"Things You Never Hear"

[Burton686rider]

i've heard number 3 once but not true

[danevati]

Zunes are awesome!!! :D

[SAWcompany]

i love my zune, dammit

[rockinaustin1]

That gerald guy in the previews sounds like hank hill from king of the hill

[BrandonAbarca1]

where can u buy this?

[TheDigitalDoor]

that was crap

[anuca2]

Things You Never Hear #11 - Family Guy has gotten really funny after Season 6.

[Jaybles2100]

#3: "You know what is way better then an iPod... a Zune!" Now that made me laugh so hard!

In one of the Season 8 episodes where Lois' father Carter calls over Bill Gates and say "Hey Bill, can you help me set up my Zune?.. Oh yeah, I forgot i got a iPod like the rest of the world!" Another classic FU to Microsoft!

[indiantaco32]

the goode family is GAY

[AkimboLizard]

wtf, it makes more sense the family guy or anything else and it was made by Mike Judge suck suck a fat dudes animated penis

[freitasnathan]

YLayArm ---- tnx a lot dude!

[potatoelover95]

lol the hilary duff quote

[freitasnathan]

wht the fuck "lol" means????

[YLayArm]

@freitasnathan laugh out loud

[F1ShyJ]

laugh out loud

[F1ShyJ]

laugh out loud

[Ogknav]

I laughed my ass off at the Joe Pantoliano comment.

[BioShadowTh666]

ummm zune are better then ipods

[virgil592]

riiiight. the general public does not agree. me I just stay away from that train wreak

[Xander764]

I'm saying he right. all my friend and have gone thought about 8 ipods each the peaces of shit  the break all the time but one of my friends has a zune and it never giving him probs.

[0016danielle]

they should make them fuck each other

[legoclonedude]

UR A SICK PERVERT yea well im the one with a boner so jackpot for me (lol)

[Josh18R]

Nice,.,.But Check Out My Channel,..,Nicely Wwell Put Entertainment!!

[bhopkin1]

lol Yeah Im getting like 7 kindsa laid! ROFL

[minutes2midnite]

these are virtually all true. ive never heard anyone say those things before lol

[un4giveable]

dude this is disgraceful as fuck. its jus fkn shit. jus coz family guy is random n funny he thinks he can do anything n make it funny but this fkn sux shit

[Takara895]

Not Funny!

[GoldenCreekValleyRR]

zune ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

[jjaaddjad]

mehh

[AngelofJeath]

wtf does west virginia get such a bad rap all the time. i live in WV and the stereotypes that they try to force in the media all the time are usually tarradiddles.

[Cashmoney900000]

what the hells wrong with west virginia? Or from what you say what do other people say?

[AngelofJeath]

nothing is wrong with WV its the best place ever. wooooo. nicest people in the world and everyone is poor, weve been in a recession since the 20's

[UdAMnLaMeBoO]

lol #6 is so true, they always talk about zodiac signs

[SamComedyRapper]

I like #2, #3, #5.

[dubside49er]

LOLOL #7 DAT NIGGA WAS FUNNY AS SHIT KIN

[UdAMnLaMeBoO]

lol #7 looks like its from 'white chicks'

[TheXboxHobo]

5 and 9 LULZ

[aandrewwggilchristt]

i dont get the one where it says''the reson ppl respect u so much is BECAUSE u have a pet snake'' plz reply to this comment and enlighten me

[dingaling92]

because the snake will eat everyone

[Raymiles2]

Watch Road Trip. People with pet snakes are absolute douchebags with unwarrented self-importance that nobody likes.

[CommanderHoskins]

@Raymiles2 ...So I'm a douche because I want a pet milk snake?

[Raymiles2]

According to this. Personally I don't even know anyone with a snake so I couldn't say.

[ddenman60]

That's just Tom Green.

[pezilla123]

@aandrewwggilchristt its a boas constrictor and no one gets near him becuase itll eat them

[ToasterPig]

Wow.. I didnt laugh once

[Daveatingcab]

Yeah, it was pretty bad.

[AnnacondaVice]

Same here

[summiitx]

#3 is false, the zune IS better than the ipod >8D MWUHAHAHAH

[01hdav]

Yeah it is, but you never hear a shop clerk saying that.

