Border Security Australia - Hiding hash in your arse won't do the trick

[session036]

he was cute as hell

[TheJamesAgony]

the majority of drug smugglers in prison now are australians and yet they act all high n mighty. Fucking rejected cowboys.

[razoredge45]

I think if they find it in your arse.... they should remove it through your mouth!

[andresdlv]

He's still in Australia and has 2 jobs now!

[lchang38871]

understand that these asia people r don't like chee burger,

[jagara1]

WTF!

Send him home after a week in jail!

[TheUfchink]

White Australian policy is alive n in the subconscious of the population. Time to show them whose boss this side of the world

[vritzka]

Where is it?

-- it's in my... in my... arse.

[zhangmanjun0719]

the chinese guy must be from a super rich family, look his bags and luggages are all Louis Vuitton. Also in his luggage full of expensive products.

Those kid normally do nothing in OZ only spend their parents money.

[equap]

smuggle it in your bunhole is a joke he just didnt get it

who want to take drugs which been in a asshole cmon

smoke it where it is legal so u dont have to have a look at your Mr. Hanky

haha

[mrsodaman1]

where can you find more videos of this

[bleunt]

And another life falls victim to ignorant laws.

[satojinnthehero]

@bleunt are you kidding me? he's got hash in his butt crack first thing hash is drugs second thing he's trying to hide it fuck off you retarded knob jockey.

[bleunt]

@satojinnthehero Yes, yes. Good. Don't think for yourself. Just go with what they tell you. Excellent.

[satojinnthehero]

@bleunt Obviously you didn't watch the video through they let him go?

[bleunt]

@satojinnthehero I don't think you should put a question mark after two statements.

[FredDude27]

...who the hell would smoke stuff thats been in yer arse?

[nzbbs]

great.. so people bringing crisps and apple get $220 fine while REAL drugs are let go.. hmm

[xXxBigStuxXx]

question 7 for the chinese guy would be, are you carrying a birds nest in your bags lol

[MrChowTheTroll]

Hmm, hiding hash in your arse..... well that smart then

[MzChelxoxo]

It's in my uh....ARSE

[andyzpipe]

how can u even smoke that

[brokless]

wtf?? thats it :/

[Shpongly]

If i was the officer i would arrest him for smoking such wuss joints with ass stench

[PrankCallersTeam]

0.003 g? That's worth like 5p in the UK

[dickies673]

whoever puts hasheish up its on ass would put nething up hes own ass kakakakakaka

[PRINCESSicecubeDEMON]

Chinese student is cute :3

[PRINCESSicecubeDEMON]

hasheish literally means "weed" in arabic but we normally refer it to the grass-like plants, not the "drug" weed..

[maryjoemontana]

Smuggle stuff and make a little monies[dumb-poor-folks], or

why not colonize countries and make eternal heavenly monies forever[smart-rich-folks] ?!

[echo1434]

Can we really be sure the guy actually had this stuff "inside" of him and not just stashed between his butt cheeks (as the announcer seems to suggest anyway)? That bag looks REALLY clean after it's retrieved, and I'm not sure if a dog would have smelled that if he really had it "up in there."

Besides, notice how the dog is sniffing more towards his crotch and not more behind. I bet he was going to sneak a few tokes on the flight back. What a terrible person!!! :)

[JoKeRNoiZe]

smuggling weed to australia is like smuggling weed to netherlands

[KatiushaVN4]

bird nest is fine. What isn't fine is Australia the country itself

[MelnDyl2010]

@KatiushaVN4 what do u have against us

[hedymd]

@hawaiiboy999 try being middle eastern or arab, turk, persian or kurd! we get worse!

[Mewfan]

why would you try to smuggle 0.003 grams of hash?

[Omgllovejesusjokes]

I watched it a year ago and I wanted to watch it again, so I typed in australia border security, this was the first video lol, I guess hes the only person dumb enough to to that haha

[SiMoNRoSeCHEN]

bird's nest ...So expensive!!!

