Square Watermelon News Report

[heteromeles]

Minecraft much?

[everysnakesdream22]

In japan (since watermelons are like the american equivalent of a 100 bucks [because they are so rare in japan] in american money) these watermelons must cost you a fortune

[Fatmouse25]

Level: Asians! They inspired minecraft from square(cube) watermelons.

[daexmachinus]

the perfect christmas gift for black people :3

[Inszz]

@daexmachinus If you include some chicken, then yeah.

[morganblair095]

hey, I'm gonna get the top comment........Minecraft

I know what you're thinking, "that clever bastard" but It just came to me!

[BigBen9719]

@TECpeds94 I assure you that about 90% of the food you eat is genetically modified.

[Darkfire889]

Thumbs up if you knew about this before minecraft

[xAiiRPLANES]

And now they actually have this item in Minecraft. xD

[dylanwang288]

@TECpeds94 actually it is not bad at all it is regular watermelon, but grow on a square shape

[TECpeds94]

This is genetically modified its bad for you........

[uneekdesi]

@TECpeds94

No, its grown into a container.

[HaNsEL091]

lol just like in minecraft

[TroIIestia]

MEANWHILE AT MOJANG

[TheAppleMan100]

All i can think of is Minecraft and that one level from Super Mario Sunshine that had square watermelons.

[mohzakir73]

minecraft 1.8



[narapang6666]

niggers would love this!!

[TheChocoloco95]

@narapang6666 oh we already do baby ; )

[talkingtree4]

how did they do that!

[kingjoseph99]

minecraft update.....

[S2Bionoptricz]

Wow! They did great with the fiber glass molding growing

[zigxig]

are these solar views of minecraft planets?

[albertjester]

i shall build an epic base... out of water melons.

[TurTlePS26]

only japanese would think of cubed watermelon! what squares!

[TheHenMen]

They just grow them inside a hard metal box, and let them grow into that shape XD

[CeresSemillasBajio]

Soy Ing. Agronomo y me parece que estan bastante caras.

[donconco]

Hey, those are Minecraft melons!

[FlameAngelBG]

That should be put on Minecraft

[XxEonZxX]

Straight out of minecraft

[aznboy3213]

@XxEonZxX XD nice one

i was playing minecraft while watching LOL

[raiki15]

@XxEonZxX Son of a bitch; beat me to it.

[XxEonZxX]

@raiki15 Probrem?! ;D

[JasonDamisch]

I think that a square pig would be better.

[Killablazedude]

dont you just like put it in a box while it's growing so its box shaped? instead of doing all that scientfic stuff?

[Sk8RJOSH94]

next thing ya know they'll be making round bananas and triangular apples -.-

[DannySmith300]

Wow, japanese people sure love Minecraft!

[Sho12345]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[preyatorpreditor]

super mario sunshine did not lie about that!

[AForkSpoon]

tune in next time when we make a dodecagon watermelon.

[MidnightRedemption]

IMMA MAKE STAR WATERMELON!!!!

[nbi11]

OGTs anyone?

[Kenoburned]

damn i thought square watermelons were only found in super mario sunshine or in the simpsons.

[FruitPatrol]

@Kenoburned Lol i thought too , buy ground pounding them it disapear, havnt played that game for years , great game though

[22IceEye]

O.O epic square

[XtRedChaos]

Is a square watermellon easier to put your dick into? Cuz I'd prefer sticking my dick into a round one.

[urukzpower]

@XtRedChaos totally, squares are better to do, and you can can do it on every side, leaving you six sides to make love to

[guitaHer099]

@urukzpower Im afraid i must disagree with both of you. to those well versed in such matters the watermelon is mere childs play. I put it to you sir, that you have not lived until you've had your penis inside a grapefruit. the citrusy tang increases pleasure ten-fold and the round shape makes it easy to hold on to.

[MrRealrancher]

@guitaHer099 Y'all are just fucked up lol

[guitaHer099]

@MrRealrancher nothing fucked up about that bro

[MrRealrancher]

@guitaHer099 I was just saying that because mangos are better lol

[guitaHer099]

@MrRealrancher pfft! mangos? amateur.