[davidgoesmoo]

i'm going to west virginia for college next year. I'll be the ONLY JEW

[superfurryfox1]

Substitute the words WEST VIRGINIA with the words HERNE BAY and you will get it.

[selsuru]

#3 fails cause you will hear that Zune is better then Ipod.

[diddys2man]

@TapOutSnap, sick guy your a G

[geraint0808]

The Republicans do have a MILF in their ranks!! (Clue:She wears glasses and works for Fox News!!)

[pennydesouza]

All a bit predictable.

[jpju129d]

and im in a diaper

[Badguy260]

name that animal penis hahahahahahahahaahahaahahahaah­a

[johnjoeotoole]

No dude your so respected because you have a pet snake lol:D

[tabzzzy]

LOL hilary duff

[drevanna]

haha thats great but sadly zunes are vastly superior to ipods and no one knows

[Bbionicjive]

You're the best Seth!

[mastergoopyjepertoon]

HEY! YEH, IM TALKIN' TO YOU SETH! I LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA!!! (what a coincidence, but still) THATS RUDE!!!

[TapOutSnap]

@mastergoopyjepertoon LOL /points

[GojyotheFeared]

never judge a place until you've been there.

[TapOutSnap]

@GojyotheFeared dude it's COMEDY, and anyone who takes offense at comedy deserves to be offended, hence the pointing and laughing, there is no right (thank god) to NOT be offended

[GojyotheFeared]

depends on the material. If I were to say something like, "You're an inbred hic with a banjo and a dog you like to hum daily." I'd probably be laughing, but you'd probably take offense to it. But I don't say it because unlike you, I have a sense of morality that you'll never have.

[TapOutSnap]

@GojyotheScared this coming from the guy who is from WEST VIRGINIA LOL Mouthbreather.

Is it true to castrate a W virginian you have to kick his sister in the teeth??

as for morality, you'd be more believable if your farts didn't smell like jailhouse cock,

PS stay in the shallow end of the genepool, out here thar be sharks, guppy-boi

[GojyotheFeared]

1. I never said I was from West Virginia.

2. prejudice such as yours is the reason why there's such a huge mess around the world to begin with.

3. Just saying you cannot judge a whole state unless you have been there, and even still, just being there for a day or two doesn't give you the right to judge everyone in the state unless you know them personally.

4. don't try to instill any fear in me because I don't scare, sea lice.

[guilleory]

I didn't get the joke about west virginia.... Im not american

Why do that couple say things such as: we met diverse and intelligent people, all my preconceptions have been busted....etc?

What people over the states think about west virginia?

Thanks in advance

[GojyotheFeared]

It's all predetermined prejudice. It's like saying everyone in Arkansas is either inbred or gay or Nebraskans are a bunch of farming hicks.

Personally, I never judge an entire state based on what other people say about it without having been there myself.

[guilleory]

so it's just the silly preconception that west virginians are not intelligent people

Me too....don't like to judge (or be judged) just for the place you live

thanks for the info

[GojyotheFeared]

-nods- mhm.

I deal with prejudice a lot since I'm gay, so I know what it's like to have people have a stuck up view of you just because of things like that.

[ElvarK1]

@TapOutSnap wow u are a jerk

[GojyotheFeared]

meh, don't worry about him ElvarK1. He's just all talk to try and boost up his ego and sound impotant when he'd really just blowing hot air.

[HvinnyTheViking]

@TapOutSnap ROFLMAO Funny shit lol

[rod67uk]

hahahah this clip is great, i found this website

online that has every family guy episode on there

familyguyvault . com

[AnaFilipacification]

ha ha, that's insulting, but not to me - so,funny

[swefress]

wanna know why i joined the collage repiblicans... the pussy.

i hear ye bro. Im getting 7 kindes a laid

[kissit012]

heard #2, #3, #5..[close enough], #6-as sarcasm. lol @ the last one- that will never happen!

[Baerfolg]

imho so far the least funny one.

[drebin558]

#7 made me LOL.

