DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAYBY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW UR STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEO'S IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
WOW what are the odds that I randomly found a video with people that went to Fort Dorhchester five years ago hahah. I could tell from the "Department" shirt
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LEDDERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY
1 day ago PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
wow, so now i kno where my ex's got all these stupid ideas. Just an FYI boys some of these ideas should not be followed... if a girl says "stop" it usually means "stop" and tickling isn't cute it's annoying as hell.as well as the stupid cutesy nick names.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
man i dont usually find the amature comedy on youtube funny . but tthis was pretty hilarious. the bloopers are great to. i love that 'why are you crying' that ruled. awesome !
one time a girl had a guy that came up to her and gave her a very rough twirly hug LOL!!! that she was knock out flying in the air landing in a cushion matress sale event in Macy's
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
ok since ima girl i will give you a line works all the time to make ur girl laf (NOTE:DO NOT USE THIS TO GET A GIRL TO DATE U TO MAKE HER LAF)if you we'ere a booger i'd pick you first ;P turns me on ssssssss
be a happy pork xD
tsluv13 3 weeks ago
but she is not my girlfriend
handsome7769 1 month ago
hey you still look like pork LMMFAO
richboirockstar 1 month ago
Aww this video is soo cute :D
Sean021122 1 month ago
the intro made me laugh. nice one
TheAiraairaairaaira 1 month ago
Don't be sad be happy pork
EPICDATE 2 months ago
"be happy pork" hahahahaha nice!
cheartw 2 months ago
some girls will fall for the failure guy...because the way he act...it's really funny though....
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THIS IS SOOO SCRIPT BUT AT THE SAME TIME HILARIOUS I LOVE IT! LOL
aminfrared 3 months ago
U look like pork lol
SuperKingjay12 3 months ago
what a lie i mean tht dont always work if a girl is crying just say srry bc u waznt there to stop who ever hurt her! duhh
sassy80999 3 months ago
And why dose the "wrong guy" KEEP TALKIN LIKE STEWIE?!?! btw tell him he's hot!
LadyBuggie121 3 months ago
I HAVE THAT MONKEY SHIRT TOO!!!
LadyBuggie121 3 months ago
haha i liked it
kundanyou 3 months ago
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAYBY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW UR STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEO'S IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKED
Tagaki100 3 months ago
WOW what are the odds that I randomly found a video with people that went to Fort Dorhchester five years ago hahah. I could tell from the "Department" shirt
Aspartanpwner634 3 months ago
Wanna come over my house tonight? We got pork
gobilyghoul 4 months ago
3:43 goodd this is SO wonderful... LMAO
sakuragirlhottieme 4 months ago
jajajajajajjaajjaja
Im watchin'you O.O
eeeeeyyy
eeeeeeeyy
why are u crying ??
hahahahahahaha
so much funny !
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TheMedia2009 4 months ago
Don't be sad! Be happy pork! XD
TheHealerIzAwesome 4 months ago
'HEY. HEY.... WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HEY.' ahahahaa
AspecTxTerritory 4 months ago
The best way is to tickle her , she will laugh 100% tickle her softly she will smile :D
richi1782 4 months ago 11
was the ending credits song from dynasty warriors 3?
rawrloler 5 months ago
you can tell bother the girls fell so awkward the whole time ._.
22IceEye 5 months ago
LOL. PORK. I smiledC:
xyann1 5 months ago
Any minute now I'm expecting that bear to say you rape her ill come for you NI$@
GamingChief157 5 months ago
''Tell her how much you love her... and you better mean it too.'' LOL
lumiere2020 5 months ago
You sound like a retarded goat ya dumb mother fucker what? hav u got a horses cock stuck up yer ass or maybe u just got fucked by a dog bitch
Swehatitc 5 months ago
i'm a girl this vid made me smile
princess1010228 5 months ago
4:25 fuck you
bros before hoes you pussy
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This is so funny but so true! :D to be honest if a guy says "HI" to me I will smile! But I love this video!!! 5 stars no doubt!
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.
FreeOnlineWorkouts 6 months ago
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dlnbrnt16 10 months ago
This is uncomfterable
moondanceiz1 10 months ago
4:20 boom tackle
FlyingHamburger1 10 months ago
THANK YOU TEDDY :DD
666anth 10 months ago
HA+HA+HA+ the part 5:33 made me laugh sooo badd HEY HEY WHY ARE YOU CRYING HEY hahahah
ProductionsTiki 11 months ago
+HA+HA+HA whene they are running and they fall 4:15
ProductionsTiki 11 months ago
"heyyyy you DO look like pork"
xXDixieBarrelRacerXx 1 year ago
they guy is a retard lol
F250custom4x4 1 year ago
wow, so now i kno where my ex's got all these stupid ideas. Just an FYI boys some of these ideas should not be followed... if a girl says "stop" it usually means "stop" and tickling isn't cute it's annoying as hell.as well as the stupid cutesy nick names.
