why dot they call them terrorists when they fight pitched battles? most terrorists dont have the numbers or equipment to do that..cobra seems more like an evil army that a terrorist org
Dr. Mindbendser reminds me of The Iron Sheik, except with a Russian accent instead of an Iranian one. Ironically, Iron Sheik fought the real Sgt. Slaughter in real life.
I loved when Mainframe made the remark about Beach Head's deodorant or lack therof. The funny part was that Beach Head fell for it hook line and sinker.
Funny...no one ever died in the Joe cartoons. I'm actually impressed that the Hollywood version kills people. I'm curious to see if they'll kill even more in the next installment. It would also be cool to see a Serpentor character make an appearance in a future chapter.
@Jbessette That applies to more of the tombs, Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and probably Montezuma's too. Julius Caesar was cremated, not much DNA to get there. Basically, they'd get Napolean's DNA and maybe Ivan the Terrible's.
Destro...biggest pimp of the century!
FinalTallgeese 1 month ago
why dot they call them terrorists when they fight pitched battles? most terrorists dont have the numbers or equipment to do that..cobra seems more like an evil army that a terrorist org
darthslain 1 month ago
cobra commander lol at his own jokes..that guy
Dragonblack90 2 months ago
Pretty sad how Scrap Iron and the BATs are the only ones still following the commander's orders
MGBandit75 2 months ago
Hawk, wearing a gray robe and holding up a staff: COBRA SHALL NOT PASS!
(Run, you fools!)
cainster 2 months ago
That must have been one hole-filled coffin to have enough air for 18 hours
cainster 2 months ago
What is really funny, is that no one really knows where Khan is buried.
TWHueyGuitar 2 months ago
Sargeant Slaughter > Chuck Norris
NightShade1218 3 months ago 3
The GI JOE cartoon was soooooooooo good and the live action movie was sooooooooo bad!
JoeGutfeld 4 months ago
road block was a Sergeant major! That's why he's always with the General!
MrVision76 6 months ago
Like a hole in the head!
ferris0913 6 months ago
Dr. Mindbendser reminds me of The Iron Sheik, except with a Russian accent instead of an Iranian one. Ironically, Iron Sheik fought the real Sgt. Slaughter in real life.
SurvivorPaul16 7 months ago
Cobra Commander, stand up comedian... Wouldn't want to go to that particular gig.
LOLing at the reference..... :D
cheekymancunian 7 months ago
Beach Head never uses deodorant? What gives?
Zerker8 7 months ago
I loved when Mainframe made the remark about Beach Head's deodorant or lack therof. The funny part was that Beach Head fell for it hook line and sinker.
Originalman320 7 months ago
Mary Sue Slaughter is the greatest soldier of our time? Dang, it pays to have your VA be a famous person...
brinpol 8 months ago
Cobra Night Raven Pilot: Leave no Joes alive.
Funny...no one ever died in the Joe cartoons. I'm actually impressed that the Hollywood version kills people. I'm curious to see if they'll kill even more in the next installment. It would also be cool to see a Serpentor character make an appearance in a future chapter.
lyfaleezhure 8 months ago
s#!t!!! That's what I get for being a smart-ass...double post. FAIL!!!
black7assassin 9 months ago
@skozielski ...Yes. Welcome to the "Noticing Obscure References Club". As the president I will send you a decoder ring and bath salts or somesuch.
black7assassin 9 months ago
@skozielski ...Yes. Welcome to the "Noticing Obscure References Club". As the president I will send you a decoder ring and bath salts or somesuch.
black7assassin 9 months ago
Am I the only one who caught the vaguely historical reference of Jeb Stuart, CSA cavalry commander?
skozielski 10 months ago
Did the actor/wrestler Sgt. Slaughter write part of this script?
RadarKat73080 11 months ago
"Deader then Disco...I like that"
LOL at Cobra Commander laughing at his own joke!
NYG4LIFE123 1 year ago
@NYG4LIFE123 I laugh so hard at that part it brings tears to my eyes
hotrodd29 10 months ago
I recognize that piece of music...that's the music that was used in the Teletran II segment of the Decepticons in "The Transformers".
aigomar 1 year ago
@aigomar Why not, same people who made Transformers made this show. CC's voiced by the same actor as Starscream!
