Mark Wahlberg's Audition For The Departed

[archangul]

You're imitating Chris Farley buddy.

[MrADAMR92]

i believe this to be one the more un-funny things on youtube! fail

[Brunbergo]

Herp FUCKING Derp.

[1cullenb]

Just awful. I can't believe it has this many view... Don't quit your day jobs fellas

[gunnerfeva94]

what's sad is you all look middle-aged and you're still doin this shit....

[yuckfooie]

@gunnerfeva94 easy for you to say. and how is your job at taco bell douchebag?

[gunnerfeva94]

@yuckfooie ... Is that even a comeback? Because it was shocking buddy, get back to me when you have something clever and RELATIVE to say.

[9095]

I think this is actually pretty funny,, i liked mark wahlberg in the departed but i still lol'd at the OTT mother/gay jokes

[johnjosmith42]

prick

[shaneweber23]

lool ya two biggest queers ive ever seen, maybe there were more but i shut it off 20 seconds in.

[rahl182]

holy shit! this is actually painful to watch! You guys need a new hobby.

[angellus6]

Holy Shit this is bad. Nice NY accent chief.

1999 called it wants it's sony big screen and Aiwa stereo system back

[needychemstudent]

maybe its funny , maybe not, maybe fuck yourself..

[LyricallyBlessedTV]

if you guys think your so hilarious, go and make a real film, with an original idea, instead of getting fans off other good movies to watch your video, because look at your like/dislike bar, it just aint working for ya.

[xover76]

its funner if you actually watch Sgt. Dignam first

[xover76]

I LOLed

[imcrazy85]

the internet must be nerd's best friend for some cheap attention lol

[imcrazy85]

morons

[ChuckyDoll10]

This is retarded.

[TheRedRidingHoodFan]

What the FUCK!!

Are you guys kidding me!..mark is not so ugly and UNfunny!!°__°

Gay People...

[Ozzymandiass]

I don't like this.

[macdreacob2011]

auditon = FUKIN WIRED

[opieradios]

Stupidest fucking piece of shit I've ever seen on YouTube. Holy shit you guys are horendous!

[tybcompton]

youre a tool fuck you

[Seguris]

429 people are on their period.

[indestruct1bl3]

do you guys try to be this bad or does it come naturally?

[TheCoyote39]

this is a disgrace to The Departed and Mark Whalberg

[Deadmonkey743]

you guys are fuckin retarded

[harrisontan]

this is fucking retarded

[Riles07]

flagged it for child porn...bandwidth just can't be wasted like this.

[rahela328]

@Riles07 I flagged it as child abuse.

I feel abused.

as a child.

[kenny6449]

wow but my videos arent getting views sum1 go watch my video how to survive elephant attack and tell me its better than thisviews and tell me

[thejesse0405]

sucks grow up BOYS you talk about my ma that way i'd kick your little boy ass. deal with your guy issues BOYS. no men here grow up not funny

[IAMSOUP]

If you want to see something funny and Bostonian watch "Jack chop"

[ArtSemiotastic]

LIES!



[kpfani]

DUMB  WOT

[ADJPease]

how did they get an ad?

[Phatboyred]

fuck all the haters. kevin is the shit! watch the friday show

[Ashesandrust1]

you suck

[giants895]

boo



[Jared12355]

WTF!

[hopang12]

horrible.

[papasmags2]

is this a comedy or a legit audition?

[bbddasa]

epic FAAIIILLLLLLLL

[twilek123]

just report it as a fraud video and be done for it

[aboverim]

Rumor has it that eh, these two homos like to eh, play hide the proscuitto. Eh.

[beatboxingisdumb]

This is worse than a knife with aids on the end being rammed into a hairy asshole and drinking the blood that falls into a cup made from a collection of dehydrated foreskins.

[thechinadesk]

Word to the wise.

Don't quit your day job.

[QU33FYLeSpluge]

This is just dumb, embarrassing that this video comes up after watching a clip from the actual movie. Go jump off a cliff because this is a waste of everyone's time.

