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  • Interesting to note that the Guy that granted Humble a Federal Contract has been convicted of accepting a Bribe & the Feds have forbidden the use of the CVSA. They should look into the 'Hand Held' Poly as well

  • You cannot fail something that doesn't work. It is only an opinion by the operator. Most of the Hierarchy of the Poly Assoc. have been exposed as charlatans claiming as genuine their Store Bought PhD degrees Berg, Matte,Braddock,Martin etc just like Humble & Baker in VSA dreamland. So don't feel bad

  • Failed a Poly , its such bs

  • To top it all off He has another Company in another State & using Grants obtained a Mill for research from the Federal Govt.

    He's good or the Feds are DUMB

  • Shaq's got a PhD too lol

  • The amount of Phony PhDs in the American Lie Industry is incredible,from VSA Humble , Baker ,from Polygraph we have Berg , Martin , Braddock , Matte & the list goes on. How in Heck can the FBI & others even consider these home made Detectors. Especially when there is Scince Produced Instruments available

  • I use my ass to talk for me and I detect stress through the vibrations that shake my rectum. Using this mode I have come to the conclusion that everything and everybody is full of shit. My scientific investigations have never found a case of someone who has not at least a little shit in them somewhere. In fact there is a direct ratio between how full of shit a person is and how much they have to say. That is why lawyers ,politicians,and bankers carry the largest shit load per capita.

  • You have gotta wonder about this "Lie Detection" Industry, Here's One phoney PhD of the CVSA & then there is Baker of Baker DVSA another Phoney Phd & changed to Baker FVSA to copy a REAL VSA Then there is the Polygraph Leader another Phoney Phd then there is Larry Rice of VIPRE pretending to have been in Military Inteeligence. Where does it all end ???

  • @captjwr I forgtot that the Poly Assoc. 'phoney' is Gelb

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  • Lets try it on the police, to see if they have ever told a lie giving states evidence.

  • You can get away with many things as long as you have the nerve to lie blatantly. When he asked do you think that's honest? He's probably thinking "of course not, but im not gonna admit that" and just says "Yes"

    Unbelievable

  • @TrailersForthePeople

    Ironically he teaches NOT to hold the cord of the Microphone because it picks up static electricity & then he holds it for the show .What a jerk , he can't even remember what he teaches

  • Goes to show you. Dont say a word when the police start asking you questions,.21st century witchcraft. The police used to be our friends. Now they dont give a hoot about your rights and freedoms. The patriot act took care of that. We are now slaves to serve them. Heck they can even waterboard us if they want. This is B.S.

  • @IMA60SKID

    Things must be desparate. The CVSA used to be $10,000.00usd they just sold one in Altamonte Springs PD Florida for $2650.00 including Training???? What Training ?

  • An University located in a mall ahahah

    You can get away with anything in the US as long as you have the nerve to stick to it. This man should not be given the "option" of calling himself Dr., he should be fined.

    How do people who work for 5+ yrs to earn their PhD's feel after watching this? jeez

  • so they just load this software onto any old crap computer with crappy onboard sound capture?  Wow unreal. I wouldn't trust my high-end sound card.

  • Bad machine and it shouldnt even be allowed. Everyone has stress. Question, Have you ever has sex with aliens from mars? Answer, NO. Found deceptive in that question.

  • Police departments use this because it is cheap. The commission should not even use it

  • I used this machine and it said I was being deceptive on two questions that were very easy to verify. It was false. Unless the officer was lying to me. It may be able to detect stress from a prior question though. Flip a coin I guess.

  • @LETSGETRADICAL777

    I was trained on this & then set up a "Test" to see if I could beat it , not only did I beat it ,when I sent the Phoney Test to them they used it as an example of a GREAT result to the US Federal Govt & in their Promo gear. I have never told anyone this before. I can easily prove it.

  • This is a big crock of crap! I took this, and a question they said I failed on was have I don't drugs in the past 5 years, I said no. I told the truth, since I've NEVER did drugs at all in my life this piece of crap machine should be taken out of service, and it also said I sold my perscribed medication, well its funny I still have a full bottle of Vicoden from 2 years ago hmm good job machine. Luckly people knew me better than that!

  • Wow I had to apply for an internship today while being tested by this machine. They said there was some "concern" about my NO answer to the question, "Have you ever hit a spouse or significant other?" I have never hit anyone since I was a kid in junior high school. Nice to know my future may be decided by this douchebag charlatan. Anyone got a class action lawsuit going against this clown yet?

  • lol. Six hours. Ph.D. Dr. Phil would love this. The machine sounds fishy to me.

  • More...