RadarKat73080 11 months ago
anyone ever think that the twins were sort of um..."sweet?" (gay)
illnessexclusive 1 year ago
slaughter was gruesome!!! He could easily fight 4/5 niggas with no problem. In fact they were the standard
illnessexclusive 1 year ago
@illnessexclusive Slaughter fights everyone. Not just black guys.
musiclover3928 1 month ago
Dam Man how was cobra commander ever the leader of cobra he was always a bitch on the cartoon, but I heard in the comic book he was out cold.
g77seven 1 year ago
@g77seven Better question: they millions of shots every battle and nobody dies?
RadarKat73080 11 months ago
4:25 Hear that? Science is getting gang-raped like it dropped the soap in the prison shower.
bannerman06 1 year ago
"Heh-heh, deader than Disco..I like that. I could've been a great stand-up comedian!"
bannerman06 1 year ago
Dr Mindbender should have just gone after the DNA of ego maniac hulk hogan
ELFLACOVICTOR 1 year ago
storm shadow could of held off Sgt. Slaughter long enough for mindbender to get away.
Galactatech 1 year ago
roadblock is so frkn annoying always rhyming WTF!!!
saiz725 1 year ago 2
Plot hole? Why did Dr Mind Bender needed Sgt. Slaughter alive to obtain his DNA?
cc527 1 year ago
DEADER THAN DISCO!LOL!Commander, I really have to hand it to you on that one lol!
blueunicorno8 1 year ago
@blueunicorno8 good line considering that Chris Latta, the man that provided CC's voice was a stand up comic in real life
shaaban103noble 1 year ago
0:11 XD
Frostwarrior85 1 year ago
Is it just me or does Doc sound like Samuel L Jackson?
xamot23 1 year ago
Oh awesome, the contemporaries of Sun Tzu are professional wrestlers!
brianblackberry 1 year ago
Ha! I always remembered that part where Mainframe talks to Beachhead about his deodorant. It's funny what sticks in your head when you're a kid.
zoist80 1 year ago
Wow... comparing Sergeant Slaughter to Sun Tzu
northumberlandview 2 years ago 14
@northumberlandview Yeah, well, now we know why Serpentor wasn't much of an improvement over Cobra Commander.
SnowHeart1 1 year ago
@northumberlandview I would have used Mao Zedong's DNA instead for Serpentor since his body is at Tiananmen Square.
seanakizuki 1 year ago
@northumberlandview Sgt. Slaughter was no genuis compared to Sun Tzu. he was just a great fighter. Sun Tzu let others fight for him.
2010thekingofkings 1 year ago
@northumberlandview In the comics, Storm Shadow's DNA was used in place of Sun Tzu's DNA.
Rtkat3 11 months ago
@northumberlandview - Dr. Mindbender could have used Mao Zedong's DNA instead.
seanakizuki 10 months ago
@northumberlandview- Best DNA substitute- Mao Zedong!
seanakizuki 8 months ago
@northumberlandview Mary Sue-ism at it's best ;)
brinpol 8 months ago
I probably am late to the party, but Sgt. Slaughter is really cool.
Gaos03 2 years ago 3
They shouden't know where to find Genghis Khan's tomb because as of 2009 the exact location of his burial site is still unknown
Jbessette 2 years ago 2
@Jbessette That applies to more of the tombs, Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and probably Montezuma's too. Julius Caesar was cremated, not much DNA to get there. Basically, they'd get Napolean's DNA and maybe Ivan the Terrible's.
scockery 1 year ago
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Jbessette 2 years ago
why didnt he want Sgt slaughter slaughtered, what the difference if he dead lol every body else they got DNA from were dead for years lol
Stressnotic 2 years ago
Deader than disco!
surrealistdream 2 years ago
Dr Minggle Blender, and terminal Stupidity, hehehehe
hotrobert1981 2 years ago
1:00 - 1:16 Hilarius
Mysmero425 2 years ago
1:45 - 1:52
Chris Latta was a comedian. Stand-up in fact.
codiak81 2 years ago 14
@codiak81
I think that was a reference to his late great voice over.
Galactatech 1 year ago
@codiak81 that explains why Cobra Commander is such a terrible leader, how many comedians do you know with military officers training?
GearShotgun 9 months ago
Beach Head don't use deodorant??? WHAT? :O
arobb2007 2 years ago