Patrice O'Neal - Typical White Guy Crimes

[spudlington]

fuck all these stupid comments,Patrice was class, nuff said!

[Chitenza]

Donald Glover straight stole this joke. That nigga is wack for that.

[SokratesNamon]

how is making jokes about black people racist but making jokes about white people not?

[mrwhatever213]

@SokratesNamon If you have to ask that your a dumb ass. are you ten? whites have had the power and used the power. it's like a woman can say she will rape you when she sees you and it's funny. if a guy says that he goes to jail. whites are in a position of power that's why chump, as the world oppressor.

[TheTerrorUforgot]

@mrwhatever213 That's the stupidest position I ever heard.

[mividacotidiana]

died way to soon. he was great.

[Lott0Jay]

lol.

[TheTerrorUforgot]

.....racist.

[Lovelyrisa97]

@TheTerrorUforgot Lighten up.

[FaTDawG604]

@Donniedarkodevotte That is correct, thanks for pointing that out, i'm guilty, the YouTube spelling police caught me. Shucks

[800adam008]

I miss the old comedy central presents like this one, all the new ones are gay

[kwamemali]

I must live under a fucking rock I know nothing about this dude he is funny to make it worse hes dead

[DrVonNostrand]

the biz markie of comedy.

[FaTDawG604]

@vicksmoka Your an idiot

[donniedarkodevotte]

@FaTDawG604

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen someone incorrectly use the word YOUR instead of YOU'RE when calling someone an idiot, I could buy Facebook.

[vicksmoka]

I literally just found out about his death, I really liked him... I'm mad no one noticed it smfh

[nickc387]

@vicksmoka many people noticed it, it was big news. you just didnt notice it haha

[DarkinvadeherRennie]

Real Talk.

[mgalore]

i slept on this guy he was funnier than i thought r.i.p brother big up boston

[Loomr]

@mgalore Hmm it's so odd the way the phrases go in English, at first I thought you meant you slept WITH the guy, like ... like on him, physically on top of him. Just a mental image.

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

hahahah the receipt joke had me dying lol

[tuckcp]

Sighs, we need you back Patrice.

[irsheft]

Why is this video flipped horizontally?

[Monkeyman2357]

Press 2 for diabolical white guy laugh.

[alexz137316]

gimme mr reciept p**sy lmao

[joemichaels1]

Another great comedian gone too soon. Rest in peace, Patrice.

[MrGeoffreytheturtle]

Get that fantasy goin...LOL

[BrahmaBull96]

I get Amy Schumer was just making jokes, and they were funny (which surprised me because I normally don't think she's funny at all). The only problem I had was that I personally found the Ryan Dunn joke to be a tad too soon. I mean, everyone was making Ryan Dunn jokes earlier than that and I didn't mind, but I wouldn't have said a joke referencing him to one of his best friends, not even at a roast. At least not so soon after it happened.

[CoolerKing37]

@BrahmaBull96 Fuck Ryan Dunn. When did that asshole become off-limits in a roast?

[BrahmaBull96]

@CoolerKing37 You obviously didn't read the whole comment. I didn't say Ryan Dunn was off limits on a roast, I was just saying that it was a little too soon to make a joke about him to his friend.

[Orelion]

I remember seeing Chappelle doing a similar routine, I wonder who did it first. Props to both guys!

[itsmadabiatch]

R.I.P Patrice you will be forever remembered and your sense of humor and talent will live forever...

[Moviesandvideo]

And now this stupid nigger is dead.

[cheamannn]

Not funny.

[iCharltonApp]

Those who think Schumer was being too offensive with her jokes to Patrice on the Roast, need to understand that she was indeed friends with him. A Roast is meant to be harsh, what did Steve-O expect, a safe show with limits? And, even if you found her jokes not funny, Patrice is a defender for any attempts of a joke: Remember his defense on Fox News about Opie and Anthony's "Rape Condoleeza" joke? So think about what you type.

