i piss excellence

[AlenaJolie]

I don't think anyone has excellence if they use the word piss in public. Excellence represents quality and having high value.

[carlosm112]

@daleonz urine contains certain amounts of sodium discarded by the body, that is why he said "this salty shit", not trying to be a dick I'm just letting you know if you already didn't

[daleonz]

15 people aint first... and thier piss is less than average

[SharpenedSpirit]

FPSRussia brought me here

[shutupho07]

wake up and piss excellence............best line of the whole movie will ferrell plays a good jackass

[Conquerer13]

13 people ain't first

[CDTBishop]

13 people can't piss excellence.

[theknittinggal]

I forget how much I love this movie... Will has the best lines and quotes EVER

[daleonz]

@SHIFACEPSN ...ummm how do u kno your piss is salty... You tasted it? Somebody taste it for you? I assume my piss tastes like excellence... Ricky Bobby flavored piss.

[AustinWayneC]

Ok the song in the back ground is kick start my heart by motley crew

[lance987654321]

Haa he reminds me of Vaughn Giitin Jr. .

[Gummby69]

@lance987654321 hahahaha soo true!

[lance987654321]

@Gummby69 he could be his double



[Thehives413]

senior quote.

[SuperMeagles]

that phrase is trademark not 2 b used outside the production of ricky bobby lmaoooo

[MrGrog88]

walker and texas ranger

[drrstanley]

anybody know the name of the song that plays n the back?

[SmokeMyP0le]

if you aint first...YOUR LAST!

[ChedderCheeseNips]

I'll come at u like a spider monkey!!!

[sapphire9794]

LOL ;P

[unclebuffalo]

ANARCHY!!! ANARCHY!!!

[Inresurrection]

Brilliant.

[mugatu5000]

I only piss 'superbly' because some of it lands on the seat

[olafvisser]

@mugatu5000 you don't understand it.

[XanaduZune]

I love this. This really resonates with me. Probably the best movie quote ever.

[davidakafresh]

0:21 ahaha

[mench5125]

i wake up in the morning and i pee excellence

[Terrail214]

iM TEN yEARS 0ld BT i'll BEAT yUR ASS!!

[wopman1010]

Lame film.

[rubytueasday]

and if u dont chew bigred then fuck you

[countryfan901]

" I wake up in the morning I piss excellence" thats the greatest quote ever!

[tarheels1995]

"if ur not first ur last? no no no ricky! tou can be 2nd, 3rd, 4th, hell, even 5th" . . . . . . . . . "I WAS HIGH WHEN I SAID THAT"

-ricky's dad

[Adiema123]

Amazing song in the background, Kickstart My Heart!

[Canuka]

OMG. I just remembered how damn funny it was when he repeats the line to his dad! And his dad goes "Ricky, what are yo u talking about? If you're not first you could be second or even third."

Ricky's whole life was about a drunken slur.

[crazytazy847]

i wake up in the mornig and i pee excellent

[MariKaz2000]

looooooool good one

[arsenalisawesome]

jane kissed her ass well drinking her pee and stwripping at a hopkins game

[Justin9155]

hahaha no one can hang with my stuff..I been using that line since like 02

[olafvisser]

@Justin9155 youre lame

[blackmagic46]

What the Fuck is wrong with him!

Your not supposed to piss exellence..................you fuck it!

[CaptainLandcaster]

I Wake Up In The Mornin' And I Piss Exellence.

[ickytheicicle]

Best victory speech FTW!

[XRocker1999]

at the "carrer day" scene the kid who is suppoused to be Cal is wearing an American flag shirt

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND IT?

[girlscallmesneaky]

him and vince vaughn are the funniest guys out right now.

[Hahaxyourface]

if you aint first, your last, is it really trademarked?

[konch30]

yes...so much so that your arrest is being processed as your reading this >_>

its a movie...come on

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

I WUZ HIGHH WHEN I SED DAT RICKAY!

[Peetsadoe450]

Shake n bake

[macadoughshus]

NOBODY can hang wit my stuff........

[christy340]

I love Will Ferrell he is so talented!

