It is now 2012. YouTube? Not in 3D. But I am pumping it directly to my brain... wirelessly, even. You know, from the screen to my eyes. Oddly, I could also do this in 2008...
Something I have realized- mix egg balancing and Loch Ness with Apollo and Kennedy assassinations. I don't know how many times I've seen these shills pull out that herding technique . Phil, no heavy lifting in your job description. If I had no moral compass I could do your job. Guess what? Black holes are not singularities- they are rather cold lumps of matter. So there. Peace.
DUDE! i just tried this, and i did it as you were talking about bumps, i did it with one finger on the top and it worked automatically, then i tried your method and i couldnt get it!, i tried it again with one finger on top and it worked again after a few shifts.
You are correct, it has nothing to do with the equinox! I can balance any egg on any day and I do it with only one hand. You can see my video where I balance a raw egg multiple times within a few seconds by searching for "nospam091017".
Actually, youtube supports 3D right now! You need to add a special tag, and of course have a video with two camera angles, but youtube will convert it to different types of 3D (anaglyph, cross-eyed, etc.).
I've got my own method to stand en egg on end. It works everytime. Just use ur brain and I'll give you small advice... read smth about Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis. Exactly read about Coriolis Effect. Good Luck :)
whirl the egg - in a sling .. pointy end out .. then pointy end in .. see if that makes a difference to 'relative-ease-of-positioning' upright. Prolly not .. Put the egg in an ultrasonic cleaner tub .. emulsify the inside .. any difference? Again prolly not. Food for thought.
Now whats the scientific explanation behind that? Lol perhaps the yolk (being heavier) eventually sinks towards the bottom of the egg after all of the fiddling giving it a lower center of gravity making it a lot more stable. I have no idea, just a guess. Nice vids though
The rotation might help. If you rotate in the correct direction (determined by guess), the chalazae will move the yolk towards the bottom of the egg. Birds rotate eggs in alternate directions so the chalazae move the yolk "up" and "down" through the egg so they yolk picks up fresh white.
You cheated. You used your psychic brainwaves to distort time and make it be the vernal equinox while you stood up you egg. How else could it be done?
It is now 2012. YouTube? Not in 3D. But I am pumping it directly to my brain... wirelessly, even. You know, from the screen to my eyes. Oddly, I could also do this in 2008...
poetyouknowit 2 weeks ago
my desktop... OF SCIENCE!
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Thank for the laugh piping directly into your brain via Matrix style.
pgfracing 1 month ago
''totally bogus!''
FORGODSAKEIDONTKNOW 5 months ago
Is that a Coors Light in the back?
nthomas87 5 months ago
I tried. then i got kanked
PandazRul3zD00d 7 months ago
2:33 That would be cheating and we will have none of that here! Made me lol xD
and also
my ? OF SCIENCE!! :P
MsZoeishere 8 months ago
2:33 That would be cheating and we will have none of that here! Made me lol xD
MsZoeishere 8 months ago
Dude, if this was 600 years ago you would've been burned at the stake for being a witch/warlock. That happened 600 years ago right?
MrBlair56 10 months ago
did he say a "cooperative egg"? lolololol
MochaholicPuppy 10 months ago
It's 2011 and I still don't have my Youtube piping directly into my brain. What the eff?
SouthPawKingOC 10 months ago
@SouthPawKingOC we still have a few months away from 2012, have faith lol
kyoshintama 9 months ago
you have to use your fingers to find the SPOT, you have to gently manipulate it and push it to find the spot.
THE G SPOT
jjjproductionsssssss 1 year ago 2
lol i watched this video, went to my kitchen, took out and egg n did it in 5seconds lol luck?
