Crystal Swing Shreds

[fruitconor]

Great song!!



[maplebanks]

brill, better than the real version lol

[PassworId1]

ROFLMFAO

[clospencer]

dat is so fucking funi way better than original they are such retards

[Charlo60]

love the keyboards!!!

[111squire]

fecking "BRILL"

[CharlotteHarris09]

i cried laffing at this i nearly died..good work!

[seristnan69]

this is wayyy too funny likeXD

[paulvenkman]

That's fucking terrible but I love it! lol

[gameifur]

So much better than the original. the original is pure dirt. my dog actually died listening to it... pure awkward

[DanielBowden1975]

Classic

[sikie1970]

they would have more respect if they had sung there words!

Daft wankers!

[TheNetbuster7]

@sikie1970 love to see bert n ernie from sesame street waltz in here n ear fuck the lot of em.

[sikie1970]

@TheNetbuster7 Mr snuffalupagus can try some anal on the mom!

Rape the dad too!

[TheNetbuster7]

@sikie1970 mista snuffleuffikus come in there n bate em round the place with his huge hairy cock (which is deleted on the original kids shows), when they cant take no more he plays spanish flea with it on the keyboard!

[sikie1970]

@TheNetbuster7

Your dirty!

[sikie1970]

I bet this guy fucks the arse off his mom singing daniel o donnell's version of rose of mooncoin! Then anal's his sister!

[sikie1970]

cork and cunts always looks good in the same sentence!

[TheNetbuster7]

why the fuck are ye gobshite retards gettin so worked up, its funny, or do ye cork cunts even have a sense of humour?

[sikie1970]

@TheNetbuster7 I agree mate! Cork and Humour dont really belong in the same sentence!!!

[loopstheloop]

So wrong yet so right... bordering on harsh, yet so utterly deserved. Top marks.

[whoselinevids]

This is bloody funny, good job mate!

[Kieran84ire]

I typed in Crystal Meth in the search engine and this shit comes up?

[WiredForSound100]

all those negative comments are aload of muck.. tis group are hreat. atleast their makin something of their lives not like ye wasters with yere nasty comments

[fantastabaz]

@WiredForSound100

Another spelling champion ...... great .......!

[Primordialfan1]

@WiredForSound100

You're a fucking gobshite. typical ''internet rebuttle''.

''U DUN LIEK DEM BECUX UR JELLYUS''

The vast majority don't like these cunts because they have a sense of what ''music'' actually is.

[eilislally1990]

@Doniedaff that was the bit that weirded me out s little too to be honest... Bit strange ha

[iscream93]

wat retards

[lunchboxattacks1]

It's not that Crystal Swing are shit, it's just that they are a not unattractive, middle of the road novelty that hit the right nerve at the right time. Most everyday people are middle of the road in their tastes - middle of the road music, middle of the road movies and getting drunk on the weekend. I'm more afraid of the familial tension destruction Crystal Swing might cause. A grandparent will get their CD for a grandchild confirming they know nothing about the taste of the grandchild. :P

[Doniedaff]

Fuck the begrudgers lads, this video is great and appreciated by the vast majority of us who appreciate how shit crytal swing are. I salute you on your efforts.

You have to wonder does this woman really think it is appropriate for her daughter to be asking her son to kiss her body, even if it is only a song.

[gameifur]

Epic!!

[jamielennon1]

Ha ha thats funny......this is why I moved to Nashville to get away from that shite.

This is great though...much better than original ha ha ha

[COOLINGATA]

sorry but they need to get rid of mammy and ppl mightnt take the piss so much

other than that i think fair play to them

[ChromeDestiny]

Somewhere Phil Lynott is crying into has glass of ale

[TheAlistairDick]

I'd roger the daughter till my dick fell off

[teee2]

@TheAlistairDick AMEN!

[willow1974guitar]

i swallow! better than the original shite!

[captainkayos1]

If barbie and purty pink panties get divorced, can they still be brother and sister? I guess i'm just another jelous losser...indeed.

[aridal68]

definitely NOT crystal swing ...a different kind of young irish talent ....

youtube.com/watch?v=QrWA3Fu6wt­o

[tartwagon]

LMFAO couldn't stop crying

[geraint001]

fucking legandry! worst act since jedward!!! do one of them!

[simondignam7]

@aoifefoxy Then why did you favourite the video?

[simondignam7]

Mighty stuff jaysus its mighty

[Torpedobbc]

WHO'S SHAGGING HOW IN THAT FAMILY

[owainmeurig]

"I'm tripping"

[fantastabaz]

@aoifefoxy

Yip , just a bunch of "jelous lossers" ! Aoife , have you ever been to school ?

[MrDocDec]

I shwallow... Fukin great stuff!!!

[1dubgal]

omg hahaha im in feckin knotts...that was just brilliant!!!!

[bigsmile1994]

hahah

i dont have a particular interest in the music,, but just remember , each of them make 1 million euro a year so far

[haystax666]

at the start,i thought it was gonna be shite,but by the end i was pissing myself. i love this & i love crystal swing. so shite,they are good. i wish them the best.

