Just throwing this out here, if you pay attention to clues in the movie Hancock is not an alien; he is a god. Specifically Zeus. It practically spells it out for you in the special features too.
Asa realli knows how ta impersonate ppl, lol. but wat tha hell is wit tha chocolate rain speakin into the microphone anyway? lmao, is he pose ta b like Stephen Hawking or somethin? lmao
Okay, you people can trash me all you want. I've got my opinions/facts and you have... um whatever nonsesne that spews from your mouth as you blather about like an invalid. Cheerz! I'm all woman, by the way.
Hancock was a fucking rip! The only black superhero-based movie and the main character is a drunken, homeless sociopath who snaps at children!? That is just so fucking wrong I'll bet the 75 cents in my pocket that white man came up with the premise! Don't give me that shit about Will Smith doing some executive producing crap. What the hell was he thinking!? Don't you dare accuse me of racism or any of that because it's MESSED UP! When's the last time you've seen the Superman snap at children!?
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jnthn1984 4 months ago
Chocolate rain gave him the E.T. middle finger! Sweet.
Kire667 11 months ago
LO fucking L
KTortuga1 11 months ago
hahaaha the chocolate rain kid,ahhaaha
mroddydawg 1 year ago
lol he got denzel washington laugh
xAxPharaoHxxAx 1 year ago
U LOOK MORE LIKE DENZEL IN BOOK OF ELI THAN HANCOCK MY NIGGA LOL
BigInfinite 1 year ago 46
@BigInfinite he should do a book of eli spoof now that you mention it
MrSEEbeeARE 3 months ago
He(Hancock) looks like Denzel Washington.
baserocket 1 year ago 4
why is his face like that?? lol
greenblue1234567890 1 year ago
OH OH OH OH !!!!!!
MrJordanWHAT 1 year ago
lol his face at 0.55
richtowny 1 year ago
hancock doesnt use the door
Itallsounddasame 1 year ago
nice tay spoof
BenjiMeisterDK 1 year ago
HANCOCK hmm something werid about that?.... (because someone was giveing his dad a handjob before he was born)
TheDarklord0211 1 year ago
i didn't get this one as much.
NatalieMatured 1 year ago
WTF, Hancock launching plasma balls?
Freemancos 1 year ago
Black aliens? So does that mean he's black and he's a mexican?
RejectedDeath1 1 year ago
bang he tow
zachmilligan42 1 year ago
Now who the fuk is he talking to` Dang get a Life~~~
aqshams 1 year ago
nice! I even liked the music play'n in the back ground.
surroundedbyswords 1 year ago
Tay do look like E.T.--I could never put my finger on it till I saw this--ya'll are so stupid!!!!!!
ccleroy1234 1 year ago
That's because you're not E.T.: you can't put your finger on things!
Agent1W 1 year ago
I choked on my sprite when I saw the chocolate rain guy XD
LAdiiAyLexi 1 year ago
Chocolate Raincock
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GeraldineHall601 2 years ago
0:54 - 0:56
wtf
suppersoak 2 years ago
haha great vid dude i subscribed u
coffiecaremel 2 years ago
like...BLAWRAGH...HOA HOA HOA HOA HOA \o/
bryku20pl 2 years ago
choclate rain xDDDD
Supaflyraeman3 2 years ago
Asa realli knows how ta impersonate ppl, lol. but wat tha hell is wit tha chocolate rain speakin into the microphone anyway? lmao, is he pose ta b like Stephen Hawking or somethin? lmao
hahohao 2 years ago
LMAO chocolate rain xD
ElCholoLoco13 2 years ago
Lol. He blows up a good car for no reason. Sounds like Hand N' Cock to me!
Jalespino 2 years ago
hahahaha tay!!!!!!!!
Xiansiempre 2 years ago
HEA HEA HEA HEA :L
STUNTWIZARDZ 2 years ago
Cleborp the retard!
h0w13r 2 years ago
yeah, dude forom Robot Chicken XD
Amenient 2 years ago
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This was so not funny!
nmdzmed 2 years ago
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asa,...youre corny. go back to doing hair,...or something...whatever it is that you once did,,,
PROJECTTROJANWARRIOR 2 years ago
WACK ..!!
lilmoo7 2 years ago
lol Chocolate Rain
joelpspboy2 2 years ago
this vid was so funny
battleherdent22 2 years ago
well that was a waist of my time that sucked
nightfallgreed5 2 years ago
learn to spell and suck a pickle
glitterciara19 2 years ago
it's called slang. learn it.
Dchaosshadow 2 years ago
Wait, that was a pelvis of your time???
that's a body part buddy.
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this is retarted stupid niggers cant make a funny
DomDayz 2 years ago
hahahaaha no! you do know will smith is black dont you ? geeze people are retatrded!
poopmouth93 2 years ago
lol what did i say?
