Axis of Evil Comedy - Maz Jobrani

[SminaBamBina]

Talk about a damn inferiority complex! I'm not white. I have olive-toned skin. And I feel good about that :)

[volcanictruth]

Close your eyes and listen to him, his voice is so similar to Seinfeld

[LamaF96]

@thekourosh1990 well they're not all the same some are black some are fair skinned some are white

[jimwhat08]

1:00 for the lulz

[HairyChestProduction]

"I was In on it toooo" LOL

[vondunn]

I LOVE HIM

[manimalfully]

@samsquamshmyaah you're a fucking retard. indo-iranian is a language type. HAHAHAH.

persians are a bunch of semetic brown fucks who are beg to be white. look at maz, does he look like a white person? jesus. he looks browner and more arab than arabs themselves.

no offense, i love persians, but they're brown..

[tapanojum1]

@manimalfully

Caucasian.....Caucus mountains, look at the geographic location.

[amorson10]

@manimalfully WHAT THE FUCK""BEG TO BE WHITE"?????YEA RIGHT,,,,AND Y???CUZ WHITE IS THE BEST RACE?????STOP SAYIN SOME SHIT,,,,FYI I AM BROWN AND LADIES LOVVVVVE MY SKIN LIKE HELL

[SupernovaPrincess]

dude this guy is the best

[lulu1chocoholic14]

@ColicQuantum ur SO right, you shoul see my family 

[ZahraLovesVFC]

Why is there 9/11 on the tags??? U racist

[ZahraLovesVFC]

Gotta love this guy

[12MaddyBaby]

I laughed the whole way through this video! He's a great comic

[Kishwick]

i love his voice

[livexthexlife192]

lmfao, he's soo funny.

[Azamspazam91]

lmfaoo

[a978000]

"come fly with us ! i dare u" looooooooooooooooooooool

[TheUltimatewarrior77]

XDD ok fine ill count ass hole...1..2 ,we're gonna miss our high school graduation,3 4.. he's so tall how does he do it?...5 6 he's just gonna hide in a cave again..7 8.

[SooOooS87]

LOL.... I was in on it too! Hilarious

[rememberthislol1]

maz is hilarious but he moves like hell lol

[saranghaeyo99]

LMAO

"I was in on it tooooo!"

[1203456789]

hey ur steretyping arabs like americans steretype iranians, thats not cool

[tammybonnett]

id like axis of evil to come to the funnybone in des moines iowa i not arabic but i am in love with an arabic man and will marry him soon inshallah i think they are sexier than any americn man the accent the language eerythig about my man i love hatem adam i love you

[sunnydhaliwal97]

this guy talks too fast

[TheUndertaker7791]

awesome

[Ghazi079]

this guy came to amman jordan he was sooo funny :D

[mcdudly00]

he came to amman?!?!@ when!@?!@?

[mindylinky]

pretty funny

[shery17294]

you've all been punk'd! LOOOOL

[rencrow]

Actually thats wrong they were inspired by the greeks. The only thing they got from india was the number system.

[raiseninthescone]

looooooooooool

[ultimatesamir]

does a cookie bomb taste good?

[DancingSpiderman]

YEAH, but a cookie bomb has a little more snap in it than, say, a ginger snap...

[OMGITsSAIF]

LOL AT OSAMA!

[Mummydearest15]

khareto gaiidam ba oon kerevate taghootit

[msqtr2]

Hahahahahahaha

[tephygirl23]

Just enjoy the comedy people

[a978000]

"come fly with us ! i dare u" looooooooooooooooooooool

[lakersownsuns]

hahha when ever they played hide and seek "hey we gonna let play osama play..OH SHIT!"

[al5arof]

he is the best

[BintAlHaq]

hes so funny it makes me cry

[RANZIIII]

hot

[skygurl1]

ahahahaha!!! the usama bin ladin this was FRIKEN FUNNY!!! LMAO omg i was tearing when he said "usamas playin, OH SHIT!!" LOL <3 axis of evil

[aiiiiida01]

HAHAHAH XD

ive got the DVD MAz is just amaziiiiiiiiing :b

[DarkFlame666]

lmfao this shit is funny xD first time seeing him omfg i'm dying xD!!!

