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  • Apple is just a fruit. And fruit not always sweet and juicy forever. It can be rotten too.

  • I have been waiting so long for someone else to agree!

  • Long life android !

  • Fuck macs fuck iphones FUCK APPLE IS SHIT

  • Get an Amiga.

  • Apple is for egotistical sheep

  • never buy another apple product in my life..... mac=BFD

  • This video is total bullshit. MAC is 100x better than stupid windows.

  • @TheProfas And where's your proof?

  • @TheProfas Oh so tell me what's good about the mac, watch the difference between the MACBOOK PRO 17'' and the MSI GT 780 DXR, it costs less and it's even better!

  • This is SOOO freaking funny he should do this for all shitty desktops and laptops.

    Macs don't work worth shit.Some are upgrade able and some are not.Pc's are way better too do just about any thing.

  • I like macs :)

  • apple is only for Noobs and ppl without brain

  • omg i laught my ass off :D

  • This describes my every experience with a MAC

  • Mac, gay outside and even worse insides.

    PC, outside varies insides makes you go WOOP WOOP

  • apple is for rich retards

  • @DarkB1ueKnight I know too many people like that, IT DRIVES ME MENTAL!!!!

  • one hell of a rant, way to go dude!!

  • Thumps up if you watching this in 2011 :D

  • Ne1 also notice that windows doesn't have a tablet music/media device a phone with their name on it the best fucking thing they got that's close to fucking phone is that shit phone that runs by it's OS just compare stocks it's simple apple gains WAY more revenue per year than windows does btw for all the PC windows user have a nice day fixing ur slow ass virus infested peice of shit

  • Anyone notice that pc's don't get viruses does ne1 notice that u don't have to pay norton 5753257890 bucks a year for virus protection ne1 notice that Mac loads 3686324680 faster because they don't get viruses ne1 notice that you have to pay 25 bucks for an OS if u already own a Mac ne1 notice that Mac isn't that prehistoric peice of garbage and that macs now run by snow leopard 10.4 and windows run by their kid OS called windows 7 no wonder they have fucking 4 year olds in their commercials fi

  • Microsoft understood what IBM and Apple never did. People don't buy OS, they buy the applications that run on the OS. Apple is a whore for noobs that want to be called power users.

  • Apple is fucking useless because there are Windows PC's that are better than their fucking Macs, i just think iPad and iMac's are just..USELESS, i'm buying a new PC soon..Apple can suck my dick, i'm buying a cool laptop and an Android phone soon.

  • This is all a joke from about 5 years ago, this is a re-upload -_- really OSX and Win 7 are both good OSes, and Macs are just fine now a days.

  • apple is totally useless shit

  • why this is hating i bet they work for microsoft

  • mac is shit........... u cant even do anythin on it but jus usin these ripped off rubbish software frm apple....

  • You know you can run windows on it...

  • @EightyBrains Why does it matter, if I can build my own PC for 700 dollars that has the exact same specs as a 2000 dollar mac?

  • @EightyBrains why should anyone buy a mac to run windows? buy / build a pc on your own and with half the money you get a rig that will pwn apples macs. plus you can anytime upgrade it - show me how you do this with a fag... uhm i mean mac.

  • ahahahahah pc fags

  • Here we are everybody. Five long years later,it's been a long road, and we can finally still say Apple is shit

  • apppppppplllllleeeeeee isssssssssss amazingly shit

  • Windows = Nice

    Apple = sooo a SHIT!!!

  • gay video. Apple is the best.

  • @nanotek2711 Hey you're cool.

  • People generally complain about macs because they can't afford one, top of the range computers.

  • @RS2639 Hmm that's why 90% of software is incompatible with macs?

  • @Eggeman32 Name me something that a normal person uses on a daily bases that isn't there for macs? If you've got a programme which is not made for mac then simply run bootcamp or one of those.

    I don't see why there to seems to be so many people saying there 'shit'? If you dislike them, who cares? - Get over it.