[msoviet409]

Drugs are the root to all the problems we're facing today. Most if not all people who use drugs for recreational and eventually get hooked to it. When they need them and don't have the money to buy the stuff, what are they going to do? You guess it!!!

[uchiha888]

what I don't understand is ppl bring in food and don't declare and you get an on the spot fine....this frenchie brings in 0.003grams of hash and gets off with a caution, you have seriously got the be fkn kidding me.

[echo1434]

@uchiha888

Maybe because those bird nests are worth thousands of dollars, and because that amount of hash would be lucky to command ten bucks on the black market - lol.

[uchiha888]

@echo1434 LOL TRUE hahahahaha

[Grimmjow567]

@uchiha888 0.003 grams isn't even enough to give you a slight buzz.

[adityap0008]

2:25 beautiful girl

[SiMoNRoSeCHEN]

@adityap0008

lol

[Geekchess]

Lol.

[ybet1000]

|o| what an idiot.. think given the amount he had...and what it was...think aussie customs did a great job... but hope they go medieval with the real drug smugglers and the peeps not declaring dangerous food etc

[AlexLunie]

who the fuck smokes a joint with 0.003 g of hash

[ditch666]

oh my christ, such a small amount. fkn aus govt, OH NOES 0.003 GRAMS OF HASH, GREAT JOB DOGS GREAT JOB.

goes to show u can try and smuggle a bit of weed into the country and u get off with a caution. LOL

[AnonymousPopper]

thats professional not fckin singapore where dey kill u

[hawaiiboy999]

actually they let the guy who had hash up his arse into the country afterwards...incredible! and most their time they enjoy picking on and harassing innocent people, particularly asians...

[irishgodfatherchris]

@hawaiiboy999 of course I mean lets forget about the Asian MP's, Businessmen etc. in my country and lets focus in yours where its illegal to be Jewish, Corruption is endemic, Terrorists get more lenient sentences than drug smugglers.

[MetroAdventures]

@hawaiiboy999 I think letting some guy with a joint in his ass into your country is the right way to handle things.... i don't know about your asians remark.

[cfs3mytube]

@hawaiiboy999

They don't pick on Asians. It's that Asians are some of the stupidest people when it comes to border crossing.

"What do you mean that I can't bring a bag full of random plant crap with grubs crawling around in it? Also, why can't I bring in this partially dried fish that might have parasites."

Morons.

[kop4321]

@cfs3mytube

Not to be racist but it gets worse when they cannot speak English. :l

[cfs3mytube]

@kop4321

What's even worse than that is their reaction. When westerners get stopped for food violations, most of them say, "Oh, I'm sorry." The Asians argue and become belligerent almost all the time.

[daichi2e]

@hawaiiboy999

Yeah, but Asians bring back the most dangerous stuff, usually in food.

I've gone tonnes of friends that whenever they go back to their countries they come back with all this opened food that they have smuggled through.

[farhendae]

assdrugs!!!

[dykousmc1]

Stupid Perrier drinking, cheese eating, smelly, French asshole.

[xxIronBobxx]

That kid is a freaking MORON!!!!

[Microglia1]

Is this guy even French? He looks Arabesque

[irishgodfatherchris]

@Microglia1 have you seen the French Football Team

[flyguyinmotion]

Aussie security seems pretty cool. Letting him go with a warning was the right thing to do.

[jagara1]

Are these customs completely stupid?

Seriously he could have been carying loads more somewhere else and the small amount up his arse was probably a decoy...

[kochebazari]

fucking stupid asshole

[raymondgreat]

lol, i study in amsterdam. have 4,5 gram in my etui =D

Come to the the netherlandse, best place for these shit :D. I love my country so much~!

[WIKILeaksIT]

@raymondgreat i want to go to amsterdam man i heard there are cheap sluts too;)

[philly0768]

I think the customs guys handled this very well considering the guy only had a very small amount. Well done Sydney customs people for handling this in a humane way.