[illflo69]

@iCharltonApp You are right! I remember that on fox news. He made some great points

[DjJimmypoppins]

After careful review of all the comments, none of you deserve to listen to Patrice.

[MultiStona]

R.I.P @stonaDre

[BrianPerrotti]

He kinda sounds like consequence if you listen close

[LorrieLadyofWar]

R.I.P

[TERRELL396]

R.I.P. patrice

[coolkidmars]

@TERRELL396 OMG!!!! HOW DID HE DIE?? :[ ! WDF :'[ HE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH.. ITS SAD THAT I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM AND HES PAST AWAY :( !!

[TERRELL396]

@coolkidmars he died from a stroke i believe

[Filiolus]

@coolkidmars he had a stroke and was in a coma for a month and then passed away

[AussiefromleDoubs]

@TERRELL396 What happened? Collapsed under his own weight?

My apologies though...

[mcluvin305]

R.I.P.

[vedi1900]

lol black comedians allways have something racial related... how white ppl do this how white ppl do that...

[MrPrinceOFpa]

@vedi1900 thats why i luv watching the black comedians more than white ones.

[MrPrinceOFpa]

@vedi1900 and fat people r way funnier than skinny normal looking folks

[guapgueezee]

@vedi1900 it goes both ways i watch variety of comedians, Russel Peters is Indian for example... but still makes black and other jokes on different races.. the chinese accent is killer its comedy and we do act different and it isnt HATEFUL either way...maher said some funny things about blacks... SO WHAT???

[asfesesease]

@trex65ghia what is the point of your comment? what did you hope to accomplish?

[39Kookeez]

it's the old logo for ydemoc lartnec

[2753zach]

pepsi cola rapist lmao

[nativesun]

"Now I'm the Pepsi-Cola Rapist.....cause I'm lazy!" - LMFAO!!!! Classic.

[mckronic]

Now I'm the pepsi cola rapist because I'm lazy

[jaradmoon]

he died? wth!

[basselpp]

he stole the whole alibi joke from chappelle

[cherb23]

@basselpp Chappelle's joke was way different. He's not the owner of all alibi jokes.

[Jromano0005]

@basselpp This was filmed in 2003 and Dave Chappelles's special "For What Its Worth" Where the Alibi joke first appeared (to my knowledge) came out in 2004...

[basselpp]

@Jromano0005 i thought i heard it before that in killing em softly.. but im not sure you could be right, regardless they are both real real good, but i give the edge to chappelle personally. but still love patrice. RIP...

[DshankumMusic]

rip big man

[bekintana]

Rip

[illinoisbear]

Fuck u retardo

[illinoisbear]

R.I.P P-DAWG

[Labcabin96]

"big black arms"

[Jaahhk]

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM is one of the funniest stand ups probably EVER... this dude laughed me to tears hahah... awesome.

[wafeman17]

this guy is underrated

[GDAWG803]

lmao Pepsi Cola Rapist 

[Thablukoolaidsmile]

man i miss patrice o'neal he was fny azz hell ( RIP)

[redzer06]

no you da cow

[coolkat613]

This reminds me of Dexter.

[bengeminder]

RIP



[Ha11owed]

So funny :)))

[warsairsofters]

Patrice O, Neal may your soul rest in peace. 

Legend of comedy.

[ezekielvictor]

RIP

[ikilleduku]

ha, I love how he can say anything racist about white people and it's still funny

[nigel181]

Rest in Peace, Patrice.

[NorthCockItBack07]

RIP Patrice u will b missed

[bashpoke1]

@mrgumbo2011 i bet he could spell "why" and not "Whey" you dumb Fuck

[RockStar51588]

@mrgumbo2011

Why do people like Patrice die but human trash like you can live on and annoy us by talking shit day after day.

[jax252000]

This is sooo funny. But he is right. That's why I'm so glad i'm not black. People profile them so unfairly.

