Martin Wedding Bell Blues Part 3

[Tonetare]

Mama Payne managed to do all that without her hat falling off lmao

[icurnot4mee]

big country lol

[volchaise]

i heard that doc! dont make me get to cuttin! u gon' make me go to a funeral and a weddin in the same damn day! lmfao!! i LOVE mama payne

[volchaise]

mama payne was HILARIOUS! who does that in church? lmao! running back and forth, screaming, threatening ppl, playing the organ, kicking legs, biting off pieces of the benches, and passing the collection plate....all while delirious from rage. only Mama Payne

[LyricJaz]

Look at Harbo lol

[QDADDY1011]

i can't breathe i can't breathe mama payne drives me crazy XD

[JadenSmithlover2]

I rapedd the replay button<3

[babayanique]

THIS MAN SAID ..ILL GET UP IN U LIKE A PAIR OF TIGHT DRAWSSSSS LMFAOOOOOO

[DrJ2012]

How they got through that scene without laughing, I'll never know! LMFAO @ 6:05-the end

[littlemissbarbiee]

"Little apple head..has stole my boyyyyyyy"

Lmfaooo, I love it whenever Mama Payne is on the show.

[yeahbuddy21]

All the good characters came out on this episode....

[Smithjgwhs3]

MommaPayne is too funnnny!!!

[xInfamousx100]

i like big country ^_^

[deliverednow]

Oh my God...that was the funniest scene ever HAAAAAA!!!

[MrMczey]

thats my cuzzin boodro lmfao

[101nick10]

gotta love how draon fly jones and mama payne both go on those tantrums! lol

[Bag2218]

Lmao even years after I've seen this episode, Mama Payne's freakout still has me laughin my ass off

[313MrEazy]

"I'm boutta take on somethin much bigga, can't you understand?" - martin *serious face* lmao 0:30

[lilkamer]

that's so unfair they left w/o Cole!!!

[Newbaby76]

@lilkamer He got on the wrong plane.

[lilkamer]

@Newbaby76 I know (he's a dumbass) but they could've waited he supposed to be Martin's BF anyway...

[liveurelife2009]

@4:47 mark pause it you can see the part of the pew is missing off where he is suppose to bite it.....LMAO

[shoniq75]

@liveurelife2009 i peeped that too....lol!!!!

[SteelAVic18]

Mama Payne went out in style...lol!!

[TheLBCJ]

that was halarious i bustin out cryin when martin's mom came

[24chany]

"Ohhh laud don't push me reverend."

[bowiehs]

"I don`t come messing with you on groundhog day"

HAHHAHA/

MAMA PAYNE IS TOO FUNNY

[808swagga808]

i love mama payne. martin is my show

[amoney1226]

Mama Payne is one of the FUNNIEST characters Martin portrays, lol

the "DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!" part is unforgettable. HILARIOUS!

[ROwDyCrOOl]

MARtiN : iDONt COmE mESSiNg WitH yUh On GROUNdhOG dAy dO i ?

 lMAO !

[dmooreiv]

Didn't Major Payne and Tyler Perry's House of Payne come directly from this show?

[TheAltadragon]

DAMN DAMN DAMMMMMMMN!!!!

[royalJG]

aint nobody funnier then momma payne

[DSkehan2004]

boom shaka laka lol

[toxicflirtation]

dont make me get to cutting! lol too funnny

[GeorgiaPeach87]

lmao

mama payne coming into the church and says "MY BABIES, MY COUSINS!"

she invited everybody lol

[joshua626]

Man david allen grier is a fool!! (Well you and your little possi whatever, and take this Onion head boy too go on now. LOL

[moonfaze]

Nothing makes me laugh more than Martin's Mama Payne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DCjrock]

Martin is a fool! i'm crying over here, Mama Payne is off da chain.

this made my day.

[MsDeb2009]

this show is the best, does it still come on tv?

[nanaya5]

yea its on upn and tv one

[4thletta]

damn! damn! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lhairston10]

Why Martin mama so old? She gotta be like 70 something

[TimTyree]

lmao! lololol

[LakersDynasty42]

She might be 70 but she can kick some ass!!!

[nnekiwi]

too funny!!! i can barely see with all these tears in my eyes

[JusMyNature]

i love to see a fight between mama payne and madea!!! who'd win??

