice not suicide. i see no possible way that his death can accurately be classified as suicide.
aj19bcx 1 year ago
Liberals are so enlightened!
kingseller1 1 year ago
you mean this is for real??? & BTW pardon my bad grammar i'll probably be doomed to purgatory for using it, LMFAO!
mochawitch 1 year ago
you mean this is for real? & pardon my bad grammar, I might now might be condemned to pugatory for it, LOL!
mochawitch 1 year ago
LMAO
ilovemidna222 1 year ago
Is dis serious or a joke I can't tell lmao
poole11794 1 year ago
I love you.
friedie1jeff 1 year ago
You had me at Seacrest!!!!
willsauntfoofoo1 1 year ago
okay, i'm a christian and i find this offensive b/c ever since i was young i was always scared by the thought of hell. the reason i find this video offensive and not funny is because people don't deserve to be treated differently based on who they are as a person, we should learn to love our neighbor not their sin.
Stephie2007 1 year ago
No way is this the real Betty Bowers sending the best Christians and the realest Americans to Hell.
BRENDAMAJORS 1 year ago
Actually...Betty Bowers is America's Fakest Christian. I wonder when she came up with this song, she was inspired by the words when she was looking in the mirror?? I suppose I'll let the atheists have their little fun while it lasts.
ZebrasFirst 1 year ago
Aw...poor Streisand in Hell?
lewisbreland 1 year ago
ROFLMFAO @ My imaginary friend who lives in the sky.
camlenoir16 1 year ago
In my opinion the people I worry most about going to hell are not atheists. I happen to know some great people who are atheists, who are charitable and kind to strangers. The people I do worry about go to hell are those out to tear others down without an ounce of charity in their character. That said I'll certainly be more charitable to my fellow man if it means I can avoid a personal hell of having to listen to a weak and shrill voice for the rest of eternity.
msplaingray 1 year ago
"Welcome Ann Coulter"
LMAO
xetlive 1 year ago
This song is incorrect. The world is going to hell and they are driving the bus.
Jemalacane 1 year ago
Theres a big difference between sacrifice and suicide.
mowingthefrontlawn 1 year ago
@mowingthefrontlawn When one's showy sacrifice is the unbalanced gesture of killing oneself, it is really to-may-to to-mah-to, dear.
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago 46
@MrsBettyBowers I see what you mean now, Betty. I didn't even think about it the way. I'm glad you were able to elaborate for me. (By the way, this is the same person who you responded to. I would have thanked you on that YouTube account, but you decided to block me. I just misunderstood you. I'm sorry.)
mowingthebacklawn 1 year ago
@MrsBettyBowers it wasn't showy in the fact that He did not choose how it was done, those who didn't believe chose. It's not like he was on the evening news w/ helicopters and news crews plastering it all over the place. It was not something He wanted to do, but did because of his love for all of us including you. Have you never done something you didn't want to, but did it because you love someone? It's the same concept.
proverb3111 1 year ago
@MrsBettyBowers so when a soldier throughs himself on a grenade to save the lifes of his platoon you call it unbalanced? you are the one that is unbalanced
youbetrippinbitch 1 year ago
@youbetrippinbitch It is your analogy that is unbalanced, dear. First, the soldier is actually going to die, not pop up like next Spring's tulip in a few days. Second, the soldier can't just snap his fingers and make the grenade disappear. As such, his death is a true sacrifice, not a hollow gesture undertaken solely so others will fawn and flatter once he is undead.
MrsBettyBowers 1 year ago 5
@mowingthefrontlawn If I stayed a christian any longer I most certainly would have committed suicide!! Thankfully I smartened up and used my critical thinking skills in time and DUMPED NOT LOST my religion!! It's all FAKE JUST LIKE SANTA CLUASE! There is NO heaven or hell! When you die you become what you were before birth, NOTHING!!
99minerkc 1 year ago
@mowingthefrontlawn
How much of a sacrifice is it when you come back to life 3 days later?
brainwashedmasses 1 year ago
@mowingthefrontlawn Yeah. He could have stopped it but didn't. Hmm...