[wolverinefan99]

LOL! Love Talladega Nights!

[gabby374950]

haha. thats so fuckin hilarious.

[xoxjonasbrosxox1213]

lol haha this movie is the shizz! lol

[rtl345]

i piss excelence, If ya aint first...YER LAST, im all jacked up on mountain doo, Shut up you little pot licker ill stuff you in the microwave

[LimeInTheCoconut21]

Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini!

[SarahIsBitchin]

You are all bitches.

All of you.

[quinny920]

sarah dont be bitchin

[dumbererererererer]

his wife is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO hot

[dai42xxx]

funny as fuck the whole film is ace!

[TrueFolk]

I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine.

[chingwong123]

im all jacked up on mouantion dew

[cparkes92]

If you ain't first, you're last!

[VitaminWaterFreak21]

heck yeah!

[Bongoinc]

That is a hidden gem of a quote.... guess ill have something new to say while im drunk, yay!

[faqyaself]

i think the real quote is i piss excellence and i shit perfection or somthin like that

[AzzaTheFalcon]

i piss excellence and crap patriotism.

thats it

[stickguyrock2751]

lol

[supergeza]

i got a t shirt with i piss exelence on it

[captainshat37]

me too the red one

[jokergirl12097]

lol!

[jsrunner17]

i cant get enough of that saying "i wake up i piss excellence"

[blaqkcloud]

LOL ^_^

[JonahIsMyName]

Can someone tell me what this film is called?

thanks Jonahx

[ALynnJ13]

Talladega Nights

[haloplaya24]

Talladega Nights

[l3g1tp3ps1]

talladega nights

[Jonzer24]

Hahahah nothing wrong with his self estime....

[KPinthemix]

that phrase is trademark and not used to be used anywhere without the permisssion of Ricky Bobby Inc.

[QuickHit22]

i use this line everywhere now.

[pwnagekid1224]

i wish i piss excelence i only got my kidney stones...

[nothin2looze]

I totally know what he's talking about!

[necro90123]

hahahah thats funny!

[unleashed581]

here's the deal i'm the best there is plain and simple I wake up in the morning I piss excellence and nobody can hang with my stuff ugh you know i'm just a big hairy american

winning machine you aint first you're last.

[ForgottenMemoriesFM]

@unleashed581 thanks for telling us exactly what he just said

[jonadamich]

@unleashed581 Why is the top quote, the lines of exactly what we all just watched?

[unleashed581]

@unleashed581 

[unleashed581]

@jonadamich because you touch yourself at night

[666pwn]

I wake up in the morning

I piss excellence

HAHAHAHHA that was awsome!!

[IH8WRONGPPL]

WOOOOOOOO JUNIOR!!! YEAH!

[KaosuKaiari]

Unrelated. FAIL

[robynsegg]

I piss excellence, too! {{{{{^_^}}}}}

[TMoney8632]

Little brother. Whose parents go on youtube?

[metamorabirds98]

so funny dude your weird

[metamorabirds98]

thats gay

[TMoney8632]

That post was from someone else using my comp, can I delete it somehow?

[robynsegg]

We are not n******. We are African-Americans. You need to get your little brother straight, because I fear he's going to say (or do) the wrong thing, at the wrong place, at the wrong time, on the wrong day, and the RIGHT person is going to come along and seriously hurt him.  Or worse. And trust me, he does not want that. Neither will your parents. Your his older sibling. Get him straight, now. Good luck to you.

[jjboi126]

the best part is when hes like help me jewish god help me ala help me tom cruise lolz

[zaindy87]

This is a winners attitude. Love this scene.

[robynsegg]

It's crazy, but I so agree w/ you! He sounds so conceited & stuck on himself, but when you get right down to it, that is indeed a winner's attitude. & to make it in this world you need to have that kind of confidence if you're going to succeed in anything @ all. {{{{^_^}}}}

[tayf85]

arrogance != confidence

[robynsegg]

But I'd rather be confident than to have low self-esteem! {{{{^_^}}}}

[cjolds]

Thats got to be the funniest thing i ever heard!

[luke8507]

That chick hot

[flash263]

best part my favorite no doubt