You're the convicts - Barmy Army Sings

[TheDrunkinAussie]

just jealous. you idiots sent the convicts to paradise and stayed in the cold and miserable... i like the chant non the less

[TheTatmeister]

@TheDrunkinAussie

I lived in Oz for a few years. Muggy heat,spiders.crap food,lots of hurricanes,rude people,expensive,poor housing,bad cars,boring amenties. I will take Brighton (which is hotter than Tasmania FACT) over shitty Darwin any day!

[00rouchy00]

@TheDrunkinAussie haha fair enough convict XD i would prefer to live in Aussie tbh :L

[Tram14B]

Dear Australia, now who's No.1 in the world? Yours sincerely, England

[baysidelad1]

Dear England, now who's full of convicts? Yours sincerely, Australia.

[WS12LC]

@baysidelad1 still you...

[policemanaaron]

If Australia has all the convicts, why does the United Kingdom have the highest rate of violent crime in the OECD (with over double the rate of violent crime in the USA)?

That said, I love the way the Poms sing at their sporting events. Sure as hell beats the tossers in Australia and here in New Zealand who sit on their arse trying to staunch the clouds.

[somethingmemorable1]

@policemanaaron not sure about those stats mate, violence in the UK is more likely to be an old lady hitting someone with a spatula, and in America a shooting. But I think the songs talking about our convicts being sent to the land of aus many years ago. Still, it's only banter.

[DaleWF10]

@policemanaaron the United Kingoms violent crime is nowhere near the US they have crime something like over 5 times worse in statistics than the UK

Don't know where you got that from

[policemanaaron]

@DaleWF10

OECD crime stats are clear - UK has HIGHER rate of violent crime than the USA. Not that you'd know it with all the sensationalist bullshit on America's news.

[DaleWF10]

@policemanaaron Erm I am from England I don't watch American News and the US has the highest crime rate in the World (excluding 3rd world nations)

[TheTatmeister]

@policemanaaron

BOLLOCKS

[lowerywkd]

They say a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime........ That explains the amount of Aussies in England haha ;)

[CovBoyReiss13]

see, in football the atmosphere is SOOOOOOOO much better

[MsGrannySmith]

Haha this is a classic, because Australia's crime rates lower!!! Looks like they left some behind!

[joedalby14]

@MsGrannySmith look up your history mate then you might understand why then !!!

[MsGrannySmith]

@joedalby14 I know what they mean, I was just commenting on how they're saying they gave us their convicts yet we still have a lower crime rate...

[EbsNhexz]

@MsGrannySmith No we didn't give you our convicts..you are the convicts! Your crime rate is lower because your trying to get out on good behaviour. Unless your one of them Kangaroos than can use computers, in which case I apologise.

[MsGrannySmith]

@EbsNhexz The aboriginals were the first people here. Then the English came along, dropped off some convicts and decided to murder over 70% of the aboriginal people. I'm not from Europe, I'm an aboriginal, I'm from Australia.

Haha and i'm pretty sure Kangaroos can't type xD

[EbsNhexz]

@MsGrannySmith If your on acid they can! And if I gave any regard for the aboriginal people I wouldn't be British, its in our nature to barge in to other peoples land and then pretend we were there first. Now all that is over we just go to other countries sniff the air and say `ahh I remember when all this was Empire` whilst gesturing dramatically.

[MrGrog88]

the barmy army is soo annoying because they are sooo good haha

[cinders0407]

@ TheSocceroofan.

Well said, I could not agree more. It is all good natured and is taken that way.

[livegems]

No c'victs sent to South Australia mofos; it was "set up as a province of England", according to a book i found in London Library.

[TheSocceroofan]

I'm an aussie and anyone who takes these chants seriously is a bloody idiot, the poms come here to support their team and have good time by engaging in a bit of good-natured sledging. Unless your a complete tosser, their not hurting anyone, so go along with it. If it really offends you so much why dont you make up someaussie chants and try and get them going. oh thats right your a tosser hiding behind a keyboard!

[Jaya365]

@TheSocceroofan your bang on pal, the banter between the aussies and the poms (us) is just that banter between 2 friendly nations over a game of cricket, the players are exactly they leave the rivalry on the field, I have a friend who know freddy and said that both teams stayed back 4 hours after the second test in 2005 in the players lounge.

