We are done!!! 44.5 million on foodstamps, twice that many on welfare or social security, real unemployment at over 15%, 1/3 of America's children are fat and diabetic, and 1.5 million abortions anually. This is the end. I hope all you liberal democrats are happy. You have successfully ruined the greatest country in the world. Freedom has been flushed down the drain. I told my 9 and 11 year old sons today that they will soon have no country.
Chris Rock is still funny but I thought he understood that all politicians are puppets of the NWO leaders. Matter of fact I thought he gave messages to the crowd about the illuminati and NWO...Hmmm...
@lordgluzman idk wtf your talkin about, but he's bein real shady in this video :O It doesn't look like he's high on anything, you know he's reading from something. He looks the exact same way repeated times. but fuck what he is saying. who cares, he is be shaaaaaady. he was very unnatural this video, not like himself
• Evolution towards the Basque Type(the white man) begins
• Homo sapiens sapiens soon divides into the racial groups which now inhabit the earth (white, yellow, black). Each group becomes the origin of the races which we now distinguish. One of them, Cro-Magnon man, evolved indigenously into the Basque group.
To all of you using the n-word: I wish I could find where you live, bring a camera crew with me to your door, and when you open it, there standing in front you is Alistair Overeem and Anderson Silva! Call them a n----r and see what happens! It will be all caught on film! Priceless!
His talent is sooooo large that it would not allow him to do drugs.Of course,if I was insecure about not having realized my own dreams and goals,I would probably try
Compton, Ca. Artist/Entertainer Maurice WIZ PROPANE Blake is next out of the West Coast, check out his youtube channel its tons of videos, interviews, music, freestyles, commercials etc. Let me know what u think, subscribe if you digging it!!!...remember the name Wiz Propane and tell a friend! Also check out the film," Life Is Hot In Cracktown" where he co-stars as Brazil along side Evan Ross! Also check out his Honda commercial with comedian Deray Davis! 1 life 1 love GOD bless!
@bxpapichoo u RACIST PIECE OF FOSSILIZED SHIT!!! I should smack your fucking face off you dick sucking faggot! Well anyways bitch even though chris looked like a fuckin 1st grader who had one too many cherry sugar cakes washed down with some coffee u dont need to say the racist shit! I should face fuck ur skank ass wife if u got one haha
I like comedians like chris tucker more than chris rock because all rock does during stand up is make racist jokes. They can be funny at first but get old really fast.
I can't say i hate chris rock, but i pretty mich frickin Despise him. He's loud, i think racist, Annoying, can be ignorant, and Acts like he had a tub of coffee beans.
What are yall talkin bout lol.. DOnt ya know thats how CHRIS came up in the beginning... stand up comedy. He's acted this way his whole career... and ya'll are acting like you just found out he's silly. Duh.. lol
From what I've seen of Chris Rock so far, may I say on behalf of many other Brits, he is about as funny as Ricky Gervais. Now how do you interpret that?
@Kcirtap792 You just opened my eyez !!
Kombaa 7 months ago
I bet Joe Caruso disliked this video 179 times. "Everybody haaates Chris"
hgleobr 7 months ago
My favorite comedian of all time.
Mecctacular 7 months ago
@Kcirtap792 Hey! He's a cracker, everybody! Let's throw racist slurs at him because he made one! He's probably rich, too! What a cracker!
haskettandrew 7 months ago
Rush Hour FTW!
seinfeldfan7898 7 months ago
@seinfeldfan7898 lol that is chris tucker
thomas3816 7 months ago
chris rock é o narrador de todo mundo odeia o chris(everybody hates chris)
allefhenrike 7 months ago
@allefhenrike
Noooooooosssa!!!! O.O ninguém sabia disso.... vai ver por que o seriado é sobre a infância dele.
hgleobr 7 months ago
Chris rock is one of my 2nd favorite actors first is Adam sandler :D
RafaelRocks2011 7 months ago
@RafaelRocks2011 Adam sandler? You're joking, right?