[dave777blaster]

lock em up

[ahmadthedude3452]

I am sooooooooo not going to Australia

[JAMESnKANE]

@ahmadthedude3452 This show represents australia sometimes really badly, but australia is REALLY good .. and you can find heaps about it, it also has less in common than america

[aln7d]

y bother smuggling fukn hash, just ask any 16 year old kid when u get off the plane where to get it

[Seliseltun]

peace and love

[ty1977]

what a retard

[spoonslap]

poor man

[mynameisdrpat]

never knew spit and shit are the same thing

[ZiRo175]

even if u got away with the hash in ur butt why would u use it anyway i mean it was up ur ass

[findlaymcarthur]

surely very stupid..i always just put it in my mouth any probs just swallow it.

[franktastic07]

You could say he made a hash of it.

[tqsuited]

Man that french guy would be thanking his lucky stars.. walk free, i feel relief for him just watching lol. Normally i cant help but put myself in their shoes and stressing out for them lol

[dracula19148914]

if it was me i would light up the joint in the airport

[rcbsa159]

I don't understand why he put it in his arse. It was only a tiny bit he could have just walked through with it in his toiletry bag or something. He could of put it in his tooth paste or deodorant.. How embarrassing would that be.

[megajames3000]

i would have takin a shit, saved some shoved the hash up my ass , after stretching it out, of course, and i'd line my ass hole out with shit, shove the hash up there. and smeared shit all in my draws.and around the hole. marinate, and go to the airport

[whatis07]

he sure has the poo

[MASKOFOROS77]

NICE TRY BUT HE DIDNT FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES . YOU SHOULD LEAVE UR ASS DIRTY AND DONT GO TO TOILET FOR 2 DAYS BEFORE THE TRIP SO THE FUCKING DOG WILL SMELL ONLY SHIT . THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT UR WEED WILL SMELL A LITTLE BIT LIKE SHIT BUT THAT WILL GIVE U A UNIQUE SMOKING EXPERIENCE :)

[Mueiwark]

@MASKOFOROS77 What is wrong with you to do all that for a fakking joint :S

[TheWheelofLife100]

drugs up the bum.

[joe2grand]

"o .k ! hes got a joint !!"

stand back ! im gonna have to tazer him !

he has a joint ! i repeat he has a joint !

right ! i think im gonna shoot him dead !

[ETRobot]

so what if he hides hash, its no biz of yours. Do you care if someone is lying in the gutter hungry? No, so buzz off assholes

[andrewmari]

Ha ha! What a dork!!

[typo368]

ahhhh clever poooch

[athame57]

That dog looked so proud lol!

[dejakhalz]

LoL dogs are scary as fuck when you smuggle drugs. I ''smuggled'' weed/hash for personal use to America, Greece etc. Once a dog barked at my luggage but they didn't do anything. Almost shat my pants though. It's not worth the risk, but I've never had problems. I just stuffed my cigs with weed/hash which was usually around 3 grams and then put it in the pants I was wearing.

Putting it up my ass? Ofcourse not. Even if it would work I still wouldn't wanna smoke that shit.

[shanethemainman]

@dejakhalz Lol great story, you sound like a bit of a dip shit yourself lol. I look forward to seeing another dumb ass like you on border security ;) You drogues keep us normal people entertained. Thanks.

[dejakhalz]

@shanethemainman Why do I sound like a dipshit exactly? And what do you mean with ''us normal people''? The people who never used drugs in their life? You are from Australia right? Second highest country of cannabis use. Highest country in the world of amphetamine btw. Please define normal again for me when you read this ''dipshit''.

Btw, I do not smoke weed anymore. Would this mean I am in your club of normal people? I sure hope not.

Stay normal, when you die no one will remember you.

[dejakhalz]

@shanethemainman Btw, funny you call yourself normal while you try to date a tranny trough youtube! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[athame57]

Talk about a 'Lab' test!

[pppoe]

what a waste...

[StraightUpBitchs]

I'd like to ask that fool if all that HUMILIATION was worth trying to smuggle a toke up his arse...lol was it fun putting it there...you idiot!!