[beneng43]

if i had a dollar for everytime i laughed watching this, i'd have zero dollars

[mulefa1]

i laughed anyway

[bigpurplechair]

wank as fuck

[amosbomb]

You guys are probably funny, and the kid doing the mark wahlberg impression COULD be funny, but it's an awful Mark Wahlberg impression. Maye celebrity impersonations are they way to go bro.

[bachelor05]

This is shocking.

[93bari]

maybe you two FUCK YOURSELF !!!

[TheLeshina]

fagget



[mulefa1]

what the hell was that?

[iblobar]

smoke alittle more ice, your jerking too much,,,lol!!!

[TheTenaciousTim]

This is the OPPOSITE of how Mark acts. I've NEVER seen him move like that, actually, Mark barely moves, at all. Also, Mark is from Dorchester, Massachusetts, not the Jersey Shore.

[Jmimosoo]

Mark make a perfect character... don't boss around like it's nothing special : )

[risendudelm]

k. i dont care for the ads now on youtube before a video... BUT QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING FAGGOT ASS MAKE UP COMMERCIALS!

[Sullivan858]

Grade A Horseshit, u guys sud get a rope and take a long drop!

[hyeroller25]

like a toilet waiting to get shat in

[Rawr5649]

I didnt know that mark wahlberg was an uppity grease ball. I think you got the wrong movie.

[yanitopia]

im so upset with this

[GhostSoldier77777]

Gay.

[FartFr3ak]

This would be hi-larious if you guys were all twelve years old. Practice these lines instead.

"Please pull to the second window for your total"

"Hi, I'm Paul, I'll be your waiter today"

"Armor All the tires is $3 extra"

"Girls Girls Girls, inside"

"Welcome to WalMart"

[johnmadden1989]

What a heap of hairy balls

[knowledgeo1]

lol..this is actually kinda funny..lol

[knowledgeo1]

lol..this ia actually kinda funny..lol

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

please go fuck yourselves the movie was amazing and now your trying to crap on it, fuck you

[dominant84]

Wahlberg was great in The Departed. For whoever thought it was a good idea to make this peice of shit; to quote many a character from the movie... "Go fuck youself!"

[circushead]

You guys are the Rebecca Black of comedy.

[kenny6449]

@circushead damn that bad

[kelmandevil]

hate to bust balls here but I got to 17 seconds in before listing this video as a fail.

comment left i shall now depart. farewell dumb video

[duderanch18237]

wow im from toronto, and I can do a way better boston accent than you... never do this again

[dutton65]

@duderanch18237 your from canada shut up your below all americans

[duderanch18237]

@dutton65

Luckily, all of my American friends and most Americans I've met are no where near as ignorant and stupid as you.

[KarmaSpaz12]

OMFG you faggots....followingtheomens, I'm with you all the way .

[nwo60623]

this is the dumbest thing ever! even though its a parody the character doesn't even behave the way they are portraying him. These ppl need to get a damn job or play in traffic

[MrMrDubs]

PEOPLE, This is funny, people are dumd or don't know Mark Wahlberg if they honestly can't understand this humour.

[Nathanwmang]

Fuck you

[ridlazz921]

not funny

[followingtheomens]

actually no it's the guy on the orange shirt who fucking SUCKS

[followingtheomens]

Please do us a favor and die,

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL, I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING AND YOU DIDNT MADE ME LAUGH ONE SINGLE TIME, I FELT BAD ,OFFENDED I COULDNT BELIEVE THAT THERE IS PEOPLE WITH NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF HUMOR

ON THEM ,WOW YOU'RE A DISGRACE OF COMEDIANS

[fundoranFC]

wow.....its almost like im watching the actual film

[southroadowl]

awfull. just awfull

[whitefolyfe]

the audition was held in a fukin barn???

[JerrBear92]

No.....just..stop

[fsmetal]

are you callin' us cunts?

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

go fuck yourselves all the people leaving hate comments, fuck off and watch another video, we don't want you here...