TheOutlawJon 7 months ago
@TheOutlawJon No hes funny
RafaelRocks2011 7 months ago
@RafaelRocks2011 guess we're all different
TheOutlawJon 7 months ago
This guy rocks
TheCarlos9669 7 months ago
the 2nd best black actor after Will Smith ;)
BenBlunt1 7 months ago
@BenBlunt1 U cannot be serious! lol The FIRST best black actor is Denzel washington then will smith! :)
Flookedup96 7 months ago
@Flookedup96
Sorry pal, I mixed up Cris Rock with Cris Tucker, ok Denzel the gold medalist, Will gets the silver and Tucker would settle for the bronze
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We are done!!! 44.5 million on foodstamps, twice that many on welfare or social security, real unemployment at over 15%, 1/3 of America's children are fat and diabetic, and 1.5 million abortions anually. This is the end. I hope all you liberal democrats are happy. You have successfully ruined the greatest country in the world. Freedom has been flushed down the drain. I told my 9 and 11 year old sons today that they will soon have no country.
09geauxtigers 8 months ago
@thevillain420 i am white and i had to laugh too and i think that's a true fact
joluelet 8 months ago
They don't call him Chris ROCK, for not being on it....
SpammingRogue 8 months ago
he's acting way too black
Ilir7777 8 months ago
@Ilir7777 thats what i would do if i was faced with the comment at the very top^ lol
Zirious23 7 months ago
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Chris Rock looks like one of those puppets ventriloquists use
tchoco 8 months ago
Chris Rock looks like one of those puppets ventriloquists use
tchoco 8 months ago 7
hahaha he scares me
slim22rj 8 months ago
Chris, I love you and when I'm an actress in Hollywood I will marry you.
miciamanda 8 months ago 2
@miciamanda
Why underestimate yourself now? No need.
AdrianMuravey 8 months ago
black guys are so halirios>>i donno spelling
geerrooo 8 months ago 4
@geerrooo Lol, he's not representative of all black guys. Don't generalize.
PSdissenter 8 months ago
& again. black man actin as the entertainer for others
dellyish 8 months ago
@dellyish Yeah, FML. What can you do, ay?
PSdissenter 8 months ago
this is weird.. i hear marty but i just see a dude acting weird
reconz91 9 months ago
DAVE WAS ONLY SAID 4 TIMES!!!!! new record?
sindrow6 9 months ago
hahahahha I love him
fanofmussic 9 months ago
lol 48 minorities gave me a thumbs up
thevillain420 9 months ago
Chris Rock is still funny but I thought he understood that all politicians are puppets of the NWO leaders. Matter of fact I thought he gave messages to the crowd about the illuminati and NWO...Hmmm...
lordgluzman 9 months ago
@lordgluzman idk wtf your talkin about, but he's bein real shady in this video :O It doesn't look like he's high on anything, you know he's reading from something. He looks the exact same way repeated times. but fuck what he is saying. who cares, he is be shaaaaaady. he was very unnatural this video, not like himself
Originaloasis 9 months ago
@lordgluzman
Hmmmm yes you're indeed a fuckingf fag. "Hmmm" yes your are a sheep who sucks alex jones's anus.
Hmmm yes. fukin moron read a book
guitar19904 9 months ago
@guitar19904
wow so much hate..Just for me saying what I thought.
lordgluzman 9 months ago
@lordgluzman
no you need to use your mind and stop watching conspiracy vids that are inconclusive and full of holes.stop following things blindley
guitar19904 9 months ago
She LAWLST. She got a lot of votes but she LAWLST.
pvrunner8 9 months ago
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Late Palaeolithic (to 8,000 BC)
• Homo sapiens sapiens - current type of man
• Art (decoration of caves, bones and stones)
• Evolution towards the Basque Type(the white man) begins
• Homo sapiens sapiens soon divides into the racial groups which now inhabit the earth (white, yellow, black). Each group becomes the origin of the races which we now distinguish. One of them, Cro-Magnon man, evolved indigenously into the Basque group.
Basque man=THE original white man
Nuff said.
TheBasqueLand 9 months ago
@TheBasqueLand The IGNORANT, trying to SOUND educated. Too funny. Nice try though.
pointsur 9 months ago
shee losht
jordanwhore28 9 months ago 2
1:23 he just went all crazy from there !