[MrRealrancher]

@guitaHer099 Better than seeds up your dick.

[guitaHer099]

@MrRealrancher the seeds increase your pleasure.

[MrRealrancher]

@guitaHer099 lol

[WhoCaresJay]

are square watermelon genetically modified?

[Maymona13]

For some reason, this reminds me of Yoshi's cookie.

[Myballsbiggerthenu]

I know humans who are shaped like fruit, does that count?

[SaiKamiKannon]

wtf...the end is nye..

[cannonfodder4000]

super mario sunshine anyone ?

[Javeton]

@cannonfodder4000 lmao

[grazzer88]

Sure makes stacking them on the shop shelf easier.

[intellaricovision]

I want a square watermelon...

[flowerpetalfairy]

Oooh... It looks so.... awkward, but cool!

[Kibbleis]

ONE MILLION. BIBILLION. ZAZILLION. shabadidido...lillilillilu.... YEN.

So I can buy all the Square watermelons EVER.

[karcus0]

cant u just grow regular watermelons in a cube mold? thatll make square melons

[weerd2normal]

@karcus0 yeah, its a sumple idea

[MysteriousMayonaise]

Maybe, one day, all watermelons can be square.

[RoCkNRoLLeR2365]

MLIA sent me here

[hapibth0pel3ss]

So thats were mario gets his square waltermelons..

[sigfredo1234]

stupid

[vihannes3]

Oh man, those remind me of the watermelon blocks in Super Mario Sunshine!

[gooman989898]

they can do the same with eggs nowa days

[MrChachi13]

Fake and Gay!!!

[Surirygirl]

@MrChachi13 send it to ray!!!! ...lol

[jobrozrock]

i learned about these in school, i couldn't help but search for it!

[clubmimo123]

omg thats so cool.Never new that.

[ChrisK1dd]

LMAO! then thousand yen is ten dollars american currency

depending on the yen rate

where are you from?!!!

did you know a japanese chemist found out how to crystallize meth?

like wtf!

someone should have shot that guy

[assassinsu]

@ChrisK1dd actually its about 100 dollars.

[onlyfornintendo]

I'm from Argentina in my country on summer it's very cheap you can find one super big watermelor for 20 cents.

[xXxMUSLiiMAhxXx]

sugoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

[theweirdthings]

what if you make a wooden box drill a hole just big enough so the tiny watermelon flower can fit through and then let it grow wont it grow into a square or any other shape that way? (maybe use plexi glass cause its clear)

[TECRH]

This was in super Mario sunshine

[pinkpurplelover]

lol sooo kool but wierd~ but still awsome

[Tigz09]

i want one!!

[alphaomega69woo]

i dont eat watermelon, im a vagitarian

[alphaomega69woo]

i said VAGITARIAN not vegitarian. as in i eat pussy

[sxp290]

@x0raclex by eating fruits your not killing a thing. If you ate the thing that made the fruit then yah you are.

[x0raclex]

@sxp290 You'd think that, but you'd be wrong.

[cherilyndria]

@x0raclex how is that wrong? plants produce fruit for the purpose of having animals EAT IT, and shit out the seeds somewhere down the road, where the seeds feed of the manure and produce new plants, the sin is more the fact that we don't eat the seeds and then crap in the back yard :)

[01111010z]

You're a moron if you can't understand the moral issue between eating a carrot from a garden in your back yard and eating a cow that is a mammal, like a human, that is born, raised, and killed just so some fatasses can eat burgers without getting out of their SUVs.

[x0raclex]

Gonna have to say :

No u.

[GmanZombie]

But plants don't have feelings too? D; who says that plant cant have a wife and three kids.

[N37BU6]

@01111010z

Yeah, mammals never kill each other in the wild... it's all sunshine and lollipops. Shouldn't you be out smashing ant nests freeing all those poor aphids they are farming? It's the largest slave trade in the history of the planet! Get your cape on!

