Mario's Time Machine Part 1

[Sumokurt1]

This game is so crappy that my eyes water.

[XxChrisxXBedofRazors]

My dad bought this game back when I was 3 years old. I remember when I played it, I didnt understand it at all! Especially cause I didn't know much English back then! my dad thought this game might have been a platformer, nuh uh! xD

[MartsINY]

I remember playing this as a kid because I hope there would be platforming gaming at some point... I was dispointed

[Copper20]

@MartsINY

Man who DIDN'T get fooled with this?

[mariogamersidequest]

wtfffff

[JasonRawks2011]

You suck more ass than the game. I guess if you are a dumb fucking asian who is ugly as shit and dumber than dirt, you would hate the game.

[samrebardi]

is that a logitech precision controller i have the same 1

[fattymac21]

I like how all he talks about is it being an educational video game.

We realized, sir. We realized after Mario is Missing.

[TenouHaruka0]

I remember having this game as a kid and having no effing clue what to do. Same with Mario is Missing (birth of the fallen valar, Morgoth aka WEEGEE is recorded here). I just remember running around a city killing turtles and Peach always askin' so many damn questions.

[Serena2009ification]

This is why I never get to meet aliens?

*cries*

You made me cry!

[vanacrane]

im 9 ....

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[MegaRedDust]

at 1:20 bowser is trying to fly

[818doodooroo]

lmaooo "this is why aliens never visit us"

[SegaMasterSystem101]

The worst Mario game is Hotel Mario.

[ZappaFan101]

5:34

"Was he drawn by a kindergarten?"

Uhh...

[MarioLinkGenofan]

Your review is so much better then the AVGN! Seriously this wins

[LensSmasher34]

your rigth thats game thats a focken bowl shit

[xiFaTaLiTy322x]

@LensSmasher34 Translation: Your right thats game thats a fucking bullshit??

[aznboi992]

This is a good reason to whip out my phone, fire up my emulator, and play it during my history class. Better than nothing.

[ICEraptor9000]

Stop trying to be like AVGN...

[Copper20]

@ICEraptor9000

He isn't like the AVGN.

[nateshade97]

ya when i fist played this i didnt know how to use the time travel thang and i was five fucking years old

[Copper20]

42 people watched too much dexter's laboratory.

[booawesomness]

this game sucked the super out Mario



[Copper20]

@booawesomness

Agreed, I actually bought the game and then returned it 2 years ago cause it wasn't Mario.

Software Toolworks can go suck on fuck from a duck.

[neososcar]

Mario's Time Machine is oficial?

[crashtestgoku]

mario and learning dont mix

[RatatouilleMarkus]

i laughed all the video

[DylanBStringer91]

There Is A Worse Mario Game!!! Look Up "Super Mario War Hol" You Will Puke!!! 

[64madman]

no offense guys but wizrar100 made the educational mario reviews before both AVGN and irate gamer (pardon my spelling)

[TheBigMadafaka]

what a fucking AVGN rip off dumbass.

[MarioLinkGenofan]

@TheBigMadafaka This was made before the AVGN made this.

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

well guess what everyone......................­....mario's early years preschool fun, and mario teaches typing

[stxlandil]

I remember playing these crappy games as a little kid, only good mario spin off is mario rpg and that's like one of the best games square has ever made.

[Davis2Nguyen]

5:52 turtle on the floor

[MsLolmaster123]

its been mario`s sex machine

[JadenVonBat]

1:25 You think that'd kill him for good, but the sereis don't work like that.

[wetalloy]

seriously since when should water surfing be in a educational video game

[Korlashclan]

Kinda copying avgn

[brand1234455]

@Korlashclan avgn didnt do this one irategamer did this game

[ManicTheHegdehog]

6:36 No

[brolylss01]

mario's time machine sucked more than mario is missing!

[badmonkeyballplayer]

I once change a part of the name

it becomes

mario's

darn

machine

[laries4]

tose worst mario games shouldnt be counted as a mario game

[LumPeyCusTerEd]

avgn rip off

[foamyfan231]

its not a rip off of AVGN, its rip off of Fat Mann Judgeth

[1989gamemaster]

That game makes me fell asleep.