DomDayz 2 years ago
SUCK A PICKLE!!!!!!
glitterciara19 2 years ago
I think youd do a better chris rock impression...just sounds like it
IEsorry 2 years ago
00:55 LMAO WTF
TOLBOSS 2 years ago 2
You laugh JUST like Will Smith..... I think :D
frankiiecraiig 2 years ago
suck
dkoon20 2 years ago
Ha!
ehsTv 2 years ago
this is one of asathecomics first videos
thamostgangsta12 2 years ago
MY LITTLE PONY my little pony shave is head like mine oolololllloolollolololo
AVagent007 2 years ago
WAAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUP
111naak111 2 years ago
you got that laugh down pack! lol
tripin93 2 years ago
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is tay even black idk but dat was funny
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Dumbass !!! Handcock wasn't an alien ! Go screw your dad while watchin' the movie and maybe you'll actually understand it !
75557887 2 years ago
Notice the "..Spoof..." in the title.
EcoSuperFriendly 2 years ago
Nothing wrong with the white man Mr. BJVirgo.
TopGunTurtles21 2 years ago
Okay, you people can trash me all you want. I've got my opinions/facts and you have... um whatever nonsesne that spews from your mouth as you blather about like an invalid. Cheerz! I'm all woman, by the way.
BJVirgo 2 years ago
anyone else get that he's calling tay zonday a black alien lol?
RBGNWO 2 years ago
Hancock was a fucking rip! The only black superhero-based movie and the main character is a drunken, homeless sociopath who snaps at children!? That is just so fucking wrong I'll bet the 75 cents in my pocket that white man came up with the premise! Don't give me that shit about Will Smith doing some executive producing crap. What the hell was he thinking!? Don't you dare accuse me of racism or any of that because it's MESSED UP! When's the last time you've seen the Superman snap at children!?
BJVirgo 2 years ago
geez calm down it was just a movie. its not some rascist snipe, its was made purely for entertainment.
nicenicetaco 2 years ago 2
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BJVirgo 2 years ago
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I'll I gotta say is... Damn nigger, shut the hell up bitch !
75557887 2 years ago
It was a fucking awesome movie, GTFO from here and get a life.
Spike116s 2 years ago
Oh, cry me a fucking river. I hate fanpeople, they're so pathetic and zealous.
BJVirgo 2 years ago
chocolate rain looks constipanted!!!! WTH
commandotoy 2 years ago
haha yeah hes ment to be choclate rain guy thts wht he does
betheviper 2 years ago
hahahahah lolz
davzz101 2 years ago
Tay Zonday is a douche bag.
bulldoghockey27 2 years ago 15
lol
italian4realdeal 2 years ago
tay zonday yay
peter123qwe 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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chrisiscool210 2 years ago
the chocolate rain guy scares me..
CaffeinatedBum 2 years ago 4
That Chocolate Rain guy freaks me the fuck out too
spideyTB 2 years ago
I love his laugh
ihaveaxbow 2 years ago
rotfl
Leyana225 2 years ago
lol choclate rain kid
DGK3334 2 years ago
Lol that was quite good! I loved the funny laugh and tht weird brother! XD
Poppy0109 2 years ago
that was stupid and a waste of time plus hancock doesnt laugh like that can believe that i took the time to watch this boring video
bossman1113 2 years ago
tay zonday does :P
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InsainClown114 2 years ago
haha, nice chocolate rain tay zonday parody! You got the look down for both characters very well.
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PaulWayneBarnett 2 years ago 2
yo dats funny ass shit
xXDEVIL501Xx 2 years ago
lol i shop at walmart too!!!
jeas123196 2 years ago
haha tay zonday spoof thats hillarious
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SarahhhDudeee 2 years ago
Lol haha How he laugh the back ground music is hilarious
sammieamber12 2 years ago
that was just stupid and crudy
dre5d 2 years ago
lol
yoda8009 2 years ago
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CHOCOLATE RRRAIN!
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precious101693 2 years ago
LOL! "black aliens"
naddizema 2 years ago 26
not sure y but this reminded me of lost
GeorgeSpeaks 2 years ago
The ET finger was a nice touch
mdizzle999872 2 years ago
????WTH?!!!?!? how did u guys get the camra to not apear in his glasses at 1:36?! wow
...thats weird
cosmicdud3 2 years ago
its called zoom in lmao
lulita1234 2 years ago
they filmed it from his perspective and motion tracked that footage in where his sunglasses would be. pretty funny shit
bigntall08 2 years ago
i know right.....o w8 a green screeen like when u use a green screen everything green in the vid get removed sothats possible
FunkedUpVideos 2 years ago
they are not aliens,they are gods.hey watch the movie hancok's wife said so. and hancock cant shoot energy from his hand
perfectbroly08 2 years ago
dude Mary told Hancock that they were "CALLED" gods at their time.
munkobwa171 2 years ago 2
wow i hate the song "chocolate rain"
nixgirls22 2 years ago
LOL HIS FACE AT 0:55!
gibberish126 2 years ago
I kno lmao
TrishaJBrown 2 years ago
that sucks penis
K1ll3r927 2 years ago
we the only black aliens on this planet lol
Jacko459 2 years ago
TAY ZONDAY LOLOLOLO
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DiMeraRoyalty13 2 years ago
its chocolate rain!
