Fair Competition

[multibirdman01]

coboose is good at makin friends

[cmartin7583]

I liked the part when the elite said blarg

[ratastic98]

Is that thing an elite?

[KainenVexan]

@ratastic98 Yes, learn your Halo past man!

[jackdalek97]

caboose:i think blarg means me

alien: blarg

caboose:or

alien: blarg

caboose: apples

caboose: HEY! maybe apples is the name of his cat!

so far my favorite caboose line yet

[animefreek217]

blarrgg graaahhh larrr raaa! blarg blarg blarg

[WhiteFlamesStudio5]

Here is what I want to know is this set in future or in modern day I've watched all seasons like 3 times but I'm not sure on that?

[tdub585]

@WhiteFlamesStudio5 The present doesn't exist anymore so they are in the future

[48Cyrus]

Jesus, Caboose makes EVERYTHING his freaking friend somehow

[bubbaries]

blarg honk

[TuxedoPlayer]

@Omnimonful There is nothing wrong with sexy aliens. :D

[TuxedoPlayer]

That's awesome.

[TuxedoPlayer]

I want to see a female elite in Halo 4. I hope they are sexy.

[Armandageddon]

thats dumb

[Omnimonful]

@TuxedoPlayer alien pervert

[MrMKKupa]

Ifi ever get a can it's now going to be called Apples

[ZenZawrHD]

blarg blarg honk blarg

[yuukislazecut19]

alright men......donut

[iiTzzNorway]

BLARG!

[anigodess]

everyone always tells caboose he has no friends but he was the first to make friends with andy and the alien. caboose is awesome.

[BeingDead101]

if Caboose can make friends easly he should made the meta as a friend lol

[legomantx101]

I find it weird how we can understand Lopez, but not the covenant.

[GloriousBrilliance]

that covenant sounds like my ex wife

[PEXDED]

click on the "cc" button in the bottom right hand corner of the video.

then when it turns red, click on it again and choose"transcribe audio".

then watch video from start.

laugh.

[JediMasterGabe]

@PEXDED LMAO! That is f#cking hilarious! "Desktop captured air filters" was translated for me at one point.

[solo364]

@PEXDED -at the end-

Elite: "That.... Means.... Comfortable"

[j0nny3216]

bin ladan's final moments... hmm these suggestions are pretty retaded

[Cell901]

@j0nny3216 yea i liked it better when it was porn

[sogoddamnchill]

-I think

-blarg

-blarg

-Blarg

-means me

-hoooonk

-or apples

[TheAlfmeister101]

alright men!, donut, lol!

[prefixproductions1]

wow, what stinks in here! it smells like a skunk is juggling dead hamsters in here

LOL

[silverwolf7791]

um dude u did not have the respect of grif

[poops498]

every time i watch a red vs blue video on the suggestions theres stuff about strippers. WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDOMAN127]

@sovietmustashe alot isnt a word, its a lot.

[stueeps1]

lol poor cabose is so stupid

[stueeps1]

omg damn poor alein its stuck with the blue team

[geekjacob1]

2:05

[persiathepyrox]

rada rada ra raaaaaadaaaaaaaa rada

[CursedloverDemon]

okay i couldn't breath to begin with but when the alien started talking all air was lost

[shaneXtreame]

Simmons- "Mabey the tank was a figment of my imaganation."

Shela/Phillis- "I dont think so."

Simmons- "Shut up. You ruined my life." >:(

[Armandageddon]

@shaneXtreame this is epic the person with a top comment spelt maybe incorrectly lol!!!!! FAILURE!!!

[shaneXtreame]

@Armandageddon shut up. Dont ruin my life. >:(

[Armandageddon]

@shaneXtreame no i will so stfu

[shaneXtreame]

@Armandageddon dont even go there

[optimusrocks1]

}:^[

[lovemedead2010]

I found out what Red vs Blue was from looking up blargh.:')

[retardkiller4]

blargidy blarg blarg

[R34kicksarse]

The elite is my new favorite character.

[mikestand01]

caboose is the problem solver

[halo384]

i catn stop laughaghin about the alien!! xD i cant even write correctly!!! xDDDDDD

[100Hasake]

wtf the alien thing is smaller than them but church says he is huge

[abridgedfan9578]

@100Hasake well hes just hunched over.

[elmoninja97]

@100Hasake not the whole alein, just one part of it

[MultiScarface7]

ROFL i love caboose hes like stop..hes my friend

[scorpion7334]

does Geoff wife griffon do the voice acting for tex?