[hydro1994]

" u let osama play " "Aww SHIT"

[psych259]

i love love love this part 1:22

[aboudababneh]

Maz jobrani z da best,, im an arab and muslim and sunni,, but that man rocks

[xEtiquettex]

hahaha i love this guy

[starsstrets]

" i was on it toooo " this part cracks my up !!

[waszzam23]

ejahanrakshan wait on ese ur saying the arabs wouldnt fck u guys up iraq itself fcked u guys up iamgine 24 other arab countries destroying u guys .u guys are spreading influene in leabnon and iraq we wont let that happen especailly as a yemeni my self were fighting shiites everyday cuz they want political power iran u guys are shit without us we arabs invented algrebra,geometry,cleagraphy,a­stronmomy,and the numerical system so suck it

[ejahanrakshan]

dude arabs are useless were sellin 2 billion dollars worth of oil a day and were helpin u poor cunts leabnon wod not be standing right now if it wasn't for iran and as for iraq well take a look at iraq dey codnt even fight for their country and now dey got americans there ruling u arabs raping ur women and da media thinks dat americans are helping you useless cunts lol at least we can stand on our own feet fight for our rights and can noone say shit. by da way arabs are ugly persians are hot

[waszzam23]

hahahahah ur fcking funny arabs are ugly and persians are hot u persians are from every corner of the world raped by all types of ppl in the world. arabs fcked u up in the ottoman empire war and so on . maz jobrani looks like an alien u iranian are a bunch of fuit loops waiting to get bombed lol wait i rember iraq fcked u guys up lebanon will be okay and as for the other22arab countries ya we have gay rulers but our ppl are relizeant we invented algerbra,clearaphy,astronomy,g­eometryiran has rugs

[waszzam23]

ur all american????????? lol ur a persian bastard everyone in the world raped iran and u know that as well? im american and proud of it but none the less ur a sleasy persian carpet maker meanwhile the iranians are pussy to usa and all arab states around them so go hit ur self like a fool shiite lol and cry for ali u loser

[PresidentZMAN]

fuck u.

[LiveItUp18]

Heeey!

Keep the love<3

Don't hate!

Persians, Arabs, Americans, basically the entire middle east and the rest of the world loves to love!

Except for those haters, terrorists, and suicide bombers, of course.

[By the way, if you want anyone to take you seriously, why not use proper English?]

[ejahanrakshan]

yea dats right arabs would rape iran coz all u mother fuckers are rapists. but u know what iran is way to powerfull so when it comes to messing with our country everyone drops their nuts. look at america threatening to attack us for years and iran could not care less coz we know we'r too powerful. try to beat us wer unbeatable try get close to us but were untouchable try to bring us down but its mission impossible.

[aboudababneh]

by the way im not with him an an arab,, a bedouin muslim n sunni,,, but our prophet told us there is no diference between all people from all over the world.. and then that scum bag who is talking that arabs invented every thing ,, ibn sina he was of the most famous muslim scientists,,, but musloms and arabs we'll not get united,, and we'll be always as shit and no one will respect us...

[waszzam23]

why are irianians talking crap pllz all arabs are orginated from yemen smart ass im yemeni and if we ever had a war with u guys we would rape iran u shiites crack heads and why are u guys talking about white and tan and black arabs lol like thats importants yemeni are olive skinned light tan people lol

[ejahanrakshan]

dont talk shit bout persians were da reason u arabs have a fucken life

[welideli]

that is unnecessary and rude. You can't stereotype a whole nation based on one persons comment. I am sure you wouldn't like it if someone said they would rape your women ! This man is trying to bring people together and everyone is messing it up by jumping out at each other !