  • @RS2639 Man you are an Apple fanboy aren't you? Have you ever wondered why software designing companies dread designing their software for macs? because they know it will not sell very well at all. Look at games for example, the only big game i can think of that is compatible with macs is World of Warcraft. Stop trying to justify your fanboyisms and purchases of Apples disgusting products - no one cares.

  • @Eggeman32 Yeah, I'm total apple fanboy, I feel the need to post comments criticizing macs!

    Get a grip seriously, it's sad to see that you've got nothing better to do, so what if you don't like macs? maybe go and cry in a corner or something..

    Also, macs are used a lot for graphic designing, ask any designer.

    xxxx

  • @RS2639 Everything a mac can do Windows can do better. Anything Windows can do that a mac can even attempt, it performs worse.

  • @Eggeman32

    Yeah ok, if you say so. I've owned many windows machines and there not as near as fast as any of my macs. You clearly have never looked or used a mac.

    If you like to think that, then that's fine you do that lol. 

  • @RS2639 I went to school with macs for 7 years, i've seen it all from the crashes to the worse crashes.

  • @Eggeman32 Well I have never had my macs crashing. And I can't imagine they would crash the way your saying they crash..

  • @RS2639 Why should he go cry in a corner? Because he doesn't like Mac, and feel the need to criticize them? Oh wait... Isn't that exactly how Apple promote Macs in all their commercials? Yes, I think it is!

    Also, all our designers are using Windows.

  • @MulleDK13

    He was the one replying to my comment, at the end of the day people need to get a grip of there self lol, if you don't like macs then there is no need to publish it to the world, just get over it, jesus.

  • failed

  • this guy seems got enough of Apple overpriced sh*t =)

  • its funny how you people responded to a video thats 4 years old. Although this video is quite true.

  • I think its really sad how people argue over which is best, PC or Mac. Just fucking use whichever you prefer and get on with life. Stop wasting time arguing over it.

  • I find people so funny... If you hate Apple so much you should not have anything related to Apple: QuickTime, iTunes, iMacs, iPad, iPods, shuffle, the list goes on.

  • You think they might have evolved. I bought the Macbook pro, cost me $3200...what a waste of money...its the worst piece of junk I have ever used. I gave it a chance...Ive been using it for 6 months now...it freezes constantly and anytime you open firefox or a Macromedia program it just shits itself...I though this thing was built for arty designers....Don't buy a MAC...

  • It's like a catalogue of every bizarre complaint PC users have ever pulled out of their asses about Macs. The only one you forgot was "You can't right-click on a Mac."

  • How friggin old is this vid?

  • The problem with PC users arguments is they NEVER use Macs, so their comments are base on a rare chance they may have had to use one briefly, years ago, when osx wasnt the operating system it is today, or their arguments are based on NOTHING, because they have NEVER used one!

    The problem for us Mac users is that we still have to use those PIECE OF $H1T PCs with their PIECE OF $H1T operating system, on a daily bases, wherther it be at work or at school or anywhere else for that matter.

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  • The problem with Mac users is they NEVER consider the price different. Since money/price is important, it is safe to say that they are too stupid to decide anything for themselves. Logically, they obey all bullshit spouted by Steve "The Messiah" Jobs, spend thousands of Dollars making Jobs richer than god.

  • I really like your belt.

  • apple is the biggest shit in the world!!!

    apple has no power and is still too expensive,

    nice video!

  • Windows 7. Microsoft thank you :).

  • you're the best

  • apple sucks! microsoft sucks!

    since linux became userfriendly no one needs this anymore...

  • oh yeah... the king is death... Long live to Ubuntu!!

  • apple is gay

  • apples suck.

  • Apple is gay.

  • you gota check out trancelucent13 his channel is so wacky and cool, funny out there videos-pure genius!!!

  • Funny. A little disingenuous, but still. I agree.

