Surviving 2012: Preparation

[unbornproghost]

0:07 IS THE FUNNNY OF THIS VIDEO

[techadam06]

I really hope this kid is kidding, because he's going to be entering one hell of a reality of 2012. he'll never make it.

[Halftrac]

All I got to say is... Y2K, Y2K, Y2K. You MORONS!

[thisismymarioworld]

@Halftrac You obviously have no clue what you are saying.Y2K was based off of some bullshit with people freaking out about the computers crashing.2012 goes much deeper than Y2K. If you just look around in the world you can see we are heading in the direction of a place where a mass population will not be able to survive. I am not saying 2012 is the end of the world im just saying itll be the end of those who are self reliant on their food water and other basic needs.tomuchforaYTcomment

[MegaSuperLukas5000]

his blanket looks like mine!

[movieboxout]

He should be making videos until 2012 comes... i like his humor

[Preluding99]

Oh this video was awesome! Who knew Nat Geo had a sense of humor! Love this guy he's a great comedian.

[Sunnydaze528]

where are you going to go?

[NickBryant95]

he quit his job

[smilano87]

i may have the weirdest ufo footage ever

[thesnicholsfam]

OMG, I think I'm in love!!! Who and where are you??

I've got your sleep number !! LOL

[ludivinent1]

Hello, I'm french journalist and t o a TV report, I seek a person preparing for potential catastrophe of 2012. Can you help me in my research?!

 Feel free to contact me:) Ludivine

[Ihold8stars]

@ludivinent1 this channel is a major US Tv Channel lol

[LoadupHunter08]

the only way to have peace on earth is to end it on 2012

[cbkidder]

by 1:19 you would find me tearing your clothes off.

[themabdaguy]

@ssbbrocks1 but u wont be there to give the mony to me

[EmilyyKaathryn]

Stop Posting Drivil. Troll

[GTAkaffee]

What is this a fucking series? The guy is making fun of the people who believe in 2012. lol cheers to whoever that guy is.

[SuperMinecrafthelp]

lol. gone. gone. not gone but ALOT bigger. most likely gone before 2012. mostly gone but my house will be ok. lol =]. btw if there was really a planet X or nibaru and it is as close as they say it is. you would be able to see it... most ppl just dont have common sense. there will be nothing happening on 12/12/2012 BUT on 12/13/2012 everybody will be confused cause they are all still alive =].

[EpicObama]

i dont believe in 2012, i just wann see other people's reactions when nothing will happen lol

[DANIELxx777]

The whole world is stupid. The world is not gonna end on 2012. It will be exactly like 2000. I bet you $10000000000000000000000000 it will just be postponed AGAIN

[footballmike56]

bullshit

[marcusthecool]

did you came up with the whole "forever alone" thing? lol

[BratvaBro95]

omg man i dont care about tv or shit i just wana survive and live life i know it's sucks to lost your friends and tv shows or wtv you think but damn i only got in my mind to survive with my family or friends...idk man just sayin

[FunnyTechDeck]

Why the hell do you guys want the world to end!? It's people like you who don't want to move forward and think! This is why China is ahead of the US. It is because we make stupid decisions and we pay the price. I think you should get off your ass and start thinking because if it happens or not, we will die trying or we will succeed with victory and change scientific faith.

[ShockForce3854]

Only NATURE will determine when the world ends.

[Danu6403]

Dude! You are kind of cute and seeing that I'm voting for you for KotU maybe we can get together. *winky*

Hey, maybe now that we are almost halfway through 2011 you should make more video, I mean I've got my bed encased in ceramic, I've stocked up on rice, water, beef jerky and dehydrated foods and meals that backpackers use.

Let's get together and share preparation ideas...among other things. *winky*

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

we have lots of water on stock. lol. we call it our Hurricaine/2012 stock. Mainly a joke around our house but it's still fun.

[cj12379]

THE END IS A NUCLEAR WAR it think that's just me

[TheRegalKing1]

@cj12379 Hopefully it'll be a nuclear war cuz then you cud just dig a tunnel and bring aton of food instead of running like hell to a submarine or ark or sumthing. JUST LIEK FALLOUT 3!

[indocronx]

Only way u will survive the pole shft is by a miracle high up in the cascade mountains in lower texas maybe? Even then chances are slim. U must survive the 3 elements. Fire, from the sky .

(solar flare) better hope ur in a deep cave. Then earth, quake, better hope u'r cave doesn't colapse, last is the water, a super massive tsnumi wave that will sweep across the land. Even if u do survive. i it will be like the movie "The Road" u will wish u had not. Good luck, the whole world will need it.