[wardenphil]

As far as I'm concerned, you can stick all drugs up your ass (or arse)...LOL

[DeadRottenSkull]

...I just dont get it...I mean...why is carrying food widout declaring such a big issue??? :S

[Var1ety]

@DeadRottenSkull Bring in a disease that spreads through our country ruining an industry etc thats the general thought.

[xanos4225]

Balloon that shit and swallow it. Puke it up in the bathroom on the plane. When you're about to land, swallow it again. Then puke it back up in the bathroom at the airport. Jeez c'mon guys, it's not that hard.

[jobbieteeth]

WTF was he going to do with that amount of hash?

Not even enough for a mild J.

[Bristow42]

What a fucking moron bird nests are now done on buildings, all this is extortion racket by the Australian government. Worried about deseaseses affecting the farm industry tell that to the farmers who are left.

[irishgodfatherchris]

@Bristow42 this is a serious issue and its not something to make a dumbarse assumption on we have such tight quarantine laws for a reason and its not just agriculture that gets affected if an invasive plant or animal or the like its the entire country with the ecosystem and the economy and so forth.

[Bristow42]

@irishgodfatherchris Yes your right like the banana blight, fire ants, or like the plant disease that the Maylaisan orange grower brought in and killed all the orange grows trees in 200 km radias still yet to be fined. The food brought in be China through the back door of NewZealand. Or the apple blite from New Zealand. Or someone coming from a foot and mouth area not questioned. Or the government allowing imports of pointual threats into Australia in the name of free trade agreements.

[moh206cc]

Yeah the startling admission is so startling that i shat hashish!!!

[moh206cc]

Yeah doggy SNIFF THAT ASS haha!!!

[stpetersburg]

shit dope

[whiteapplemacbook]

$3,000 for bird shit? Wtf?

[godrewop]

@whiteapplemacbook probably in RMB which is like a 500 hundred tops

[MadeInChina1337]

@whiteapplemacbook  its really rare

[Microglia1]

@whiteapplemacbook not bird shit. Bird spit. Different things.

[RichieDee123]

@whiteapplemacbook Australia's trying to defend its wildlife from foreign diseases such as foot and mouth or much worse. Bird's nests could hold these types of diseases. Slapping the passenger with a hefty fine might prevent them from doing it again. It's procedure. Although why they don't just destroy it and slap them with a criminal conviction after 3 strikes is beyond me. Some people make genuine mistakes with declarations. I've seen it happen. But rules are put in place for a reason.

[krazytime35]

@whiteapplemacbook its bird saliva

[knockknockIKillYou]

All that for a dingleberry? Fuck Me!

[bas1994]

Firmly inserted between the buttcheeks, makes me think of other stuff

[18daniel]

Smuggling weed into Australia is like smuggling cocaine into Bolivia

[TheMummelgum]

@18daniel he will probably try to smuggle some to holland next :D

[rjh00]

@18daniel You mean stupid? since its easy to get?

[narkatika]

@rjh00 he means pointless

[MOZZWIGAN]

@18daniel what happens in bolivia?

[silentfades]

thanks for the post

[007Neutrin0]

So what if you take a gram of coke to Aussie land? since cocaine is really expensive over there, will they arrest you, and send you to jail? for such a small quantity?

[1ukjunglednbraver]

would have gotten away with it if he didnt own up...they have to have very very good reason to suspect you have drugs in you to go x raying you and puting the rubber gloves on...why bother smuggling weed to australia probly wont find hash there but im sure they have some good greens floating about

[lunafringe10]

so what if he was hiding some hash? who cares if he gets stone all day? Why is govt sticking their noses into biz that dont concern it?

[KidWithTheHair94]

WTF does he like shuving stuff upp his ass of something cuz that was not worth shit thats like one hit

[ringwormts115]

why da fuck wud u bother bringing 0.003g of hash on a plane anyway , why wud u risk it daft like

[wesclev83]

poor chinese kid.