DJCAMILOS 1 year ago
Something I have realized- mix egg balancing and Loch Ness with Apollo and Kennedy assassinations. I don't know how many times I've seen these shills pull out that herding technique . Phil, no heavy lifting in your job description. If I had no moral compass I could do your job. Guess what? Black holes are not singularities- they are rather cold lumps of matter. So there. Peace.
hozayamz 1 year ago
I used the same technique when I stood an egg n_n
HootyInWonderLand 1 year ago
I wasted 10 minutes of my life but finally I did it! xD
ilmatteo95 1 year ago
Desktop of Science... do you watch Bill Nye the Science Guy? :D
delcardobaybandgeek 1 year ago
@delcardobaybandgeek i kno bill nye's niece!
MochaholicPuppy 10 months ago
now for ur next trick an egg on egg!!!
Typho0n86 1 year ago
In 2012 I had better be piping 3D Youtube directly into my brain :D
adelsaint 1 year ago
DUDE! i just tried this, and i did it as you were talking about bumps, i did it with one finger on the top and it worked automatically, then i tried your method and i couldnt get it!, i tried it again with one finger on top and it worked again after a few shifts.
very cool!
syneater1 1 year ago
Don't you have nothing to do?
raulfernando65 1 year ago
super glue
lilbobby100 1 year ago
AWESOME VID! I tried this with my kids & it worked right away. Thanks for the fun experiment.
dvdslideshows4you 1 year ago
Dude! It took like 2 seconds! LOL! Thank You! You are the Master!
DasBus2002 1 year ago
or you could file a flat spot with a nail file.
onthecuttingedge2005 2 years ago
Eggsactly
AndrewKFletcher 2 years ago 4
holy crap this F*****G works this vid is amazing GREAT JOB THANKS!!!!!!
Razorblazer726 2 years ago
You are correct, it has nothing to do with the equinox! I can balance any egg on any day and I do it with only one hand. You can see my video where I balance a raw egg multiple times within a few seconds by searching for "nospam091017".
nospam091017 2 years ago
i couldn't do it but my step mom could i wonder if she practices witchcraft.
SuperJak7 2 years ago
haha took me about 4 mins, but it was worth it =)
kidzcontrolRS 2 years ago
Actually, youtube supports 3D right now! You need to add a special tag, and of course have a video with two camera angles, but youtube will convert it to different types of 3D (anaglyph, cross-eyed, etc.).
SpikedSkull 2 years ago
yay i got mine standing too!!
vC8H10N4O2 2 years ago
wtf why are my eggs white
xXxToxifyxXx 2 years ago
because they're bleached.
BarronTD 2 years ago
hahahah
patsosas 2 years ago
No, that's actually true.
BarronTD 2 years ago
it took me like 3mins to do. cool!
Karcake 2 years ago
It Worked !! Omg i can't believe it , i thought that its impossible to do it , but here comes this guy thats cuts the crap and here you go i did it
UneX100 2 years ago
the desktop..... OF SCIENCE!!!! [big voice] [fade to black] [phil exits] [then spotlight] lol
princesskathryn28 2 years ago
spending more then 4 minutes talk and less then 30 seconds doing, talk to much
PhuNguyen88 2 years ago
use super glue. haha it gets kind of erotic when he's doing it ;)
NexIuguolo 2 years ago
good vid, but good idea YOUTUBE 3D ! - that should happen!
stasonish 2 years ago
just SHUT UP! and do the thing.
xHizukax 2 years ago
way too much time on your hands there bud
qin02 2 years ago
we will have non of that HERE!! ahah
h34lyfe 2 years ago
I've got my own method to stand en egg on end. It works everytime. Just use ur brain and I'll give you small advice... read smth about Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis. Exactly read about Coriolis Effect. Good Luck :)
Ziembek99 2 years ago
Very cool...i tried it as soon as the video was over...took me all of 15 seconds to get my egg to stand
madane73 2 years ago
Ahaha, I've wondered about your many items "Of SCIENCE" as you call them. Are those little homages to Bill Nye the Science Guy?
Even if they arnt, they make me smile whenever I here 'em :)
TheSpazzofMuffins 2 years ago
you can sake the egg until the yolk breaks open and is mixed with the white part. takes very long.
nevernoone 2 years ago
cows make milk, see
flavomatic 2 years ago
Thanks Phil. I used this little experiment for my class. Students got a ripe old laugh at their teacher playing with an egg for so long.