[razetora]

Explaining would-be jokes and saying your opinion makes for good comedy y/n

[railed87]

#3 lol

[synwulf123]

I laughed so hard at #10 because Im from West Virginia :D haha

[pinecone1928]

@synwulf123 Same here lol

[kicks0987]

no 1 is gonna hear #6

[mindmycheeseandqs]

#3 actually ive heard that

[rapeyou8991]

things you never hear-> george carlin style

[IronicInsomniac]

Um...who actaully thinks this are funny?

[dentonbrowne]

@IronicInsomniac i thought it was funny, cus some is stuff u never hear

[TheMostAnnoyingTroll]

This are funny? I don't understand.

[Badguy260]

i thought it was funny but you if you dont understand it then you cant get the joke

[otoiiir]

f*cking sheer my asshole XDXDXD

[ivangrozny27]

not sure about the Republican one......you see, talking about 'family values' tends to get you elected, where as talking about how you want to nail your 20 year old secretary on her first day probably wont get you elected.

[NewDarkAges13]

because stupid people don't know whats better, which is why zune is never better

[1DangerFace]

yea

[pleasewhisper]

your face is pathetic

[oogaboogan]

people....people think this is funny? pathetic

[TrandomnesstwO]

I used to watch the Goode faily from time to time.When I had a damn television.

[saruto715]

ok listen closly i do not want to even hear those thing and i never want too.

[coolmanleader]

wow these guys rnt racist at all XD

[ashleyrevolution]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ah u should check out hilary duff hahahahah!!!

[mspoowie]

what's wrong with hilarry duff???

[duder090]

@mspoowie she sucks

[XxPeP07xX]

whats right with hilarry duff

[AnimeMule]

Okay, that last West Virginia comment blew it for me. And to think for a second there that it was funny. :/

[DanceBrianDance]

this is really lame...

[chiikaboomfan]

boring!

[TheProjectMJ]

The goode family is back ground noise at my house

[mmorpgman101]

meet the goode family....

rather not

[Troublemaker1991]

I understood 8/10 of the jokes and still didn't find it funny. Made me to sort of smile cause they're all kinda true... but mostly insulting without the laughter... so it's a no from me...

[ninja5100]

hey i live in WV so wtf quite literally no one here is inbred,redneck,racist,or any of that other stuff people say.

[IIApocalypz3Xx]

@ninja5100 its a joke..

[TrendwhoreKiller]

i loved the zune > ipod part...its so true :D

[NewDarkAges13]

agreed =] nothing beats the Ipod!

[Veilanof]

yeah a ...

[Hotshotter3000]

So why is the Zune outselling it?

[semisanity]

it isn't...

[dudemase]

Zune isnt outselling the Ipod

[BalmungSama0]

That last one was sort of funny near the end. >_>

[sowhatproductions]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! So ABC Lets The "Goode" Family on the air but they ripped "Clerks" Off the ari after only two episodes? What the fuck is that?

[hossrex]

Jesus Christ... talk about ancient fucking history.

There isn't a single moron executive left at ABC from when they fucked up and canceled the Clerks cartoon.

It's a whole different group of morons now.

[sowhatproductions]

Well Then Why won't they bring it back? Considering, The world Is A Bit more Diverse They should Bring It Back If kevin smith is Willing to do it

[hossrex]

Because you would watch it. I would watch it. My buddy Adam would watch it.

And that's it.

Clerks isn't something that puts asses in seats. That's not an insult to it. I loved the movies, and I loved the cartoon. Canceling it after two episodes was moronic (why bother green lighting it if you're not going to give it a chance?), but it wouldn't be successful today, so we'd all just be disappointed all over again.

[sowhatproductions]

True but i mean with it Being a cult hit and more people finding out about the series, Along with the sucess of clerks two you never know, But Aparantly theyre Making a feature film of it in a year or two.

[cardinalsfan4life06]

i agree the goode family is a bunch of politicaly correct tree huggers and clerks was awsome sooooooooooo wtf

[AsileeDotCom]

That bit about the Zune is true...

[Obet1979]

In fact a Zune is better than an ipod in many ways....seriously!

[haloarchers2009]

@Obet1979

Damn Right! Zune > Ipod

One smart dude right here.

