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  • If you look closely @ 0:57 you see 3 or 4 non fired rounds coming out of the gun. lol 

  • lmao @ spendin that goo-goo money

  • the GE minigun shoots up to 6000rpm

  • If you fired blank shots at me with that i would shit my pants.

  • The M134 is made by the same people who make my washer and drier machine, and my coffee maker. :)

  • Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity...he got it back.

  • it is said Chuck Norris killed 3 people with a grenade......then it went off

  • Chuck norris once pissed in a semi-truck for fun.

    That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime...

  • That little girl was to cute

  • @LOUDERzASSASIN *boy

  • Chuck noris does not hunt... because hunt could mean failear... Chuck noris kills

  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.... and beyond... twice

  • I am heavy weapons guy. And this, is my weapon.

  • @TheCIScommander I love Team Fortress humor xD

  • chuck norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. its decendants are known as the giraffe

  • when chuck norris was born the only person who criend was the doctor. never slap chuck norris

  • You need to pick up the 5000 FPS camera

  • Chuck Norris ran the Cooper test in two minutes. Go and do better ^^

  • chuck norris won american idol using sign language

  • chuck norris doesent go to school, school goes to chuck norris

  • @ratedrr at how many frames per second can you record your videos? 2-3000 ? more? less? so awesome

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  • Now I see why chuck norris is so popular, he got a beard

  • Chuck Norris hasn't got any doors on his house because he walks through walls

  • chuck norris dosen't read a book he staires at it till he gets his information

  • chuck norris makes a mini gun shoot OVER  900! ....HA i lied chuck norris makes that minigun shoot more than you can count ......then the mini gun took a arrow to the knee

  • loved the ending

  • Why doesn't chuck Norris wear a condom? Because there's no protection from chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

  • In America Chuck Norris is Badass, in Soviet Russia Badass is Chuck Norris -- Shit! wrong kind of joke,,,

  • When Chuck Norris swings a sword, the air bleeds.

  • spinding that googoo money

  • Jesus walks on water you say?

    chuck norris swims on land.

  • that ad was electrifying

  • God said "Let there be light!"

    Then Chuck Norris said "Say please!"

  • Chuck norris and superman had a fight, the liser had to wear his underwear outside his clothes

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  • chuck norris is so tough he once struck lightening

  • 1:31 , spendin thaat goo goo money

  • see superman can fly but chuck noris can swim though land!

  • Gimie it bitch

  • 1:05 is epic, like a scene from a movie where the black jar is trying to get away from gunfire

  • Chuck Norris lost his vrginity before his dad

  • Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

  • chuck norris does not go hunting, as the word hunting implies the possibility of failure, chuck norris goes killing

  • Chck created skittles by round house kickig a rambo

  • Chuck norrises tears cure cancer too bad he never cries

  • Chuck Norris uses terrorists as toilet paper

  • okay that was a little steriotypical. I live in the south and I like only one of those.

    And if u dont know, its guns.

  • Wish the Bottles were my Teachers <3

  • Chuck Norris couted to infinity twice

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  • Do u know who terry shivo is the only person to ever survive a round house from chuck norris

  • You want slow motion? To fucking bad, this gun is to fast.

  • it sounds like thousands of farts

  • you can't search chuck norris on google, chuck norris searches for you

    

  • Chuck Norris isn't part of this video

    This video only mentioned Walker Texas Ranger -_-

  • Chuck norris sleeps with the light on, its not because he's afraid of the dark.

    its because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity...

    He went and got it back.

  • If Chuck Norris is running late...

    Time better slow The Fuck Down

  • Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating

  • chuck norris is awsome ;) (best joke eva) ;)

  • chuck norris' tears cure cancer.. too bad he has never cried

  • chuck norris doesnt get phone numbers from the ladies he calls some random number and that bitch better be there

  • check out how this gun poops bullet shells and bullet links.

  • Chuck Norris is so badass. WHen Chuck Norris falls in the water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

  • Once a Cobra bit Chuck Norris, and after 5 days of excrutiating pain... the cobra died!

  • whos the redneck kid at the end?

  • Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

  • In Scrabble, if you spell the word CHUCKNORRIS, you win... forever.

  • How does he own this?

  • Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam in the earth

  • never ask chuck norris of his three hole punch

  • Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about.

    

  • In slo-mo, if you look closely to the spent rounds, you'll notice a few unspent rounds. Why?

  • hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, chuck norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

  • Chuck Norris once had sex in a truck. Some of the spunk got onto the seat. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime!

  • Not slow enough

  • its a dam mini gun - quoting terminator 2 lol

  • chuck norris can strangle u with a cordless phone

  • Fu*k chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Dave Mustaine every night.

  • do not disrespect chuch noris

  • this is my tactical bracelet joke

    if Chuck norris and christian nuns teamed up they would be called nun-chucks

  • tornados dont look for chuck norris, chuck norris looks for tornados

  • this is to win the braclet. the funniest chuck norris joke i know is if chuck norris farts,the world will have an earthquake

  • Its very hard to tell it's shooting slow.

  • Chuck Norris is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • SPENDING THAT GOOGOO MONEY:D

  • HAND GUN OF CHUCK NORRIS

  • Superman wears chuck norris pajamas

  • Chuck Norris has had sex many times but never lost his virginity because Chuck Norris never looses anything.