Blgbecky 1 year ago
hehehe.....y u crying...hehehe
jhankarr 1 year ago
lmao ur so funny thank u i suscribed ur awsome
homeslice341 1 year ago
give here a fuck from behind .she always loves that
samosval92 1 year ago
don't be say hey...be happy pork!
mastahkris 1 year ago
i like the failure guy XDD
PGamer13 1 year ago 52
omg really a teddy
spikep7 1 year ago
Lol, aw, love the Teddy.
Anonymous7043 1 year ago
5:36 ws realli funny!!
H2rJT 1 year ago
hahahahahahah xD
15Koontz 1 year ago
Thanks man
playboy77th 1 year ago
mostly people in india have watched this. i wonder why.
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tripleaction10 1 year ago
Hey everyone! thanx for all the comments and views! Please check out my newest video in the response section on this page.
kingnappy 1 year ago
I GOT SLAPPED FOR #11, THE SHE SAID STOP MEENS STOP LOLS
thewheelrunnerjr 1 year ago
loool
X2K9 1 year ago
awesome one friend
stalinshiva08 1 year ago
Poor lil crying ignored pork girl that a creeper want to do things with
doublex2d1 1 year ago
LMAO
powernoobable 1 year ago
LOL funny part.. 4:49 we got pork to a fat guy? lol
T3amVisionary 1 year ago
so funny !!!!:0
xshaq84x 1 year ago
lol dork
AmethystxBlossom 1 year ago
goood job!this just made my night lol
PokemonMisty96 1 year ago
does anyone know why she was crying lmao
rachusis 1 year ago
nice
skoob6969 1 year ago
jobless
hdrmid 1 year ago
@jasonsreeler bitch
nachojr456 1 year ago
@jasonsreeler bitch
nachojr456 1 year ago
haha! the other guy is funny hahha!
daemonsk8 1 year ago
man i dont usually find the amature comedy on youtube funny . but tthis was pretty hilarious. the bloopers are great to. i love that 'why are you crying' that ruled. awesome !
M0RTH0 1 year ago
so funny!
dengkurwhensleep 1 year ago
the skinny guy has a better game then the fat dude. +p DORK!@#! FTW
nitres 1 year ago
HEYY,HEYYY, why are you crying ?? lol i almost died when he said that lol so freaking funny:)
beatofyourheart6892 1 year ago
satish
SSGAVLI 1 year ago
"this is sooooo wonderfull!" lol
babbalabadingdong 1 year ago
4:45-4:50 is funny.LOL.haha
reynawhill 1 year ago
The bloopers are great!
pleased9 1 year ago
should have ended with slapping tht guy lol.. hay hay, why u crying... hay... hahahaha...
shafayna27 1 year ago
"THINGS"... xD
AlixMargaret 1 year ago
HAY HAY!!! WHY ARE YOU CRY!!! HAYY HAYY!!! lol funnyy
Gstarspara9 1 year ago 3
Girls..... girls need hugs... can't go wrong with hugs.
casadejoey 1 year ago
one time a girl had a guy that came up to her and gave her a very rough twirly hug LOL!!! that she was knock out flying in the air landing in a cushion matress sale event in Macy's
destroyed251 1 year ago
that was so romantic and its kinda offensive too but its also really funny lol
LilTansy13 2 years ago
The kid in the blue is hilarious.
Lexi005 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
applesause109 2 years ago
beef!!!! lolz
hinata1711 2 years ago
haha nice one :D
Merloo 2 years ago
LMAO! i love the skinny dude with the dark hair hes hilarious!!!!!!!!!
pinkisforpussies 2 years ago
This video's pieces of advices to make a girl smile are excellentes. Congratulations, and thank yo for the video!
bfcgal1983 2 years ago 3
A very interesting video.
bfcgal1983 2 years ago 3
kool but the last part was nice i mean the bloopers
ashcats88 2 years ago
ho d ho d ho lololol man
Aya8201959 2 years ago
lol 4:18 - 4:22 lol so Funny
Hey U Still Look like Pork
raymondtran123 2 years ago 2
hahahahahah
T050T 2 years ago
;) Its not boring its Fun ;)
MeHanfiBhai 2 years ago
this is one of the funniest videos on youtube , lmao ,gr8 time pass, atleast this video will help me to make my girl smile ,lol
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robytata21 2 years ago
"This is so wonderful" ahhahaha this is so funny
LaughLots1014 2 years ago
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhaha
styleicon69 2 years ago
funny
pinkorangesoda 2 years ago
hahahahhaha xD
Djebulba 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha great video :)
markmalunes2007 2 years ago
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
TheAustin1994 2 years ago
#8 is true.
xgpigfreakygeekx 2 years ago
did u make any more vids?
nicoleandbrandi 2 years ago
man u so funny that my teddy bear is laughing! and she tried 2 cut her self. YAY!
nicoleandbrandi 2 years ago
Hahhahahha!
yxa86 2 years ago
hahahaha!!!! :-D :-D
ellanochka 2 years ago
never put your friends before your girl?? what about about bros before hos?
FallenDragonSoul 2 years ago
I actually think that putting friends before your girl is good because girls r here and next day maybe gone but friends are forever(good friends)
Blazerelf 2 years ago
its about that if ur with ur girl, that you don't need to ditch her if your friends are asking for you.