[usafa97]

if that happens itnwould probably be an ice age

[rudylpez123]

Damn! Dude U Are Ready!

[gameplayfreak1]

2012 is fake fake fake get with me

[rorypebs]

our sun chooses when it will end not god cos theres no such thing,silly people.Ive just had bible bashers at my front door and i told em the same thing-soon got rid of em. ;-)

[master117gta]

tuna?

[awebreeze]

you mean make the bath tub your bed LOL this video was refreshingly silly, keep saving rice, beans, water and good luck.

[findthecomputerroom6]

im sorry btu this huy is insane and natgeo you really let youreself go

[korilmith]

your mother was a whore fuck man

[ZACHORY008]

The world will not end you FUCKING people your a real fucking bitch your fucking wrong.................... theres no evidence or shit like that

[wogboy1705]

i did think there would be fuck heads when we are gone!!!!

[mataripis1]

i believe 7 years tribulation will be the test for all human race.it is written there will be many plagues, 2012 is just one portion, many more calamities will happen.every continent and country will have specific kind of calamities!

[UncleSplendid]

There is only one person who will survive 2012 with out equipment or supplies. Bear Grylls. hell... he is basically living it. lol

[MrMantura]

I can't wait to see this idiot after 2012...He will be crying whilst eating his rice...

[tamilprince2008]

in here in youtube, and type "2012 matrix singularity" watch all the clips... u will see a change in consciousness. u have to. this helped me a lot. eternal truth

[simonfritjof]

I live in sweden, will i die?

[vincastrillo]

@simonfritjof we all going to die honey w/ or w/o 2012. What matters the most, where you going after your life.

[simonfritjof]

@vincastrillo man :/ I dont want to die yet, i want to be older and all that stuff :/!!!

[vincastrillo]

@simonfritjof Time will tell. If you gotta go? You gotta go! It's all God's Call. Some people die because its time for 'em to go. Some people die (because of accident/murders) they are out there in another dimension & no one knows what world (s) its on the other side(s).... I love swedish bytheway.... I am a Filipino living in FLORIDA, U.S.A.

[brennanjohnify]

Nasa said theirs no proof

[beebsnjoe]

i kinda belive that it will happen but then i kind of dont

[WhatsInTracisMouth]

Marry me?



[WhatsInTracisMouth]

Marry me?

[xxautubaccxx]

one word:dumbass

[eragonrex1]

@joeymama2 Calm down. It was just some bored guy at the internet wanting attention.

[qwerty117]

I'm tired of all the people saying "GOD WILL CHOOSE WHEN THE WORLD ENDS". Nature determines that.

[honda3651]

@qwerty117 god determines nature

[qwerty117]

@honda3651 As an agnostic I highly doubt that.

[joelene1313]

@qwerty117 You are so right :)

[ParadiseProductions3]

@qwerty117 if your tired of it then go fall off a cliff

[findthecomputerroom6]

@qwerty117 theres somehing called faith, and as i say its better to believe in God and find out there isn't than not believe in God and find out there is and then when the apocalypse comes you could be left behind

[qwerty117]

@findthecomputerroom6 But there is something called truth, which I intend, to the best of my ability to find. If that means that there is most likely a god, so be it. But if not, then that's something I will also face.

[findthecomputerroom6]

@qwerty117 im not hatin

[findthecomputerroom6]

@qwerty117 im just saying, also you have to admit this guy is slightly insane, also i cant believe they even put this on national geographic

[nintendorocks100]

@qwerty117 nothing is true man

[dragonsammy1]

@qwerty117 YES i agree anyway im Athiest,so God will never EVER choose my "path"

[graffiticandy]

@qwerty117 you have your views and we have ours if i think that birds determine when the world ends that ok because i think it not you

[somonelse1]

@qwerty117 actuallay you say that nature will determines when itself ends ... non sense .. nature hasn't consciousness ... all the intellignence on earth can't come from an inconscious source ... there's absolutly a god, who created human race, nature and all the space that is mueasured by billions of billions of solar years, it can't be just from ''nature'' ...

[destroyer403]

@qwerty117 do u read the bible retard clearly it says it god will not determine the father will

[qwerty117]

@destroyer403 Who said the bible was true?

[TheMrDclaws]

@destroyer403 the bible is a lie -.-

[mosainagant]

@qwerty117 Finally a good answer, I'm really sick of those people. :P

[Qnorway1345Q]

@qwerty117 stfu pl0x

[missflutters]

@qwerty117 GOD determines nature ..psalms 83:18 that people may know that jehovah rules over all of heaven and earth...

[StellarRecreations]

@missflutters God is Dog spelled backwards. Just as lived is devil, evil is live and so on so forth. Proceed with your rant.