  • idiot

  • apple works on a key principle that was mentioned in the hitchickers guide to the galaxy

    the feeling you get from making this fiddly complex tempremental machine actually do something far surpasses the fact it took you over 30 minutes to figure out how to make it do it

    i.e. people who use macs are retarded

    and would be better off with a box full of shiny things

  • FUCK IPHONE SHIT PHONE!!!

  • mac is for fucking dum fuck retard poeple who only have a finger istead of a hand. go fuck yourself with yor stupid ITUNES trying to sell music to people for a buck. WE DOWNLOAD THEM FOR FREE DUM ASS.

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  • matey

    you cant steal something that doesnt physically exsist

    this includes ideas and music.

    real morality would realise that if music had to be payed for

    it wouldnt make you happy

  • The law begs to differ.

    People with morals are happy when they know that they are supporting a musician by buying their music.

  • thats where your morality is flawed

    laws were created by buisness for the sole purpose of legitamising creating profit

    law deals with the aftermath

    and is never a solution to a problem

    law is merely a threat.

    i support a musician by cheering them when they play well

  • In this case the law is also protecting the artist.

    Hours of hard work goes into writing and creating music. They deserve more then your cheer.

  • im a musician myself

    and believe me

    a cheer denoting love does far more for my soul than a fat wedge of cash ever will.

  • "a cheer denoting love does far more for my soul than a fat wedge of cash ever will" - I agree, but some professional musicians/artists depend on this income.

  • im more on about the big players in music

    do you think madonna,u2,metallica etc needs any more money.

  • This shows that your morals are: If someone has a lot of money it makes it ok to steal from them

  • your starting to piss me off

    music is a form of information

    all information should be free

    tbh money shouldnt even exsist

    and dont even get me started on all that nonsense.

    and its still not stealing you jackass

    its not becuase if i downloaded one track it doesnt means no one else can have it

    at the most all im doing is copying

    and this still doesnt get awy fromthe fact apple is shit and fo rppl who solely want to look cool

  • Word son!

  • and bullshit musicans dont steal themselves

    red hot chilis - dani california

    is a complete rip off of tom petty's tune

    daft punk would be fucked if they wernt allowed to sample

    so would most of th dnb you listen to be fucked without ssamples from other peoples work.

    all the music industry does is generate money and give about 10 percet to the performer and keep the rest for themselves

    destroying th soul of music forever

  • Macs have more torrent and illegal download software than Windows machines.

    You sure sound smart, obviously you don't know any technical reasons that Mac is better. However, it would see that you are very envious of Apple computers, possibly because of a lack of money.

  • ahh there all computers that do basically the same thing, just somehow OS X is just smoother... to me...to others different, way of world innit ..

  • I dare any mac fanboys to go to newegg or a similar site and see just how much of a ripoff a mac really is. Just add up the parts in the $2000 mac and see, it's really $700 worth of parts! yay

  • never seen OS X for a generic box on newegg

  • Agree Apple is brainwashing... they rip you off so fucking badly .. =/ better off getting a pc and installing leopard.. u can get it for less then half of what Apple has it for..

  • bullshit

  • buying a mac= wasting money

    i could make a better pc than mac with less money

  • Legendary!!!! at least he has a good point. 5 stars from me.

  • APPLE = BRAINWASHING

  • he's pretty confused and paranoid alright

  • Welcome to the future. ;-p

  • i use mac, but this is fukin funny. and its all as true as any other comic performance, meaning its an exajeration. just like when mac users point out a pc cant even run a decent program, let alone make it crash and show the beach ball at the same time. why do so many haters have to give a shit and leave malicious comments on something that is blatantly a joke.

  • i agree, this guy is truly a dumbass. He obviously wasn't using a mac. lol.

  • wow! and ur clearly a apple fanboy. SO FUCK OFF AND GET BRAINWASHED BY STEVE JOBS PROPAGANDA!!

  • YOUR A IDIOT!!!!!