[bigdaddynumbah1]

Madea is 6'5''...Mamma Payne is 5'7.5''...still who knows.

[LakersDynasty42]

Mama Payne would work on Madea's mid section and it would be over. Hahahahaha!!!

[MsDeb2009]

i think madea would win, she would use her gun, lol

[houseparty22]

Momma Payne: "I heard that Doc, don't make me get to cutting"...."U want some I'll cut U too"...LMAO

[offcentre1]

i'll get up in u like a pair of tight draws! lol

[TiaMinajWavy19]

Lmao Mama Payne Is A Trip Bitting Wood And Everything

[heartbeat2]

that was crazy, it was so funny the way she was actin after they read the note,

Damn, Damn ,DAAAAMMMMNN!!! LMAO

[impatientkarma]

Martin keep saying he a grown man, but his ass always tryna fight.

[IceBlack777]

Mama Payne doing the Prep and the Cabbage Patch all up in the church!LMAO!

[Tonetare]

lol @ Mama Payne complaining that they had got her pressure all up after she had just ridden to the church by motorcycle and has a big-ass helmet in her hand that she must have had on over that hat lol

[cosadehorno]

LMAO!! I have tears rolling down my face, this had me laughing so hard my face hurt LOL! "daaamn daaamn daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!! LOL!

[Tizzle621]

Apple Heeead!!! Lmfaooo.

i love when she say dat lol

--& LMFAO @ her bitin chunks out da pews omg lol

[MGillDesign]

suck it up man-- ignore him! that's big country, man!

(Big Country lol!!)

[justkidding45]

"oooh lord dun got my pressure all up...dont push me rev..."LMAO

[KeepinItStr8Funky100]

All of Martin's characters were extreme. Lol

[MGillDesign]

Where's my Martin?!.... Where's my Martin?

[Tonetare]

F uck this guest appearance crap. Why didn't this show just spin off into MOMMA PAYNE. This character is lightyears funnier than everyone else on the show. Wow! Momma Payne does not play. You do not play with Momma Payne. Gina's parents got owned! LMAO @ Momma Payne getting the cutt'n as soon as Gina's father got smart! ROFLMAO!

[email2michael4]

I'm laughing so hard my face is hurting!

[ashsexygirl]

i get up in you like a pair a tight draws! lmao~

[ollfriezallo]

2:10 "Ahh boom shocka locka"

[yungblud085]

travis082185 and missjanet88, yall bitches need to get a LIFE and stop holdin a bunch of conversations on a damn comment board

[minutte23]

Mama Payne is SICK!!!! LOL

[cgillardGQ]

Mama Payne tore that church up! LOL!

[goldmn480]

lol at mama payneeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ollfriezallo]

2:08-2:11 LOL I know pam and gina got it going on

[phinetopsc]

LMAO If anyone notices Mama Payne has a motorcycle helmet in her hand....to wild....LOL

[caines202]

great show

[presidentdiddy]

it would be cool to have a grandmother like mama payne lol

[gapband1983]

move down here to new orleans,mostly all the older women act like that,my peeps down here in the n.o don't play.these women keep it real with their kids here,they don't talk back,smack their teeth,cut up in the store,all that good shit,because mama wasn't too far behind that ass with that belt!

[gapband1983]

they don't act as cartoonish.but the respect they command,they get,trust me!

[travis082185]

when the preaher says "bum yaka yaka" i am wondering if he's talking about pam since she's his cousin. maybe the writers didn't decide to make them cousins until later

[missjanet88]

lol

[cushe83]

They were inntroduced as cousins in the first episode, Leon is just a pervert.

[travis082185]

i can't believe she spread her legs. they should have goten a sheet to cover at leg area to prevent exposure

[gemi8816]

harpo

[TallDawg4]

lmao she took an offering

[missjanet88]

I wonder what life would be like if I had a family member like this? I'd be around him/her all day everyday!

[travis082185]

my family isn't that crazy unless i haven't really seen them in action. my family is pretty cray but i am grateful for the opportunities i have received from them

[missjanet88]

yeah but you gotta admit,having a family member(at least one)like mama payne would be a blast! hilarious! especially at family reunions.

[travis082185]

i would prefer not having any family at all.