Jatsun95 9 months ago
CRAZY :)))
Puz1r 9 months ago
To all of you using the n-word: I wish I could find where you live, bring a camera crew with me to your door, and when you open it, there standing in front you is Alistair Overeem and Anderson Silva! Call them a n----r and see what happens! It will be all caught on film! Priceless!
pointsur 9 months ago 5
@pointsur
oh fuck.... god damn.... this is would be a wonderful idea. GO OVEREEM!!
TheseYeahThese 9 months ago
I love how he makes Letterman do the "awkward laugh", it's hilarious
TheSpontaneousness 9 months ago
Annoying
eddieraver 9 months ago
looks like he was pookie from New Jack on this one haha
UniBoyz1 9 months ago
I absolutely love this guy!
dianasophiaa 9 months ago
@dianasophiaa all niggers do
9875684 9 months ago
@9875684 why would I have to be black to like someone? -.-
dianasophiaa 9 months ago
how many times does he have to say "Dave"
JiMmOo0 9 months ago
the patriots scored a lot of points, but they lost to the Giants love that part
ctt4lfecw 9 months ago
i love him, he has some bright personality
Ochirbatb 10 months ago
jeezzz, wat a pot head :P
karolw91 10 months ago
chaps off his tits
thebeef2011 10 months ago
nigga lost it lol ahahahhahahaaa
AsianManGV3 10 months ago
@AsianManGV3 Ewwwww You're asian? I mean, an actual asian? Ewwwwww
x2thay 10 months ago
Chris Rock will be appearing this Monday (April 4) on Live with Regis & Kelly.
mkl62 10 months ago
crystal meth?
tubehiki 10 months ago 2
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CarisFromParis 10 months ago
alll of these shit was writen...
sendvic12 10 months ago
hes not on drugs hes surrounded by white people
thevillain420 10 months ago 227
@thevillain420 He's scared the white people might eat him
youngstunna79 10 months ago
@thevillain420 Chris or Barack?
intheloo2 9 months ago
@thevillain420 hahahahhahaha ROFL sorry i know i'm late xD
gigigagigi 9 months ago
@thevillain420 fucking racist!!!! :/
behebihou 8 months ago
David said "I like this, what are we doing here." Chris Rock says "nothing at all"
Bailey2763 10 months ago 2
shit the American program of jo
muthoslocos 10 months ago
The trolls are out in full force.
curvy150 10 months ago
1,4,6, 9 hold them down and laugh XD
TheErduan15 10 months ago
Another grinnin' NIGGER!
agnethasman 10 months ago
@agnethasman another racist CRACKA!
TheDVoted 10 months ago
His talent is sooooo large that it would not allow him to do drugs.Of course,if I was insecure about not having realized my own dreams and goals,I would probably try
to bring down a sucsessful person too.Or not.
donnaskillet 10 months ago 15
cocaine is a drug of a hell
veyblu7 10 months ago
@veyblu7 Cocaine is a hell of a drug, im Rick James bitch
HaZeEurope91 10 months ago
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Compton, Ca. Artist/Entertainer Maurice WIZ PROPANE Blake is next out of the West Coast, check out his youtube channel its tons of videos, interviews, music, freestyles, commercials etc. Let me know what u think, subscribe if you digging it!!!...remember the name Wiz Propane and tell a friend! Also check out the film," Life Is Hot In Cracktown" where he co-stars as Brazil along side Evan Ross! Also check out his Honda commercial with comedian Deray Davis! 1 life 1 love GOD bless!
wizpropane 10 months ago
cocaine is a hell of a drug...
k4ze7 10 months ago
SHE LAWST!!! SHE LAWST!!! ;)
TuathaDuOrothrim 10 months ago 2
she LOUSSSS she LOUSSS lol SO HIGH
a0b0k 10 months ago
cocaine
mercedes1benz1 11 months ago
hes definitely a user but all the greats do
antfarm999 11 months ago
such a shame he basically called himself dumb..his Bigger and Blacker show proved otherwise
SistaBlunt 11 months ago
cocaine's a hell of a drug...
MrFattitz 11 months ago 4
your soo funny
icepawhawkpaw 11 months ago
Chris has such a unique voice -right ?
like idk - he sounds funny even when he s not sayin anything funnny ! XD
yellow2purple1 11 months ago
SHE LAUS, SHEE LAUS!!!
petterzon92 11 months ago 5
Geez Chris has ADD or somthing cause hes inurupting David Letter every second.