[Snoberrie]

@N37BU6 well said haha too funny! :)

[kunnimunan]

@01111010z thank you for taking you preaching to a place where nobody cares

[cherilyndria]

@01111010z cows are given shelter, fed a regular meal, vaccinated so they are healthy, and protected from other animals, they dont have to do anything but eat and live til they are butchered, I'd say that is a better deal than the young soldiers that are sent out to slaughter, don't you think?

[Javeton]

@cherilyndria I raised a square cow

[kennethoes]

awesome! i want one of thoes! :p

[watermelonman515]

blastmefy THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

[kyogre3546]

no, this is patrick

[joshd616]

Madness? .....THIS is SPARTA! *kicks*

[xenogenetik]

Madness? THIS. IS. JAPAN!!!!

[al3xjandr0]

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[GMenFan1027]

MysteryGoogle!

[fog0death]

You just grow them in square boxes...

[ownage65]

:D. I know what I want for Christmas!

[SaberTanker22]

lol all i got to say is What WHATTTT LOL that awesome i want one.

[SupaAznSaiyan]

lol carve a face for halloween

[Darkfire889]

wow azns

[petujaymz]

I want a square watermelon and a siberian husky.

[Zemiko]

Lol, what a weird combination

[Sephiroth21682]

how about just a square siberian husky, lol

[baddogmiles]

@petujaymz holy shit me too!

[wowthatscool1324]

@petujaymz i want a square husky and a siberian watermelon .

[MUSICHUSTLA]

@wowthatscool1324 i want a siberian square and a husky watermelon.

[0o0rainbows0o0]

lol

[UhOhParkingViolation]

Problem is that these are 10,000 yen

(around $83 here)

But they shure do taste good, and fun to cut!

[zeon1]

@UhOhParkingViolation what the!

[asianRSXdriver91]

dang that much? i thought that american money was much more over there in japan?

[industryfails]

nah its like nothing. though if you live there you will find that things are fairly cheap :p

[pootellytubby]

rlly? i found everything to be more expensive than usual

[ohemgeitsmarissaxx]

@UhOhParkingViolation - wow id feel rich going to japan then o.o

[recon345]

@UhOhParkingViolation why $83 isn't it the same watermelon?

[zeimos1]

@recon345 Lmao I wondered the same thing too. Their charging that much for a square shaped watermelon.

[asta315]

@UhOhParkingViolation its strange how ecpencive fruit is there. :P they have 100 dollar grapefruits, 60 dollar bannanas, its crazy.

[tokyostrat]

奇妙

[sveetpunkrose]

i'm in Japanese 3 at K-State right now...i only understood 'i think they were just using,' 'together' some cities, 'never,' 'hungry' and as for the rest...whaaaat. lol

[xShad0wGhostx]

Why, did the chicken cross the road? To get to the square watermelons on the other side. Seriously, wtf is the point? lol

[puremana22]

much much easier to cut it now

[UhOhParkingViolation]

ya but there like 10,000 yen

thats $83!

[madcat0149]

storage savings, we need square chikens to fit in their boxes

[VataniGia]

i dont get it!!!

[crazypepe13]

evda menacs kmnodfvfjv olpanadema!!!!!

[bmwsux4]

That what I was wondering; perhaps the ends of the box are open so the sunlight will get through. Afterall who wants a yellow skin watermelon.

[HIGIRLHSH]

badly !

[Biotoasts]

they're a 100 bucks

100 bucks for a fruit

[brian4325g]

dose the growing box have to be clear plastic(for sunlight)? or would a wood box do. Anyone know?

[NamesROverated]

clear, or better yet clear and green

[Srd1126]

I think it would have to be clear for photosynthesis to tale place.

[BluntedBeyondBelief]

awesome. i need to eat one of these before i die

[stardust2stardust]

yeah XD

[argetfalcon]

You know what would be awesome if the were able to make watermelon that you could eat like a banana.