[thekingoftheundead]

@scorpion7334 no

[thesimmist]

QUICK is apples stuck in a tree?

Blarg.

[oberson1]

i love u skip add button redvs blue site has a 2 and a half min advery per episode atm the episodes are almost tht long somtimes

[Saganatsu]

Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?

[marioandsonicrule213]

caboose is just amazing at making friends first sheila then andy and now an alien and the alien doesnt even speak english altough he probably understands english

[MyGamer125]

Most of these voices I recognize, but even after watching the first episode to now, I still don't know who voices Sarge

[TheMightyMrPlow]

@MyGamer125 I forget his name, but he does a LOT of the voices in this. According to Rooster Teeth, "He was about the closest thing we had to an actual voice actor"

[MegaQuinners]

grifball!!!!!!!

[Xmotion95]

360p ._.

[Halorulez4eva]

ahh caboose is my favorite! :D

[BurgerNippz]

That alien sounds like my Mum when she's pissed...

[1234aria]

@BurgerNippz and that sounds like my teacher when he is giving us homework

[Godof0Thousand]

@BurgerNippz Your mum killed Church too?

[tomahawkwarning2127]

apples!

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

Thumbs up if you think this comment is either witty or is similar to your feelings about this video.

[OoTheInfamousoO]

Caboose..I swear has super powers...He befriend's everything and has managed to Stop a bomb from exploding. And befriended the Great Destroyer xD

[Bdoggrulez2011]

The tank is a lie Simmons

[videogamecentral5000]

am i the only one that's not getting advertisements

[DEKING34]

@videogamecentral5000 yes

[elmoninja97]

blarg=apples=aliens cat named apples= apples is stuck in tree, ok im sure to cabose that makes sense, to the rest of us, not so much

[TheOnyxHer0]

the video is 4 minutes 57 seconds long and it has 475000 veiws lol

[Stormtrooper9837]

Siimons:"Maybe the stupid tank was just a figmant of my imaganation"

Shila:"I dont think so"

Simmons"Shutup u ruined my life"

[DeviantDevastator]

Sarge: "Some Dirt and a rock entered the preliminaries but the didn't make it to the semi finals"

"Lazy bastards "

XD I <3 this HAHAHA

[UndeadGrunt]

Since coagulation was basicly a digged up blood gulch and the blue team buried Tex and church...wouldn't the skull be one of them?

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

Caboose: I think blarg means... me.... or.... apples."

How can you possibly get those two confused?

[EmporerAaron]

dude....you make the most funniest series of halo game i ever seen

[Linkemelee1993]

"Since Gryf is ineligable-" "No, I just don't want to compete." "Well, you don't wanna copete because YOU'RE INELIGABLE."

[shooter3375]

thumbs up if tex gives u a boner

[xxbrighidxx]

@shooter3375 kinda sad if a cartoon gives you a boner

[kkeenn123]

@xxbrighidxx Well it's a rated M game

[URreadingmyaccname]

@kkeenn123 In Australia andyone can play M rated games. Just not MA 15+.

And this has a warning so meh

[sonicprop97]

@shooter3375 i have a boner for murder

[stueeps1]

@shooter3375 lol 139 counting me

for your comment being 2 months out that means 139 guys(counting me) that are straht

have seen this seens you posted it

and sorry for my spelling

[Oskarmandude1]

@shooter3375

You get boners for cyborgs?

Actually, Tex is a AI/Computer.

[mcgoo721]

@Oskarmandude1 I wouldn't be surprised if a computer gave a halo fan a boner. You know how many of my friends jizz in their pants over their new custom builds?!

[PeaceMrZombie]

@shooter3375 Your both lonely and an thumbs up whore

[GollyGoshSensation]

"blarg must mean me""blarg""or""blarg""apples..­..apples must be the name of his cat :D"

[underworldx16]

rar rar rar raaar!

[l3gonal084]

lol ''alright men'' .... ''doghnut''

[CitizenKahne1015]

Every ad that interferes with my Red vs Blue time will die a very slow and painful death.

[Katinala]

wait, Caboose knows the world "telepathically"?

[TheTrollWithin]

Is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here?

[clemsondude08]

Why do they call the alien huge but cabose towers over him? haha

[darkgriffon64]

Caboose is awesome.

[gerardo12345633]

This is awsome i got

[AsariC0mmando]

yes, i love that elite

[ThunderCavalier]

I want my own pet Apples.

Along with my own pet Sheila.