[waszzam23]

well i was replying to this guy who called aabs pehophile and called the prohet mhammed a murder i have nothing aganist iran

[welideli]

Oh my gosh that is a horrible, DISRESPECTFUL and disgusting thing to say. Even if you are not a muslim you must show repsect (to all religions). However, algebra was discovered by an iranian guy although arabs, muslims and iranians have been the most advanced in mathematics, science and literature. Plus,

1. Influence will spread as long as people accept it

2. Why fight shiites because they want political power in iran? That's not your fight, its the iranians. They already have power anyway

[waszzam23]

im pretty sure arabs invented algrebra geometry cleragphy and astronmomy look it up in ggogle if u want to see who ivented algrebra it was the egyptian arabs and shiites are making lots of fitna in the middleast becuz they want a say in politicsi mean even in yemen this crap is going on some punk shiites want to kill innocent ppl so they can have political power thats the biggest issue with shiites

[nironaldo7]

dude get a fucking life........we are all muslims........persian empire.......arab or persian........you guys need to stop acting like pussys and grow some balls........btw iran kicks ass

[WOTS29]

This guy is HILARIOUS. You have to see his other jokes. VISIT MY PAGE. I have all of his videos in one place. He has way more HILARIOUS new jokes that you have to see.

[asilahvista]

He IS Asian.. Iran is an Asian country. Weird that he's talking about Asians like he's not one. lol

[sampopular]

Iran is in asia as is Russia but you wouldn't call Russia an asian country would you?

Iranians are not asian in the way he is referring to the south-asian subgroup who are a completely different race from Iranians!

[Keanaleah]

Danny Bhoy rulez!!!!!!!

[slimjimm07]

haha lmao!

[legodude11]

Jobrani And Peters RULE!

[Pate2o]

hes the best of all

[Kisby2]

OMG! This is awesome...

[rencrow]

lol this guy was awesome.

[Jawohl721]

"Come fly the friendly skies....i dare you!"

[likeaglove5]

Who cares about skin colour?! You don't judge a someone by the colour of their skin but by his or her PERSONALITY!

[gee1189]

he sounds like jerry seinfield..he's funny by the way

[roxmysox1018]

Question: Does it matter? This is a FUNNY video. Who gives a damn about what 'color' Arabs are 'supposed' to be? For Christ's sake, just comment on the video, and stop arguing about pointless things.

[skatepersia4life]

why are you guys arguing about who is white?

who cares?

[amrhoranieh]

Arabs arent white lol , we're all a little bit dark , white arabs are mixed arabs, and u can only find them in syria,lebanon,jordan,palestine .. But ofcourse recently everyone is mixing with everyone lol

[il3bood10]

lol we are more of kinda tanned in the gulf area like saudi, UAE, Bahrain , qatar kuwait oman

[thevalidators]

Where the fuck is the Gulf ?

[ahmology]

btw arabia and iran

[thevalidators]

it is Persian Gulf, search it on google

[Hesam0000]

Persian Gulf, located in between S.Iran and the part of Iran our incompetent Qajar kings sold to the British and the British gave to the local sheikhs!

[semo2010]

Arab/persian gulf .. or even better .. Islamic gulf, guess persians wouldn't mind that ? its a common thing .. no ?

[Hesam0000]

NO!

90% of Persians prefer to be a persian-nation or Iranian-nation than to be Islam nation. Yes we accepted Islam but we didn't throw away our nationality, atleast the 90% didn't.

Persian gulf has always been persian gulf, and the southern gulf Arab countries who changed the name to Arabian gulf were themselves part of Iran just a while ago. Now they're rich from oil and they want to change the 3000 year old names!

[bani7asan]

Dude plzzzzzzz

man, I am Jordanian and its an arabian country and we weren't part of your so called persiaaaaaaa

and u should be proud that ur a muslim

PS : go get a life dawggggg

[Hesam0000]

First of all I'm not a Duuuude.

Second, when the hell did I claim Jordan is part of Persia?!