[missjanet88]

aww poor baby. i hope your family isn't that bad.

[travis082185]

i spent the first 11 years of my life living in my native island of jamaica. i came to the state when i was 11 years old and my other relatives had been here for years so i didn't know them.most of my cousins came to the states when they were very young. i have always had a hard time being around my family since the beginning. i never like hanging with them, especially because they are always asking me about whether i have a firlfriend or not and i feel they always keep pushing me

[missjanet88]

I understand because I don't always like hanging with my family either. Even the ones who I'm used to,I just...hard to explain but I'm sure you'd understand. And my family loves to get all in my business too. They don't seem to know how to let me have a personal life and I'm grown.

[travis082185]

i can't stand my father's family. and especially now that we are in the process of moving next to his favorite sister. i have come to realize that the best thing for myself is to put my cares in the hands of the lord. my family is so damn nosy. i hate going to their parties, i just hate seeing them period. sounds like we have alot in common. i am travis by the way.

[missjanet88]

LOL yeah i'm Jocelyn. wow sounds a lot like my family.

[travis082185]

nice to meet you. the only thing i want from this life is riches, luxury,relaxation, and tons of sex and no family. but as you already know we don't always get what we want.

[missjanet88]

LOL pervert! i'm joking. well i hope you wanna start your own family someday. that should be ok with you because you'll be the one runnin thangs!

[travis082185]

i am not sure. i want to be a teacher so i think that working with children would be enough for me not to want my own. i don't want to get married mariage is sacred and if i do get hitched i want it to last forever but as we both know sometimes we don't always get waht we want. i prefer to just meet awoman who wants to give me sex and that's it. protected sex of course. i want tot have a wife but like i said i am afraid of things not working out

[missjanet88]

wow. well at least you're being honest with yourself. but on the other hand,damn you can't be afraid of life. You're gonna encounter other situations in life where it doesn't work out whether you get married or not,there's other life outside of marriage. And the women who just give you sex,what if it doesnt work out because they cancel on you LOL? *joke*,sorry. but did your relationship with your family contribute to you feeling this way?

[travis082185]

you are right that life isn't perfect and you can't allow that to isolate you. but i prefer protected sex from any woman other than being married. sometimes i envy those who are married (especially those my age)i don't want to get hitched because i know alot of people are are now divorced/separated and i don't want to encounter that.keep the comments coming

[missjanet88]

Sometimes you just gotta take a chance. Because one day,the have sex with any woman thing will get old. Maybe you don't feel that way now,but it does get old,and you especially realize it if you're decent with good morals(no i'm not calling you indecent). And sometimes it just feels good to settle down and give life a chance with one person that you love.

[travis082185]

i have heard others said that after a while sex gets boring b/c you do it so often. if there is a special woman out there forme i hope to god i find her. maybe that woman is you LOL LOL

[missjanet88]

I know there is a decent,respectable,respectful woman out there for you. Sex gets boring when you sleep around and it's just sex sex sex for whatever reason with anyone. But when you settle down with that one person that you love and you know that it's forever and God has blessed your relationship with that person,the sex is always interesting and a beautiful thing.

[travis082185]

i think sometimes the best thing to do is to leave it all to god

[missjanet88]

no better way than that.

[travis082185]

you are so right. do you watch soap operas? just wondering because i sell/trade soap sopera stuff

[missjanet88]

not really. sometimes for laughs tho.

[travis082185]

i am going to send you my soap opera to see if there is anything you may want. i can't put the list here because of word limit but i will click on your post name then go to your page and send it to you

[missjanet88]

ok kool i got it!

[travis082185]

all prices are negotiable. just let me know what youa rw willing to pay for anything and we can do business. be free to share my list with anyone else

[missjanet88]

you bootleg em or somethin?

[travis082185]

i bought them from otehr soap opera lovers. anything interest you?

[missjanet88]

i'll look again cuz i told you already i'm not really a soap opera person. but when i do watch them,they're for laughs. what got you into into soaps?lol

[travis082185]

one of my aunts was staying at my mom's home for a while and she used to watch days of our lives. i started watching too because of the demon possesed storyline. alot of jamaicans believe in that sort of stuff. then i started staying at my grandma's home after school and relatives used to watch bold and the beautiful. then my stepdad watched y&r sand i started too. then when i came here i got hooked on the other soaps. i didn't have cable in jamaica

[missjanet88]

oh you're jamaican? how long have you been in the states?