    Search for "Eriksson & Lacerda 2007" on yahoo and click the first result. It is a journal article entitled, "Charlatanry in forensic speech science."

    On the CVSA, the authors conclude, "In summary, as our survey has shown, the VSA approach completely lacks demonstratable scientific validity. In fact, all available scientific evidence indicates that its validity is nonexistent."

  • Independent university studies have since been conducted that reveal the CVSA as junk.

    Search for "FINAL REPORT CIFA CONTRACT FA 4814-04-0011" on yahoo to see a study hosted on a university website.

    "The findings generated by this study led to the conclusion the neither the CVSA nor the LVA were sensitive to the presence of deception or stress." p. 44

  • "six hour courses"

    I've had longer DAYS taking uni courses that last months.

  • The CVSA and Polygraph are both useless pieces of junk that are responsible for destroying the lives and careers of thousands. All of them should be banned from use in law enforcement organizations and in a hiring process.

  • There is no way to know if the "The CIA, SS and NSA use these successfully" because none of these organizations (nor the local police who use them too) do any follow up investigations on the applicants to verify if the results of the tests are true. If there is anything the polygraph examiners don't like about the test results, the applicants are kicked out with no questions asked. It basically gives polygraph examiners total control of person's career prospects.

  • You didn't watch the show, did you?

  • Sorry jstarret, but you are uninformed. The American Psychology Association itself has stated that, "There is no evidence that any pattern of physiological reactions is unique to deception."

    The academic body that oversees the scientific study of human behavior says that "lie detectors" (including both voice analysis and polygraphy) are not accurate. What else do you need to know?

  • Wow. You can't fix stupid. Hopefully, there wasn't an innocent person in Iraq that was accused of terrorism because of this phony lie detector.

  • The real guy who killed her has a rather fetching porn 'stache.

  • Bible College? ahahaha

    WTF

  • Stop shitting on my country with your comments. There are plenty of dumb people sharing my country, but there are also plenty of smart people.

  • there are plenty of charlatans with real PhDs. A doctorate isn't protection against stupidity.

  • A Bible school awards him a PhD for Bible studies and he then goes on to sell his machine to 1500 law departments AND THE US MILITARY.

    And Americans expect peoples of the world to look up to them as a people to be emulated when they're obviously suffering from brain rot.

  • Note to self: Stay out of the US.

  • can you help me get out?

  • I would have liked to see the rest of the example . Brian Ross isn't my favorite journalist as he blew me off when I sent him something to check out.

  • most people being questioned by police are stressed.

    And, on the other hand, there are people (pyschotics) who can easily lie without feeling stressed.

    As well, just because you can only test something "in the field" does not mean it cannot be studied scientifically. Much medical research is done this way.

    In short, this is useless technology.

  • STFU. A psychotic is unable to tell an elaborate lie because his thought process is severely hampered. Go buy a book, get into college or smth, you are so dumb.

  • lol.... if you went to school, they sure didn't teach you how to win an argument.

  • This is scary.

  • VSA = useless technology.

    google: eBay item 270207319478

  • They might as well be using a scifag e-meter.

  • it's the same thing, just no cans

  • stupid

  • ABC News? Not exactly a credible source, this is in question, but lie detector tests aren't? Fuck ABC, Fuck everyone of these biased and corrupted organizations.

  • The guy admitted that there's been no independent scientific evidence that his machine works and admits that he has an honorary degree from an unaccredited university. At least he's honest.

  • @PissedFechtmeister

    Humble along with other "leaders" in the Lie Industry are avid buyers of Phony Doctorates to bolster a FALSE Image of the credibility.

    He , Baker & the others HAVE NONE

  • didn't you know? bible schools give out the best psychology degrees

  • Are you sure they aren't psychopath degrees?

    ;o)

  • Anyone who has actually taken a course in psychology knows that this kind of thing is complete BS. Suppositions, like telling someone they've lied, telling someone that something happened, can often manipulate a person's memory, particularly if they are younger.

  • Who cares about this? Just use the 5th amendment, it's like an instant "i win" button

  • If a bible college can claim god created the world in 6000 years, why can't you get a phd in a couple of weeks?

  • what a douche

  • dr. humble hahahahahahahahahaha

  • that's a retarded machine

  • that's a retarded man

  • Christopher Walken impression @ 4:46 - 4:48

    Am I the only one who thinks so?

  • Yup.

  • Walken was probably hired to overdub that part.  Yes, I agree

  • perfect.

  • ahaha... ya. but u need to be just listening.. looking ruins it

  • "you should have hooked him up to his own machine." hahaa yeah.

  • - Did you kill her?

    - No!

    - Well, my coin begs to differ.

