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  • Destro...biggest pimp of the century!

  • why dot they call them terrorists when they fight pitched battles? most terrorists dont have the numbers or equipment to do that..cobra seems more like an evil army that a terrorist org

  • cobra commander lol at his own jokes..that guy

  • Pretty sad how Scrap Iron and the BATs are the only ones still following the commander's orders

  • Hawk, wearing a gray robe and holding up a staff: COBRA SHALL NOT PASS!

    (Run, you fools!)

  • That must have been one hole-filled coffin to have enough air for 18 hours

  • What is really funny, is that no one really knows where Khan is buried.

  • Sargeant Slaughter > Chuck Norris

  • The GI JOE cartoon was soooooooooo good and the live action movie was sooooooooo bad!

  • road block was a Sergeant major! That's why he's always with the General!

  • Like a hole in the head!

  • Dr. Mindbendser reminds me of The Iron Sheik, except with a Russian accent instead of an Iranian one. Ironically, Iron Sheik fought the real Sgt. Slaughter in real life.

  • Cobra Commander, stand up comedian... Wouldn't want to go to that particular gig.

    LOLing at the reference..... :D

  • Beach Head never uses deodorant? What gives?

  • I loved when Mainframe made the remark about Beach Head's deodorant or lack therof. The funny part was that Beach Head fell for it hook line and sinker.

  • Mary Sue Slaughter is the greatest soldier of our time? Dang, it pays to have your VA be a famous person...

  • Cobra Night Raven Pilot: Leave no Joes alive.

    Funny...no one ever died in the Joe cartoons. I'm actually impressed that the Hollywood version kills people. I'm curious to see if they'll kill even more in the next installment. It would also be cool to see a Serpentor character make an appearance in a future chapter.

  • s#!t!!! That's what I get for being a smart-ass...double post. FAIL!!!

  • @skozielski ...Yes. Welcome to the "Noticing Obscure References Club". As the president I will send you a decoder ring and bath salts or somesuch.

  • @skozielski ...Yes. Welcome to the "Noticing Obscure References Club". As the president I will send you a decoder ring and bath salts or somesuch.

  • Am I the only one who caught the vaguely historical reference of Jeb Stuart, CSA cavalry commander?

  • Did the actor/wrestler Sgt. Slaughter write part of this script?

  • "Deader then Disco...I like that"

    LOL at Cobra Commander laughing at his own joke!

  • @NYG4LIFE123 I laugh so hard at that part it brings tears to my eyes

  • I recognize that piece of music...that's the music that was used in the Teletran II segment of the Decepticons in "The Transformers".

  • @aigomar Why not, same people who made Transformers made this show. CC's voiced by the same actor as Starscream!

  • anyone ever think that the twins were sort of um..."sweet?" (gay)

  • slaughter was gruesome!!! He could easily fight 4/5 niggas with no problem. In fact they were the standard

  • @illnessexclusive Slaughter fights everyone. Not just black guys.

  • Dam Man how was cobra commander ever the leader of cobra he was always a bitch on the cartoon, but I heard in the comic book he was out cold.

  • @g77seven Better question: they millions of shots every battle and nobody dies?

  • 4:25 Hear that? Science is getting gang-raped like it dropped the soap in the prison shower.

  • "Heh-heh, deader than Disco..I like that. I could've been a great stand-up comedian!"

  • Dr Mindbender should have just gone after the DNA of ego maniac hulk hogan

  • storm shadow could of held off Sgt. Slaughter long enough for mindbender to get away.

  • roadblock is so frkn annoying always rhyming WTF!!!

  • Plot hole? Why did Dr Mind Bender needed Sgt. Slaughter alive to obtain his DNA?

  • DEADER THAN DISCO!LOL!Commander, I really have to hand it to you on that one lol!

  • @blueunicorno8 good line considering that Chris Latta, the man that provided CC's voice was a stand up comic in real life

  • 0:11 XD

  • Is it just me or does Doc sound like Samuel L Jackson?

  • Oh awesome, the contemporaries of Sun Tzu are professional wrestlers!

  • Ha! I always remembered that part where Mainframe talks to Beachhead about his deodorant. It's funny what sticks in your head when you're a kid.

  • Wow... comparing Sergeant Slaughter to Sun Tzu

  • @northumberlandview Yeah, well, now we know why Serpentor wasn't much of an improvement over Cobra Commander.

  • @northumberlandview I would have used Mao Zedong's DNA instead for Serpentor since his body is at Tiananmen Square.

  • @northumberlandview Sgt. Slaughter was no genuis compared to Sun Tzu. he was just a great fighter. Sun Tzu let others fight for him.

  • @northumberlandview In the comics, Storm Shadow's DNA was used in place of Sun Tzu's DNA.

  • @northumberlandview - Dr. Mindbender could have used Mao Zedong's DNA instead.

  • @northumberlandview- Best DNA substitute- Mao Zedong!

  • @northumberlandview Mary Sue-ism at it's best ;)

  • I probably am late to the party, but Sgt. Slaughter is really cool.

  • They shouden't know where to find Genghis Khan's tomb because as of 2009 the exact location of his burial site is still unknown

  • @Jbessette That applies to more of the tombs, Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and probably Montezuma's too. Julius Caesar was cremated, not much DNA to get there. Basically, they'd get Napolean's DNA and maybe Ivan the Terrible's.

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  • why didnt he want Sgt slaughter slaughtered, what the difference if he dead lol every body else they got DNA from were dead for years lol

  • Deader than disco!

  • Dr Minggle Blender, and terminal Stupidity, hehehehe

  • 1:00 - 1:16 Hilarius

  • 1:45 - 1:52

    Chris Latta was a comedian. Stand-up in fact.

  • @codiak81

    I think that was a reference to his late great voice over.

  • @codiak81 that explains why Cobra Commander is such a terrible leader, how many comedians do you know with military officers training?

  • Beach Head don't use deodorant??? WHAT? :O

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