MysticDragons 2 years ago
hahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahaha... that second guy is damn funny...
charlieking100 2 years ago
Im starting to laugh so heart when they say HEY HEY
why are you crying. lol
Gothish408 2 years ago
lmfaooo
hahahahaa this actually
made my dayy, and ive been having a bad one...so thankyouu<3<3
haha i started laughing out loud from the very begining with that ganster teddy bear lmaoo
"yo this is ur numba 1 teddy in allthe world, right here talkin teddy" haahaha :)
mexicala 2 years ago
well it's miday and still laughing too.
hikkarri 3 years ago
man i´m here midnight Laughing very loud!!!
hahahhshashahshahahah
Tsubasa10gol 3 years ago
Thanks folks. If you make a more serious one let me know. I need to send it to a few people:)
TheDrfoxx 3 years ago
ha ha pork,help,my sides hurt
fabu1996 3 years ago
LOLOLOL!!! FUCK I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING...
"Don't be sad, Be happy pork".
Epic.
Uber2DaMax 3 years ago 3
haha!
Sexaliciouse08 3 years ago
be a happy pork. lol
skaterstupe 3 years ago
'Heyy? Heyy? Why'r you crying? Heyy? Heyy?'
FloweryFlour 3 years ago 3
i started crackin up when he was like HEY HEY
why are you crying.
haa.
balletdncr4lfe 3 years ago 3
you look like pork
jackthedrummer747 3 years ago 2
you do look like pork
JazzCowboys1 3 years ago
lol!!! the pork lines, the im watching you note, the bloopers, i started to choke from laughing so hard
Imaganaryfriend 3 years ago 2
PORK LMAO
brandon154 3 years ago 3
hey why are you crying hey hey lol that was funny
yeneil 3 years ago 13
haha thats good. The guy that does everything wrong is the funniest
Onnajaja 3 years ago 27
lmao! PORK!
woohoomegan 3 years ago 2
first one so funny
xofanofmusicxo 3 years ago 2
im still laughin!!! this video is HALARIOUS!
soccergrl354 3 years ago
IM WATCHING YOU
yennwen8 3 years ago 2
wana come to a party we got pork roflmao
spiralkid 3 years ago
lmfao hahahaahahahaahaha im putting this on my fav !! XD
Azhang255 3 years ago
ok since ima girl i will give you a line works all the time to make ur girl laf (NOTE:DO NOT USE THIS TO GET A GIRL TO DATE U TO MAKE HER LAF)if you we'ere a booger i'd pick you first ;P turns me on ssssssss
mileydemiselenafan1 3 years ago
LOL!
Retarded132 3 years ago
Lmao, They "Heyy you still look like pork" guy thru the whole video is freakig hilarious, awesome video!
Robyn923b 3 years ago
omg s goin onn mi favs O.O
hda1996 3 years ago
hahahah!!! why are you crying dont cry be a happy peice of pork lmao!!!
SexyKitten009 3 years ago
"eh, you still look like pork"
"dont be sad, be happy pork"
NoctheniK 3 years ago
heeeyy, heey why are you crying?? xD hahahah!!!
BUDSTER83 3 years ago
GO TALKING TEDDY!
mmoss4720 3 years ago
I got something to tell you I love you... Hey you still loom like pork. LMAO!
PassionsBandeta 3 years ago 2
pork pork pork xD
askAlanNow 3 years ago 3
Heey... Heey, why are you crying? heeey, why are you crying? lol
damninspiration22 3 years ago 2
"Eey. Eeey! ...why are you crying? C-Heeeyy." lmao
Richiepookinshoo 3 years ago
This was cute lol. It made me laugh like crazy too lol. Love it!!
Crazychaos3 3 years ago
holy crap! those were like, perfectly hit n the spot! And they were funny
cutekate75 3 years ago 3
Ok Mr Teddy. I'll Use these ways to Make YOU sis smile!
hm4u 4 years ago
For crushes, I think just by seeing them everyday makes one smile.
whatiwasabout 4 years ago 2
LOL this is kind of lmao messed up
br0adwater 4 years ago
"Hey, you still look like pork." xD!
randominationfilms 4 years ago 2
LMAO!
"You wana come to my house for a party tonight?"
"Urm... No, no."
"Dude, you sure? We got pork?"
XD
JaiHyuga 3 years ago 2
talking teddy
mallierose 4 years ago
ive watched this video like 10 times, and i just realized that at 1:14, the " (quote marks) are backwards.. lol.
desjham 4 years ago
you must be super smart ;)
P8BALLGUY123 4 years ago
yyaahhhh....
desjham 4 years ago
hahahaha
AMIMAMA 4 years ago
lmao!!!
i love talking teddy!!!! <3
neoqueenser89 4 years ago
that was 9 odd minutes wasted.
purplified 4 years ago
lol.
FROZNCaNdY 4 years ago
MAN U ROCK HA HA HA
TEEVA3 4 years ago
Hey is that a school project or something?
HaywireGuate 4 years ago
I have to agree with everyone else...funny stuff.
Lawdadel 4 years ago
Thank you for this video :)
marlo22 4 years ago
lol