A DJ Tutorial From The World's No.1 DJ

[x3LightNinG]

get back to your office.

[MrLindAllure]

1.48 this is awesome!

[kosmik127]

Oh hell no!

[acidy84]

wtf is this tarded dude? :) ohh mmmy :)))))))

[Maximskidrin]

2:35 he's going to fap fap?

[gothsoul3990]

how fucking interesting, come closer and tell me more

[crouge]

Very creative promo from A&B ! enjoyed ;)

[UnlEaDeDfUels]

real life buzzkillington lol

[Habbers84]

"I'm not a Paedophiiillllee" lol

[milzdeejay]

haha absolute top bloke he is in inbetweeners

[Housegiant]

boom boom chick boom chick

[x5MiL34KillCaMx]

it's funny the way there are almost parallel universes of DJs - being 15, and into stuff like DnB, you have to recognise people like Andy C as a true creator, and i have never even heard of this guy!

[olisimus]

joke........ :D

[djdiligence]

hahahaha boom boom chick pmsl

[s4njosesh4rk]

Its going home time LOL xD hahahahaha

[jayr4606]

fucking guy he dont even know how to push the cursor.. have you seen how he's finger tip it hehe..

[robobass25]

yeah its obviously a joke lol

[trance4life100]

wtF ;?*

[pillz1979]

pmsl

[SkateTVdotcom]

is this a joke !! ?

[TheDustinash]

this is awesome. Hes like the napolean of djs

[TheMisterWeirdo]

you don't even deserve to have that equipment.

[doobm]

man... you are so gay...

and so english u suck

[ghettobrown209]

we dont understand because we are americans! ftw!

[denimslugs]

he looks like a vicar

[Panthuoh]

Hes voice is so nice, why I dont have a teacher who has that kind of voice, I would learn alot :D

[kedaiapps]

isn't this neil's dad from in betweeners?

[knaan163]

NICHOLSON!!

[DJMagik88]

It's funny to the people who know exactly what it is about. No he's not the No.1 DJ. Its a joke sketch by Above&Beyond. Very funny. The one with Matt Lucas is genius.

[call2see]

DICKHEAD



[knaan163]

@call2see its a joke - hes not actually a fucking dj

[gabe1222]

above and beyond are the best

[br4d24]

hes got some good drugs in him.

[Quadropheniax1973]

the green light doesn't put me in the mood... some good pot does

[darknessbydesign]

Almost Partridge

[johnybonjoint]

to co je za chuja lol:DDD

[chris58429]

what a load of shit

[EpicTheRozjebywator]

He's not an actor. I voted him No.1 in 2006 and 2007 edition of MixMag poll. Really nice guy, he really know what "mixing the beats" mean.

[leontom1000]

1:40 alter hat der ne Meise xD

[MAGICDJ5]

JAJAJAJAJA DUDE

[lanswipe]

weirdo

[Ramazed]

greatest dj of all time right there.

[Quipsilon]

BOOM BOOM CHICK LMAO

[DJEst1990]

does anyone know the name of the song of the outro of this video.

[jdoggydizzle]

@DJEst1990 Oceanlab - Miracle!

[daniellekingdjk3]

its a joke you know what a joke is some people have no funny bone

[zitebaniz]

whats the song at the end?

[ibiza1290]

The girl at 2:42 is a bit over the top,i went to see above and beyond last year and didn't do that :)

[ezipezy]

hahaha this is freaking hilarious, whats everyone elses problem? 

[beatjungalist]

is it me or is that neils dad off inbetweeneres!?

[ibiza1290]

@beatjungalist I thought i recognised him :)

[GyuJazz]

HAHA! Love it! No.1 Dj EVER!!!!

[415sftonio]

ahahaha... dial the numbas! lol

[Adiraha]

what a pretentious f**K.--even is this is a joke, he"s still a f**K.

[halfbite]

You fools! These are good biscuits and they cost £4!

[slowencl]

whats the name of last track?

pls tell me :)

[Seaquel07]

@slowencl the cars - drive

[deej4ymrcee]

hes a politician in UK i think the bald cunt lol 

[groovemaster11]

he looks more like a vicar

[moiandhim2]

anybody else burst into tears (of joy) when it says should've voted above&beyond??

[jlimjlim18]

fkn fag

[0antigypoteam0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[ElementCrasher]

Hahaha, love him ! :D Thats humor ! :b

[djtyme2008]

haha loving this XD this video is clearly for DJs whoi take themselves way too seriously :P

[highlyrevolved]

OMG tracklisting PLZZZZ!!!!

[a2thek47]

what the fuck? GAY

[scooterRooter95]

is this guy for real?