[thelaughcrewify]

@KiNGZeDDi3x

if lord jesus christ wants us to die that day then i will die a happy person not try to survive it

[xxtiger14xx]

What the heel is 2012!!!?

[Jpal213]

you can hide while i get drunk off my ass on new years eve and wake up january1st 2013 hungover calling in sick for work just like i did in the year 2000.

[seahorsecowboys]

well if ya think like this guy your going to end up in a fema coffin ....the future belongs to the prepared.....better 2 have it and not need it ...then 2 need it and not have it....this dude will come around when shit hits the fan and it will be 2 late ..keep makin jokes ,..when your belly hits your back bone is when you will see the light ....this how the herd gets thinned.....and the crazy train rolls on ....peace

[MegaZombieshooter]

@holdonfortheride preachin' to the choir

[holdonfortheride]

I WANT THE WORLD TO END IN 2012 because LIFE IS A BITCH ANYWAY, paying bills and all this other crap and man destroying the planet in the process, I will be very happy when 2012 comes, I hate my life anyway it sucks, I want to ride a big wave while it crushes me to death, AWESOME WAY TO GO, and I AM NOT JOKING!!!

[Argentinaworldcup200]

@holdonfortheride Can i surf with you?

[kris31uk]

@holdonfortheride WHY WAIT TILL THEN?

[carsieplg]

@holdonfortheride well they way way i want to go on 2012 is slapping my balls of your moms chin what a way to go out

[asdfghjkl125478963]

@holdonfortheride You Know the life is very important.Why God Created you because to live in peace,to live with your family and if 2012 true that is my Saddest day of my life!! :'(

[youdevil6]

@holdonfortheride Your an unhappy slave, just like the majority of people nowadays. Iv'e never worked and never will but Im happy.

[screwriod]

@holdonfortheride ur fuckin stupid the world isnt gonna end

[CreepyLizard]

@holdonfortheride "paying bills and all this other crap and man destroying the planet in the process," that's just america and most western countries. I don't suffer from this in the Arabian Gulf

[mc3p0]

@holdonfortheride since you are only 12 doesn't such early expiration seem the unkindest cut of all? Oh, and I despise the corrupt infrastructure too.

[mc3p0]

@holdonfortheride since you are only 12 doesn't such early expiration seem the unkindest cut of all? Oh, and I despise the corrupt infrastructure too.

I too shall put in my two year notice.

[mc3p0]

@holdonfortheride since you are only 12 doesn't such early expiration seem the unkindest cut of all? Oh, and I despise the corrupt infrastructure too.

I too shall put in my two year notice. Oh, and one of the most important lessons of Waterworld is that Kevin Costner will drink his own urine.

[TexasMadeChicano]

@holdonfortheride kill yourself

[mhytibzyel]

yes 2012 is fake bec. why God destroy it

[tigerpantss]

AWSSSSSOMEEEEEEEE

[Weedpoopful]

It won't be as bad as you think! Something might happen on 2012, but it's not like we'll go extinct you moron!

[thelaughcrewify]

you look like a fucking moron your an adult who should be telling kids dont worry its not gonna happen and your preparing for it which is scaring kids u should have dumbass tattood across your forehead!!

[CrapMoShTank]

@thelaughcrewify hey you shut the fuck up. Fuckin idiot. It was funny and he knows nothing is going to happen. Scaring little kids? What kid is watching this? This guy is pretty much mocking the fact that everyone is brain washed into thinking that 2012 is the end. And yet here you are durrrr doy doy doy. NO SHIT! you should get fuck face tat on your face.

[thelaughcrewify]

@CrapMoShTank alot of kids watch this becuz people brainwash kids to belive in this so they watch shitlike this then they get scared so u shut the hell up

[stellieo0o]

get a job

[laksamanaify]

talking nonsence......

[butters1984]

well, he was right about the superbowl

[funzzoh]

@horkot but u watched the vid... o_O btw he's joking because at the end he says make the bed the toilet... lmao

[BFotogP]

This guy clearly has no girlfriend.

[tipenux]

my can food goes bad at 12.12.12

Quincidence?

[RickTheStickman2]

2012 is a fucking myth because I have a hair conditioner that expires in 2013.

FAKE FAKE FAKE LIES LIES MYTH

[shunjilol]

@RickTheStickman2

... that didn't really make sense... but yes, i agree. 2012 is a lie. I mean, Y2K didn't happen. Why should we believe that the world ends 12.21.12. And if it is, why 2012? Why not year 103090 or something. But still, there is no 2012. Stop stockpiling on food and stuff for the "big day".