  • did you know chuck norris could run SOOO fast he can punch himself in the back of the head

  • @animemaker1997 Everyone can punch themselves in the back of the head.

  • When r u going to shut a ps3

  • @Huizar46 learn English dumb fuck

  • I think Vice City best represented this gun. It was SOO over powered

  • imagine this in team fortress 2

  • 0:58 a couple of rounds not fired falling from the gun

  • One time a big time movie producer approached Chuck Norris with a screenpla starring him versus King Kong Gidorah,Dracula Satan Charles Bronson, and that Russian boxer from Rocky 4. The movie was never made though because studios felt that it was too far fetched, since nobody BUT nobody stands a chance against Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris found out, he was so furious that the producer had to offer his daughters virginity to appease him.

  • ninjas dream to become chuck norris when they grow up but they just end up getting killed by him.

  • Chuck norris andsuper man got in a fight the loser had to wear his under wear outside his pants

  • Chuck norris dosent swin water just whants to be around him

  • Fpsrussia is still better

  • I've never seen a gun poop out so much ammo before.

  • chuck noris punches hurricanes away with his fist

  • how the fuck do they dodge that in the movies ?

  • This makes a nice break from a crap russian accent.

  • Chuck Norris is a star-child

  • is it me ore do i spot 2 un fired bullets falling down?

  • I am heavy weapons guy......

  • chuck norris once walked into town with a erection....there where no survivors

  • Chuck Norris' new 4d movie was banned , because it caused million deaths in the cinema.

  • chuck norris is the resion waldo is hiding

  • chuck norris can posses a demon but a demon can't posses chuck norris

  • chuck norris can kill two rocks with one bird!

  • google wont search chuck norris it knows no website can hold the awsomenes of him

  • cuck norris was never born he actually gave birth to his parents

  • some bullets didn't fire ? 0:56 - 0:59

  • chuck norris never flushes the toilet, he just scares the crap out of it

  • chuck norris and super man had an arm wrestling comp, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside

  • before chuck met the black eyed peas they were simply known as 'the peas'

  • if chuck norris has sex with a man it is not because he is gay, it is because he has run out of women

  • for every tear chuck norris sheds a unicorn is born, this is why unicorns dont exist

  • jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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  • When Chuck Norris was a little boy he went to play out in 1914 and in 1939 he wen to the bathroom.In 1939 he wen to play again and in 1945 he went back home to have dinner,we will remember these years as WW1 and WW2

  • When Chuck Norris was a little boy he went to play out in 1914 and in 1939 he wen to the bathroom.In 1939 he wen to play again and in 1945 he went back home to have dinner,we will remember these years as WW1 and WW2

  • wen every one else tea bags chuck norris potato sacks

  • wen every one else tea bags chuck norris potato sacks

  • Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer but he dosen't cry

  • Beep

    

  • Fear of spiders, Arachnophobia, Fear of tight spaces, Claustrophobia, Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic

  • @xBMGxXKWiiZiiT360 not bad, i was gonna put that one but i made one up instead :P

  • @theaceyt Lol thanks i couldnt think of anything, But what did you put?

  • @xBMGxXKWiiZiiT360 Chuck Norris jumped outa an airplane without a parachute... twice ~ lol idk which is better, but we have the best two by far

  • @theaceyt Yeah we do but like 3 people out the one that said "Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land"

  • GET SOME! 

  • jesus can walk on water, CHUCK NORRIS CAN SWIM ON LAND

  • Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears to bad he will never shed one

    

  • Chuck Norris Jumped outa an airplane without a parachute... Twice.

  • There are no Chuck Norris jokes only chuck Norris facts.

    Under Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin just another fist.

  • Do you know why Chuck norris doesnt have any pubic hair?

    Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

  • No top comment because people don't want to thumbs-up other peoples comments. lol

  • Chuck Norris does not laugh. He Chuckles...

  • when Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor...... nobody slaps Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris is the only person who can slam a Revolving door........nuff said

  • Jesus may be able to walk through water... but Chuck Norris can swim through Land

  • Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

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  • Chuck Norris shuts close a revolving door

  • Those aren't jokes.

    those are FACTS.

  • You can do a minigun.. WHY NOT A RPG :( please reply

  • If you ever work in an office with Chuck Norris, never ask for his 3 hole punch.

  • when chuck norris goes swimming, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris

  • they say chuck norris tears can cure cancer...to bad chuck doesnt cry

  • chuck norris doesnt give a fuck what they do in soviet russia

  • chuck norris doesnt wear superman pjs superman wears chuck norris pjs

  • chuck norris needs a live king cobra for a condom

  • Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.

  • Chuck Norris can wistle in French!

  • family guy i meen

  • Under Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin, its Just another fist

  • @arachnoid875 you got that joke from family,thx for bringing it back XD

  • @gamegirl9923 No a friend

  • 1. the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

    2. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

    3. Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts; he breaks legs.

  • Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, but he doesn't cry

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

  • Wilt chamberlain claims to have sleep with (20,000)? Women in his life. Chuck calls that a slow Tuesday.

  • Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

  • Chuck norris took a trip to the virgin islands. When he came back, they were just the islands