[flanum]

i forgot how class this is.... im robbin it again to schtick it up on facebook...again.. brilliant job!

[minihendrix100]

We drink Tequila and mammy looks good in Spandex........ a new version of the classic by Crystal Meths!!

[airsofter1198]

@denny35 ireland isnt that populated you cork retarded twat

[manco38]

fecking brilliant !!!!

[mindriot08]

If you had time to do this you really need to get a life, and get laid, you are a sad little man..........

[nahsgurl15]

Incest....a game the whole family can play!!!! lol

[jessychickin]

I'm weak from the laughing!

[CaoimhinN95]

Latest news: Freaky ass, weirdo lookin, scary incest mother has corrupted her kids into being fucked up faggots!

P.s. Especially the lad

[edforrest18]

I actually pissed a little, funniest video ever. Were off our heads? Hahaha

[wakachaka]

Thats the funniest thing I've seen in ages? Well done!

[shanenorberg]

haha classs video. three fucking ejets makin a fool of every irish person

[Tonefid115]

Brilliant!

[edbingey]

He sounds like Ian Curtis...!

[RSimusic]

Fucking hilarious!!

[MrSean677]

...ok, what's the problem? How many more bands that are 10 times better than these get taken the piss taken out of them. Yes they do have talent, it is entertaining what they do, but the people that made this spoof also have talent. And I think muintir should follow Keano's words and Get over it and move on

[yogimech1]

priceless,best vid ever.lol.

[rayzore]

Ha - best verison ever!

[shamrock422]

your an arsehole crystal swing are the best irish band in the world

[fantastabaz]

@shamrock422 . ....... it's "you're" an arsehole ....... learn how to spell and when you are finished , get your ears tested .......

[musickeyboards]

@shamrock422 what bloody planet are you on?This crowd are the worst I've ever heard and I've heard some shite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're probably from the same village as they are.And by the way take the wax out of your ears

[freedomisntpolitical]

@shamrock422 HAHAHAHAHAH XD - Legend right here..........

[MrLeemeister]

Thank you Fantastabaz, im Irish and fuckin duke my head with shite like that, fair play for makin light of it, well done

[AdamTheAnarchrist]

O MY GOD THAT SERIOUSLY WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE I SERIOUSLY CAN WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING THIS ONLINE

[ajcsr1234]

im irish and ill even admit it sounds better this way

[colbert6]

this is funny and yes they are hated in cork no body like them

[jctrickster]

LOL i"ll do my homework tomorrow

[TheNetbuster7]

LOL "ya randy little bollix"

[gumball135]

I'll admit that I laughed, but it's still pretty mean.

I actually think they sound pretty good. Am I the only one?

*Silence*

[4robster]

Lmfao nice job! :)

[lightweight10]

This is one of the funniest things Ive seen in a long time...esp the end when the mum speaks....soooooo brilliant. 

[MimiButtimer]

Lmao.Best video i've seen of crystal swing so far.They are a shame to us corkonians

[muintir]

Ah you are just jealous of the Cork group's success....as an other famous Corkionian said...Get over it and move on (Roy KEANE)

[fantastabaz]

@muintir Keane ...... Another complete tosser .....

[Quessir]

@muintir As someone from Cork, I can say that they're a mortifying stain on the county.

[FMONDAY]

Thats more like it . . .keep it coming

[bartizan35]

ya its funny, but sad, just because there after making success...the rest of ye would jump at the opportunity

[FreshTillDead1]

@bartizan35 Just look at them!

[johnmacward]

Look how many dislikes there are! YAY! Crystal Swing have been PWNED!!

[purplelouise]

oh my fuckin god i nearly pissed my pants watching this! fucking GENUIS!

[christy406]

LMAO

[willzer808]

Brilliant, honestly, brilliant. It is just brilliant.

[Skinnerful]

At last somebody did a piss take of these three clowns.

What an embarrasment to the country in recession times. In the dark 80s we had U2 to bring us out of the doldrums now we have 3 cork muppets embarressing us live on tv in the USA . They woudnt even be a decent wedding band, go back to playing sunday nites in the backhole that is midleton!!!!

[cfmorrow1]

This has made my day. Genius. You legend!

[sonicsandwich]

aye yai yai yai yai,coochi coo, ya randy little bollix.

AHAHAHAHA!!

[TheCandidaAlbicans]

@sonicsandwich 

[xxxxMURFxxxx]

what a laugh , this vid is a work of art - genius

[hurricanehussy]

This is hilarious! I love it!!

[keeldrum]

Brilliant

[PatSpillaneify]

Ya man's a sexy bitch... I'd tap that

[mimgreene]

Brilliant! thanks so much!!!!!

[dcawley124]

its so good.

[dcawley124]

thats quality. put that on the ellen show...........i swallow.