I wrote: "The southern Persian gulf arab countries(Bahrain, UAE, Qatar, etc) belonged to Iran before Qajar kings gave it away to the British just a while back".

And don't teach me how to be a Muslim, go live your own life and don't stick your nose into people's asses, let them live their lives the way they want.

Oh, just to let you know, Jordan was part of Persia in 500BC, so go read your history.

[semo2010]

At Hesam0000:

1. don't throw in statistics that are based or nothing more than personal evaluations.

2. the suggested "islamic gulf" term, was suggested by your leader !!

3. If you think national identity comes before islam,.. i mean . thats just sad really ... unfortunately, i think "some" Iranians are the only people who would say that.....the influence of the Shah hasn't been completely eradicated yet it seems ..

[Hesam0000]

semo2010,

Obviously you're brainwashed by mullahs but let me clear some issues for you.

1. These people who are now in control of our country are NOT our leaders. They're self-appointed and their elections are a pre-filtered joke.

2. Even they never called Persian gulf "Islamic Gulf" they may have said 'Persian gulf is surrounded by islamic nations".

3. Not all people are Muslims or have to be Muslims. You don't have to be pro-shah to love your country. To me what matters are: God, humanity.

[janou90]

yes arabs can be white... lebanese, like me, are mostly white.

[il3bood10]

my friend is saudi and he like casper

[Hesam0000]

hahahahahaha, Casper :)

Northern Arabs are white, including most Lebanese, Syrians, Palestinians, Northern Iraqis, most Jordanians.

Damn I hate to talk about color when I talk about people GRRRR

[arabnotterrorists]

This is hysterical!!!

[darewolf92]

Why are people fighting over arabs' color? Us arabs are not even racial, we don't care about the color,

From where I know it, we're Caucasian, caucasians have a white skin! But alot of arabs are a bit dark.. So what?

[Jagged85]

Arabs can be any colour from black (in Sudan) to white (in Lebanon). End of.

[darewolf92]

Oh right, I was high when I wrote it :D

[Freedom544]

Arabs are white and some of Arabs today are mixed races. Offically they are white.

[PS115uptownmanhattan]

Are they? I thought that the statistics showed them as Asians and that the Asians were called Orientals (from like 2007 or something)... That's what I've heard.

[Freedom544]

No they are not Asisan (Mangolian Race) becuase they are Semtics and Semtics are white mixture of Aryan and Sumerian.

[manunitedplya]

arabs arent white their a shade between black and white but slightly dark

[pitviper12345]

we're gonna miss our highschool graduation lol

[saultman]

Osama Bin Hiden ...lol

[angolan1]

he stole the iranian/persian joke from omid djalili

[bnm781]

yea persian pride!

[CarFanatic94]

amazing, they are coming to bahrain, hope to see them!

[sigur90]

"Come fly the friendly skies . . . I dare you"

LOL

[Dido225]

lol

[jtc8516]

DONT FUCK WITH AMERICA!!!!

[palichicksta]

this guys hilarious!! i noe him, hes related to my cuzins aunt or somethin like that lol

[iHateU949]

you noe his, are u black

[palichicksta]

ya, not extremely well tho. and no, im not black. y?

[ghaly2]

LMFAO

[MissInnocent8]

he's not black he's arab ..i think

[Silence3D]

he is persian,my friend xD

[fattimaxoxo]

he's persian

[MissInnocent8]

oh ok thanks for correcting me :p

[h9oofi]

Persian! xD, im persian !

[darkrenerd]

are persians black?

[Freedom544]

No, they are White, so are Arabs.

[segundojavy84]

arabs are semites dumbass iranians are aryan

[Freedom544]

No, Iranins are Indo-Aryans. And that will mean nothing to the Europeans. I know Arabs are Semitics and that also means nothing to Jews who calim to be so too.

[ua1001]

Both Arabs and Persian are considered "white" according to all previous US censuses.

[theengineer5]

who cares...