ChickenRamen 1 year ago
@mowingthefrontlawn wow you will actually argue here? really? if i wasn't laughing so hard at you, i would respect at least that bit of devotion in you but well... i prefer laughing my ass off x-D
SpiritWanderer91 1 year ago
I will walk proudly into hell then to serve a foul and enslaving monster such as Jesus Christ....
DameanStormwolf 1 year ago
@DameanStormwolf no jesus was a good man... but people warped what he taught and turned it into a foul and enslaving religion...
Sasukelegend5 1 year ago
@DameanStormwolf Hey, Jesus is awesome!
It's God who's causing all the problems.
Goshous 1 year ago
@DameanStormwolf "I will walk proudly into hell...." lol, easy to say isnt it? Its like saying " I can walk proudly into a burning car or a burning house", you guys keep talking without thinking? Do you know what hell is? Do you know how hot it is? Do you understand what it means to be burned for all eternity in a hot fir burning with brimestone? No, so please stop making statements such as "Id gladly walk into hell" cos you have no idea what you are talking about.
theaccousticaddict 1 year ago
@theaccousticaddict But the real question is, do -you- know how hot it is. You know this is belief right? It could all be... dissapointingly untrue in the end.
TheSuperRound 1 year ago
@theaccousticaddict thank u....the tounge is a powerful weapon....if they keep sayin it that where they wil end up....im not very ammused at this woman 'blashphomy' is the unforgivable sin let here continue then she will surly be singign that song in hell.
bluemascaraa 1 year ago
@DameanStormwolf Agreed by all power.
FableOfSouls 1 year ago
Suicide just for me and you! Love it. Very funny!
JuMunchie 1 year ago
Hahaha.
Fucken Funny.
TheCreeperLivesHere 1 year ago
In time, people have been known to change their ways. Some because they see the light, and some because they feel the heat.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago 2
@NinjaGhostScorpion ... and some because they realize that a book written by pre-cambrian goat herders has little basis in reality.
SafetyKap 1 year ago
@SafetyKap I think you'll find those guys weren't all goat herders and definitely weren't pre-cambrian. That would have been, epic, though.
mowingthebacklawn 1 year ago
@SafetyKap Pre-Cambrian? Lol
Bolenderable 1 year ago
from Gods point of view you are not going to hell for not ability to believe in these things ,
but for believing that man kind is coming from dinosaurs shit ...
reimondinio 1 year ago
@reimondinio wow way to not understand dick about science
543567432678321789 1 year ago
you can sing the songs , but hell is real place,
reimondinio 1 year ago
@reimondinio, well, you make sure you don't get there then :)
xxxmindblockxxx 1 year ago
omg, I thought that was just great.
shugo162 1 year ago
Oh man, the hate comments on this video are just priceless "Yr da 1 hus goiin 2 hell biatch" I mean, you just can't fake that! XD
Well, maybe you can, but isn't it just hilarious when it's serious?
iwuvsweeney 1 year ago
Best video ive seen in a long time =)
Shadowsilas 1 year ago
It suites me - I prefer warmth to cold :)
id88viper88id 1 year ago
How come every time a christian posts an angry response on Youtube they always capslock God and Jesus?
prettyemeraldkitty 1 year ago 5
I love the fact that there's a genuine ad for Christian singles in the top right hand corner of this page.
321fight 1 year ago 2
These comments make me sick. Anyone who commented in agreement with this video, I'll tell you, you better get right with God. Anyone of you who believes this video is good or great or anything like that, or says "I love this video!" or anything like that, you must be so brainwashed, that your going to burn in hell forever and ever because you didn't believe in JESUS CHRIST. He experienced HELL on that cross. He said "I thirst!" The rich man who was in hell was also thirsty! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
thereal421124 1 year ago
Well, I so am with you I wanted to just slap her, because thats just disrespectful
and Michael Jackson would agree with me so belive me!