IAMPIZZAPASTA 11 months ago
think this funny watch please watch My lucozade and me video ..please.......
MoonStruckHAM 11 months ago
Chris Rocks ;-)
anandshankar10 11 months ago
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this is nota black guy this is a typical example of a nigger
lptvchester 11 months ago
@lptvchester fuck you.
nonofyall 11 months ago
@nonofyall LOL
lptvchester 10 months ago
0:48. Keep playing it XD
snapshotcrew 11 months ago
dateline today: jackal bones found in kenya are direct link to barry soretoea's dna
/watch?v=nhe1SuBGkiA
you fact involved erection
ePhilosopher9 11 months ago
lmfao "i like this..what are we doing here" omg
s1lvrinferno 11 months ago 4
i think he was scared cuz he was exposing bill clinton of not mentioning barack obama. this nigga looked scared
iikoii56 11 months ago
Damn that nigga's high,
VangeistXIII 11 months ago
uh the end was AWKWAARD!
stefffens2010 11 months ago
david letterman is on meth 24/7
Wutwut1n1 11 months ago
genius
mamaowar 11 months ago
CrackHead ;)
xFunnyFreemanx 11 months ago 50
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@xFunnyFreemanx thats all black people you're mistaken sir
missionauto 9 months ago
@xFunnyFreemanx Far from it. Successful, family man, funniest man in comedy.
eqsmooth 8 months ago
@xFunnyFreemanx nah, he's just drunk... plus a bit coked up.
alixtron 8 months ago
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bu2man 11 months ago
@bxpapichoo u RACIST PIECE OF FOSSILIZED SHIT!!! I should smack your fucking face off you dick sucking faggot! Well anyways bitch even though chris looked like a fuckin 1st grader who had one too many cherry sugar cakes washed down with some coffee u dont need to say the racist shit! I should face fuck ur skank ass wife if u got one haha
Black101Warri0r 11 months ago
I like comedians like chris tucker more than chris rock because all rock does during stand up is make racist jokes. They can be funny at first but get old really fast.
colelandes12345 11 months ago
@colelandes12345 i love chris rock's comedy, but you're right. like gabriel iglesias or george lopez. they just stand up like OMGOMGOMG LATINOOO
spicyxlilxman 11 months ago
He could pass for the singer of Aero Smith
MrBBOY760 11 months ago
@MrBBOY760 God, you're right!
Reint25 10 months ago
yohe was on something here lol like molly or sumthing lol
sheekcannonify 11 months ago
yooooo, he stays excited XD
MooK13xx 11 months ago
1:25, Why did he dissed Letterman like that? Get your filthy hands off white man... lol
bxpapichoo 11 months ago
I can't say i hate chris rock, but i pretty mich frickin Despise him. He's loud, i think racist, Annoying, can be ignorant, and Acts like he had a tub of coffee beans.
HappiiSmiles316 11 months ago
wtf do look like just climed off of moutain crack
mudcurb1234 11 months ago
Lol If I was there I would been like "Calm down nigga!"
Those exact words.
blu3b3rrywond3r 11 months ago
chris orck is awesome ..and he is the backround voice in everybod hates chri i luv tht show andhe mke me laugh ;O
4510nightmare 11 months ago
kobe and phil jackson hate chris rock
deepfried777 11 months ago
@garner000 you are very much reported ;)
dpapaioannow 11 months ago
i love chris but sometimes his look kinda scares me LOL
dpapaioannow 11 months ago
@garner000 u got rape by a nig ha boi?
HELLSHYFILMS 11 months ago
chris rock need hes own show! hes too funnyy
redgateway13 11 months ago
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dpapaioannow 11 months ago
@redgateway13 sorry..wrong person
dpapaioannow 11 months ago
@garner000 i got a better idea . if u dont like something stay away from related vids
EAsportz1 1 year ago
@garner000 he does it mostly for shock value but he also speaks the truth about a lot of things.