[grayeyezguy]

@PaladinswordSaurfang You mean to tell me you put a video on youtube a free site to watch videos and since people dont think its funny they cant type what they feel about it? You expect a bunch of positive comments from youtube??? HAHHAHAH Your too sensitive dude take the video off and dont add anymore you freaking crybaby It sucks!

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

@grayeyezguy this isn't my video dipshit, and imo it's hilarious so if you can't appreciate it, don't watch it.

[grayeyezguy]

@PaladinswordSaurfang I dont appreciate it thats why I didnt make it through the whole video now fuck off you lil prick take those guys cocks out your mouth and be a man and realize we all dont think corny video of shouting white boys are funny

[SonyaOOOlights]

The guy is a dick!

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

@grayeyezguy it's supposed to be an audition, i thought it was real at the start maybe that's why i thought it was funny, but anyway no need to be a dick, being a dick to ppl lowers ur IQ...

[grayeyezguy]

@PaladinswordSaurfang Well you have a very low IQ then dude because all I said was nobody has to like the video because you do we all have our own opinion and a lot of people here didnt like this video its wack. So either wisen up a little bit and respect peoples opinions good or bad or your gonna spend a lot of time arguing with people on youtube all year LOL Im done peace.

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

hey costigan ...i heard you like men of the same ...sex as you! coz ur a queerfag yeah!!

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

so fucking funny, 1141 people don't have a sense of humour!!!

[tedtheshed]

fackin lon gilanders.

[causeandmistake]

the best part of this video are the comments fucking the shit out of it

[cherry87301]

I disagree that was funny!

[havlorech]

This? This is bad.

[dervish2173]

If i wanted to watch a wannabe comedian i would've watched dane cook standup

[Oohlaful]

how retarded

[reservoirdog]

not funny.....at all? haha :P

[Paperbagman555]

lol :p the guy in the orange shirt is the biggest legend on YouTube. His names Kevin Brueck, although your impression is less than stellar :P soz

[N11cKs]

This is nothing like Mark Wahlberg...

[freakster05]

why is the dude in orange so shaky,he's got worms in his ass, he's shaking his ass like crazy

0/10 :-)

[joe20mccormick]

this guy is horrible

[joeldunsdon]

idiots



[theultimateotaku]

maybe. maybe not. maybe go fuck yourself.

[abasanti]

Idiots

[s5432101]

guy in the orange reminds me of Johnny Drama

[BeaverBuster1]

you two guys are the BIGGEST , UNFUNNIEST RETARDS OF ALL TIME.

[VoiceOfModeration]

You owe me 2:53 minutes of my life back

[rawfflecakes]

how the fuck was that mark wahlberg?

[turbinder]

THIS BLOWS BIG ASSHOLE

[DeOrco]

Had to sit thru an ad to watch this? The internet no longer works.

[artisticprodigy1]

fuck this shit

[llare1]

what in the world are these retards doing!?

[Roudy1331]

The way this guy is acting doesn't look like Mark Wahlberg at all. It is a mix of Chris Farley's SNL character "Matt Foley the Motivational Speaker" and Denis Leary's stand up persona on crack cocaine.

Please tell that guy to stop acting.

[jerseyPE1207]

didnt even smile..not funny at all

[Rvd420WHAT]

STUPID....kill yourselves for wasting everyones time

[XmarkyboyXYZ]

yall are gay

[sggirb55]

i cant tell if your trying to make fun of boston people or not

[MrMarsracer]

that was the most horibble thing ive ever lived through, nothing in the world can compare to the extreme pain i just went through watching this . and i  am a holocaust survivor for gods sake

[method90]

glad to see that this video has that much dislikes

[davosfkn]

whatever it is you're trying to do, it fucken sucks.

[blica1]

ahhhhhh c'mon guys...please ..

[youtubesteve]

very stupid

[enime]

is this supposed to be taking the piss cause mark wahlbergs performance in the departed was so good and you're full of shit if you thought otherwise.