[danderdan101]

hahahha yes we are the convicts and we kicked youre ass then

[oioijake]

@danderdan101 too bad we beat you this year you dick

[bigcat178]

Good Luck to Straussie and the boys for the 5th test at the SCG wipe the aussies faces in it again! As the yanks say "Payback is a bitch"

[adamtb37]

fuck the haters

And was the holy Lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the countenance divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among those dark satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring me my arrows of desire! Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land.

[km0165]

wish Australia would do this

[Pigroota]

what are the words?

[richardcook1987]

@Pigroota were in the middle were in the middle were in the middle over here.... (or left or right)

Youre the convicts youre the convicts youre the convicts over there

[chelseafc529]

i was at that match u fucking cunts lol

[SNIFFMYBADGER]

@AustralianHonor take it your not watching the cricket then

[BwFcJon]

all i can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[12oi345]

MonzieCS get a life you sad muppet

[MonzieCS]

What a bunch of tossers. You can count the brain cells in that crowd on one hand.

[sepiasilence]

@MonzieCS so anyone who enjoys a beer in the sun is a morn, what a boring bastard you must be

[Jammedheat]

quality!!!!

[stoneyafcb1]

Best fans in the world!

[alerom23471]

Fiiiiiiiiiiive nil fiiiiiive nil

haha gotta love the barmy army

[bluenosepe]

Errrr, yeah Dave. Old man. Can't move. Others. Yeah. Good one. You've got the whole cell to yourself and that's the best you could come up with? Maybe try and get some more inspiration from your hour outdoor time tomorrow eh?

[elpusso123]

Doesn't need to be mate. Al the time I've been going I've seen two people out of order. One English and one Aussie. The rest sorted them out. Nicely of course!

[pbscfc]

your the convicts over there!

[Lucanking]

...lol at the chanting crowds, like it was the football or something! It's only cricket FFS!

[JCA1712]

probably the funniest chant ive ever heard LOL

[DavidJHilt]

This sort of stuff makes me think of a miserable old man. The old man can't run and can't really do much. But still the old man tries to put others down to try and make himself feel better. This is despite the old man privately recognising that those around him are more capable and more able bodied than him.

[ccclllsport]

@DavidJHilt it's called banter mate, we take the mic out of each other, it's a joke, not to be taken seriously

[mainface]

@DavidJHilt like this comment

[SatansFloater]

@DavidJHilt Oh do behave, and while you're at it, acquire a sense of humour from somewhere for fuck sake.

[Pablosammy1]

@DavidJHilt You remind me of a miserable old man. The old man can't stand the effervescence of youth. He finds them coarse and insulting, and glares at them through inch-thick glasses. He doesn't understand this thing called 'banter', and is completely ignorant to the fact that there is an undercurrent of amicability beneath all of the chants.

Your sense of humour bypass is almost as severe as our American cousins. I expected better from you!

[tarzoe]

convicts ha.

You all live in community housing! community housing! community housing!

[Duty281Returns]

Barmy Army - best fans in the world.

[Dyzm]

gddammit i hate pommies!

[somasgood]

love the banter. always enjoy seeing the convicts and other settlements tear the british another ass. can the play sport.. beyond darts?

[mollers92]

@somasgood you said ass, you must be american. chopper reid says harden the fuck up.

[romney73]

@somasgood Shut up spaz

[bellzy87]

lol.... & to think the poms sent us here to god's country as punishment. We know who got the last laugh......!

[Razovllay]

@bellzy87 yea we didn't think that one through did we? lol

[shrueboy62]

yes we are the convicts! who live in the sun the warm

[porbello9]

@shrueboy62 we truly fucked that up, we should have sailed to OZ and left the convicts here ( though most days in england you could be forgiven for thinking we did)

[1979katrina]

Im Aussie but i think The Barmy Army is great........ It's all in good fun and hey thats what it's all about at the end of the day, there will always be a friendly rivalry between the Brits and the Aussies and thats the way we like it :)

[ccclllsport]

@1979katrina yea, it's all banter :) NOW BACK TO YOUR CELL

[1979katrina]

@ccclllsport Yeah it sure is :-) Mate you should see the great view of the paradise you sent us to from my cell

[G00n3r4Life]

@1979katrina well at cricket there used to be rivalry now its just one sided. :P

[DaleWF10]

@1979katrina You mean England and the Aussies

Scotland Wales and N.Ireland don't have a strong rivalry with the Aussies it's just England :D

[TheTatmeister]

@DaleWF10

Woah Mate wrong there im Welsh we are avid supporters of the barmy army here,and the Republic of Ireland have a rivalry with the Aussies!