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nayelir 2 years ago
his laugh is so funny
daman9812 2 years ago
lol
HaliFins 2 years ago
tay z lol
chrismeg34 2 years ago
hahahahaha
manharan18 2 years ago
asa u too funni my brotha..
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meandme3112 2 years ago
dat smile is extra funny
Tyriclone 2 years ago
hahaha its the choclate rain guy!
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pretty funny, it had me laughting... but check out the scojammie trailer spoof of Push! it's called Shove!! <<--- Hilarious
brabybaby011 2 years ago
hahaha chocalate rain
monkeybuttz690 2 years ago
lol black aliens haha
MizzAppleBottom676 2 years ago
We're the only black aliens on this planet.
ROFL!!!!!!!!
aap303 2 years ago
Love the Hancock laugh funny as hell xD !
alyakai 2 years ago
0:43 lol
StoopidMontage 2 years ago
ROFL wtf!??!
karstinpk 2 years ago
lmao this nigga..... shot a dbz blast like vegeta an walked off...priceless
ShadowGryphoon 3 years ago
should have been sam cassell, not tay zonday
ProblyNotYurNmba1Fan 3 years ago
sry bout that
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ejbot 3 years ago
lol womanizing crackhead!
fklaf 3 years ago
ROFL TAY ZONDAY ROFLL!!!
dude ur flippin halarious
eric1287 3 years ago
Whats with that eddie murphy laugh?
..lookin' like Carlton from FPOB
AdmiralVaughn 3 years ago
naa lol its prettey much all the same as actual will smiths but done up better lol
SuPaHaMz 3 years ago
Agreed. I was just heckeling the comic :p
P.S. Love the Hancock Hat!
AdmiralVaughn 3 years ago
lmao this waz funni az hell..and idk if it was planned but there both from minnesota!
KingOfMinnesota 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOLL
maynoon2 3 years ago
hahhah this is funny
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claptu2003033 3 years ago
LOL!!!!
danielynpetion 3 years ago
LOL nice work man :P
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soaperdoper234 3 years ago
his laugh is epic!! chocolate rain!!!!!!!!!!! lmao at like 0:55 he look mad clueless!!
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slamitindebackter 3 years ago
Well done on Smith's laugh. Asa = YouTube's best comedian.
PhilipEbanks 3 years ago 2
TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats great
Taters72888 3 years ago
the way dude laughs is funny
T3AMB0SS 3 years ago
the ET at the end killed it!! you are a true genius man keep it up
GHSBasketball11 3 years ago
Funny movie!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Zxcvblost 3 years ago
lmao Handcock XD
KoolKojoS 3 years ago
that shit was classic
WestSideRunna213 3 years ago
WTF
esplenade123 3 years ago
Rofl!!!
Jaffacakes221 3 years ago
Nice effect with the fire and when he shoots it out of his hand :P
CreativeVideoPro 3 years ago
lmfao! black aliens im black so dont send hate mail ok!
nikki4267 3 years ago
This doesn't make sense. wtf is this...?
Namdor1830 3 years ago
Actually, its now 32,786,427, but whos counting?
TheJoshuaProductions 3 years ago 3
that was funny as hell
ifukinhateeverybody1 3 years ago
y's everything gotta be so racist "we r the only black aleins here" we r trying to stop racism not make it worse
rigamoylan 3 years ago
There is difference in joke and racism. Learn the difference !!!
CreativeVideoPro 3 years ago
LOL assuming something as little as this is racist and making a big deal out of nothing is what makes it worse. I agree with CreateVideoPro
smachinecato 3 years ago
black aliens? he was a demigod in the movie and Thurma was his wife.
loleyeduntcare 3 years ago 2
Charlize Theron.
s13ge 3 years ago
SOMEONE TALK TO ME
wanting new friends P0
13treceshadow 3 years ago
why
KingCraigz 3 years ago
But who's counting....lol!! LMMFAO lol
BritanyMills33 3 years ago
00:55 LOL!
LorenagadeRapology 3 years ago
lmfao he playing as Tay Zonday
he talking on the mic and moving away so he can breath ;
thats cold but funny ;
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KittyLovr13 3 years ago
hahahahaha
arandomaussie 3 years ago
omg i love this spoof especially hancock's laugh...haha haha haha
sgs446 3 years ago
asa's is da best
and so is david spates
search him on youtube he is really funny
jayr809 3 years ago
Boooo
sarapuppylover 3 years ago
1. Are those women's sunglasses?
2. Hancock doesn't have a brother, all others like him are dead.
killersk8terkid 3 years ago
It's a spoof, it doesn't have to follow the main storyline
EatAMeatball 3 years ago
in the movie he steals a woman's glasses and wears them throughout
JimmyCoola 3 years ago
Tay Zonday?
Hornswoggle253 3 years ago 2
pretty nice
alvadagansta 3 years ago
the real movie is funny but this is preety funny 2
stuberdawg 3 years ago