  • tooo right MAC IS SHIT

    IT WONT EVEN LET ME UPDATE MY SHITTY MAC FROM FUCKING OLD VERSION 10.3.9 TO 10.4.11

    COCK OF A CUNTY COMPUTER=MAC

  • just reformat hard drive

  • Whoa! Whoa... Being stupid doesn't make the computer bad. You need the 10.4 CD. I assume you don't even have that, and if you do, then maybe you should have a smart person to install it, or better yet, maybe donate your computer to the poor, as you're on of the MILLIONS who shouldn't be allowed to own a computer...

  • This is just a joke, get over it. Stop taking the internet and computers seriously.

  • yes check rule 20 people....... look at the rules of the internet

  • ima fuck ur shit up, u fkn shit bag,

    i was on a mac making a song, and

    POOfFF its gone,

    so u motherfucka, fukk ur shit u little fukk

    go and jizz on urself, u little fuckface and fuk ur mac

  • i agreee, with u,

  • awesome dude ... 5*

  • kannste kein english? solltest damit anfangen es zu lernen. was gibt dir außerdem den eindruck, den herrn mit deinem kommentar hier zu erreichen? depp ^^

    great humor - great video!

  • Mac is shit, apple should just stop trying.

  • I think most PC users who say Windows is better then OSX are dumb. I think just the same about Mac users who think windows Suck. Have you ever tried the other? or have you just watched these ridiculous biased Youtube videos. Ive tried Vista for months, XP for years, Leopard for months, i can safely say I like Windows better. AS an advanced user, it is easier for me to operate under windows.

    Nice video, i enjoyed it because its true, but Windows users shouldn't base their hate for macs on it.

  • i just find it amusing that while PC users are perfectly happy to build their own machines to do what they want with and remain happy doing so, mac users seem to go out of their own way to declare that their own machine is better. i wonder who's actualy happier with their purchase?

  • fukking saved

  • Apple is shit. It is the word of God. Go fuck yourselves if disagree.

    Apple is shit.

  • I AGREE! FUCK APPLE FUCK ITUNES! itunes is gonna fucking give me a heart attack with its fucking stupidity.

  • *facepalm*

  • @Cicerox I don't agree with your particular opinion on Apple Computer's products, however, you deserve better grammar than what this assclown gave you for a comment. However, I do respect your opinion though just the same. Keep up the good uploads man. Your presentation is nicely produced to boot.

  • @petroskar :

    Did Apple paid all of their fanboy?

    Silly me, no creature that is smart enough that knows the meaning of money will buy Apple's product!!

  • after vista stone tablets are faster and  better, someone who has used tiger,leopard ,xp all work well !! vista is an operating system I will evacuate myself on.

  • before even starting talking crap about macs you'd better work on one. you windows users are such big assholes!!! you comment on something that you have never touched. have you ever tried linux? what do you say about the graphical effects that require less hardware than Vista? what about the security? what about the functionality of the programs? you've mentioned the '97 event? if apple would have perished, the whole PC's industry would have gone. after all, it's about competition. shut up!!!!

  • if apple went, its only like 0.5% of the computer industry so fuck yourself and gaming will push the computer further you dumb fuck.

  • you fucking dumb prick!!! do you live inside games??? maybe you do! on the other hand, try to spell correctly, big shit asshole fucking fag gamer!!! the market share is so small because there are fucking assholes like you who have never seen something else than Redmond's sluggish products. try to be at least coherent in what you fail to say or spell!!! :))) poor you moron. i feel sorry for you. remain stupid.

  • Sorry? I made a spelling mistake now? What point are you trying to make you stupid cunt?

  • take a look on what you've just written. stop showing off. you don't frighten me! take a look on the computer market. some deep shits like you live entirely on MS-Windows without even trying to see how deep the rabbit hole is!!! best regards. asshole!!! =))

  • Are you including iPods and stuff in apples sales in the computer market or something? Sure ive got one myself and im safely going to say that they are shit and the most dodgey piece of electrical equipment ive paid for, not to mention overpriced.