[laila7]

@1979katrina calling the australians convicts doesn't sound friendly to me :)

[laila7]

convicts of the land... ha ha.. that's just what they are.. the anglo saxons.

[jamesLOVESkoons]

hahahaha i love that im saving that for my aussie mates

[SNIFFMYBADGER]

most people on here are too emotional, it's just banter cheer the fuck up

[gulabjamoon8]

Most of us are free-settlers you ignorant fucks.

[Larryboy12345]

It's just friendly teasing you miserable old lady, virtually everybody in England knows someone in Oz, half my family lives there now, doesn't stop there being a rivalry between the 2 countries.

[HengistTheGreat]

Would you mind not sending your rejects back to us in revenge?

[lardy182]

Really, and there was me thinking these guys were being serious

[thunderwing0000]

Every ill-considered, immature, brain-dead comment I have seen you post on YouTube suggests that you are a twenty year old adolescent with nothing better to do than pick fights over the Internet with people whom you will never meet. Picked on at school, much?

I'd tell you I rooted your girlfriend but that would be impossible now, wouldn't it...

[gulabjamoon8]

Why don't you piss off to you shitful housing estates in the old dart and let us enjoy paradise.

ps your "singing" is shit

[romney73]

@gulabjamoon8 SShhhhhh

[xXKayn3Xx]

convict pride!!!!!!!!

[TheMrbollox]

SUPER SUPER MITCH, SUPER SUPER MITCH, SUPER SUPER MITCH, SUPER MITCHELL JOHNSON!!!

WAYHAY (bowls another wide)

[TheMrbollox]

Bloody convicts.

it's in their genes.

[TheBoredGeorge]

hahaha, and yet their the ones sitting in the cheap seats! ah the irony :P

[kezwagon]

still beaten convincingly by the convicts that series...

[MOLMENTUSS]

Now Now gents. It's only a bit of Fun!

[OReallyYaRly]

you english twats are all talk

come visit bay 13 and face the aussie hooligans u pussies

[TheMrbollox]

What the fuck is bay 13? you daft cunt.

[OReallyYaRly]

bay 13 at the MCG you little yellow teeth pom cunt. tryna act hard on a computer u little knob. poms are all talk

[thecoffeebob]

@OReallyYaRly

Mate, your foul mouth makes us aussie's seem like dickheads. What's wrong with saying "section of MCG"?

Don't forget that this is just a game.

Besides, our cricketers are cheating hacks anyway.

[TheMrbollox]

U thick hypocrite, I'm not the loser challenging people to fight's over the internet.

[romney73]

@OReallyYaRly Well hard!!

[fondoogle]

you're the yiddos, you're the yiddos, you're the yiddos and you're shit.

[moeydogg77]

Were north end were north end were north end over here!

[khylelewis]

LMAO!!! for those wondering (took me 2 listens to get it)

we're the left side over here,

we're the middle over here,

we're the right side over here,

your the convicts over there.

[TheGhosthorror]

funny thing is convicts came from britian so there basically calling themselves convicts

[romney73]

@TheGhosthorror Really??? you must be some sort of historian or something

[mjkk86]

hm prison australia, hahahhahaha

fuckin funny u made ma day, bro

[jason220190]

fact is us english aint that good at sport cos we dont care we liked to get pissed and have a laugh with our lives rather have an english nite out and go watch sport than anything australia got lol

[NuWave12]

We end up at sports games because we get pissed, then shout abuse at the other teams.:L

[Gabzerelli5]

I hate it how all the aussies are buff and good looking and the British fans that go over are either fayt or lanky, bald, pasty and ugly (well, most of them) no wonder the aussies have views about us!

[rwian]

hahaha yeh, scum of your nation, meaning people who were forced to steal a loaf of bread due to starvation and then sent to jail for long periods of time. The fact is that only 17% can trace their roots back to convicts. Another 17% trace it back to military men sent here with the convicts. Another 25% trace their roots back to royalty from various countries and important historical figures. THANKS.

[shanec24]

true fanatics australians can't compete

[Beersbikesandchicks]

The poms should fuckin talk!! where did they think the convicts came from mother fuckers.

[Stephend83]

settle down your just angry cause you know we are right

[racewalkingrules]

yeah exactly. we got rid of the scum of our nation and offloaded them in australia.