[GrapeSwish87]

Get the motherfucker with the purple afro!!!

[bgsonicgt]

marios time machine for the nes was good but sucked for the snes

[TheFooey]

god do you have to be so rude and crude man whats wrong with you. your not cool just because you swear every sentence. your just dumb.

[HaldorZX]

there is one more game software tool works made using mario (play school fun!) the stupidist and most awful game ever!

[rozzington]

Your a fucking nerd.

[INEEDZALL]

i disagree hotel mario is the shittiest mario game ever

[Boky505]

super nintendo guy holding a ps2 controller

[xmentosx]

1:28 holy crap he freezes to death and bursts into pieces...

[sonicmarshmallow]

Gotta admit. This makes me want to go play Mario is missing.

[Wolfbane005]

what did you expect?

its a mother fucking educational game....

i played half of the first level and i was so pissed off cause the music made me feel like i was going eat shit and die!!!

so...that was my last time i played

AND WHATS UP WITH THE WATER SURFING!!! it drove me insane

this game blows

[Yoshi317]

first waz mario is missing and now THIS!?! is this another horrable game how many old Mario suckish games r out there that we didn't know?

[OnThatPowder]

Marios Missing is the best game on super nes

[Tr3vor42532]

um... no its not. it sucks.

[MegaLex32]

@Yoshi317 mario's hotel, which the philips company made with a nintendo licence for their console,Philips CD-i,which also sucked

[ILYKPUTERS]

im gonna play this rom. Im gonna die in frustration.

[stevekam500]

The worst anything is on the CD-i, im sure if there was a superman for the CD-i it would even be worse than superman 64

[YoungNintendoTREEkid]

if i were you, i would want you to review the Angery Nintendo Nerd

[7677876]

... how does stealing artifacts and opening a museum make Bowser powerful?

[JW642222]

Seriously, words can't really express how much this SUCKS

[Davis2Nguyen]

this game sucks but your funny

[Joystiker440]

Great Idea,Major DoucheBag! LoL!

[OnThatPowder]

i like corndogs

[RinstarElite]

Not worse than those Zelda games on DVD. That scarred me for life. I never played Zelda the same way again.

[tubajedimaster]

I remember when I was a little kid and played this game, I knew most of it already. But I was a genius kid, and now I'm normal because I kinda peaked in middle school.

[plasmanomega]

¬¬

the only SNG ¬¬

yeah ¬¬

[undeadhand]

if i had this game instead of going back and taking notes i would look the time and events that happened on wikipedia to get my answers

[digitallee]

This is proof that you never jugde a book by its cover

[Zullia]

i actually bought this when i was 8-9 hoping this was a great mario game.

And i might add that im swedish... you can guess how hard this game was for a 8 year old swede.

Fooled by the title :(

[digitallee]

Thank God Sonic never gave a shit about my education ! :)

[bmcj199]

sonic's schoolhouse for pc!

[Richjluna]

HAHAHA OMG I was laughing so hard, I farted XD

You're hilarious!

[jmario232]

The only educational Mario game that was good at least in my opinion was Mario Teaches Typing. The cutscenes were funny, it was very simple to play, and I loved Mario's sense of humor.

[theendofit]

learning should never be simple lol

[64madman]

i dont think kids would have been taught history back in their days so this games point is also fucked

great reveiw for both parts wizwar100

[Penelopeb155]

Makes me glad I never saw this game growing up. Homework is not my idea of fun!

[Pyroney]

AVGN wannabe

[jmario232]

What the heck? Why is Roy's shell green. It's supposed to pink.

[horseshoe15]

I hated that game so much!!! My aunt had rented it and since it was mario we thought hey this is gonna be sweet! HELL NO IT WAS NOT!!!!! I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH EVEN THOUGH IT IS LIKE OBSOLETE....DO NOT BUY THIS GAME IT SUCKs MAJOR ASS!!!!!!!