[JamieToul]

Clive Rudloe recieves it in the ass :)

[MrSaneperson]

So funny....All you guys that are braindead & don't understand its a pisstake need to get a life!

[BoMb3rZz]

i think he is a pedaphile

[SMERGHEED]

I cant belive that this video goes over peoples heads and they dont get thats its a piss take...

there is no helping some people!!.....lol!!!

[ilikepeople1]

One million Brazilians can be wrong.*

[mycal64]

Thank you Clive. I'm 87 and a half years old and an ex-accountant - you've inspired me to become a DJ.

[ilikepeople1]

@mycal64 lol

[Shitfuck341]

wow thanks for the tips. and wasting my time

[TheScarecrow83]

wow ok im glad u play shit from my dads time so do i do guess what welcome to the new world generation . ur old shit dont work wit ous

[pmdj]

I'm stuck in the 80's and I can't get out!

You left out about 15 0's after the "1".

This is a joke right?

[vannelite]

what??

[DrumNBassFace]

funny vid. lame trance music at the end. the only trance is hard trance

[ANGELO13111]

@DrumNBassFace yea trance really went to shit after 2004-2005.

[mycal64]

psytrance

[DrumNBassFace]

goa and psytrance get sooo repetitive.... i can't take it

[mycal64]

kinda understand what you mean, but the shamanic influence in psytrance requires the music to be repetitive. I generally cycle between different psytrance genres like dark and progressive trance and then when I go back to listen to classic psytrance it sounds fresh again.

[Corpsorz]

Lol this is kinda gay:(

[djjohnstoneluvzemma]

this is da best tutorial i have ever watched lol pyaa legend bum chicka chicka boom hahaha oomg do more tutorials mate :)

[temanyada]

This is funny if your trying to make fun of a 50 year old dude that simply plays requested music at weddings with no skills of mixing what so ever and claims hes a dj. However if youre referring to real legit talented djs who actually beat match and program their music with cuts, scratches and effects youre very incorrect. I think youve watched too many european trance energy videos. Other then that, nice video

[111skater222]

@temanyada

are you joking? you realize above and beyond posted this right? if you don't know who they are google them...

[captaintom25]

@temanyada This was a piece of comedy. Idiot.

[SuperJameschelsea]

the actor is the gay dad off the inbetweeners

[Slavkin22]

haha.thats funny

[MickeyMac18]

wat a MUPPET..

[RavenTalon91]

For those of you that STILL haven't got it, this guy is an ACTOR working ALONGSIDE Paavo, Tiny & Jono.

[steviem666]

@RavenTalon91

Did he say No1 D.J? I think he meant B.J! What a muppet!

[rickvtr]

hahaha fukin brilliant

[MisterHughes]

Clive,

I just died in your arms tonight,

it must have been somethin' you played!

[ploopyfaceplant]

@djsuperdoopafly do you have a sense of humour at all? i think not

[PlaztE]

@djsuperdoopafly Wow I can't understand how somebody can be as retarded as you...you sat there watching this and at no point it sprung into your mind this was a joke?

[dukedija]

I saw this guy playing live in London...the decks are like an extension of his hands..not surprised his is no 1.

Thanks for being the best George!

[sankaman11000]

One word : The best!!! lol

[hamomojo]

get fucked was this guy world no.1 dj

[estrance]

what a geek

[ZubinZubinZubin]

GO CLIVE!!

[DJ9D9]

this guy is a batty as me after a few pints of Guinness

[stevenmcnair1897]

Hillarious. Make another one!

[MrHaylcon]

Did someone spike his drink?

[JJOHNSONV8]

one million brazilians can't be wrong ;-)

[Willsilk2]

so that's what ive been doing wrong all these years. thanks Clive for that wonderful insight.

[ShoTown]

Hahaha I love this video!!!

[SimonFoston]

He's actually called Alex McQueen and he played Julius Nicholson in The Thick Of It.

[rainbowvein]

CLIVE RUDLOE.

Some phat beats there. Freakin genius I say, freakin genius.

Too bad I voted A&B before finding out about this guy. Well played, well played :)

[MaxThePothead]

LOL I SERIOUSLY HOPE THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE xD

[rhyssimmo]

how stupid are you all - its a p!ss take

[stalone333]

dude look up my video and rate it, i am better than you....no offence for dj....

[jakethesnakebro]

ahahah niels dad, hes bent!!

[rdy4ever]

it's just a joke... shoul've voted above and beyond:))

[jcmad10]

OKAY WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

Some MISTAKE THIS GUY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE I DO WAAAAY BETTER

no offense

[babybidz]

no, he's number 1... the number 1 gayest dj ever! boom chik boom boom... hahaha...