[Beersbikesandchicks]

looks like you decided to keep the rest for yourselves then. =)

[killashine1]

and alot returned after their sentences so good chance your of convict stock yourself so laugh it up cocksmoker, the ones with any brains or balls didnt return to your gloomy shitbox.

[racewalkingrules]

touchy hahahaha

actually i wont be of convict stock because only a few generations of my family have lived in england you fuckwit.

[killashine1]

so why say WE when you mention sending convicts abroad then?? and where do your mob hail from captain cuntlip? not too ashamed to say are we?

[racewalkingrules]

because i was born in england you fucking idiot. its not hard to work out.

my family comes from guernsey, not that that has any bearing on this at all.

why dont you stop getting so touchy over banter and get a fucking life.

[darthlewis1]

HM prison Australia

[r055c0z]

one of my favorite memories of the test match was hearing the army chanting, but we still won 5-0.

[observingworld]

@r055c0z 5-0 becomes 1-3 ha ha

[tracylee8569]

ohh please, my thanx for sending us too paradise, hmm, why i wonder do we hav so many Brit immigrants, what fukked up there.....ya should hav bin a convict lol

[speedfreak18ish]

it wasnt a paradi when he covicts got sent there made to slave there and work hard with random scary animals and land they have never seen before, your ancestors would have been shiting them selves in australia until you started to build major towns and citys and leanr how to cope in the climate and got independance your contry was very un-hospitable, still is in parts.

[TheOnlyDummkopf]

yep, and now its a country ten times better than the gloomy little shithole you gap toothed fucks live in =)

[speedfreak18ish]

at least we dont sweat all fukcing day smelling like shit and crackle in skin cancer heat, u fukcing beer drinking convict fucks, all you have is desert and rainforest full of dodgy fucked up animals all wanting to kill you, the Yorkshire dales and lake district are much more beautifull.

[darthlewis1]

If England is so shit why are there loads of australians in London. They must of really loved your 'paradise'. And gap tooth fucks my arse we just saw your island and thought what a great place to dump our inbred criminals, so what does that make you? an inbred

[rwian]

1,153,264 Brits live in Australia at the moment. Compare that to the 117,000 Australians living in England.

[containznutzrule]

we like to make up for the fact that we've lost the empire by reminding the countries that were our colonies that if it wasn't for the germans, the british empire may still cover 1/4 of the world...

[clarko55]

man i wish aussie sports had awesome crowd chants

[kingazzaman]

LOL, this convict has a tan, a boat and motorbike (that can both actually be used most of the year) and a girl-friend who wears fuck-all around the huge home we share 5 minutes from the best beaches in the world.

Oh if it weren't for the constant nagging ancestral shame of it all. Oh woe....

[WayneKinoff]

english send convicts to paradise??

[salfordsredarmy]

You're not English, you're scouse! You's lot can't pick and choose sunshine, you made your bed, lie in it haha!!

[liverpool80000seater]

you re not english you are a filthy manc bastard,your mother was a whore

[liverpool80000seater]

salfordsredarmysorry i didnt mean that,i meant your mother is a whore,you cunt

[salfordsredarmy]

Hahaha!!! Woah!! A bit of friendly banter there and you start gettin personal, its right what they say about you scousers then, no sense of humour!

[liverpool80000seater]

salfordsredarmy sorry mate i must of got the wrong end of the stick i do apologise

[Bladepicker]

Why don't you shut up and concentrate on robbing footballers houses. Probably any song having a go at convicts is a bit too close to home for a 'poor me poor me' filthy, scouser

[liverpool80000seater]

yes i will shut up and concentrate on robbing footballers houses

[Gabzerelli5]

Woah thats a classy stadium

[Chris414141]

Best in the world !

[triplh29]

where did the convicts come from?

[mobyuv]

we do better than english football team

[Davern29]

just watch the cricket you dicks

[watelsecanido]

you have to atmosphere in cricket dicks!

[bcoy1para]

AHHH u gotta love these imbred colonial shackle dragging £10 pom halfwits , gota job yet bruce ya cretin?

[StGeorge666]

best sporting fans in the world. BARMY ARMY!

[princer37]

fuk off u aussie cunts ur convict wankers ohhhhh ohh ohh whos got the ashes bk haha u silly twats

[mowie133]

big deal nobie your going to lose them in 2 years anyway..

past 50 years you have won twice what a joke for a courty that made the game hahaha

[adventussaxonum]

"past 50 years you have won twice "

We've won twice since 1959? I think you had better check your facts.