[travis082185]

i came here in december of 1996. went back to ja for 1 year in 1998 and came back in 1999. what's youy nationality if you don't mind?

[missjanet88]

oh i'm a mutt,mestiza. i'm black,native american,mexican,cuban,with a little scottish ancestry. crazy huh? LOL

[travis082185]

i hear you. have a wonderful weekend. i don't know where you are but i tell you it is cold where i am

[missjanet88]

i'm in atlanta. where are you?

[travis082185]

i am in stamford,ct. i think i am already coming down with a cold but i have rubbed vicks on my throat and on around my nose. also think i am going to buy some cough drops. how do enjoy going thru my soap list? also i just got 2 new disc. one is never say never: the deidre hall story. deidre hall plays marlena on days of our lives. i also got a disc that features bo/hope (from the same show) in new orleans

[missjanet88]

i went thru em and then i watched a soap on tv just to see if i could force myself to like them. i hated it LOL so i changed the channel,but the overacting on there was hilarious to me. but it's good somebody likes em lol.

[travis082185]

i assume thsi means you don't want anything on teh list. that's fine. we all like different things. but i commend you for taking the time out to watch a few of the soaps. the problem with todays soaps is that it'a all abou t plot and as a result the charcters and their history suffers. i love youtube so much because so many old classic soap episodes/clips are posted here

[missjanet88]

oh yeah dawg i thought i already told you i dont really like soaps lol. but i hope your business thrives cuz there are alotta ppl who love soaps. and youtube got alotta classic stuff on here,this site has become my tv because there's nothing on the real one anymore.

[travis082185]

i totally agree about nothing interesting going on  on tv

[missjanet88]

hell yeah. but luckily martin does run in syndication on tv one. i dont know if you get that where you are.

[travis082185]

i don't think i have tvone where i am but i am glad for what i do have

[missjanet88]

yeah i agree. have you ever been to the south?

[travis082185]

no but i would like the experience

[missjanet88]

kool you should try it sometime. i never been to ct,but i plan on goin all over the country sometime.

[travis082185]

i hope the both of us get teh chance to travel all over

[missjanet88]

oh yeah that would be fun. i just have to find the money lol.

[travis082185]

you and me both

[missjanet88]

so like,what do you usually do during the day? work,go to school,or what?

[travis082185]

i am looking for a job now. i go to college. i only have 2 classed so i have a lot of free time witout a job. i am on youtube very often though.

[missjanet88]

i see you are. so like,what do you study in school?

[travis082185]

i am studying to be a early childhood teacher. i am suppose to graduate in may of next year then transfer to somewhere else in the fall. i am hoping to the heavesn that everything works out smothly so there may be no problems when it's time to graduate

[missjanet88]

yeah that's good. make sure everything is settled so that you can properly get your start.

[travis082185]

thanksms janet.if you don't mind please tell me a litle about yourself

[missjanet88]

i'm originally from waukegan IL but i currently reside in atl,i study dentistry,and am happily engaged.i sing,dance,act,write songs and poetry,and i play violin,viola,cello,bass,and a lil piano.I speak spanish and i wanna travel the world someday.i'm a christian and i listen to different genres of music.i love to be a great friend to people,but i also know that i can't please everybody.

[travis082185]

whe mama payne says "big country i don't take that no more" that to me shows that she was the victim of verbal, mental abuse and that's why she's so strict and has a forbidden personality. she puts herself on guard to avoid being stomped over by others.

[cushe83]

Actually she said "Big country you know I don't take that from nobody" Meanign shes not the one to plays with.

[cmw2223]

Mama Payne is too crazy. LMAO

[travis082185]

mama payne must have received the holy ghost after all that carrying on.

[travis082185]

this is the funniest episodes i have seen

[neekiemae21]

did she just bite off the pews????? lol lol lol

toooooo funny!!!!!

[mybnz190]

When she does the cabbage patch and sing on the organ is awesome

[xpctme2]

look at cole and the big country paynes on this little light of mine............lol too funny

[Rowoches]

LOL! I know, right!!! My favorite part is when she jumps on the organ...

[Newbaby76]

I like when Mama Payne goes off