  • He does make some good points but I still love my mac : D I fucking love final cut pro it's the BEST

    But i think this guy made this with previous versions of macs. I'm really happy with my macbook and I used to be a PC maniac : p

  • Wow this video is dated! Goes back to the end of the OS9 days, not really valid today but still a bit funny.

  • you idiots it's just supposed to be funny.

    IT'S ONLY A COMPUTER STOP BICKERING!

  • All you dudes supporting MAc.. lol fuck u all.. BOught a mac book.. sold for 300 cos is was fucking shit.. A say amen to this.. Mac dont crash?? no. they lock up. I'd rather a crash??

  • You're just poor jealouse cause you don't have the money to buy one and.. go get a life sick shemale

  • HAHAHA one of the best defenses for macs! Yes, anyone can afford a MAC. It's not that they are expensive; it's that they are overpriced. You pay $2000 for a mac? I build the same PC for $800. BTW PCs are NOT hard to build, if you think they are you deserve to be getting ripped by buying a mac.

  • i just tried using firefox and safari on 3 diff mac models, emac, g4. g5 and they all suck anal hair!!! 100% grade A TOP CHOICE FROM THE HILLS OF STEVE JOBBS BULLSHIT!!!

  • i still love my sweet mac G5

  • thing is with macs u dont get proper msn! u cant use cam or mic or anything, mac suck my cock untill it disolves

  • Apple doesn't make Messenger for Mac, Microsoft does. So blame them!

  • oooh so its microsofts fault?

    I HATE MICROSOFT

  • MSN is one of the most widely used instant messaging protocols in the world. So yeah, I actually agree on this one - Microsoft or Apple or SOMEONE should code a decent Mac counterpart for MSN messenger.

  • Adium is brilliant. Google it.

  • Haha I've already seen this vid before... guess what, Im at school on one of the new Macs right now and it doesnt have the flash player to watch this video LOL!

  • Well that's strange because Flash Player is available for mac and is up to the same version number as Windows so it's just as good!

  • The school comps use OSX 10.3 i believe.

  • The admin probably disabled flash or didn't bother installing it..not sure...

  • So does that make the Mac suck? You might as well say that Windows sucks because it doesn't have flash player built in either. You have to download it first on both type of systems.

  • Yeah. I guess so :\

  • i bet you've never even had a mac u weirdo

  • macs are shit! and so are Ipods they are 4ever fucking up and when i need help guess wat apple dont give it u, unless u have a mac computer! and fuck that because i used one b4 at skwl we have loads and they suck!

  • They were probably ancient ones!

  • I find even current Macs aren't to my liking. They put too much emphasis in how good their products look rather than how they work. Which is fine for some people, I don't really have much against Apple, I just don't like their computers. And yes my opinion is valid, I am very knowledgeable about operating systems, computing, programming, etc...

  • hahahahahahahhahah lol thats why you should never buy a mac there shit theyve only just introduced an empty trash button -_-

  • That is soooo untrue, they've always had one!

  • look at the submission date!

    February 25, 2006

    Before the most recent macs and OSX came out!

  • Moved from PC to MAC, very confusioned. I never know if its actually working properly, it gets so hot was balls are turning charcoal and whenever I close anything off its still open. Looks nice but I dont use it for admin. The whole MAC identity is very elitist.

  • lmao MAC can suck it. Of couse, so can PC 'cause they have just as many problems.

  • apple may be better but hardly any software that runs on a mac.

  • fuck off it was funny.

  • AND i had a NEW macbook..

  • that soo happened to me!!!! ALL THE TIME!! this video is soo funny!

  • Fucking funny, but Macs dont do these these days. Ive got a macbook and it has never let me down. You might want to buy a modern mac or new software cuz man you have no idea what you are saying. You probably fucked it up yourself but anyway, it was funny!