[graffkiNg7]

lol yeah!!!

[dscope14]

haha awesome

[johnnyboyskates100]

lmao r the sound effect necessary

[siemka86]

co to za Lamer ?

[Omrie69]

Hes a wasteman

[TwiSTylEjuMp3r]

omg what the fuck

[helvennoir]

Armin Van Burren Was No1 Tiesto was @nd

[AzzaHale2k7]

he looks like neils dad on the inbetweeners

[dpsage]

its is neils dad from the inbetweeners

[visvys]

lol wtf :D

[Hopazz]

tiesto sux.

[sickliberty]

lol, this shit is mad funny. do you like kolki butchek? you know, bing-bong, bing-bong-bing... shagladang-dang...

[miikkapehkonen]

wtf ?!?!?

[minsoochoe]

wanst dj tiesto number 1?

[AzzaHale2k7]

tiesto is 2nd i think, arman van helden is first?

[l0ket]

Armin van Buuren

[carzakone333]

he came in 2

[daryld161]

if he was no 1 i would kill myself

[threntyblk]

your a real jokester lol you are a funny dude

[DrumNBassFace]

was looking for some REAL pointers. plain and simple... not funny

[speedyairwalk]

Get over it. its a joke. Above and beyond are behind it so maybe pointers flow through theere.

[xXDjIceWeaselXx]

That was funny though, even if it was a joke :p

[TheChislett]

haha above&beyond is the shiznit

[kiuga93]

eii broo thanks

one question i have the djx700 and is four channel and i want to play in each channel one song so i can buy two usb interfaces(American Audio Audio Genie Pro USB Phono Interface) and connect the four channel or i need to buy one interface with four outputs, one more thing do anyone know about MIDI to rca cables? please help

[AntiPirateSquad]

Midi to RCA ...I didn't think they exist?

[DjGizzo]

bumder lol

[drivebyfilms]

haha this is fucking classic! irecognise him from magicians.

[shortballerz]

1:51 WTH!?!?!?!

[linkinfan0]

Did any of u realised it's a joke?

[minichez]

i cant believe this guy watse all that money to play rubbish hahahahaha

[goone1987]

hahaha what a peice of bum fluff

[fats265]

WHAT A FUCKING TOOL, WASTED 3 MINS OF MY LIFE can i please have em back?

[RoarOfZonda]

You don't have a life.... kid.

[WhyDoIBotherAtAll]

@fats265 With your returned three minutes, you'll be pursuing completely irony-free activities, I presume?

[golfdude88]

HOLY SHIT LMFAO AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA I wanna be like him ahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[kodyB420]

world worst dj

[rudotel112]

idiot fucker

[butsenzeller]

If that's the world's number one dj...then i'm Mick Jagger

[BackwheelBandit]

hi mick, hows it goin? :p

[qessing]

Armin van Buuren is THE Nummer 1 of the world . and he get's bether and bether

[DJJONESY2008]

lol

[batche39]

i swear down this guy was on holby city lmao

[DJMarkieBoi]

haha i was thinging that too!

[NVidelov]

Clive is the BEST!

[nuck8]

toooooo much marihuanna man, jajajajajajjaj...u r so hi!! .. !{=_=}!...

[stevenissiq]

what the fuck

[nuck8]

jajajajajajajaja

[sjunkes]

check trance-potting podcast with jünkes & juls

+ info: myspace/junkess_and_juls

[sjunkes]

jaja

[knightrydersoundz]

dj tiesto is the number one dj of the world

[mixmastermax8]

this guy owns

[DJLensChannel]

:))...funny

[madge88]

ahh wicked i can watch above & beyond tv again! :D

[battlestarvfx]

more proof digital djs are ghey.

[olichampagne123]

Hahah thats funny and sarcastic !!!

[djlb0790]

That is what you call a T-rard Not a retard T-RARD. :L Cant explain how much of a twat he is:L

[zipboy123]

lol boom chick boom boom chick 1:40 boom boom huh huh. this is a funny lil man

[xXElectroVipXx]

This is just a plain comedy show with the category "DJing" xD

Rofl i teared my eyes to death XD

[muslou]

what the fuck is this? it's not even funny. get a life.

[Tranzemaniac]

I am your greatest fan i like your radioshow and your mixes , I was the only one who voted for you on last years DjMags pole ! you rock Dj Clive Rudloe, You are better than everyone out there....

[XspiritY]

bumm bumm chick uh uh ... yeah he ruulez xD

[JameseyNZ]

who the fuck is this guy?

[IntenseDJ]

loll this is gayy

[DrumFire69]

does he even know what trance is?