  • lol!!

  • Sounds like a load of shit to me. I hate people like this. Fake PHD, shitty machine, terrible person.

  • no shit

  • wow he looks like jim leyland

  • Oh my word... I got to a Bible college that awards psychology degrees, but it takes like 4 years of 15 credits a semester! Maybe even more! 6 hours!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Please don't let this man speak for all Christian colleges...

  • Did you even bother watching the clip? You would have answered your own question.

  • Exactly you fucking idiot. In other words its worthless.

    Fuck, some people need it spelled out to them....amazing you can find out how to turn on your computer....

  • why are you so angry

  • That's the point. It's a useless piece of garbage.

  • I think he meant to say a "sueing" machine...

  • are you joking?

    dare i spell it out?

    it has nothing to do with determining the truth. that was the point of the entire video.

  • God give us the wisdom to see through Ceasar's b.s. like this.

  • another self righteous, christian, hypocrit, CRIMINAL.

  • Check out Paradise Lost if you think this is interesting. It's a whole documentary about police ignoring the truth and getting confessions.

  • just about anybody that works with audio should notice that there's no possible way something like that could do what it claims to. there's simply way too many variables in the characteristics of different human voices, and quite simply, 'lying' affects (or doesn't affect) voices in drastically different ways depending on the individual and the situation.

  • This is great for defense lawyers. All you have to do is show the device and its inventor are phonies to get their clients off.

  • Dude the Ministry of Truth almost, next thing you know BAM just like the book 1984!

    -AS

  • A person, who's been arrested is stressed! He must be lying!

  • what an idiot

  • dude i live in escondido.

  • That's my grandpa!

  • o.O

  • I hope he is found guilty of a murder he didn't commit by his own goddamn machine.

  • Insane. Unbelievable. This guy should be arrested for fraud and impersonating a doctor, but instead cops are paying $10K a pop for a machine that says "maybe" he's lying.

  • Well put.

  • This is horrible

  • woot Brian Ross!

  • 6 hour classes in Bible study and he was awarded a PhD in Philosophy.. LMAOOO...

    How long did he do it for? Did he publish any papers? who was his attending supervisor.. lol.. I need to get me one of those also!

  • protip stress != lying i dont give a fuck if your guilty or not if a cop ask you if you insert crime here your going to get stressed

  • I can't believe such things can happen in a developed country

  • I knew I should have taken the six hour course instead of the four hour course!

  • What's sad in this case, is to see that technology is being foisted on the police by a con-artist pretending to be a doctorate ... regardless, the idea of a technology that can determine truth from lie is a good idea and should be pursued by real scientists ...

  • That guy is fucked up.

  • "It is better to let # guilty men free than to convict one innocent man" ... Polygraph tests, FMRI and now a voice stress analyzer -- what's next? Pupil dilation stress testing? Until a machine is developed that can distinguish truth from lie with a near infallible 99.99% accuracy rating (or better), it shouldn't be accepted as trial evidence ... however, these machines may still be useful in *excluding* suspects ...

  • people on tv actually think the lie detector works. it is useless to and it is used by law enforcement.

  • What a fucking weasel.

    -jcr

  • My Name is Earl killed her!

  • Bible studies. Rofl...

  • good show

  • Its real easy - everyone is told their rights - they start with 'you have the right to remain silent...' that's all you need. Only say "I want my lawyer" then shut the hell up - trust no one especially during interrogation.

  • is jesus a homosexual?

    yes.

    oh wow it works!

  • Thank God for good journalism! It's so rare these days.

  • what a f@@k head.

  • We cannot even begin to understand the mind and this "doc" thinks he has figured it out...

    WHAT A CON ARTIST!!!!

    And stop calling him a doctor!!!

  • REDDIT! Fuck Digg

  • How ironic is this? The guy who is committing the fraud is doing it TO the authorities.

  • This guy is a bullshit artist, and its sad that these days US police agencies fall for this type of bullshit. Just incredible. No real degree, no independent scientific studies...

  • Cops should have to take a real polygraph before being allowed to testify in court. It would save the taxpayers a lot of money.

  • Cops should have to take a real polygraph before being allowed to testify in court. It would save the taxpayers a lot of money.

  • Perfect example of this flaw is in the video here where the boy confesses to killing his sister.The worst part is how officers stupidly trust these voice stress analysis tests.

  • I have actually taken this lie detector test before. The whole thing is entirely based on voice stress analysis. But considering that it is some what impressive because it can detect if you are lying about things that no person would be nervous to lie about. Itt is ultimately flawed because any amount of nervousness by the person being interrogated is going to be interpreted by the machine as deception.