Love your stuff. Great to see people out there enjoying science so much...... we're not alone :)
Preacher60 2 years ago
They're also delicious.
PerogiXW 2 years ago
I've STANDED IT IT's TRUE , and for those who can't stand the egg - HAVE PATIENCE.
XSk8guyX 2 years ago
You're a funny and cool dude!!! Thanks for sharing.
Deserthope 2 years ago 2
man thats so good
i listen to you so much more then my science teachers
i watched yours videos, you a cool guy, this vid helpd wow people thanks.
TheMeltingChickens 2 years ago 2
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He cheated!!!!!
aznguymetal 2 years ago
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did yout dad balance his balls on your chin when you were a boy?
damienderrick1987 3 years ago
omg i did it on first try!! you are awesome XD
ImYourTurkey 3 years ago
I can't even balance my checking account... do it with an egg?? Come on Phil!! Good job, your the best!!
JessicaTG2008 3 years ago
whirl the egg - in a sling .. pointy end out .. then pointy end in .. see if that makes a difference to 'relative-ease-of-positioning' upright. Prolly not .. Put the egg in an ultrasonic cleaner tub .. emulsify the inside .. any difference? Again prolly not. Food for thought.
PigsCanFly99 3 years ago
Now whats the scientific explanation behind that? Lol perhaps the yolk (being heavier) eventually sinks towards the bottom of the egg after all of the fiddling giving it a lower center of gravity making it a lot more stable. I have no idea, just a guess. Nice vids though
aarperry 3 years ago
The rotation might help. If you rotate in the correct direction (determined by guess), the chalazae will move the yolk towards the bottom of the egg. Birds rotate eggs in alternate directions so the chalazae move the yolk "up" and "down" through the egg so they yolk picks up fresh white.
OTOH, maybe it makes no difference. :)
bdf2718 2 years ago
You're vidoes are very interesting. Im a fan of you
suzsiz 3 years ago
pointy end down?! come on, let's see that!
putting the fat end down is too easy!
jdevola999 3 years ago
nice video.
I did this too on my desktop.. OF KITCHEN!
not science but KITCHEN!
Xalv3r 3 years ago
Youtube should be in 3D :P
BouyertheDestroyer 3 years ago 3
Yeah!
KGSProductions 3 years ago
Gotta love that desktop..OF SCIENCE!
Also, glad to see you have a female following ;)
rowanofrin1 3 years ago
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how bout a smashed egg on your head ..fucker who diesnt work
Marcie57 3 years ago
i love you.... so sexy
sophiasaurus 3 years ago
echo stefanod, why hasn't the discovery channel picked up on Phil? Beats American chopper anyday...
max5sheets 3 years ago
You should get your own show on discovery channel
stefanod2402 3 years ago 15
I have that same LCD. Nice choice!
enemy88 3 years ago
Same technique to balance coins.
TheReasonWhyGuy 3 years ago
you must have a hell of alot of patience... I smashed the poor bugger after my second try!
xXShmotzXx 3 years ago 4
pointless... by 2012 we'll have genetically engineered eggs that will balance themselves!
FartyBandit 3 years ago 35
lol 2012 an ad on the corner is saying a ufo will attack us then
mhrumman 3 years ago
my desktop OF SCIENCE! haha
skateordytyin17 3 years ago 2
u are my hero. ive always wanted to do that. and now i know how!!!!
mattiacorda 3 years ago
thank you so much i finaly did it and i have been trying for years. THANK YOU
stinkygman 3 years ago
Phil, you need to make more videos! :-)
0neLess 3 years ago
you really like bill nye the science guy, don't you???
mattmess1221 3 years ago
Oh. Seems I've also miswrote what I misread. I meant "How to stand on an egg"
eskopaskapaa 3 years ago
I misread the title. I thought it read: "How to stand on and Egg." But this was nice too.
eskopaskapaa 3 years ago
Desktop... OF SCIENCE! love it to death!
rowanofrin1 3 years ago
voodooo voodoo!!!!!
bodiezoffa 3 years ago
You cheated. You used your psychic brainwaves to distort time and make it be the vernal equinox while you stood up you egg. How else could it be done?