Banana shaped watermelon would be awesome am i right people

[buapakz]

I think they cost around $100-ish each... or more? but the true value is on the sweetness of the fruit... it's sweeter than the usual watermelon... tho a square one would be easier to cut lol...

[SonidaMarks]

they grow them in crates thats why they are square.

[KillaKitty09]

Lol so when you slice them you get what? ''L'' shaped slices?

Strange but cool, I want one!

xD

[tamaskrisztian]

they were grow in a square box that is the reason why they are looks like it crime agains christian .... is tuned tomatoes and other what can be found is the us .... or the potato what is tast like peach .... nice job hahhaha i`ll try it once

[Shoot1ngStar]

Wtf, sq watermelons is a crime to christians? FUCK OFF FOR GOD SAKES!!!! xD

[PublicRemedy12]

what the hell?

[SquareDates]

wasn't it there a gmf picture that showed square water melons?

[itzTORI]

How odd.

[MiSha400]

They look pretty cool.

[yugix5]

OMG SO CUTE I WANT 1 X3

[mattkingusa]

Square watermelons aren't natural! Ban square watermelons!

[davidls11]

At the risk of getting some thumbs downs...where are the christians shouting, "Square watermelons aren't natural! Ban square watermelons!"

[GoMunkNation]

"GOD HATES SQUARE WATERMELONS"

[davidls11]

and jesus hates M&M's...because they keep falling through his hands.

[GoMunkNation]

And apparently, he hates homosexuals.

Nope, silly Christians. There is only 1 verse out of some 35,000 that deals with homosexuality, and claims it's detestable, not that God hates gays.

That's why I converted to Atheism, because Christians would rather make shit up so they can hate people rather than learn to love, love to live, and love to learn, precariously making you love to live.

[davidls11]

You're preaching to the choir.

[SilentAssassin]

GoMunkNation that is very true though.

What is important is to "learn to love, love to live, and love to learn, precariously making you love to live. "

plain and simple but yet true. nicely put.

btw for you people out there, i'm not affliated with any religion lol and i'm not athiest, just not affiliated to any lol

[Srd1126]

Sounds more like you are the one full of hate.

[radlations]

If you're growing square watermelons, you're basically growing them for SATAN.

[davidls11]

What can I say?  I've always been a sucker for a man with a fine set of horns.

[Spetznaz666]

Well then hail Satan \m/

[eeriebadfish]

watermelon,watermelon,cadilac car we're not as dumb as you think we is..........

[wowolay]

made in.....

[bloodstonedkitty]

Japan

[apeape231]

lol!! cool!

[beerjames]

damn chinks KIDDING

[Apex144]

HAHAHAH its funny to watch chinese and japanese ppl fight

[yentongs]

japanese are really smart!

[jmunkei]

now i gotta get me some of that

[xFlame990]

OMG SQUARE WATERMELONS XD hahahahahaaa love it. nyways.. i think japan is nice. and so is china. and so is the rest of the world. so dont fight about it! everyone is equal, and besides japan invented lots of stuff too!

so dont fight about it.

[UmofoN]

Jesus look at that slanted eye of her. Can she even sees?

[otherdude15]

u guys......SHUT THE FUC UP CAUSE ONLY DUMBASSES LIKE U GUYS CARE!!!! so my advice to u is stop worrying and go look at other stuff. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....­.........................

[Sammonoske]

Nothing special about them but being square.. and they cost 3 to 4 times as much when I could make one in the back yard..

[bigbuggie5]

They fit  better in the fridge that way.

[Andybucker]

True

[debunker1905]

Japanese... well what could I say about them?

... they can't wait the fish to cook, so I guess that makes my point..

[summrgrl4eva]

what your point makes is the fact that japan is more creative than any other country, avcourse thats my opinion. i dont live in japan but i think thats a fact.

[debunker1905]

How could you say that Japan is more creative? In what way? Where is the statistics? Can you show any? How about proves?

[summrgrl4eva]

FYI they created the holographic computer that folds up into a pen, and if you dont believe me i can send you the photos from my email adress. Toodles!!