[TheHeroForce]

You Should Of Shown The Final Boss And Ending For One Video Instead Of This Video

[WarLizards]

DUDE!!Shut up and let us listen!

[Mariofan800]

Bowers FAT! xD

[GBA1913]

All you do in this review is shout and swear... its reaaaaally annoying.

[JackRed666]

This is one thing Sonic did better than Mario but there is a reason for that Sonic CD is a main series game made by the original team of the franchise they used Sonic 1 sprite with the gameplay of it's sequel with your speed made time travel possible it's amazing however this game was made by a team focused on education wow you are wondering how bad it is I think out of all their work on Mario franchise this was the worst whose idea was it to give you way too many possible answers at once.

[INFINITE8PARALYCESS]

This guy, "SUCKS ASS!"

[manino0986]

lmfao "Bowser is supossedly that fat"

[Warmijwilf]

I personally thought the NES version was terrific! Humph.

[TheHeroForce]

Ya I'd Played that game it sucks ass

[roller6902]

bowser falls apart?

[LOCUSTHATER666]

damn that game is really bad and its a mario game?!?! what a dissapointment it is and again SNG your pretty funny

[thedragonb0y]

It was not made for kids to play, it was made fo them to learn and test themselves!

Your not getting the purpose of it! Your treating it like any other Mario game when its not.

[elpikas]

"save the stupid bitch" XD

[JakeSerpent]

HAI FOLKS FATMAN HERE AGAIN!

[czerwonegoooooooogle]

1;23 - 1:29

Happy Ending!

Luigi kill bowser. :(

Why?

it's for kids!

Have mercy!

[TheHeroForce]

His Ass Got Freezen

[Eons4ever]

no worry bro i thought this game was great

peanut impretion: translation: FUCKED UP LIKE SHIT

[racedude82]

Stomp th shit out of bowser and save the stupid bitch XD.

[poopoo9009]

that is so true when i was little i didnt know how to work the time machine

[moc22964]

lol your funny

[fluffyvswhity2]

what does asscrack mean

[wariofan259]

the nes version has more gameplay in it then this.

[Chayraz2]

plz don't take offence (i am i fan) but wiz, there are more drugs out there than crack.

[GamesMoneyRocknRoll]

The part about the fat drawing of bowser never gets old

[GamesMoneyRocknRoll]

This one makes mario is missing! look like the greatest game ever

[GamesMoneyRocknRoll]

This one makes mario is missing! look like the greatest game ever

[Chibiusa1986]

Should've been MICKEY'S Time Machine!

[b0w5er]

bowser wasnt up there the whole time

[alphadude500]

OMG UR SO FUNNY BECAUSE UM UR LIKE ANGRY

[KnaRRaN1989]

Ebeeto Lookalike not AVGN

[ShadowMario903]

mario is missing SUCKS badly

[Jakemcc43]

wow no offence i lik ur reviews but the begging or this review and ur reviewer name has a lot of similarities to Angry Video Game Nerd

[Chayraz2]

wizwar was inspired by armake NOT

AVGN.

[MadraDot]

lol 2:15 Great idea major douchebag!

[Odbarc]

"...save the bitch..." lol

[Hidole555]

DEXTOR'S LABORATORY!! XD

[Sanfan7400]

Wizwar100, Your my Favorite Game reviewer!

[sonicthemario]

Wow you are gonna have a slow death if you play this shitty game

[Dustyn8tor]

0:00-7:17 XD

[AlmightyFlarez]

ಠ_ಠ

[Luxux69]

i just learned a new cus fraze

IT SUX FUCK FROM A DUCK!!!

[FlazeTheHedgehog]

And have peace? More liek have Peach!

[Hitman640509]

This is in really weird order, this playlist.

[AreYouAFool]

You're still in my favourit game-reviewers list (videogame nerd isn't in it, SURPRISE!), when are you making more, bubba

[aperez8696]

first 40 sec was funny

[asmith84]

you need help its just a game

[tyranitar007]

you are just so nice!!!