[johntrumpet1977]

sstilllll laughing,brilliant :)

[mort1990]

I think i'm dying with laughter lmfao

[noonanjason]

Hey, that video you made of cristal swin is an absolute classic, fair play to ya. Can i ask you a question? How do you do voice overs on a clip like that? Is there somethin you download or wa? Lets say i wanted to do somethin like this, do i download the clip from youtube or where? If you could please help me or offer some advice, i've some funny ideas for few voice overs.

[OriginalGigolo]

Absolute genius lyrics, I cried and nearly stopped breathing I laughed so much.

[mogbasterd]

na,twas no mario rosenstock effort like

[grogscol]

"We know its not right but we dont give a shite" LOL very good....

[DeUnit103]

fucking funny

[musicbuff6781]

brilliant, absolutely brilliant! i particularly loved the keyboard work! 3.28 is a work of art! love it! please do more of these pricks!

[walkerrr6]

good stuff

[savagecabage]

"FECK!"

[sniperpaddy]

her in her purdy pink panties......... ROFLOL

[gizzartpuke]

wonder litle boy.. your mama is very proud of you

[robaralis]

I am most thankful that this is the version that is stuck in my head now! I don't even want to remember what the old one sounded like!

[martinorhian]

fareplay very funny lol.......

[EmpathyBand1]

"Mighty stuff. Jaysus. Mighty, mighty." HAHAHA! I love this so much. This video has made my day! ;)

[gtadead]

so fukin funny well done!

[touchitplease]

YOU should be knighted.

[beatboxwardy]

check out my page to see crystal swing versus dr dre.

[ImPinksCannonball]

this is hilarious!! i want more!

[Towser106]

Very Funny when Mother saids I SWALLOW hahaha Very fuck,n funny like id say he,s realy Ride,n his sister hahaha

[derjanek]

i pissed myself laughing, thanks to you!!!

[sikie1970]

Best thing i have seen on youtube!

PMSL

[incongra]

good work, really enjoyed it

[747737727707]

excellent,havn't laughed so much in ages,cheers thanks

[RyanDriscoll100]

Very good haha All out TUNE LiKE hahahaah

[kobbsno10]

"And I'm doing me homework tomorrow"

[robaralis]

2:52 when the some breaks down in climax, such harmonic beauty

[mogadishusneeze]

Its about fuckin time!

Fair fucks to ya:)

[kobbsno10]

Brilliant!! Hahahaha!! I love how it's a guy doing the chicks voice!

[yawagonya1]

Haha this is so shite it's class, well done :)

[robaralis]

HAHAHA

[MissAileenC]

you are a legend!!! this is fuckin hilarious! I've jus posted it to facebook and twitter :P everyone shud see this! well done!:D the feckin eejits!

[Ahfurfuksek]

I laughed til I shat, no kidding..... this is the funniest thing i've seen in many a year! Good work.

[sammymantha29]

LOL Priceless!! Best thing on Youtube!! :P

[PetiteChampignon]

Fuckin' class.

[loquayrocks]

if she was my sister, I'd still shag her!

[dordormurphy]

meanies!

[lionbarlover]

Best irish video on youtube

[nmcloughlin]

I love how you managed to get the obligatory key change in there cos all of a sudden that is Eurovision material

[miwioro]

.. he makes Wallace and Gromit faces.....if anyone agrees with me tell me im not imagining things!! ..

[MsPaturs]

Pure brilliant! Im doing an assignment thats driving me crazy and this gave me a great laugh. Thanks!

[miwioro]

coochi coo, ya randy little bollix hahahaha!!!

[takiniton]

hahahaha...total class! Love it!

[nitscherino]

brilliant..i couldnt stop laughing through it!

[mrdoonbeg]

haha fantastic

[tonedeafmunkey]

I'll do me homework tomorrow

[3nakedmen]

well done sir....  i love it !!

[jostep]

I love the keyboards!

[covmeister]

Brilliant. I love the shitness of the keys. Congratulations sir!

[clickthewolf]

this is amazing thank you!

[NotHisLoverJustAGirl]

this is amazing!!! YE SHOULD POST IT TO THE FAMILY AND SEE WHAT THEY THINK 0_o

[shwaaaa2k9]

you my friend, are a fucking hero

[YoussefS]

I love how shit this is... it's so fucking funny

[MugsyHH]

Seen this loads now and I still cry laughin :)

[fredro76]

disturbingly brilliant !!! a tribute to rural Ireland and Mr.Bungle tracks lol

[ruthieor]

better than the original!

[larwhelan]

I swallow hahahahaha

[boroie]

savage!

[mikemikester1]

Well, one thing that's true here, when people do take off's of you, you have made it!! Your headed to the top and all your detractors can do in their jealousy is try feeble attempts like this to be funny, but the jokes on them cause your going to be rich rich rich and famous famous famous!!!

[jamsiek]

@mikemikester1 They're going nowhere, too many people have taste in music and wouldn't touch this.

All they're doing is embarrassing themselves and the country IMO

[666jim85]

Fuckin brilliant!