[mustbetheganj]

what about denver? the mile high city... it wont be under water if the east isnt?? if its true. haha..myyy hometown

[Shakik1]

its just like my computer i have old pc and cant read a lot advanced programs so mayan calander just is out of date and people have to update it

[jonbobbie]

you know what really sucks the bath tb im good with the rice i never liked rice i mean i really don't like rice what the hell it wont be for long .

[CDanielzSpecialist]

oh yeah, he'll tell you how to survive. When the thing really and truly goes down, ain't nobody gonna survive and that should comfort everybody.

[TheZ0om]

huh?!.Dude are you kidding me these mayans wanted to be famous so they put and end to their calendar to terrify ppl in the future



[GTChampiro]

Thanks for helping buddy, but Chuck Norris already told me how to survive 2012

[hashamarif]

hey, for more information on 2012

visit

storyof 2012.tk

[MzClementine]

haahahahhha thanks for the giggles:)

[Lighthouse418]

xD this is too much seeing the people watching this video say

" wow i didnt know abotu 2012 until u! I WILL START BUILDING NOW THX!!!! "

lol wat R tards

[SlumBornChampion]

@MaFyO1

Yes your tootaly right its fake......... whats fake? and what exact part? how the world is goin through changes? how our goverments are at war with each other but distracting everyone from it? or how these normal disasters are ripping apart the world.(japan,haiti,chille,aust­ralia)

So lets hear the facts on how 2012 is fake?

OH and BTW japan had 101 earthqyakes in less then two days. Seems like a normal thing to me.

[SlumBornChampion]

@MaFyO1

Yes your tootaly right its fake......... whats fake? and what exact part? how the world is goin through changes? how our goverments are at war with each other but distracting everyone from it? or how these normal disasters are ripping apart the world.(japan,haiti,chille,aust­ralia)

So lets hear the facts on how 2012 is fake?

OH and BTW japan had 101 earthquakes in less then two days. Seems like a normal thing to me.

[deathbykarma1]

@MaFyO1 I hope its fake, but whats funny is all the ppeps that say its fake and does turn out to be real, you really think our government will tell us? LOL we will be fucked either way.

[moonfruit2]

@MaFyO1 finally, somebody with a brain! :D

[7777777fresh]

i wanna get into that place where they are building COLLIDER ,100 miters undertheground the smurtest people of the world is already there , they live there sleep there fuck and thinking about how to save the rest of our doomed civilizacion. your preparation is worth shit the only way to servive is to go deep under the ground in some kind of bunker like the one they are building right now in Europe, otherwise God help Us ! in 2011 may we will see an objekt size of the moon , the PANIK will st

[yevi93]

cagata assurda!!!

per colpa degli idioti come questo la gente pensa che il 2012 sia una buffonata!!!

[kazywaz]

That was very funny. Thanks.

[bienenpabst]

survive? for what? for a life like in the movie"the road" ? no,thank you!

[mamatude33]

is this supposed to be a parody on the National Geographic Youtube channel? I don't get it. Its not especially funny.

[ahamatmabrahman]

tHE LONGER YOU KEEP RICE THE BETTER IT GETS. cOPY THE iDIAN VEGETARIAN DIET TO KNOW WHAT TO STASH RICE, LENTILS, BEANS, BROWN FLOUR GHEE SUGER/HONEY AND DONT FORGET SPICES SO IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD WE CAN LEARN A LOT FROM THE POOREST PEOPLE IN THE WORD

[MrGirlskater1234]

2012 is not going to happen but if it does... because i believe in god but anyway if it does it will be a rapture and all of the non believers will go to hell and the believers will ascend to heaven: like so everyone can see

[TWARRIOR11]

YOU IDIOTS REALLY THINK THE WORLDS GONNA END HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU'R WRONG! THE MAYANS NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER SAID IN THE MAYAN CALENDAR THAT THE WORLD IS GONNA END ON DEC 21 2012, THE MAYAN CALENDAR ENDS!!!!! ON THAT DATE!!! ITS JUST U IDIOTS WHO BELIEVED PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET, SO WHILE YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON HEALTH SUPPLIES WHILE I LIVE MY LIFE. OH YA AND ALSO. WHOS GONNA PARTY WITH ME ON DECEMBER 22ND 2012!!!

[karategirl1232]

@TWARRIOR11 i agree the world is gonna end DECADES LATER!! NOT IN 2012!!! BUT ALWAYS BE PREPARED!! U NEVER KNOW WHEN ITS GONNA END. SOOOO ITS NOT GONNA END IN 2012!!!!!!!!