8488463p0wnd 3 years ago
love your videos
chris3443 3 years ago
When does this 3d brain downloading youtube start? : P
nightriver 3 years ago
Thanks Phil! I was able to do it with your technique in less than a minute.
msgirl36 3 years ago
Phil, you're a better instructor than practitioner. It only took me about 30 sec to stand my egg on end ;-)
bpabbott1st 3 years ago
Bah, need to goto the store for eggs...
nothintorollwith 3 years ago
Desktop... OF SCIENCE!
NodOfficer 3 years ago 3
I did this in January
illusionist1977 3 years ago
Cool im going to try it if phil can do it we can do it.............lol
BIGBOYREDGIE 3 years ago
I know for a fact it works with goose eggs!
Malithion2001 3 years ago
+100 pts for patience.
coconutcaat 3 years ago
put less than a teaspoonful of salt on
table, in a pile, put egg in salt, blow
salt away.......this also works for salt
shakers balanced on edge etc.
james1937 3 years ago
lol nice!
AdamTien 3 years ago
Phil has male pattern awesomeness.
Clausfarre 3 years ago 22
You have made me LOL.
TheBadAstronomer 3 years ago 5
my teacher said that christopher columbus could do it.....but he did it by cracking the end w/ a spoon? cant u just do that?.....or is it cheating?
rooster5man 3 years ago
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He talks as if everyone is an idiot.
wtfover77 3 years ago
It's because he wants this to appeal to younger folks, kids; just as much as adults. he talks like this in all his videos, in order to do so.
CharlieKilo22 3 years ago 5
That's because comparing to him, you are.
AngaloPapeteri 3 years ago 2
lol aw, he's just excited about science.
simmys1m 3 years ago
my crazy history teacher said something about balancing an egg on the spring equinox at midnight.
as soon as i got home i googled it and found i could do it any time of the year. so i tried it and it was so awesome!!! haha.
i'm just glad I didn't stay up till 12am to try it.
SusieSpinkle 3 years ago
@SusieSpinkle: Did you tell your teacher? I think it would be important so he doesn't spread more unfounded myths to his students.
ThyGoddess 3 years ago 3
ah stupid youtube, gave me a glitch so I look like a parrot.
...Hey look! THE EGG IS STANDING UP! SWEET.
ThyGoddess 3 years ago
I can't wait to pump 3D egg balancing directly into my head.
CousinoMacul 3 years ago 2
Don't you mean "Several eggcruciating minutes later"?
It's not like you to miss the opportunity for a corny crack like that Phil.
IRONMANAustralia 3 years ago 3
Great gig!
After balancing those 12 eggs, I know a trick that will let your cholesterol level stand on end...
leporidus 3 years ago
Phil, you are awesome.
SCIENCE! :)
ZorkFox 3 years ago
Hmmmmm, need show notes to check first.
thkaal 3 years ago
Then there's always the other solution:
Hard boil the egg, smack it down on the flat surface so as to crack on end enough to give it a solid base...
Dunsinane 3 years ago 5
But... But that's cheating!
ThyGoddess 3 years ago
@Dunsinane: But... That's cheating! BOO! BOO!
ThyGoddess 3 years ago
Cheating implies that there are RULES. ;-)
Dunsinane 3 years ago
you don't need to hard boil it. if UR careful, you can cheat anyway -- without cooking...
jdevola999 3 years ago
Cool!
PsychoBlack 3 years ago
Yay, Desktop Of Science!
rakdaddy 3 years ago 5
I'm such an irrational germophobe that all I can think about is whether you sterilized your desk after that video. =P
mrdude888 3 years ago