[familyshows14]

lmao

[Maddavy2004]

LMAO

[Jagnick]

Are you sure it's worse than hotel Mario

[AtomicShroomx]

Oh man, I would rather play Hotel Mario than this. I think this game is the absolute worse game ever just because of how horribly boring it is.

[Copper20]

Actually there is a few worse other games with mario like Hotel Mario the worst. But this is definitely one of the worst ones and I was tricked by those software toolworks faggots!!

[KiiroBomber]

About the words, in the German version, it's fixed.

[tyranitar007]

nice!

[6Mask6]

the title says mario's time machien but the game is mario is missing

[Yaridovich7]

Did you even watch the video?

[ubahquiet]

Obviously he didn't. He just watched the first part and automatically commented, not bothering to watch it all.

[FullMetalAndross]

dont you just love people who are fucking idiots

[tyranitar007]

yea, only the beginning einstein.

[x2fusion009]

That game sucks so much ass

[x2fusion009]

this game annoying

[antoniovelez98]

review faces of evil too

[ubahquiet]

Blast the bitch into the air!

[dhvsheabdh]

oh my asscrack!

[Negemite]

Well I used to have Mario is Missing and it was awful!

[no1butmenotu]

oh man...i pity you then...that game sucked ass and im glad that i only rented it to find out.

[AkatsukiKikyou]

This game made me cry when i played it (I was 5 or 6) I only got to the "surfing" part i'm glad i rented it...but i sadly own Mario is missing D:

[anthony1184]

LOL THIS IS Y FAV VIDEO im so making videos like this me making fun of my games i dnt fucking play! :-)))))))))))))

[Soulreaperninja271]

This vid is funny this game dose suck ass

[anthony1184]

this fuckin video just like goes for 4 seconds on my computer than stops

[PS3gamer2]

Also Review, Legend of Zelda Wand of Chamelon or Gamelon,

[aguyok]

No one even has to review it. It's so bad no one even has to say ANYTHING.

[PS3gamer2]

(REQUEST)

I want you to review Mario Preschool fun for about 10 minutes.

[monkey112master]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!that was funny.

[MOUPIMOUPI]

It's not SNES, but have a look at Hotel Mario.

[thrillerman83]

If you want the WORST Mario game? Play Mario Preschool Fun.

[jamesmavity1987]

In case if someone was wondering when this game came out I will tell you, It came out for the NES since 1993, a year later it was rereleased in 1994 for the super nes and nes. I mean toolworks software had to come up with stupid idea's by making it educational. But wizwar100 if you want to play a better game on a super nes emulator, play Super Mario RPG because that is one of my favorite games.

[spazzin4him]

I don't remember if I have this game, but this game you're talking about sucks like the stupid game "Mario Is Missing." Just why the hell they made this shit anyways? They watch too much of that show you said. For god's sakes, they should stop doing shit.

[qwertyblue64]

Hotel Mario too! CD-I games are all bad! Hotel Mario is a CD-I game. Therefore, Hotel Mario is even worse. You should review Hotel Mario, even though clips from Hotel Mario can probably be found in many YouTube videos.

[AkatsukiKikyou]

I agree, I would love to hear his review on Hotel Mario too.

[qwertyblue64]

Someone ought to put those "pesky plumbers" in their place. Peach sounds like she was voiced by a man. I could probably do a better woman voice. Mario has a hilarious deep, grumbly voice. I've never understood what "All toasters toast toast" is supposed to mean. Huh?

[desotowrong]

You rock man!

[1shitshotnoob1]

I'm really sorry you had to review this.

[petfriend95]

i thought the game would be cool when i rented it... but its not!!!!!!!!!!

[danucciguzman]

Fuck, I hated "Mario's Time Machine" more than "Wayne's World" (didn't buy those games, just rented them)! It's a good thing I like geography more than history, 'cause I'm hoping to get "Mario Is Missing" soon.

Holy shit! You beat Mario is Missing? I know i don't have that kind of patientce.