MarishaS0 1 year ago
That's right! Believing a Jewish carpenter god who happens to be his own father died on the cross to somehow save mankind from himself because a talking snake fooled some naked bitch into eating an apple is the opposite of brainwashing! Especially because your pastor said it!
mangopowerade 1 year ago 6
@mangopowerade LOL! thats funny
Shadowsilas 1 year ago
@mangopowerade and believing that we all just somehow manifested ourselves exactly the way we are in excatly the right environment w/ exactly the right gravitational force w/ exactly what we need to survive by chance is SO much more believable! R U serious?! Or even to believe that we evolved into such is utterly nonsensical. No one believes just because our pastor said it, we believe because the Bible (which has NEVER been proven wrong) says so.
proverb3111 1 year ago
Give it up and get real, there are no gods. And deep down inside you know it. Have you done something really, really bad in the past?
matthewtaylorbrown 1 year ago 2
@matthewtaylorbrown you are correct in that there are no "gods". There is ONE God, Like it or not, and we have all sinned and fall short of the glory of God. But while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us that we may be saved from an eternity in hell. All we must do is believe. For by grace are ye saved through faith. It is a gift of God not of works lest any man should boast. For He came into this world, not ot condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.
proverb3111 1 year ago
I love this video!
ahajahaba2 1 year ago
I LOVE IT!
dreadincify 1 year ago
Imaginefree69 1 year ago 20
@Imaginefree69 it has nothing to do w/ being gay, voting for Obama, or any other thing. It's all about whether or not you have accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. All who do not are going to hell. So even if you're glbt, Obama lover, cannibalistic, murderer, adultorer, or what have you, if you're saved from sin by faith in Jesus as Lord and Savior, then you spend eternity in heaven.
proverb3111 1 year ago
@Imaginefree69 You're fantastic-------I loved what you wrote---------peace-Bob
shakti66209 1 year ago
man, aybawdy in this vid should go to hell!
the he/she singer and all dem folks he/she sang about! stinky punks!
bahouda2000 1 year ago
nisxaS
I did miss that god is loving part.
I don't think we have to pray to god for forgiveness.
God should pray to us for forgiveness. Old git.
Rottenhatable 1 year ago 4
this is amazing XD
Anonymous23412 1 year ago 2
Well, Hell certainly looks toasty.
Enjoy it, Ann Coulter! I'll be in the earth next to my friends, the worms & maggots.
9Ghostly9Fish9 1 year ago
LOL!!!! Glad im not christian......
CaramelDancen 1 year ago 7
Inspirational
coolioto 1 year ago
Yr da 1 hus goiin 2 hell biatch
garyforeverxxx 1 year ago
If I clone myself and get my clone falsely death sentanced do I get control of the universe?
mrpayne123 1 year ago 4
Great Comedy!!! It's even funnier that people can't tell this is comedy!
SnakeladyGreta 1 year ago 6
aaahaha i just died XD
AmazedCupcake 1 year ago
tothboy01 this woman is a sociopath...this woman is nuts... she is also going against god,,, she judging on whose going to hell and whose not...thats against the bible...and im not even biblical,,,im wiccan
xxxRAISORxxx 1 year ago
Yeh this woman is nuts....peepal like you need to tell her shes rong and GODS gonna get her when she dies of ADES!!!!!
Shes gonna burn in hell wile were in heaven with Jesus. Inshallah ramadama dingdong!
You crazy fucked-up cretin! LOL
MrSonicAdvance 1 year ago
@MrSonicAdvance Really, she's going to die of ADES. Some form of drink this ADES? I'm amazed, usually I keep my eye open for scientific discoveries like new diseases, but I've never once heard of ADES. Does that stand for something specific?
RibeyeofyourDreams 1 year ago
@xxxRAISORxxx Technically, RAISOR, your being a Wiccan is grounds for you to be killed as a witch based on that Bible.
RibeyeofyourDreams 1 year ago
@RibeyeofyourDreams where does the Bible say that Wiccan's should be killed?
proverb3111 1 year ago
have you ever think about visiting psychiatry???...well you really shold :P...you are CRAZY , mad and sick ...YOu are psycho ......I don´t understand how could ANYBODY like this...FREAKY WOMEN :D:D:D:D:DDD
powerUPyourBODY 2 years ago
umm okay just creepy D:
brenda940928 2 years ago
This just proves how crazy and retarded religious people are.