[evanrugby]

your the convicts your the convicts !!!

[h60562]

im proud to be english but the royal family is a joke, how can anyone love a queen? shes ugly

[xASxDragoon]

you must be gay if you think shes ugly

[romney73]

@xASxDragoon Well said, she is fit

[bryanz127]

what has the queen done for us? our stupid former pm john howard spent all our taxes on a bloody gold carriage!!

[ttproleague]

ahhh i'm not english nor am i an aussie....can some1 tell me about this convicts thing.....y do y'all call the aussies convicts ?

[Adambrew]

Back in the day we used to ship all our criminals over there as punishment. So they are all decended fron convicts, basically. These days they all work in our pubs and we go there for a bit of sunshine, strange how things work out...

[YesIamAPilot]

Australia was founded as a convict colony for british convicts

[lilbennyt]

except for adelaide,

[fondoogle]

english and australian cultures are not that much different, We both love Englands queen, We both share the same flag.. well you share ours, Without English people neither of us would have a country and we gave you your countries 1 and only national sport.. actually, you seem to be lost without us. YOU'RE THE CONVICTS, YOU'RE THE CONVICTS, YOU'RE THE CONVICTS OVER THERE!

[YesIamAPilot]

1. I have never met an aussie that likes the queen.

2. Our national sport is AFL. You dicks invented cricket, yet get thrashed by nearly every other country. PS your going to lose the Ashes.

3. Smart idea, sending convicts to a awesome land, nice beaches, awesome women and awesome weather. Are you enjoying the rain and cold?

4. Lost without you? Hows your economy going, maybe you could take some tips from aus.

[1988MILLWALL]

1. lol I never known a royal to like the Aussie's either.

2. lol you ain't even got your own sport you plank. We even got more medals than you at the olympics.

[1988MILLWALL]

3. All convicts were mostly cockney. I'll bet you dying for a bit of pie & mash or jellied eels over there. Nice beaches? Yh give you that one. Awesome Women? erm nah don't think so. Kate Winslet or Cate Blanchett. Ceryl Cole or Danni Minogue. lol I'm suprised you lot over here in Notting Hill even know what weather is 'cos you all seem to be inside doing bar work.

[1988MILLWALL]

4. ha ha Whether our economy is good or shit your country is still calling for skilled english workers. So yeah we take tips but you should get our education.

[YesIamAPilot]

Yea, and why do you think all the skilled brits come here, to have a better life. They are sick of the weather and the violence. We do have our own sport, AFL, you dickhead. The reason aussies are in the pubs is because we actually know how to run pubs, unlike you poms.

[1988MILLWALL]

HA HA I rather be a pom than a plastic convict pom.

lol but at the end of the day because of skilled brits your economy is boosting and if you get your head out your arse you would know that alot of brits are moving back.

ha ha the AFL is cross between rugby and American football so who's the dickhead now you mug!!!!

[YesIamAPilot]

Are you stupid. AFL has absolutely no resemblence to rugby or american footy. Your a tool, your not even worth arguing with due to your ignorance, a typical trait for poms. Why dont you go fuck Mrs. Thatcher you fuckhead.

[1988MILLWALL]

LOL you haven't invented your own sport you mug. Mrs Thatcher ha ha convict twat.

[mowie133]

funny part is the poms got killed in that test so lol

[hardgayramen4ever]

and we just won the ashes

so suck on that

[mowie133]

big deal you have won twuce in 50 years an we will get then back in years big deal

[hardgayramen4ever]

we've won is a lot more then you think

check wikipedia

[triplh29]

dont see u winning the ashes 5-0..and at least we neva cheated if we knew we were going to lose just a test match.

[hardgayramen4ever]

cheated?

since when did england cheat? You just pulled that nonsence out your arse

[triplh29]

nah mate. england brought out their bald indian pals to give them a drink and then sent out the doctor because the batsmans was a pussy about his ankle or watever

[hardgayramen4ever]

if you are referring to the end of the 1st test

a) they never brought out a drink

b) The 12th man came on to inform the players what time they needed to bat too

Australia spent 50 minutes trying to get anderson and panasar out, too none batters. It was hilarious that the aussies couldn't get them out.

The 3rd test australia were saved by the rain, we would have won that test. So cry me a river