[Mariansoy]

what he cook with a bird nest ? I dont understand

[farhanny]

this is so stupid to smuggle drugs to any country ... he is lucky he din't smuggle into saudi arabia or his head would be beheaded out in public... it amazes me how can anyone do such stupid things... staying poor is still better than taking such a risk of smuggling drugs

[limpeh666]

bird's nest is da bomb =9

[westaux999]

embarrassing...

[xPMATTYxP]

Some people really need to take caution about how strict australias borders are.

[fairkoala]

well, I dinna aussies likes to smell others ass holes.

[Flaytt744]

07:11 BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[costateguise]

Aussie dogs arent trained for this (as mentioned in the description). Customs dogs are trained for this. In countries all over the world.

[RonaldR2007]

I'm sure he had his intestines full of coke. These french muslims are twisted, they are famous for lying and cheating.

[Snipq81]

@RonaldR2007 how did you know that he is a muslims ??!!!

[thoostorm4]

@Snipq81 IF FRECH ARE FAMOUS FOR LYING AND CHEATNG WHY IS THE BROWN MUSLIM GUY GOIN TO JAIL

[Snipq81]

@thoostorm4 what ??!!!! 

[Scizor3D]

this is the original harry pothead

[rosey312]

If he didn't think hash was an issue, why of all places would he stick it up his ass? Who the hell first decided to go and cook up a nest that a bird slept in, shit in and threw up? just the though of it makes me sick. The only reason to eat it would be if it cures cancer. cool that the let him send the item home instead of in the trash like here in the states so that the customs folks wont have incentive to declare things illegal cause they want them for themselves..

[FilipH86]

hot woman at 1.58

[deathclock2690]

@FilipH86 yeah shes hot

[Kellicros]

highly dangerous? we have bird nest houses for farming bird nests, smartass.

[Pundan]

Seriously, that wasn't the biggest lump of hash I've seen...

[Karletto555]

i read that customs are testing bees to detect drugs. This guy is lucky thay dont use bees yet because holes are perfect environment for bees haha

[twistedwest1]

its just hash less harmfull than water

[agaichapter25]

u got be going some to beat the dogs.

[nolanb123456]

are you fucking serious? im not sure if that fucking crumb would even get me high...

[silver760]

So after getting the hash confession they probably missd the 3 kilos of uncut coke in his suitcase and the 6 kilos in condoms in his bowels.common ruse that one!

[pigeonshouse]

At least Aussie Border staff are somewhat reasonable. I had legitimate medicine that a US CBP officer made me throw away despite carrying the ACTUAL prescription from the hospital I received it from because the label on the bottle had worn off (where I had been carrying the tablets in my pocket).

[nww1986]

.003 of a gram? that's a crumb

what a waste of time

[OnlineIsland]

This student has some "organic"stuff in his bag.

Imagine he went to India and is trying to smuggle a kidney :D

[bsmack66]

How come these people talk like pirates?

[pouyamax]

When the French dude said that he didn't know about not bringing drugs to Australia then why did he hide it in his ass.

[OnlineIsland]

@pouyamax

To keep it warm :)

[beavertown2006]

That Chinese guy is cute.

Don't bully him.

[grindcorenl]

why smuggle ? you can get weed and hash in every country

[OnlineIsland]

@grindcorenl

Because it can be cheaper to bring it

[DingisMcGee]

"...in 'is butt-cheeks..."

Retarded Frenchie....Silly as a bum full of smarties.

Hash could probably be bought easily enough from WITHIN Australia.

[Gary2017]

I'd be far more embarrassed if all my mates saw this, rather than being searched.

[FXThug]

lol this guy a fag he just likes to stick thigns up his ass.

[rockynanach]

i cant believe they let the french bastard in, should of sent him home to paris

[TheAlienFan]

Who in their right mind would someone smoke a joint that has been up someones arse? If your going to smuggle marijuana you wouldn't do it with as small as the amount he had

[2012sDude]

FTW

[Tigerlen]

@LowLowSpinners idiot