  • I'm on this because of digg.

  • Lol you can't identify stress levels from a freaking AUDIO CLIP!

  • fliping a coin is better than nothing

  • flipping a coin isnt better than nothing, it IS nothing. Its the same as nothing.

  • Actually, no it's not.

  • maybe you need to study some psychology and understand the human mind and the tricks it plays on itself in extreme stress before you go calling someone a tool.

  • Are you a moron? The kid was told this machine was fool-proof, considering he was being interrogated for the murder of his sister and knowing that he was a suspect, the kid must have been under a ridiculous amount of stress. Therefore he was more than likely incredibly emotionally and psychologically drained and wasn't sure what was going on anymore. He just wanted to get out of there and that was the only way. Especially since the cops that were interrogating him were probably stupid as hell

  • You'd be surprised at the effectiveness of interrogation techniques. Spend a few hours in a room isolated from anyone but your questioners and you could find yourself admitting to things you wouldn't normally dream of. If you take a person who is completely unaware of their rights or the legal process and hammer them repeatedly with claims that the sentencing will he very harsh if they don't admit to the crime, and that they just want to help and can't do so unless the person confesses, (cont'd)

  • you'd be surprised how pliable that can make a person.

    Interrogation is about finding a persons weaknesses and exploiting them. Stress, fatigue, hunger, intimidation - Give me twenty four hours in a room with you and I'd guarantee you'd be claiming you killed Kennedy. And you wouldn't have a mark on your body.

  • heh

    this is funny

    and

    yet

    sad

  • It's not 1% funny.

  • HAHAHAHAH nice phd degree

  • You could still remain silent.

  • Maybe he's like Dr Dre??

  • hahahahaha

  • He should get together with Kevin Trudeau and really sale that thing.

  • He should get together with Kevin Trudeau and really sale that thing.

  • He should get together with Kevin Trudeau and really sale that thing.

  • If anyone gives you this test with this particular machine, you can have the polygraph test dismissed because it holds no fact.

  • Well it does seem that people who portray themselves as Christians are some of the biggest scumbags on the planet.

  • So that's a good reason to just lump us in all together? Not all Christians are hypocrites and scumbags. The only reason you will see people like Jerry Falwell and Ted Haggard is because it's controversial. Who wants to hear that Christians are being nice and doing something good? No one unfortunately. Just keep giving tolerance to everyone else that you deem deserves it and continue bashing Christians.

  • can do!

  • Well seeing as how I am a Christian, I think I am the perfect person to bash them. Second, I didnt bash every christian. If you would have bothered to read my post you would have realized that. Lastly, who are you to judge me? Thats not very christian of you.

  • Cypherus, if you're Christian and want Christians to seem more credible, how about you denounce this trickster con man instead of playing the religious persecution card?

    Since you're not denouncing him, it seems almost as if you're supporting him. Cast out the frauds who try to hide under your wing, or your wing will become known as sheltering them.

  • lol what a dick, calling himself a doctor without a phd, sounds like a fucking cocksucker to me

  • I'll start putting PHD after my name and we'll see where it goes from there.

  • Don't forget about the 6 hours of bible school for your PHD.

  • LMFAO!!

  • lmfao, same here.

  • lmfao, same here.

  • 6 hours for a PHD, sign me up.

  • What an ass.

    "ummmm... Well it's not accredited."

  • I'd trust a fucking E-meter above this garbage

  • why do bible people lie so much?

  • They don't, it's just that it's easier to spot because they portray themselves to be of a higher standard.

  • good work ABC - thanks!

  • I spent 4 years at a university full time just to earn a MAJOR in psychology, and this phony does 6 freakin' hours at a 'bible university' and calls himself a doctor.

    People like this discredit the whole academic profession and should really be stopped.

  • spent 4 years at a university full time just to earn a MAJOR in psychology.

    lol. what a waste of time.

  • Thats what I was thinking.

  • thanks law enforcement

  • lol, police and the government get false admissions all the time... u would admit to anything with the types of methods of torture out there. In a cell in an unknown location with a bunch of feds beating your ass, a person would admit to anything.

  • this guy would fail his own test

  • Another christian diploma fucking up society...

  • Total crackpot tech.

  • VSA is bullshit.

  • They used the lie detector on me... they asked me if the weather outside was sunny, to which I replied with "yes"... It was sunny the entire day, I didn't even see a single cloud in the sky... although they said I got the answer wrong..

    That of course opened up a time paradox, which sucked the entire planet in and turned the day into a wet and snowy one...

    Thats one crazy laptop with a sound card and some software!

  • "Docter" Humble sounds like a "Docter Scammer" - nice way to make a living...