[kevinbrueck]

@enime All Mark Wahlberg did in The Departed was insult Leonardo DiCaprio and call him a "fag" in 12 different ways and occasionally mention how he fucked his mom. How that garners an Oscar nomination I'll never know.

[billyg89]

hah idk why everyone doesnt like this video. his character in the departed is just like this.

[AceNightCreeper]

THIS FUCKIN SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! jesus christ this is bad...only option for these people is to kill themselves.

[csm1012029]

i actually think this is fucking hilarious

[MCBailz]

stupid as shit!!!! Scorsese & Wahlberg should kick your asses!

[TheOmenMetal]

How is this in any way like Wahlberg except for the swearing? And why is he italian?

[TheOmenMetal]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen. How is this in any way like Wahlberg except for the swearing?

[Lebbz]

I don't care what anybody says that shit was fuckin hilarious just coz it was so over the top I had no other reaction. 0:30 to 0:30 priceless!!

[mrbedford]

stupid waste of time, no wonder the people that made this topped themselves

[SuperLolligagger]

boooo,

[martinschmit]

this is actually the first video i've seen where there are more dislikes than likes.

[angelatomate324]

@martinschmit hahahahaha so tru

[Invinciblez18]

whoever clicked 'like' for this video needs some help

[FRANKTV72]

Mate. That is hilarious. Im not sure why. but that made me laugh deep in my gut. well done guys!!

[MrNordic29]

Im sorry, this is a big FAIL!!

[dev3417]

LAME

[kraziestylecrew]

fucking losers...you must be tboth tired from fucking you mothers..go fuck yourself

[cjazzman1]

thats horrible.  not wahlberg at all. queers!!

[PavforAA]

So shit

[asw86]

Haha, some little podgy balding guy doing an awful italian accent...and wtf was he rubbing his nose for like he'd been sniffing summat? lol

[SShoreFilms]

@asw86

Mark Whalberg was an Irish Cop. The only Italians in the movie were the Italians who got beat down by Di Caprio.

[mattyb01030408002]

You guys suck. A word of advice, stop trying to be creative because you will simply fail. Just like this video. Go learn math or a trade you useless douchebags.

[GiantsSB2010]

why is the guy doing him with an italian AND boston accent.?

[Bellhorn25]

wow, epic fail you fucking faggots

[bpiceno]

Had it not been for the stupid arrow pointing and saying Mark Wahlberg, I would not have known that dude was trying to do Mark Wahlberg.

[corruptedxsilence]

god this shit is so gay, its not even funny. fucking waste of time idiots

[gmoneymaster24]

FAIL

[Ishbu101]

Its not that bad...I thought it was funny...

[pianodan10]

was there supposed to be an impression in there?

[arvinkan]

you guys are such fucking poofy fucking nolifers that seriously have nothing better to do.

PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE!

[SvFLoneStar]

@arvinkan FUCKING AGREED!

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

:( That is a great movie, and Mark Wahlberg was really good in it. Usually not a fan, but he did good!

[986Pacino]

im shocked somebody would put this up. this isnt within a football field of being funny. i hope to god you guys are going to school for something other then this. god bless your un-funny souls.

[jakejhgraham]

guy who is supposed to be marky mark looks like a fat tarentino.

[MrDazDilli]

"Good Vibrations".....lol

[deebo2740]

get a life

[splural]

this is terrible

[sunnyluck22]

what is this???????????

[IEatVideoClips]

he looks like a chicken with Parkinson's disease

[mthai66]

Your Boston accent is a disgrace, dude.

[pokeguy808]

weak. and gae.

[locyka19]

weak fuck

[MusicandMovies134]

what is this, dont make fun of mark wahlberg

[jruba]

I like this one better , "maybe go fuck yourself "

[alixxmcr94]

the fuck.....

[Shadywolf774]

I liked it. fuck all u guys.

[boozer81]

wow these guys dont have a funny bone in their body. They should redo it in the nude while blowing each other. I'm just trying to help...

[MemoriesofIreland190]

@boozer81 You on the gay side of the fence, my friend?