[xxJSGC123xx]

Definitely one of the funniest RVB episodes EVER!! Fucking alien scene had me in tears XD.

[A17shawn]

@xxJSGC123xx i hope yo get better its okay to cry

[A17shawn]

@xxJSGC123xx i hope you get better its okay to cry

[TheDominionStudios]

Caboose : wait! I hear something else in my head! It Must Be Apples! Quick Tucker get a ladder xD!!!

[667697]

Please stop Caboose! My ribs hurt from laughing so hard!...

[Amyo3o]

lol Caboose is awesome with making new friends :>

[NYJfan2552]

blaarg

[PocketIsInvalid]

"overru- *ahem* overruled, shame on you, errrr."

[Toouy690Liar]

I think i will call him......CRUNCHBITE!

[Whack]

What happened to the good old 'Wort wort wort'?

[Seandude4511]

SO THATS WHAT CHURCH TOLD SHEILA TO DO

[AidenVanGrave]

Blearg?

[ilurvebigbutts]

Heh, blarg blarg blarg. It sounds like me in the morning!

[tinylittlekitty]

blaurghblaurghblaurghblaurghbl­aurghblaurghblaurghblaurghblau­rgh

[PoutingXEvoke]

Thumbs up if you've been watching Red vs Blue all day :D 

[TheZombieMasterr]

im gonna go get some cake and when i come back i intend to see Red vs Blue in a very large folder autoplaying from the first episode to the 283rd episode

[Grizzlytanks55]

caboose is so funny

[DirectorTurnerable]

i thought i was illegible 

[PurpleBlah10k]

Overruled..shame on you...Grrrrrrrr.. xDD love donut lol

[SiulS2409]

The elite reminds me of chewbacca

[dksean1996]

the dislike bar is longer than justin bieber's penis

[koopastompin]

@dksean1996 fail, she has no penis!

[dksean1996]

@koopastompin good one

[MrZombieable]

I cant belive anyone would dislike RvB

[ksjbkb]

0:00 ad skipper

[Thundermonkeyms]

@ksjbkb Umm, no, it isn't.

[NicholasKoerner]

Sarge making Griff #2(poopy) was not him putting above the other soldiers or giving him any other compliment he just wanted to insult him again.

[Reymon101]

where did Donut get the powdered wig? Does he always carry it with him? And when did they find alligators?

[Wolfman745]

Blarg blarg

[growingjordany]

simons demoted yes

[CoDmanners]

y does no one kill caboose? lol wtf

[Trascist]

@CoDmanners caboose is to lovable to kill

[CoDmanners]

@Trascist lol ight

[IamStover]

like if youre taking youre time to watch every. single. episode. of red vs blue. like me!

[CoDmanners]

@IamStover thumb whore but i still liked it :D

[MrZombieable]

@IamStover Iv seen every ep made so far its all boss

[MrGameSecrets]

@IamStover lol yeah but theres so many!

[warbuffII]

@IamStover we need life a purpose i think am going to play halo reach

[IamStover]

like if youre taking youre time to watch every. single. episode. of red vs blue. like me!

[bloodyjon1]

Simmons: maybe that stupid tank was my imagination!!! Sheila: i dont think so...

Simmons: oh shut up, you ruined my life! lol

[AntHraXUltran00blet]

lol at 38:00

[samvangogh]

lol apples is the name of his cat.... is apples stuck in a tree.. i will call the firedepartment. :D

[BLaCkH3Art42]

@darkpup14 no they arent jus shut up.

[InternalAwesomeness]

BLAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!!!

[Chocl8215]

what is cloud gaming? well cloud gaming better be SHUTTING THE HELL UP AND LETTING ME WATCH MY RVB!

[sharkbaiter12]

freakin luv caboos

[Darkpup14]

@sharkbaiter12 you freakin fail at spelling

[iservechucknorris]

I love grif ball

[1b2t3g]

we must save apples !!!

[xRmRxHaWk]

ok seriously someone please introduce me to caboose in real life. i could use a new best friend.

[TheHellblazer97]

Oh well if its via smell then you should be fluent in the language already. Jackass.

- Oh shuddup you'e not helping.

[elmoninja97]

O.K. SIMMONS, WHO EVER RESPECTED YOU?

[TangAppy]

WOORT! WOORT! WOORT!

[SHmeoWZA]

haha powdered donut.ur funny madman37 awwww li'l worten is so cute

[10BillionDollarMan]

4:01-4:05 BURNED!!!!

[crazypoopity]

a skunk juggling dead hamsters... looool XD