Empyre16 2 years ago 6
i believe in jesus but omg i dont belive you shuld be telling people if they are going to hell or not.
LokeeRider1 2 years ago
I'll tell you right now: noone is. If god is as loving and as powerful as you'd like to believe, then he wouldnt let anyone go to hell. It's not a matter of choice, because noone WANTS to go to hell. If satan can overpower god in that respect, then we're all going to hell. The only resonable explaination (other than neither exist) is that God and Satan are one and the same. not believing isnt worth eternal torture, unless you think so, in which case you'd be going to hell for judging others...
nisxaS 1 year ago
@nisxaS God loves us enough to allow us to choose whether we want to believe Him or not. What good would it do to force someone to believe something. Do you want your kids to be forced into believing you love them? No, you prove your love to them by your actions. Sometimes you have to allow your kids to go through bad things, and they must suffer the consequenses of those actions. It's not always our choice. You don't go to hell for judging others, you go to hell for not believing in Jesus.
proverb3111 1 year ago
@proverb3111 Oh yeah. Some freewill. Believe in me or burn. Your god is not only nonexistent but also petty, immature, tyranical, obsolete and a big whiner. He, like you , needs to grow up............
richwfd2002 1 year ago
@LokeeRider1 It's sarcasm, mocking how a majority of Christians believe that anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus is going to hell. Thank you for displaying the lack of brains I've always suspected of the general population.
asharathehailer 1 year ago 4
@asharathehailer sarcasm or not, if you don't believe, you are going to hell.
proverb3111 1 year ago
@LokeeRider1 i dont belive you shuld be telling people if they are going to hell or not
Say that to the people in your church including the ministers and post their reply.
jimmacke 1 year ago
LMAO that is sooooooo hot!
bellanova333 2 years ago
You are funny and I love you. Just discovered you today...my heroine!
scottyinmesquite 2 years ago 13
well, if i believed in your hell, maybe i would end up there. too bad i don't. ^_^
sasukerox24 2 years ago
"Pick it up Christ...Jesus.."
Lmao.
Crossedoutheart 2 years ago 50
@Crossedoutheart was fucking hilarious
fpngan 2 years ago
This woman looks like a sociopath.
tothboy01 2 years ago
Of course, she does. Most right-wing religious wingnuts ARE sociopaths.
hungrywriter 2 years ago 4
@hungrywriter - "Of course, she does. Most right-wing religious wingnuts ARE sociopaths."
In fact, the god of the Old Testament would b a sociopath. Pretty much along the lines of Hitler and Stalin even though he didn't rack up the same numbers until after the New Testament.
tanaats 1 year ago
wait so which ones existed first JARUT195?.....between jesus and all those other thngs
JRis44 2 years ago
catchy..?
nohohongs 2 years ago
Who writes the last page of history I wonder.....?
pharmfarm59538 2 years ago
@pharmfarm59538 it's already been written. Just read Revelation.
proverb3111 1 year ago
no i'm going gayly forward to whichever afterlife gives me the best view of you burning in that hell of yours.
micah444 2 years ago
old news bro, every Christian belief was ripped off. 1)They stole the entire first half of their book from Jews. 2) Their main character Jesus was stolen from Hinduism, Buddhism and the religion of ancient Egypt, a miracle-worker born of a virgin around the time of the winter solstice. 3) they stole the concept of birthdays from pagans and thusly put the birth of Jesus and birthdays together to make Christmas. there are many others, these are just the main ones.
Jarut195 2 years ago 6
the idea of christianity is that jesus is the son of God which obviously cant be proven, but that he existed is not disputed at all. No historians actually qustion that he existed in isreal, so the idea he was just made up based on some egyptian guy doesnt make any sense. dec. 25 is actually the 'birthday' of some sun god that constantine followed until he converted , he then changed the day to celebrate jesus' birth instead - no 1 knos exact date
do sum research befor trying to sound smart
abm070 1 year ago
"that he existed is not disputed at all. No historians actually qustion that he existed in isreal"
You're mistaken about that.