[MrGirlskater1234]

@TWARRIOR11 me i will

[vladika07]

His rent was up and the landlord kicked him out.

[cjandgunner35]

@vladika07 HAHA

[ThePeachCockTaiL]

WELL EVERYBODY LISTEN THE MAYAS STOPED THE CALENDAR

BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF FUCKING CRAY

[phylofirst]

♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥2012 = TRANSFORMATION ♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)¸.•'´¯)♥

♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥ HOW TO SURVIVE = THE ASCENSION ♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♥

[24hourmusicisthebest]

The music made me more confident about me dieing :3

[leebeer]

someone kill this annoying idiot now, lets not wait for 2012

[dtc526]

well.....it's 2011 so... nothing yet. hmm.

[Preluding99]

This was freaking awesome! Love the wit and comedy. Brilliant. Gone, gone, most of this gone, but my house will be fine. Total THUMBS UP!

[bernhard12345]

He's dead.

[heykidsitserin]

This is a joke right......

[frogggyblack]

such wisdom



[hillseeker09]

I love you man this is hilarious and true but still ur outlook on it makes it very uplifting to me. However how are you goin to watch movies.....heres my idea generator or stationary bike that produces electricity

[TheRonHolt]

This is funny. Similar to another site I liked today about last mans on earth. As a survival expert I'm surprised by how much better the survival advice is in these types of clips than in real clips from the "experts"

[GAGENOW]

gone gone gone still here just alot bigger probably gone before 2012 mostly gone but my house (says in really squeaky voice)

[AlexandarProdaction]

actuly your house is going to get floted first if 2012 exist..you are on the cost idiot 

[phylofirst]

Hey bro that Pleasure to share.SPIRITUALITY is the key. Look for the ASCENSION in 2012 That galactic alignement as the effect to rearange the DNA of all life form on the planet. We have the oportunity to Evolve. There a reason why we have a global warming. As we cross the equator of the Milkyway the energy is changing and rising. There a LOAD of famous teachers from all over the world here on Youtube. We got to ask the right persone the right question.Look for the Ascension you cant go wrong! 

[Poodleinacan]

Go in a anti-nuclear vault!

[rockfan510]

@Poodleinacan lol fallout

[RockabillyStallion14]

Nothing to lose or prepare for..cause there is nothing left here once it has happen.

[TheMrmaster21]

how im goin 2 survive 2012: eat cereal and have a normal day.

[southpawpewpew]

I want to believe. Why? Because we might get a chance to build up smg better afterwards, smg lot better than this right now.

[goldentony111]

italianruler1 is a paedohile, this is why he wants teenage sex legal, he has trolled on Britney Spears videos and approached 13 year old girls on here asking for sex. He has also made sexist, racist and homophobic comments on here. Check out the vid "manlaw4evr/italianruler1" for more details. Manlaw4evr is his old channel before he got banned and he suggested raping my underage daughters....this is how disgusting he is. Lock your daughters up!

[italianruler1]

I am a non believer..just in case we're all gonna die i say lets party!! Make sex with teenage girls legal for all..Make em all walk around naked and we can have at them...Kool...Kill everyone we hate..Start with OBAMA! Throw Trump in there and Rosie Odonnel just for sport..Torture all gang bangers and LIBERALS!! Burn up MSNBC and strangle all gay--Married farm boys..Drag them with ur cars!! lets PARTY!!!

[bbulldog33]

didnt the mayans also say the world was flat?

[Motordirt1]

@bbulldog33

romans

[evilworld11]

know if that date past and nothing happen then he will look as a fool in hi next job

[gloupek9]

Pfff....useless...why making fancy a subject that should be considered with caution...what is the point...Telling people & families to not care at all in order just FOR YOU to look smarter than the average human being??? Sorry NationalGeographic you don`t look funny??? but rather pathetic...Anyway you definitely don`t have the profile to survive any kind of disaster since YOU are already a disaster...c`mon boy...don`t cry

[eclipsegsx268]

Are you living up in a condo? I think you'll have the least chance of surviving when it comes crashing down.

[rollerghost615]

Sheesh, all this stuff irritates me, boblafro is right. You can't predict nor be prepared for everything that is going to happen in the future. So many things out there could end the world TODAY. There is always risk, that's called life. We are civilized animals, there is danger, it is how Earth works. I wish everyone would just quit worrying about it and live for once.

[Comm3ntking]

kinda like condoms right?

[Timvisgood]

You guys are Idiots Didn't you look on the news 2012 the mayan calender is way over our own calender its not going to happen until 500 years!!! It was all over the News Last Week!

[MyPoison77]

why this guy talk about it like he will survive it??!!! for how you talk you will die in no time!!