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Why can't there EVER be a video on here featuring a Black person without a hundred racial comments beneath it? When are you going to grow up?
mylifexxuncut 1 year ago
HIIIIGH :D
WOAH!
mexicansilentpanther 1 year ago
''whoaaaah''
CEwebNL 1 year ago
sub and check me out if you want
bawa182 1 year ago
chris rock is totally high here...
JavierVCC1 1 year ago
i think chris ishigh on crack
arielsuksdik 1 year ago
What are yall talkin bout lol.. DOnt ya know thats how CHRIS came up in the beginning... stand up comedy. He's acted this way his whole career... and ya'll are acting like you just found out he's silly. Duh.. lol
Hintentertainment 1 year ago 4
@Hintentertainment thank you and you are right!
mta415 1 year ago
I love his voice. :D
iluvtwilight321 1 year ago
is this guy on drugs?
carsonvaler 1 year ago 168
@carsonvaler seems like
KiqS2MaHh 1 year ago
@carsonvaler definitely...
AlmeLoco0546 11 months ago
@carsonvaler POOKIE!!!
izzydakid13 11 months ago
@carsonvaler nah man... that's just how he is... he never got high man.
Haimsheli 11 months ago
@carsonvaler yes
tritanproductions 11 months ago
@carsonvaler I think so. I really really think so.
TuathaDuOrothrim 10 months ago
Hey Chris, get rid of the girlie ear rings.
Stop slumming on Letterman.
Be a man.
tnekkc 1 year ago
is he drunk
B1GBEASTJ3SS3 1 year ago
I want a pitbull terrier to knaw off my left testicle
RobertBalto 1 year ago
1:23 he looks like Donkey off Shrek!
GrimeBeatzMC 1 year ago
is it just me or iz cris rock on meth or speed or something.......cracked out!! look @ his eyes, trippin!
Angelocolato 1 year ago 4
haha Chris Rock is awesome!
lilgirlwitabigheart 1 year ago
i<3 chris rock
but hes high as a kite right there
11heyu 1 year ago
poor chris rock , was ignored by kobe hahaha
Kersey1389 1 year ago
Take a look at Chris's part in Kanyes Blame Game:)
TheDropout13 1 year ago
too loud!
candygir87528 1 year ago
in mexico chris is called el choriso lol!
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-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
ladygagasucks90 1 year ago
is he on crack?
AtaTheAwesomeness 1 year ago 4
he was sooooooooooo nervous :D look! his hands were shaking :)
nukri156 1 year ago
I like the way Letterman is trying not to look awkward :))
TheSpontaneousness 1 year ago
From what I've seen of Chris Rock so far, may I say on behalf of many other Brits, he is about as funny as Ricky Gervais. Now how do you interpret that?
Maxshard 1 year ago
Chris Rock is awsome but thumbs up if he sounds like hes on CRACK!
dazeefx 1 year ago
-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
SouthParkBlogger 1 year ago
@SouthParkBlogger Hold your breathe for 3 minute and tell me if you wake up.
delvinmacmillen18 1 year ago
when he talks, he sounds like one of them preachers. I LOVE IT! Preach Bro, Preach!
tyzer23 1 year ago
this man is stoned
corecorria 1 year ago
he gt a agravatin voice
D3Big 1 year ago
Didn't he have his own talk show?
dubhslaine2 1 year ago
@dubhslaine2 Yeah he did on HBO, it was really good too. But he decided to end it while it was still good he said.
Bychance37 1 year ago
What did Dave ask before the video started? 8-0
Wartler 1 year ago
300 years ago I would have bought him to amuse me
Razersun 1 year ago
@Razersun hahahhahah xp omg :' )
SweetCaramellicious 1 year ago
his voice gets higher and pitchier every time i see a video of him, lol
go chris
TERREWN0 1 year ago 95
@TERREWN0 eventually he'll shape shift into Chris Tucker.
normmccabe 1 year ago
he got so hammered before the show*
piAn0JunKy 1 year ago 4
1:28 hahah he seems to say nigga
mtsku 1 year ago
bad ass
devilstyle1 1 year ago
chris was talking the whole time
CuriousGirl26 1 year ago 2
i thought every body hated chris?
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buddyis12 1 year ago
high voice always
moley50000 1 year ago
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chris rock is not funny at all, he trys way too hard. just because you yell something doesnt make it any funnier