There is a LOT of debate about the historical validity
of Jesus' existence.
Secular historians mention Jesus in only one or two brief passages,
and those are widely considered to be fraudulent.
Really.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago 3
@Jarut195 actually, the Bible says that Christ was NOT born around the winter solstice. Do better research next time.
proverb3111 1 year ago
98% of Iranians are Muslims not because they are more stupid than you are but because they are equally easily brainwashed.
God is Santa Claus for adults!
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago 6
win!
nisxaS 1 year ago
LOL she is great!,
,but seriously now. I am American by birth and Athiest by the grace of god,,,,,,,,,,,,
carpnter2000 2 years ago 6
hahahahahahahahahaha
oldtyrone 2 years ago
Wow! This is controversial! lol
Paulwhoisvegan 2 years ago 2
We're all going straight to hell....Praise Jesus...
stormwolf800 2 years ago
it is said that jesus was real... but that his "miracles", and being spoken to by a "higher being", might have been just talk. i need proof to believe. therefore i don't. can u give me proof of jesus? hell? god? miracles? of course not...
randomnezproductionz 2 years ago
@randomnezproductionz look around you. What do you see? Do you honestly believe that it just happened all by chance or luck? It's like saying that a tornado went through a junk yard, and happened to put together a perfect, non scratched, excellent running Ferrari. Yeah, that could happen.
proverb3111 1 year ago
All I'm gonna say is if a man walked around this day and age and told stories about walking on water and parting an ocean...He'd be thrown in the loony bin. :] That's how logical it sounds.
psychoelephants 2 years ago 7
@psychoelephants Good thing it didn't happen in this day and age then, huh? But it did happen, and there were witnesses, and there is scientific evidence to prove much of the Bible. And what hasn't been proven has not beed disproven either.
proverb3111 1 year ago
@proverb3111 Did you know that the first gospel, Mark, was written about 65 AD, the gospel writers were anonymous with the names being added later and that the original manuscripts have never been found?? We have copies of copies of copies etc... Your emotional attachment to your system of beliefs does not make them true. Sorry.....
richwfd2002 1 year ago
lollll "Yes, Darling, this means you"
agreatguy6 2 years ago 4
Lovely x3
Gvuz 2 years ago 2
This video made me smile until the part where it says, "Or a man who had a condo in a whale." That made me lol so hard. Tears, literally. xP...hahaha
GlaciatedHeart 2 years ago 9
Obviously when you were growing up your life sucked you gave up on the truth
ehh...your missin out lol =)
truegirl2anna 2 years ago
Guess he must be going....STRAIGHT TO HELL?!
TurboBabyPuncher 2 years ago 2
lol the pope in hell ace!
alexmerazukfansite 2 years ago 5
@alexmerazukfansite most popes are or will be in hell. They don't actually believe in saved by grace. They believe in saved by works, which the Bible clearly teaches against.
proverb3111 1 year ago
This video is and excellent piece of work!!!!!well done betty.
siestathedog 2 years ago 3
Being a non believer is not an organized system of belief. It just is. It is really not believing in supersttion. Faith based religion demands no proof. A real deal for Christians. I just like to dwell on my own fantasy not organized ones.
leemayh 2 years ago 5
@leemayh actually it takes more faith to belive in accidental existance or evolution than it does to believe in God. The Bible is proof of God. The fact that it has more predictions in it than any other book, and the fact that NONE of them were wrong!
proverb3111 1 year ago
@proverb3111 Sorry mate, but this video is mainly directed to Bible Bashers, heard that term before? The ones who are so into their religion they'll scream it in your face if you don't agree, and apparently all your comments have just proved you're a bible basher. I personally refuse to believe in God because of people like you, it sickens me you let these restrictions that this almighty being has given you and call it enjoyable. It looks more like flies who've trapped themselves on purpose.
TheSuperRound 1 year ago