[mcdudly00]

well yeah im one of them but... were not the old arabs.. i guess were other nations that united with islamic countries thus learning arabic .. so they made it there official language and so..

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@ua1001 no 1 cares persian arab we all middle eastern we should love each other not fight each other.

[RealRapAndHiphp]

@ua1001 and btw there are white arabs too and black arabs too people that dont meet lot of arabs like in the us thinks that all arabs are yellow-brown and dont know that they are wrong i am arab and so is my dad and he is white

[tf2godlikespy]

@ua1001 arabs are brown persians are white

[ColicQuantum]

@tf2godlikespy Pure Arabs are white as well.

[hamidmanowar]

@ua1001 persian are from arian race which is white but arabs are not white dude that are just not my friend

[ua1001]

"White" is an artificial term which judges based on whatever the society sees as white. "Caucasian" is an antropological term which includes "dark-skinned Caucasians."

"Aryan" is not a race but a language family.

[TheKourosh1990]

@ua1001

Persians are originally fair skinned people but arabs are not

arabs are not white

[GARLlCjr]

@TheKourosh1990

it depends,

Algerians look like white boys because they've been colonized by the french and the vikings,

some Arabs look very white.

[TheKourosh1990]

@GARLlCjr

exactly ! If you happen to see fair skinned arabs, you should realize there are Europeans that mixed with arabs, But Persians or Iranians are originally fair skinned people because they are Aryans.

Peace out

[GARLlCjr]

@TheKourosh1990

i was talking about that whole Aryan stuff with my lil brother the other day...

and i was wondering, if Persians are Aryans how come they're not blond with blue eyes ?

i thought Aryans were supposed to be blond with blue eyes...

[hihikiki88]

we are not white tehre is some but were are like brownish

[eldopesta]

hihikiki88: last time i checked brown & brownish was still nigger too! either your white, yellow or nigger, make your mind up!

me, i am a very light brownish NIGGER!!!!

[hihikiki88]

i should know my religion why tumb down wow haters

[funcki]

typical ignorant western

[segundojavy84]

jews are semites too stupid jews and arabs are related ishmael and issac damn read the koran or the bible sometime

[hihikiki88]

no but in the south there are persoan who look like niggers i mean niggers

[hihikiki88]

thats tru haters

[funcki]

1st of all ur wondering whether he belongs to the black race or whether he belong to the arab ethnic group! thats like saying "o,this whale is big, but its a basketball" WTF? hes persian 4 fucks sake!

[ballinforda408]

haha me 2 my he took my aunt to all of her high skool dances

[xMRSxSOHMAxKUNx]

Oh my God people, just watch the comedy. If you don't like it, then DON'T POST DAMMIT!!!

If you don't like him, then stop clicking on his video's!

[missynazzy]

LOL he's so cute :P in terms of his talent

[NikkiTheCritic]

wowow, he is the funniest guy ever.

[xxRyhmexx]

HAHAHHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[misho1984]

whoa he repeats his jokes....and he doesnt even do the Iranian accent that well.

[Soldat177]

yea but hes ok

[redrose567]

osama is palyin oh shit!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

ashton kutcher ur all been Punk'd looll

[naw619]

this is hilariuos

[friiiikan]

Come fly the friendly skies...i dare you.

[realllzezima]

lol were gonna miss our hi-school grad.

[friiiikan]

He was voted most likely to hide...lolz

[fantakosia]

LMAO!!!

[vafavafa]

hahaha! cant stop laughing... "i was in it too" hahahahhaa!!!!!!

[magicmanghaith]

3ajeeb ou bas

[pakman54321]

I thought he was the funniest of them all Dean and Aron are like half white(Christian moms)..they cannot relate like Maz can..

[Madskillsphats]

hes hilarious lmfao

[DocNV]

hahahaha jeez i love these guys

[Atrodad]

viva Iran

[ArabQuest]

Salam! This man is very funny! Mashallah! :D

[Pentagoli]

sorry guys I love Iran that text below was to pouria91

[afshan1994]

persain pride