[rkellz93]

see patrice dancing on my channel #hilarious

[greenflagz93]

LoL racism doesnt get to me anymore its like ppl do it nowadays just to get attention lol

[sylviabombs15]

lolzing my ass off @ now im the pepsi rapist

[mixmastermeeks]

I didn't know he died. That sucks.

[viletree]

"the pepsi cola rapist"

[M076n7]

RIP legend

[damiion666]

ROFL this dude's funny! How come i never heard of him? Where does he perform usually?

[PitoDaddy]

@damiion666 I too, hadn't heard of him until he passed away on 29 Nov 2011 due to complications from a stroke. Also, check out his "Elephant in the Room" standup on YouTube...it had ROTFLMAO.

[FunkGizzDK]

this is some of the funniest shit i've ever witnessed - besides eddie murphy and chris rock shows! 5/5 man!

[thevikingmonkey]

Burn in hell you fat racist piece of shit!

[Terabhorei33]

him and chapelle are the best

[xThemalemodelsx]

RIP bro

[MrTGOD3000]

RIP Patrice.. Too Damn Funny - MONEY projectpayday.lovez.it

[cvand]

Now I'm the Pepsi Cola rapist cause I'm lazy :)

[jhohcable]

Amy Schumer was joking, god lighten up.

And for the record, fuck Ryan Dunn.  Fuck the tree his brain splattered across too.

[Wyldshit]

yeah amy schumer was trying to be super edgy by being ruthless and those two jokes just didn't really work for me, some people maybe thought they were funny but the dunn and diabetes jokes were undeniably low blows.

[ScrausScrauas]

@acrolite Because she made fun of him so much more than was necessary and he wasn't the person to be roaster. Not to mention she made fun of topics which she had no understanding of. Also he died not too long after.

[8SetMeFree8]

@ScrausScrauas

You're acting like she expected him to die. Also, all those people knew what they were in for the second they heard the word "Roast." Also, it's called COMEDY. You know, jokes? They're not meant to be taken too serious/

[Whudt]

I pray God let you into his Heaven. Peace

[Elpistolero29]

Holy fu**! This is hilarious!

What? He's dead? How?

[Theonidous]

@Elpistolero29 HE died from a stroke

[ArmyRanger1994]

haha. hes so funny. rest in peace man, love you.

[JamX3K]

"Pepsi Cola Rapist" Damn, I miss this guy!

[JonasPolsky]

Rest In Patrice

[1000blabbities]

Yo this was hilarious. RIP Patrice...also I think Donald Glover stole this joke.

[ntcgman]

"Hope nobody kills this white woman cus I'm gonna get blamed for it!" lol

He DEFINITELY thought this through. XD

[pragmatic0318]

@ntcgman More of us think about it than you'd think. I went to college in small town Iowa and always feared some place would get robbed and someone would shout "There he is!" as I walked by. I turned down any horny white girl who'd been drinking for fear I'd be accused of rape the next day. Didn't help when the college brought in one of several men wrongly imprisoned over a decade because Chicago police coerced random black kids to lie on each other when a white woman was murdered.

[ricardo522042]

@pragmatic0318

Know what you mean. I miss those days when blacks were kept in their place. Crime was at an all-time low. You could leave your doors unlocked to both your car and house and not worried about a thug breaking in. Nowadays this country has gone to hell and is getting much worse. The more they breed, the worse this country will become.

[ienjoyhoagies]

@ricardo522042 Please tell me this is sarcasm.

[acrolite]

@ScrausScrauas Why? What, exactly, do you think people are supposed to do at ROASTS?

[dec0urse]

@ScrausScrauas not to mention she dropped a ryan dunn joke which was completely out of line

[CoolerKing37]

@dec0urse Since when? Who gives a shit. They're called jokes.

[34LOLWTF]

@ScrausScrauas Amy Schumer? Yeah she was a bitch on that show

[lowlypeasant]

@ScrausScrauas Its a roast dummy and they were friends. She was sobbing talking about Patrice death later on Stern.