[metaldrummer97]

#9 reminds of a t-shirt i saw...

"Democrats are sexy. Have you ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?"

lol

[patentpending06]

LOL west Virgina

[asnaes]

BOOORING!!!

[Driftytramper]

I don't get the joke where college republicans get pussy

[Jasonthegaiface]

@Driftytramper Because everyone hates republicans

[Obet1979]

Except rednecks, racists, paranoid guys and rich people.

[SantaMadre]

that's the thing... they don't!

[shnookie18]

i also have a zune and gotta say its never crapped on me compared to my friends six ipods later lmfao

[Chodaboy65]

Meh.

[mccjams]

lame

[VANSMAN1000]

Kinda not funny.

[Siknik64]

"I'm looking to buy some new interesting music. You should check out Hilary Duff." Hah, owned.

[MrBaseballJunkie]

that was boring

[HoBoiNaBoXx]

This is like really boring.. sumfin a top A student would laugh at. Just this vid NO others.

[Flumpor]

Whites only at the goode house xD

[Diggzist]

Greatest line ever

[weedfreek420]

hahaha i got a zune so fuck ipod

[JeffysPlayhouse]

they stole this from Vince Offer's (aka Shamwow Guy) film, The Underground Comedy Movie.

[zsimmitus]

in other words: things that aren't true

[MrilovepussE]

fuck you west virginia is the shit!!!!!!!!

[elvenmage271]

ya literally =p

[gobo760]

One of my all time favorite stories is when I went to this diner with my mom while we were driving through West Virginia and when I told the waitress I wanted a malt, she looked at me like I was psycho and said, "you want a MALT!?" and I was like, "ummm ya, it says right here you make malts" and she was like "I don't CARE what the menu says, do you know how hard it is to make a malt? No, I'll get you a coke". It was definitely the biggest "WTF?" moment I've ever had at a restaurant.

[gefallt]

LOL!!!!

1:20

YOU! TALKING ABOUT YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

fuck, girls just are so into that shit, STFU

[Lazyhero14]

LMFAO U KNOW WUTS BETTER THAN A IPOD... A ZUNE lol my friend said the same thing on my bday an i got an zune an i hate it sooooooo much im like the only person who has one its good an all but thier is noo one who i can share music wit or rely on if i lose my charger e_e

[karutobi]

@Lazyhero14 i almost 4got zune existed

[joemathews64]

the is good family on comedy cenetal

[Sideswipe1504]

Yeah, I'm looking to buy some new interesting music.'' ''You know you should check out hillary duff!'' LoLoLoLoLoL

[acbrown5]

The West Virginia thing was hilarious..not from there ..and judging from all the stereotypes..there must b some truth to it..lmfao

[killamaster0]

no, people are just fucking narrow minded and stupid

[0smilenowcrylater0]

the pussy

[hanashira]

the sign thing was awesome... XD

[Obsidian182]

Lol, a black guy recomending Hilary Duff.

[LoisMustDie000]

I swear to god the first 'ad' was based on King of the Hill that sounded so badly like Hank.

[Nighthawk94]

haha Zunes are WAYYY better than ipoots!

[MegaSuperbear]

my dad told me #3.plus 0:11 it looked like they were in king of the hill

[ridehonda107]

yea it looked just like the hill family living room

[mistamajor]

they guy that makes king of the hill produced that show

[Visualimprovements]

O_O i live in Wv and i dont get it, Are you trying to make fun of us or be a total asshole

[ThePopeShow2]

LOL #3 happened to me today

[oXWOLFBAINXo]

#10 is kinda true and i live in WV for all you other native of WV you know that it is true.

[Westile]

That actually wasn't too bad...but...

Thing You Never Hear #10

Seth Mcfarlene is still funny and creative

There, I said it.

[russianasian]

One thing you don't hear too often. "Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone." - George Carlin

[mymomrocks8]

"uh yea, im looking for some new interesting music. oh yea try hillary duff"

i was rofl

[EcksDeeOneTwoThree]

No shit the stuff about West Virginia is a stereotype. It's a joke dumb ass, learn how to take one?

[pimpongbal]

1:34 i would smack him in the face!