[ssptg]

@ScrausScrauas i believe they are friends, and the writer of those jokes is friends with patrice

[spiegel]

@ScrausScrauas Holy shit! I had no idea he died until I read your comment. The white girl you're tlking about is Amy Schumer. I went to YouTube to look for more of her stuff and then saw Patrice's vid on the side and decided to click it first. I'm shocked. I hope she does feel bad but she probably doesn't. She'll just say "I had no idea his health was that bad."

[DoDogaTz]

@ScrausScrauas Amy Schumer is Patrice's friend, they are comedians and that's what you do at a roast.

[BlackThornRomeo]

@ScrausScrauas What happened ScrausScrauas? What did she say?

[tinbooby]

240p we mee-... wtf this isn't bad at all

[IdeallyScarlett]

@tinbooby Nice username.

[argjmg]

I didn't know he had died, fick, he was very funny guy.... RIP

[k1ngdragon411]

@argjmg its crazy all the funny guys just died i know death is coming to all but him giraldo,carlin but we still have mooney,lewis black lol.

[themi90]

RIP

[GoldenXBoots]

I didn't know Patrice died. I feel so bad for his family! :(

[bunniXbabi]

@GoldenXBoots ...howd he die?

[GoldenXBoots]

@bunniXbabi He had a stroke :(

[Phantomplayz]

Lets talk about some typical Black guy crimes.....starting with OJ.

[RobTiff0818]

@TheSkyraptor What about Michael Jackson? Umm, kinda?

[KingBishop42088]

@TheSkyraptor How the hell are black kids gonna thumbs up an experiance they never went through?

[MrPrinceOFpa]

@TheSkyraptor you r right. they shouldve hung the bitches and just kicked the dudes ass

[evonelle]

very funny ... RIP ..

[Superstarseven]

@giants416 You usually talk to 7 year videos starring deceased comedians to insult them?

[kachekieran]

@Superstarseven dont feed the troll

[bigrawbio]

@giants416 Wish it was you instead asshole

[ghostandgoblins]

One of the best routine i seen in a long time.

[vonversace]

pat crazy..i discover his comedy a little too late. great comedian tho. rest in peace

[bqureshi21]

holy crap, this is the same guy who works in the warehouse in the office? hahaha awesome!

[showaninja]

Noooo his not allowed to be making ppl in heaven laugh, ive just found Patrice. ;( RIP

[Awesomenizzleness]

what was the name of this stand up

[TheRichter]

@Awesomenizzleness This was just a comedy central presents from like 2003? I'm probably wrong on the date.  It was only 30 mins.

[murphy456]

RIP........... Respect

[ShadowDog415]

this was fucking hilarious, RIP Patrice

[slynbryn]

where is this whole stand up. i haven't been able to find this anywhere... funny as shit!!

[diebelt1]

t-bone did you burn down the banana stand?

-Ohh, most definitely...

[Joshtika18]

Actually, as light-hearted as this comedy sketch is, i do think you can judge social standing based on the types of crimes commited.

[sakonhagakure]

I never knew this man wrote for WWE. RIP patrice.

[trentkill]

I want to see this special in its entirety. :( ANyone where to find it?

[TheJorgeguzman1]

ive been lookin for this stand up!!!what was this one called please i need to know!!

[azrRayRay]

@TheJorgeguzman1 comedy central presents patrice oneal

[CherubicGuardian]

RIP

[7deadlyvirtues]

Both DC snipers were black. Funny stuff though.

[mrwhatever213]

@7deadlyvirtues That's what he said.

[MrJAV90]

Heaven just got funnier. Rip patrice

[mercyhurstchic]

@MrJAV90 He died????

[RetroGamerr1991]

@mercyhurstchic yep. Massive stroke.

[akalaina]

@MrJAV90 what makes u think hes in heaven?

[stevelikesmetal]

Pepsi cola rapist lmao

[antonio610]

Bill Hicks is overrated anyway.

[mjULTRA]

@antonio610 BLASPHEMY!